Am I a loser?
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 04:35
I think I am. I keep blowing up women in RP's whenever they even SEEM to reject me.
Plus, I'm on numerous dating sites, and I've never even recieved even ONE email from a female. I don't have a job (and absolutely refuse to conform to the silly american work ethic of "all work, no play"), still live with my parents, I have lost 3 or 4 teeth since my jaw surgery last year, among lots of other thing.
Plus, when I was younger, I frequently turned down what may have been plenty of chances to get laid, but I'm not sure. :(
So, am I a loser?
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 04:37
Yep. Sorry.
So, you don't have a job, are living with your parents and are missing teeth? Those might be strikes against your non-loserdom...just playing the devil's advocate, you know.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 04:39
I'm going to have to go in the positive here, chief.
Stupid question. We're all losers here. Those that aren't losers are lying.
Nah, plenty of real losers out there, if your situation doesn't change in 10 years then maybe...
The Helghan Empire
10-12-2005, 04:41
I feel very sorry for ya and hope for the best of you. You want a hug Plutonian Empire?
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 04:42
I think I am. I keep blowing up women in RP's whenever they even SEEM to reject me.
Plus, I'm on numerous dating sites, and I've never even recieved even ONE email from a female. I don't have a job (and absolutely refuse to conform to the silly american work ethic of "all work, no play"), still live with my parents, I have lost 3 or 4 teeth since my jaw surgery last year, among lots of other thing.
Plus, when I was younger, I frequently turned down what may have been plenty of chances to get laid, but I'm not sure. :(
So, am I a loser?
There'a actually a pretty definitive test to see if you're a loser or not:
"You're walking down the street in a sparse warehouse district when you notice a gang of neo-nazi's beating up an old lady. You have no phone and nobody is near to help, except you. Do you:
a) Run away
b) Walkaway
c) Think for a moment as the consequences of interfering play out in your head, knowing if you protect the old lady, you will take her place as the subject of this savage beating; but, something inside you, something persistent and certain, tells you that you can't just leave her there. You know you can't win, but you'll do it anyway. You take your glasses off, you're not sure why, and stride forward, backlit by streetlights and courage, and you say "Stop."
The grading is self-explanatory.
The Jovian Moons
10-12-2005, 04:43
Stupid question. We're all losers here. Those that aren't losers are lying.
Ahmen. I don't even think I can spell Ahmen.
Yes. You are a loser. You suck at life and should die. Now go. Die.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 04:44
I feel very sorry for ya and hope for the best of you. You want a hug Plutonian Empire?
thanks. :)
The grading is self-explanatory.
No it's not. By the time you complete the thought process of option C, the old lady is dead and they're moving onto you anyway. That makes you an even bigger loser.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 04:46
So, am I a loser?
That depends, how old are you? If your 13, then that's cool. If you are over 18, though, then there is something wrong with you.
At least get high and bang a fat chick, man. That would move you up to "Complete Loser" and from there you'll just have to claw and fight for every inch you can get.
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 04:46
No it's not. By the time you complete the thought process of option C, the old lady is dead and they're moving onto you anyway. That makes you an even bigger loser.
Heh, yeah, guess it is funnier, if, when the guy looks up,the thugs have left already.
The Helghan Empire
10-12-2005, 04:47
thanks. :)
Your welcome.
Shut up. Disagreeing makes you a loser. Agreeing with the test makes you cool.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 04:48
<snip>
You forgot three things in your scenario:
Option D) Pull out a gun/knife/beat stick and start killing without wasting time on stupid warnings
Option E) Same as Option D, but then bang the old lady and/or steal her purse
Poland
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 04:48
There'a actually a pretty definitive test to see if you're a loser or not:
"You're walking down the street in a sparse warehouse district when you notice a gang of neo-nazi's beating up an old lady. You have no phone and nobody is near to help, except you.
But what if it's a gang of old ladies beating up a Neo-Nazi?
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 04:48
Shut up. Disagreeing makes you a loser. Agreeing with the test makes you cool.
That's what the proctors told us about the LSAT...
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 04:48
Yes. You are a loser. You suck at life and should die. Now go. Die.
Thats not nice at all.
Not tolerable here.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 04:49
On the other hand, maybe on not a loser--my parents adopted me when I was 3, and was provided with a roof to live under ever since then, I have loving parents, and a great family. :fluffle:
So, maybe i'm a loser only when it comes to women? That's what I think. :)
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 04:50
You forgot three things in your scenario:
Option D) Pull out a gun/knife/beat stick and start killing without wasting time on stupid warnings
Option E) Same as Option D, but then bang the old lady and/or steal her purse
Poland
I guess that's always been the problem with standardized tests...they always forget Poland.
