The Battle for Monrovia*or*The Definitive Guide to Gangsta Hip-Hop Urban Combat
Ravenshrike
09-12-2005, 23:45
Funniest thing I've ever seen
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=414704&page=1
Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.
That's saddening. War is no joke:(
That being said: *giggle*
Kecibukia
09-12-2005, 23:51
My two favorites were lifejacket guy and the baffled look on the face of the one w/ the broken magazine spring.
No wonder the war won't end.
Heron-Marked Warriors
10-12-2005, 00:02
LMAO. That was great:)
Neu Leonstein
10-12-2005, 00:04
While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car. Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.
That's actually a fetish I think. Many African people are very superstitious, and he's just trying not to get shot.
Kecibukia
10-12-2005, 00:11
That's actually a fetish I think. Many African people are very superstitious, and he's just trying not to get shot.
Not running out into a street of gunfire or using both hands to fire your own gun would probably work better.
Neu Leonstein
10-12-2005, 00:16
Not running out into a street of gunfire or using both hands to fire your own gun would probably work better.
Well yes, but then again, sleeping with a virgin doesn't cure AIDS either.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 00:20
Well yes, but then again, sleeping with a virgin doesn't cure AIDS either.
Of course not! YOu have to rape the virgin. However, the problem, as Fundamentalist Muslims have discovered, is that all the women in that part of the world want to be raped and are asking for it.
That's why you have to stone "rape victims" to death, in the hope that, some day, they'll quit getting raped on purpose so that AIDS can be cured and the world can be freed from this hideous curse.
Pschycotic Pschycos
10-12-2005, 01:12
Geez!!! this stuff is AWESOME!!!
Zeteginian
10-12-2005, 01:37
Man thats so sad its not even funny,:( to me anyway.
The Eliki
10-12-2005, 01:43
Man thats so sad its not even funny,:( to me anyway.
Ditto. Way to mock civil war.
North Appalachia
10-12-2005, 01:53
wow...
no wonder their civil wars never end, you could spend the entire day fighting and never hit anybody.
Teh_pantless_hero
10-12-2005, 02:03
Did anyone notice the one picture with another guy in the background taking pictures of the guy running? Not to mention the guy with the AK trained on a bug or something. He isn't resting, the guy is literally aiming at something unseeable on the ground directly in front of him while kneeling down. This isn't a war, it's a bad CS game.