NationStates Jolt Archive

First, we postulate that if souls exist, they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving?

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

1) So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

2) Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

Ha. I should show this to the Science Department at my school. They'd love it.

what if hell expands at the same rate that souls increase? :)

Ha. I should show this to the Science Department at my school. They'd love it.
thanks, but i didnt make it, I just found it.

what if hell expands at the same rate that souls increase? :)
nothing, havent you taken chemistry? or at least physical science?:confused:

nothing, havent you taken chemistry? or at least physical science?:confused:

i dropped chemistry...

i dropped chemistry...
that sucks, why would you do that?

Nice copy/paste

I read that on bash.org weeks ago.

You are putting way to much thought into this. Hell wouldn't have to follow the laws of physics.

Nice copy/paste

I read that on bash.org weeks ago.
Chaosmatrix.org is where i found it. I said i found it, not that i wrote it.

Nice copy/paste

I read that on bash.org weeks ago.

Yeah, I read that on my math prof's door YEARS ago.

But it's still funny.

You are putting way to much thought into this. Hell wouldn't have to follow the laws of physics.
If hell was real, it would follow some rules, would it not?

Chaosmatrix.org is where i found it. I said i found it, not that i wrote it.

Sorry, I didnt mean to come off as insulting.

Yeah, I read that on my math prof's door YEARS ago.

But it's still funny.
I completly agree

Sorry, I didnt mean to come off as insulting.
trust me i am not insulted, you couldnt do that. Few can these days.

If hell was real, it would follow some rules, would it not?

It would be hot.

of course it would be hot, It's hell isnt it. Like death valley in the middle of july at noon hot.

Funny... but old. Mostly funny. I think I remember a different version of that too.

i have some other theories about hell.

I particularly like the "Hell Rule" from the Principia Discordia. Hell is solely reserved for those who belive in it. The lowest part reserved, of course, for those who belive that the only way to get to heaven is to belive in Hell.

You want answers, watch the movie Constantine, it will explain all! :eek:

Well at least you didn't claim it as yours like the person who posted it a few weeks ago.


Token 'old' comment.



It really is.

A brief history: http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp