Christmas.... I mean HOLIDAY gift ideas.
The Jovian Moons
09-12-2005, 15:01
In order to slow down China's takeover of the human race the western world must buy lots of crap this holiday season. We might as well get good crap. Any suggestions?
Heron-Marked Warriors
09-12-2005, 15:06
Anything and everything with the word Christmas on it. Some day soon they'll be impossible to find:(
I really cannot think of any crap made in the US. It is all made in China. Everything is foreign made. :(
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-12-2005, 15:47
Stock up on Bibles, shotguns and AK-47s, when the storm comes it is best to be prepared.
*Dons his Robe of Proficy*
AND YOU CAN GET ALL THREE AT KRAZY DAVE'S WEAPONS AND GOD COMPOUND!! As God says in Adverts 4:57-61 "Ye shall go among the people, and ye shall buy their crap at low, low discount prices. And, lo, the bargains shall be good"
We've got RPGs (The good "BOOM"-kind, not the bad "Demons and Damnation 3rd Edition"-Kind), M-16s, AK-47s, armour peircing rounds, bullet proof vests, M-80s, Bibles, Korans, Books of Mormon, Heroine, SAM launchers, even a B-52, and its all gotta go before the government gets here.
And, what's more, by $5,000 worth of death and destructive capability, and we'll throw in a "World's Best Caliph" mug, for free! WE'RE GIVIN' IT AWAY!*
*Actually, we're not, you do have to pay** for it.
** With money***
*** Real Money
Smunkeeville
09-12-2005, 16:04
you know that new Scotch tape despenser is made in America, you could buy a lot of tape........it comes in 4 colors.................
Cwazybushland
10-12-2005, 02:34
Anything and everything with the word Christmas on it. Some day soon they'll be impossible to find:(
On the note of stuff soon to be gone, buy cd's with every asshole downloading for free pretty soon there will be no music industry.
Cannot think of a name
10-12-2005, 02:37
Anything and everything with the word Christmas on it. Some day soon they'll be impossible to find:(
Stop listening to Bill O'Reilly and his made up crisis.
A coconut.
Seriously. A girl in my class got that for her birthday present and she loved it.
Stop listening to Bill O'Reilly and his made up crisis.
Jon Stewart is waging a war against Christmas! :D
Cwazybushland
10-12-2005, 02:48
A coconut.
Seriously. A girl in my class got that for her birthday present and she loved it.
Maybe the coconut was filled with crack.
Neo Kervoskia
10-12-2005, 02:49
Buy a new vibrator and have a very merry Christmas.
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 02:53
Buy a new vibrator and have a very merry Christmas.Neo-K, you have me. I'm your vibrator...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 03:00
A coconut.
Seriously. A girl in my class got that for her birthday present and she loved it.
If I got a coconut, I'd be thrilled to, immediatly after I had smashed the twit who gave it to me over the head with the damned thing. Who the Hell gives fruit (are coconuts fruit? It doesn't feel right to call them either fruits or vegetables) for Xmas?
Neo Kervoskia
10-12-2005, 03:02
If I got a coconut, I'd be thrilled to, immediatly after I had smashed the twit who gave it to me over the head with the damned thing. Who the Hell gives fruit (are coconuts fruit? It doesn't feel right to call them either fruits or vegetables) for Xmas?
*raises hand*
Pure Metal
10-12-2005, 03:15
http://www.geektavern.com/wp-content/Ipod_01.jpg
*is getting one of those for xmas*
*best gift idea EVER*
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 03:19
http://www.geektavern.com/wp-content/Ipod_01.jpg
*is getting one of those for xmas*
*best gift idea EVER*
What the fuck is that?
Hillary Clinton?
http://www.geektavern.com/wp-content/Ipod_01.jpg
*is getting one of those for xmas*
*best gift idea EVER*
I believed I had one of those in my nightmares.
...Good times.
Cannot think of a name
10-12-2005, 03:21
A coconut.
Seriously. A girl in my class got that for her birthday present and she loved it.
See, this fits my present philosophy pretty well. I've never had a coconut, and I would never buy a coconut on my own. Maybe I'd like a coconut, but it's not something I'm going to explore on my own, and I'm certainly not going to expect to come across a coconut normally.
The coolest presents are things that you wouldn't get on your own. They're the coolest because they're trully additive. And if the person geusses right and it is something you dig, then that friend trully understands you in a way that even you don't get. Or, in the case of the coconut, has a decent sense of humor.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2005, 03:21
*raises hand*
*smashes Kerovskia over the head with a coconut*
Anyone else wanna be a hero?!
DrunkenDove
10-12-2005, 03:24
A paintball grendade launcher? (http://rap4.com/paintball/os/phantom-thunder-grenade-launcher-long-p-1321.html)
An extendable baton? (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000B545JQ/103-9567309-6289424?v=glance)
An estate on the moon? (http://www.paramountzone.com/moon.htm)
http://www.geektavern.com/wp-content/Ipod_01.jpg
*is getting one of those for xmas*
*best gift idea EVER*
Why Santa? Why is the bad man-thing raping my iPod? Why, Santa, Why? *crys*
Isn't this (http://cgi.ebay.com/BLACK-VELVET-Painting-of-President-GEORGE-W-BUSH_W0QQitemZ5645197348QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting) the sort of painting you want to wake up to in the morning?
The Goa uld
10-12-2005, 04:08
Bam! (http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2913/clintondoll5ew.jpg) Best Present Evar!
Mexico's Favorite Toy for 340 Years! (http://media.nasaexplores.com/lessons/01-084/images/ball_cup.gif)
The ball is attached to a string that is attached to the cup!
Pure Metal
10-12-2005, 04:24
What the fuck is that?
Hillary Clinton?
even if i wanted to explain, i couldn't :p
if i do get it under the ol' tree, i might well post a video of it doing its thing here... keep your fingers crossed ;) :cool:
Iztatepopotla
10-12-2005, 04:34
If I got a coconut, I'd be thrilled to, immediatly after I had smashed the twit who gave it to me over the head with the damned thing. Who the Hell gives fruit (are coconuts fruit? It doesn't feel right to call them either fruits or vegetables) for Xmas?
It's a seed. And if you paste eyes and a funny mouth, it makes up for months of fun.
The Jovian Moons
10-12-2005, 04:38
Jon Stewart is waging a war against Christmas! :D
John Stewart is God. He can do what he wants.