OMG!!1!11 A toaster that makes COFFEE!!!
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 02:43
http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/images/3in1-breakfast.jpg
OMG!!! I didn't know this was possible! (http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/threeinone-breakfast-toaster-coffee-machine-egg-boiler-019735.php)
Can you believe it!? What will they think of next?
(if anyone wants to get me a christmas present, this is it!)
Cannot think of a name
10-12-2005, 02:45
Man, how long did that take...one of those things that seem natural, and yet not until now...
Lacadaemon
10-12-2005, 02:47
All it needs is a bacon attachment, then it's all good.
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 02:48
If you really wanted one of these you could have just nailed a coffee maker to a toaster.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 02:48
If you really wanted one of these you could have just nailed a coffee maker to a toaster.
Hmmm...Driving nails into an electrical appliance.
Smart.
Neo Kervoskia
10-12-2005, 02:48
All it needs is a bacon attachment, then it's all good.
What about just a min-hotplate?
Mooseica
10-12-2005, 02:49
If only it was any other hot beverage than coffee - can't stand the stuff, spawn of Satan. Shame. Oh well.
Lacadaemon
10-12-2005, 02:50
What about just a min-hotplate?
Yah, that would be the ticket. We should invent our own rival machine.
Cannot think of a name
10-12-2005, 02:50
What about just a min-hotplate?
No, slots that hold the bacon in place and safely drip the grease away like a Foreman grill and an egg pocher on the top. Onestop breakfast shop...
Hmm...quite practical if you ask me.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 02:51
All it needs is a bacon attachment, then it's all good.
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/yhst-42565213199578_1872_12100052
Like this? (http://www.homechefsupplies.com/brtogo3mitoo.html)
Neo Kervoskia
10-12-2005, 02:52
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/yhst-42565213199578_1872_12100052
Like this? (http://www.homechefsupplies.com/brtogo3mitoo.html)
WHAT?! *implodes*
I must have it.
Lacadaemon
10-12-2005, 02:52
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/yhst-42565213199578_1872_12100052
Like this? (http://www.homechefsupplies.com/brtogo3mitoo.html)
OMFG, that's genius Holmes!
Cannot think of a name
10-12-2005, 02:55
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/yhst-42565213199578_1872_12100052
Like this? (http://www.homechefsupplies.com/brtogo3mitoo.html)
We've all been living like savages...
Dobbsworld
10-12-2005, 02:55
Hmmm...Driving nails into an electrical appliance.
Smart.
Maybe you could just spot-weld them together then...
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 02:55
Does everyone here live in a van or something?
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 02:57
We've all been living like savages...
We have. We must come into civilization.
We need toaster combos!!!
Secluded Islands
10-12-2005, 02:59
eh, i dont need that. i have a toaster to make toast. a skillet to make bacon. and a coffee maker to make coffee.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 03:00
eh, i dont need that. i have a toaster to make toast. a skillet to make bacon. and a coffee maker to make coffee.
But not all in one!
Lacadaemon
10-12-2005, 03:00
eh, i dont need that. i have a toaster to make toast. a skillet to make bacon. and a coffee maker to make coffee.
You don't *need* toilet paper either. Bet you have it though.
Pure Metal
10-12-2005, 03:01
wtf, dude, they've been the hallmark of shitty student bedsits over here in the uk for years :p
they don't make good coffee btw. or, for that matter, anything approaching a good breakfast :p
Secluded Islands
10-12-2005, 03:03
You don't *need* toilet paper either. Bet you have it though.
what else would i use? my hand?
Secluded Islands
10-12-2005, 03:03
But not all in one!
lazy :p
Lacadaemon
10-12-2005, 03:04
what else would i use? my hand?
Since you don't think the coffee combo is cool, nothing would suprise me.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 03:05
lazy :p
I have better things to do than to travel in between my breakfast conveyances.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 03:14
Does everyone here live in a van or something?
Yes, and everyone of us in our riverside van colony is thirty-five years old, divorced, and living on a steady diet of government cheese.
Anyway, These devices have no capacity for making Italian sausage or bratwurst, and that makes them inferior in all categories of breakfast. This does not have the Fiddlebottoms seal of approval.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 03:15
Yes, and everyone of us in our riverside van colony is thirty-five years old, divorced, and living on a steady diet of government cheese.
Anyway, These devices have no capacity for making Italian sausage or bratwurst, and that makes them inferior in all categories of breakfast. This does not have the Fiddlebottoms seal of approval.
I'm sure they are crushed...
Super-power
10-12-2005, 03:17
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/yhst-42565213199578_1872_12100052
GIMMEE!1! I want that for Christmahanukwanzakah!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 03:20
I'm sure they are crushed...
You sark now, but just you watch, they'll be out of business in a week.
When the Fiddlebottoms don't like you, your service, or your goods which can be ordered either over the phone or by mail, you go down.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 03:23
I'm sure they will...