That's what the proctors told us about the LSAT...
And they were right. The LSAT is cool. You are not. Go away, loser!
The Helghan Empire
10-12-2005, 04:51
On the other hand, maybe on not a loser--my parents adopted me when I was 3, and was provided with a roof to live under ever since then, I have loving parents, and a great family. :fluffle:
So, maybe i'm a loser only when it comes to women? That's what I think. :)
Aww. It's good that you have loving foster parents. And if you're a loser around women, don't give a shit at all because it's pretty normal at any age, or you're just going for the wrong type.
You forgot three things in your scenario:
Option D) Pull out a gun/knife/beat stick and start killing without wasting time on stupid warnings
Option E) Same as Option D, but then bang the old lady and/or steal her purse
Poland
Wouldn't the Poland option necessitate cutting her in half and then signing a treaty with the Neo-Nazis not to attack them?
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 04:51
But what if it's a gang of old ladies beating up a Neo-Nazi?
I think Plutonian just wants to not be a loser. Nobody expects 'em to be willing to take on the "mah-jong and needlepoint" school of kung fu.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 04:51
On the other hand, maybe on not a loser--my parents adopted me when I was 3, and was provided with a roof to live under ever since then, I have loving parents, and a great family. :fluffle:
So, maybe i'm a loser only when it comes to women? That's what I think. :)
How old are you?
Just curious.
Uh.... what's wrong with Poland?
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 04:53
Uh.... what's wrong with Poland?
It's a Bushism.
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 04:54
On the other hand, maybe on not a loser--my parents adopted me when I was 3, and was provided with a roof to live under ever since then, I have loving parents, and a great family. :fluffle:
So, maybe i'm a loser only when it comes to women? That's what I think. :)
Man, I remember those days (striking out with women, not being adopted).
If you have a degree, try heading over to Japan to teach English for a bit. There's a good sized strata of the hottie population over that have one requirement in a man: Be foreign.
If you're also tall, you'll be wiping it off your shoe.
EDIT: Wait, I'm sorry, my bad, I'm assuming you're a man. If you're not, my bad.
Yes, TPE. But you're nowhere near as much of a loser as I am. If that makes you feel any better. ;)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 04:54
Uh.... what's wrong with Poland?
Nothing, and don't you forget it!
Virdigria
10-12-2005, 04:55
We have some VERY strange people here don't we?....
oh by the way, you're more of a loser for doing a post of asking if your a loser. If you need confirmation from us then you seriously have some self-esteem issues and deserve to be shot... :) :mp5:
I'm also unsure about the emoticon you used for loving family....you know this one...
:fluffle:
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 04:55
How old are you?
Just curious.
Just turned 21 last month (nov 15)
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 04:56
It's a Bushism.
Wait, Poland is a Bushism, or marginalizing other nations is a Bushism?
Does he know that there's a Poland?
Shut up. Disagreeing makes you a loser. Agreeing with the test makes you cool.
*defecates on ground*
Would you like some of my birthday cake?
in joke with someone
*defecates on ground*
Would you like some of my birthday cake?
in joke with someone
*claps*
Uh.... what's wrong with Poland?
I heard you launched a rocket to the sun once. At night.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 04:58
Man, I remember those days (striking out with women, not being adopted).
If you have a degree, try heading over to Japan to teach English for a bit. There's a good sized strata of the hottie population over that have one requirement in a man: Be foreign.
If you're also tall, you'll be wiping it off your shoe.
EDIT: Wait, I'm sorry, my bad, I'm assuming you're a man. If you're not, my bad.
I'm short, 5'2.
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 04:58
*defecates on ground*
Would you like some of my birthday cake?
in joke with someone
Can those be unrelated, please?
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 04:59
I'm short, 5'2.
Are you male or female or transgendered or anything? Are you looking for a girl that likes guys or a girl that likes girls?
I like both, but I can only date women who like men...
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 04:59
Just turned 21 last month (nov 15)
Ok, time to get a job and move out. Best thing I ever did.
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 05:01
Ok, time to get a job and move out. Best thing I ever did.
He's right, that would be one Yao Ming step away from loserocity.
Can those be unrelated, please?
That would ruin the in joke.
Okay, what the hell is going on? I just read about defecation, verbal threats, ethnic jokes, and Bush...wait, nothing weird going on now that I think about it. Another Friday night on NS General...
