So what are you GIVING for Christmas?
The Goa uld
10-12-2005, 04:24
Personally I haven't bought anything, but what kinds of things have you gotten your love ones or hated enemies?
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 04:26
Loved ones: Good things
Bolol: Anthrax
Pure Metal
10-12-2005, 04:27
DAB digital radio for me dad
not sure about mum... no freakin clue yet actually :(
for other peeps: freshly and locally made chocolate of different varieties
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 04:28
Beatings.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 04:29
I'm sending out misery, letter bombs, and scorn for all man-kind. Oh, and those little rice treats with marshmellows in them. So easy to make, and yet so tastey and seasonal.
Really, I'm only being Christmasy in the direction of non-Christians. So, I'm planning to clean out the "Religious" section of a Hallmark Store so that I can send lots of nice cards and nativity scenes to the Muslims and Jews. i'll also be teaching this pagan kid (son of a friend of the family) to sing many festive Christmas Carols.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 04:29
DAB digital radio for me dad
not sure about mum... no freakin clue yet actually :(
for other peeps: freshly and locally made chocolate of different varieties
You wanna hook me up with some of that?
I'm not shopping until the 17th. No shopping during exam time.
I dunno. I don't even have a penny to spend.
The Helghan Empire
10-12-2005, 04:37
I have $30 saved up to get my mother a present. Don't know when I'm gonna spend it. And my middle school has these things where they sell candy grams during holidays like Christmas and Halloween. They come with cards, and when they sent out near the holiday date, they come with lollipops.The candy grams cost 50 cents each so I'm gonna buy my crush one and my best friend one and maybe another best friend.
Katganistan
10-12-2005, 04:39
Dad: Omaha Steaks. Don't look at me like that, he ASKED for them.
Mom: Dolce&Gabbana's Light Blue
Brother and Sis-in-law: Huge fruit/chocolate/coffee/snack basket
fiance: ZOMBIES!!!! and lots of them
nieces: a DDR for toddlers, a bowling game, and a Mozart Music cube, all from Discovery.com
Friends: fruit baskets, plastic model, KND figures. ;)
Future in-laws -- handmade wreath, tickets to dinner theater
Super-power
10-12-2005, 04:41
My unrequited love
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 04:41
Dad: Omaha Steaks. Don't look at me like that, he ASKED for them.
Mom: Dolce&Gabbana's Light Blue
Brother and Sis-in-law: Huge fruit/chocolate/coffee/snack basket
fiance: ZOMBIES!!!! and lots of them
nieces: a DDR for toddlers, a bowling game, and a Mozart Music cube, all from Discovery.com
Friends: fruit baskets, plastic model, KND figures. ;)
Future in-laws -- handmade wreath, tickets to dinner theater
Can you send me a fruit basket?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 04:43
I dunno. I don't even have a penny to spend.
The gift of senseless malice is always a keeper, and it never seems to be in short supply.
The Helghan Empire
10-12-2005, 04:45
Can you send me a fruit basket?
Wich fruit basket? The manga or...a basket full of fruits or whatever.
Katganistan
10-12-2005, 04:47
I dunno. I don't even have a penny to spend.
Make something. Draw, knit, bake... build...
I'm sending everyone a nice package of nuclear-tipped ICBMs... air mail.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 04:50
Wich fruit basket? The manga or...a basket full of fruits or whatever.
A basket of non-gay fruits.
Please, Kat?
:fluffle:
I dunno. I don't even have a penny to spend.
Find some odd jobs to do and earn some cash.
I'm tutouring some people for their exams and all the proceeds will be going towards christmas presents.
Although if I make enough, then $20 will be going to booze for me. I'll have earned it.
Smunkeeville
10-12-2005, 04:52
My kids are getting Furbys and Board Games, my hubby is not getting what I was going to get for him because the dork bought it for himself and I couldn't stop him :mad: So, I don't know what I am getting him now :(
I got my mom some perfume (which was on sale, and I had a manufacturers coupon, and a gift card for the store, so it only ended up costing 20 cents)
My family is so large (23 first cousins alone, and they all have multiple kids) so we play dirty santa, I got a nice bath set and my hubby bought a small tool kit, to play with, usually we buy things that we want and scheme together to get them (because after you have something 3 times nobody can take it away, so he takes from me and I back from him until one of us has had it 3 times) but this year we were too tired to get what we wanted so we bought the first thing we saw. :)
I don't buy for anyone else.
Megaloria
10-12-2005, 04:53
A Rat's Ass.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 04:53
Dirty Santa, lol.
I'd love to videotape christmas at your house!
Katganistan
10-12-2005, 04:59
A basket of non-gay fruits.
Please, Kat?
:fluffle:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/jsquires/Blog/fruit_basket_1.jpg
Smunkeeville
10-12-2005, 05:01
Dirty Santa, lol.
I'd love to videotape christmas at your house!
yeah it's not that dirty................:(
anyway do you know how to play? it's really fun and gets pretty competitive
Everyone draws a number.
Number one picks a gift and opens it.
Number two can pick a gift or take number one's gift.
Number three can pick one or two gift or a new one and open it. so on through all of the numbers.