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 05:02
That would ruin the in joke.
'Kay.
Cannot think of a name
10-12-2005, 05:02
Nah, plenty of real losers out there, if your situation doesn't change in 10 years then maybe...
Crap...
Megaloria
10-12-2005, 05:06
You are, probably, a loser. The upside is that you seem to be the same type of loser that Kim Jong Il from Team America: World Police was. At least you're funny.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:06
Are you male or female or transgendered or anything? Are you looking for a girl that likes guys or a girl that likes girls?
I like both, but I can only date women who like men...
I"m male, looking for a girl that likes guys, obviously. ;)
Ok, time to get a job and move out. Best thing I ever did.
In the original post, I said I refused to conform to the american work ethic of "all work, no play". that, to me, is the definition of "getting a job". I don't want a crap thing like at McDonalds or Walmart.
So, i'm gonna do the next best thing: invest money in the stock market or something like that. :D
Ok, time to get a job and move out. Best thing I ever did.
TPE, what the guy/girl above you said is the best advice you've been given so far.
Sounds like you've made the choice to be a loser (and a big loser at that) by adhering to the "I'm not gonna work" philosphy. Everything you've stated relates to that.
Chicks don't dig guys without jobs (zero money). Chicks don't dig guys who don't work to fix their teeth. Chicks don't like to screw guys in their parent's house.
It's simple-- Yes, you're a fucking loser. But you choose to be.
If you're willing to just go get a job, then your life would be unrecognizable to your current shitty situation. Don't feel sorry for yourself, either. Just get out there and make your new, less loser-like life happen.
'Kay.
*motions for Pot to explain*
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 05:10
In the original post, I said I refused to conform to the american work ethic of "all work, no play". that, to me, is the definition of "getting a job". I don't want a crap thing like at McDonalds or Walmart.
There is a difference between "all work and no play" and "sponging off your parents when you're perfectly capable of earning"
Go get a job. Now. And the second you have that job, get a place of your own.
*motions for Pot to explain*
*arrives*
Well, it happened about a week ago. In West Hollywood, a guy walked into a boutique. He went to the dressing room, put on a bra and a thong, and proceeded to prance around the store, saying "I'm a pretty princess! I'm a pretty princess!".
The manager asked him to leave, and in response to that, the guy squatted, took a dump, picked up a turd, took a bite out of it and said, "Would you like a bite of cake to celebrate my birthday?".
That classic quote's become my permanent (for the time being) MSN screen name. :D
Marrakech II
10-12-2005, 05:13
There is a difference between "all work and no play" and "sponging off your parents when you're perfectly capable of earning"
Go get a job. Now. And the second you have that job, get a place of your own.
Don't forget one with a damn good dental plan. If you can't achieve any of these feats. Move to Louisiana, you'll find a woman there.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:13
There is a difference between "all work and no play" and "sponging off your parents when you're perfectly capable of earning"
Go get a job. Now. And the second you have that job, get a place of your own.
What country do you live in?
Well, it happened about a week ago. In West Hollywood, a guy walked into a boutique. He went to the dressing room, put on a bra and a thong, and proceeded to prance around the store, saying "I'm a pretty princess! I'm a pretty princess!".
The manager asked him to leave, and in response to that, the guy squatted, took a dump, picked up a turd, took a bite out of it and said, "Would you like a bite of cake to celebrate my birthday?".
And that, my friends, is a loser.
*arrives*
Well, it happened about a week ago. In West Hollywood, a guy walked into a boutique. He went to the dressing room, put on a bra and a thong, and proceeded to prance around the store, saying "I'm a pretty princess! I'm a pretty princess!".
The manager asked him to leave, and in response to that, the guy squatted, took a dump, picked up a turd, took a bite out of it and said, "Would you like a bite of cake to celebrate my birthday?".
That classic quote's become my permanent (for the time being) MSN screen name. :D
Dude, did you make that up, or did that really happen?
I don't know whether to laugh or puke!?
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:14
Don't forget one with a damn good dental plan. If you can't achieve any of these feats. Move to Louisiana, you'll find a woman there.
Don't worry. My mom's helping me with that. with out her, I would have never gotten that surgery I needed :) (even though the surgery caused me to lose my teeth lol )
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 05:15
What country do you live in?
Ireland. Why?
Megaloria
10-12-2005, 05:15
Dude, did you make that up, or did that really happen?
I don't know whether to laugh or puke!?
Do both! But don't choke.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:16
Ireland. Why?
Oh. sorry. Thought you were american. sorry. my bad.