Some people play where the third owner of a gift gets to keep it. Some play it where the gift has to be stolen three times. Either way it "freezes" at some point.
The most important thing about this game is to make sure everyone is on the same page of which method you are using before playing starts.
Another version allows the person who drew number one to have a second turn at the end to give them the opportunity to steal a gift.
Dobbsworld
10-12-2005, 05:03
I honestly have no idea what to get anybody, and I've got hordes of nieces and nephews, and none of them live in the same city I do.
Oh. Crap.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 05:06
I honestly have no idea what to get anybody, and I've got hordes of nieces and nephews, and none of them live in the same city I do.
Oh. Crap.
Well, I know how much you Canucks love weed. Thats always good!
:p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 05:08
I honestly have no idea what to get anybody, and I've got hordes of nieces and nephews, and none of them live in the same city I do.
Oh. Crap.
Excrement is so last year, man. Instead of trying yesterday's human waste gift fad, try Puss. I understand that puss is very popular this year, and flying off the shelves in most places.
Just imagine the look on your nephews face when he opens up the bottle of puss that Uncle Dobbsworld sent him.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 05:09
Excrement is so last year, man. Instead of trying yesterday's human waste gift fad, try Puss. I understand that puss is very popular this year, and flying off the shelves in most places.
Just imagine the look on your nephews face when he opens up the bottle of puss that Uncle Dobbsworld sent him.
Pus is only one "S".
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 05:10
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/jsquires/Blog/fruit_basket_1.jpg
YAY!!!
I love you Kat!!!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 05:12
Pus is only one "S".
Silly sausage, I was referring to Puss brand pureed cat, not pus.
Chopped up fine, eaten by Fillipino children (is there anything they can't be used for? I hope not), and then immediatly regurgitated for that wonderful smell and texture. Nothing says love like Puss!
Katganistan
10-12-2005, 05:12
YAY!!!
I love you Kat!!!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:D
Don't let that get around -- people are mean to mods and people who think we're ok. ;)
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 05:20
:D
Don't let that get around -- people are mean to mods and people who think we're ok. ;)
Don't worry, I'll keep our fruit basketering on the down low.
The Ohio State Axis
10-12-2005, 05:32
Two slimfasts. One for a fat kid who bullies a mentally retarded kid and another one for a fat kid who calls me gay, throws shit at me, takes my lunch, and abuses me because I'm an atheist.
Did I mention that nobody likes those two kids?
Cannot think of a name
10-12-2005, 05:33
I'm between gigs right now, so I'm going to volunteer. To be honest it's largely so I don't go stircrazy, but helping out isn't a bad side effect.
The Black Forrest
10-12-2005, 05:37
Actually cutting back as the great economy from the shrub has left us will little money.
The kid will get a few things but the wife and I are not getting anything.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 05:43
Actually cutting back as the great economy from the shrub has left us will little money.
The kid will get a few things but the wife and I are not getting anything.
Goddamned Hannukah bushes, trying to rot this country from the inside out.
Why do they hate us and our freedoms?
:D
Don't let that get around -- people are mean to mods and people who think we're ok. ;)
Ah, Kat, Kat. How you are mistaken. Former Generalites who have had the misfortune of being modified are tolerated. It's those techie elitists we don't like, such as Frisbeeteria, The Most Glorious Hack, Scolope...
*nation disappears*
The Black Forrest
10-12-2005, 05:52
Goddamned Hannukah bushes, trying to rot this country from the inside out.
Why do they hate us and our freedoms?
Ok that made me laugh! In bit of a pissy mood. Had to pay real estate taxes.
Cheers mate!
So what are you GIVING for Christmas?
Honey-baked Hams for nearly everyone on my list. My Kosher friends will get fruit and Chocolates.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 06:02
Ah, Kat, Kat. How you are mistaken. Former Generalites who have had the misfortune of being modified are tolerated. It's those techie elitists we don't like, such as Frisbeeteria, The Most Glorious Hack, Scolope...
*nation disappears*
HA! That's what you get for not mentioning me as someone you like!
*Steals the credit for Czardas' "quiet and rather abrupt long-term vacation"*
Teh_pantless_hero
10-12-2005, 06:06
Hickory Farms.
champagne for my real friends....real pain for my sham friends
so what if it is a fall out boy song:)
Two slimfasts. One for a fat kid who bullies a mentally retarded kid and another one for a fat kid who calls me gay, throws shit at me, takes my lunch, and abuses me because I'm an atheist.
Did I mention that nobody likes those two kids?
That gave me a chuckle.:)
AnarchyeL
10-12-2005, 08:48
Nothing.
I hate Christmas.
I'm not particularly fond of Christians, either.
Hullepupp
10-12-2005, 08:50
tickets for "dance of the vampires"
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 09:03
Nothing.
I hate Christmas.
I'm not particularly fond of Christians, either.
Then perhaps you could be persuaded to join me in my war on good ole fashioned values in general and Christmas in particular?
All you have to do is mark a big "X" over the "Christ" in every "Christmas" you see and expose at least 2 mall santas as fakes (or, even better yet, child molesters).
Together, we can make a difference
Together, we can stop this Christmas from coming!