Independent Montana
10-12-2005, 05:16
So, maybe i'm a loser only when it comes to women? That's what I think. :)
I found things were much easier by talking to them.
But a preliminary is not to look like you RP a nation on NationStates, cut your hair a bit, get rid of the neckbeard; shave, wash, smell good, and be nice.
Then get a job, they aren't that hard to find, a lot of people need programmers and its bloody easy to teach yourself to program.
With the extra money, go outside, go to a drinking establishment or a cafe serving a drink made from boiled ground coffee beans.
Dude, did you make that up, or did that really happen?
I don't know whether to laugh or puke!?
It actually happened. An absolute classic if I ever heard one.
Don't worry. My mom's helping me with that. with out her, I would have never gotten that surgery I needed :) (even though the surgery caused me to lose my teeth lol )
That's good. But you're still ignoring the best advice everyone here is giving you, and thus, you deserve your shitty, loser life.
Too good for a job = Chicks too good to give you the time of day.
We didn't invent this equation, dude, it's been a fact since the dawn of time.
We simply don't have a choice in the matter.
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 05:18
Oh. sorry. Thought you were american. sorry. my bad.
Ok. As an aside, why Pluto? There are much prettier things in the universe.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:20
Ok. As an aside, why Pluto? There are much prettier things in the universe.
Because I think Pluto IS pretty. ;)
It actually happened. An absolute classic if I ever heard one.
ROFL... That is a classic. My turn to.. *tosses cookie*... for once. :D
If you have a link, I'd love to see it, and send it to everyone on my contact list.
ROFL... That is a classic. My turn to.. *tosses cookie*... for once. :D
If you have a link, I'd love to see it, and send it to everyone on my contact list.
You know, I tried looking for the story on various news sites a day after it happened, but I couldn't find it. I heard about it the very day it happened on CNN, and that was the last.
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 05:24
Because I think Pluto IS pretty. ;)
Psssst, It's nothing more than a glorified astroid.
Now quasars (http://www.solarvoyager.com/images/art/Quasar%20by%20Don%20Dixon.jpg), that's where it's at.
Cannot think of a name
10-12-2005, 05:26
Because I think Pluto IS pretty. ;)
All this time I thought it was solidarity with the non-anthropormorphic dogs in the Disney universe, to challenge why they are second class citizens and to challenge Goofy as an Uncle Tom...
Terapathia
10-12-2005, 05:26
This thread made me laugh a lot :D but your lacking desire to lead your own life makes me want to go like this :headbang: Understood? I'm fucking younger than you are, 19, and I'm in college and I plan to get a job during breaks to STAY AWAY FROM my family... think about it... Be independent man. Lead your OWN life. I won't call you a loser because I think that's just A pointless and B mean but I'll say what you're doing or should I say not doing, is stupid.
This thread made me laugh a lot :D but your lacking desire to lead your own life makes me want to go like this :headbang: Understood? I'm fucking younger than you are, 19, and I'm in college and I plan to get a job during breaks to STAY AWAY FROM my family... think about it... Be independent man. Lead your OWN life. I won't call you a loser because I think that's just A pointless and B mean but I'll say what you're doing or should I say not doing, is stupid.
I'm doing the same. I'll be moving in with my sister after christmas, so I can get things in order. When I graduate, I'll be off to UCLA.
I'm tired of doing nothing.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:28
Psssst, It's nothing more than a glorified astroid.
Now quasars (http://www.solarvoyager.com/images/art/Quasar%20by%20Don%20Dixon.jpg), that's where it's at.
I can't see it. :confused:
Grainne Ni Malley
10-12-2005, 05:28
I hereby dedicate this (http://tmsyn.wc.ask.com/r?t=an&s=dw&uid=242d6daf842d6daf8&sid=342d6daf842d6daf8&qid=A334907B5B3379469E32C61427B80726&io=1&sv=za5cb0d3c&o=0&ask=everyone+else+has+had+more+sex+than+me&uip=42d6daf8&en=te&eo=-100&pt=Flash+%26%23187%3b+%3cb%3eEveryone%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eElse%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eHas%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eHa d%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eMore%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eSex%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eThan%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eMe%3c%2fb%3e+&ac=37&qs=121&pg=1&ep=1&te_par=106&te_id=&u=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php) song to you TPE. Whenever I hear it, you will be in my heart. :(
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 05:30
I can't see it. :confused:
http://www.cosmographica.com/gallery/portfolio/portfolio301/images/326-QuasarB.jpg
You sound too shy. You need to take more chances, and try to compensate for being so short, since most girls don't date short guys to begin with, you need to find some way to make you stand out. Being short is very sad. But yeah you should go to Japan. That'll solve all of your problems.
Ashmoria
10-12-2005, 05:31
I think I am. I keep blowing up women in RP's whenever they even SEEM to reject me.
Plus, I'm on numerous dating sites, and I've never even recieved even ONE email from a female. I don't have a job (and absolutely refuse to conform to the silly american work ethic of "all work, no play"), still live with my parents, I have lost 3 or 4 teeth since my jaw surgery last year, among lots of other thing.
Plus, when I was younger, I frequently turned down what may have been plenty of chances to get laid, but I'm not sure. :(
So, am I a loser?
at least youre not a chuck norris fanatic.
Marrakech II
10-12-2005, 05:33
at least youre not a chuck norris fanatic.
Chuck Norris is not a loser. You cannot lose with Chuck Norris.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:35
I hereby dedicate this (http://tmsyn.wc.ask.com/r?t=an&s=dw&uid=242d6daf842d6daf8&sid=342d6daf842d6daf8&qid=A334907B5B3379469E32C61427B80726&io=1&sv=za5cb0d3c&o=0&ask=everyone+else+has+had+more+sex+than+me&uip=42d6daf8&en=te&eo=-100&pt=Flash+%26%23187%3b+%3cb%3eEveryone%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eElse%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eHas%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eHa d%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eMore%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eSex%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eThan%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eMe%3c%2fb%3e+&ac=37&qs=121&pg=1&ep=1&te_par=106&te_id=&u=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php) song to you TPE. Whenever I hear it, you will be in my heart. :(
Har har harr!
LMFAO!
I've seen that once. thanks. :fluffle:
Besides, what's with the long face? :(
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:37
You sound too shy. You need to take more chances, and try to compensate for being so short, since most girls don't date short guys to begin with, you need to find some way to make you stand out. Being short is very sad. But yeah you should go to Japan. That'll solve all of your problems.
I'm also hearing impaired. :p
What girl would want to go out with a guy who wears hearing aids? :confused:
Marrakech II
10-12-2005, 05:41
I'm also hearing impaired. :p
What girl would want to go out with a guy who wears hearing aids? :confused:
Take em out. Most guys dont listen to what women have to say anyway.:D
Ashmoria
10-12-2005, 05:43
Chuck Norris is not a loser. You cannot lose with Chuck Norris.
what that too mean?
Saint Curie
10-12-2005, 05:51
Take em out. Most guys dont listen to what women have to say anyway.:D
Heehee...
Grainne Ni Malley
10-12-2005, 05:56
Har har harr!
LMFAO!
I've seen that once. thanks. :fluffle:
Besides, what's with the long face? :(
I know. I've just had the damned thing stuck in my head all day. The long face is because teh bunneh makes me cry.
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:57
http://www.cosmographica.com/gallery/portfolio/portfolio301/images/326-QuasarB.jpg
thanks :)
it looks great! :)
The Plutonian Empire
10-12-2005, 05:58
I know. I've just had the damned thing stuck in my head all day. The long face is because teh bunneh makes me cry.
Aww, how sweet! :fluffle: :D
EDIT: although TBH, I didn't view it, and exited the page as soon as I recongized it, because last time, I had a tough time making out what the hell they were saying during some parts of the song. Being hard of hearing sucks, sometimes. :(
Bolconovia
10-12-2005, 06:00
Yes, but there are ways of making this not a total loss. So tell be about your mother...OK, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST LOSER IN THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAAA!!!!HEEEHHEEEE!!! AAAhhh, that's funny.Sorry.
I hereby dedicate this (http://tmsyn.wc.ask.com/r?t=an&s=dw&uid=242d6daf842d6daf8&sid=342d6daf842d6daf8&qid=A334907B5B3379469E32C61427B80726&io=1&sv=za5cb0d3c&o=0&ask=everyone+else+has+had+more+sex+than+me&uip=42d6daf8&en=te&eo=-100&pt=Flash+%26%23187%3b+%3cb%3eEveryone%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eElse%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eHas%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eHa d%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eMore%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eSex%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eThan%3c%2fb%3e+%3cb%3eMe%3c%2fb%3e+&ac=37&qs=121&pg=1&ep=1&te_par=106&te_id=&u=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php) song to you TPE. Whenever I hear it, you will be in my heart. :(
OMG!!! TISM!!! :D
One of the best bands evar.