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Since there a couple of threads going on about these knuckleheads I'm going to start my own.

About what you ask?

About what if we threw these two in a room and told them to "kiss and make up"... And it resulted in the creation of a child.

What would the spawn of a Neo-Liberal and a Neo-Conservative look like?

And would the world come to an end because of it?

That'd be fuckin funny to video tape, the two of them in a room together alone.

Since there a couple of threads going on about these knuckleheads I'm going to start my own.

About what you ask?

About what if we threw these two in a room and told them to "kiss and make up"... And it resulted in the creation of a child.

What would the spawn of a Neo-Liberal and a Neo-Conservative look like?

And would the world come to an end because of it?

The room would fill with hot gas, one of them would eventually light a cigarrette, the gas, now heavily compacted, would blow up with more force than anything we have ever designed, ripping a hole in the time space continuum, and Lord Xenu will come and freeze us all.

Or something like that.

It would be completely centrist. Just to piss both off.

Well, I think Ann Coulter would open up her mouth and let loose a barrage of bullshit that would injure even me.

Michael Moore could just sit on her and end it, I guess. I'd rather have it that way, since he's the slightly less retarded of the two.

It already happened.... in a way: John Stewart had Ann Coulter on his show!

Made her look like quite a fool too.

;) The room would fill with hot gas, one of them would eventually light a cigarrette, the gas, now heavily compacted, would blow up with more force than anything we have ever designed, ripping a hole in the time space continuum, and Lord Xenu will come and freeze us all.

Or something like that.

I like the scientology reference! All Hail Lord Xenu!!!;)

As I said on another thread:

"Mike is the exact thing many of his supporters hate: a rich white guy making money off the stupidity of the masses through twisting the truth and showmanship. I'd think Bush would be a better comparison for him. I think Ann really believes the stupid, hateful, racist, malicious, utterly insane and unjustifiable things she says.

I'm agaist mike because he's phoney, I'm against ann because she's a stupid bitch"

Well said Katzistanza.

As I said on another thread:

"Mike is the exact thing many of his supporters hate: a rich white guy making money off the stupidity of the masses through twisting the truth and showmanship. I'd think Bush would be a better comparison for him. I think Ann really believes the stupid, hateful, racist, malicious, utterly insane and unjustifiable things she says.

I'm agaist mike because he's phoney, I'm against ann because she's a stupid bitch"
Hear hear!

About what if we threw these two in a room and told them to "kiss and make up"... And it resulted in the creation of a child.

What would the spawn of a Neo-Liberal and a Neo-Conservative look like?

And would the world come to an end because of it?
*Reads post, re-reads post, pales at the thought. Grabs CD and pops it in*

That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
Snakes, an aeroplane and lenny bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
Serves it’s own needs, dummy serve your own needs. feed
It off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, ladder
Start to clatter with fear fight down height. wire
In a fire, representing seven games, a government
For hire and a combat site. left of west and coming in
A hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. team
By team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped
Look at that low playing! fine, then. uh oh,
Overflow, population, common food, but it’ll do. save
Yourself, serve yourself. world serves it’s own needs,
Listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
The revered and the right, right. you vitriolic,
Patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
Psyched

It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o’clock - tv hour. don’t get caught in foreign
Towers. slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
Churn. locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood
Letting. every motive escalate. automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a votive. step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
Fear cavalier. renegade steer clear! a tournament,
Tournament, a tournament of lies. offer me solutions,
Offer me alternatives and I decline

(chorus)
It’s the end of the world as we know it (it’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it (it’s time I had some time alone)
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it’s time I had some time alone)

I feel fine

(repeat chorus)

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
Drift divide. mountains sit in a line, leonard
Bernstein. leonid brezhnev, lenny bruce and lester
Bangs. birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! you
Symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? right

(repeat chorus)

It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it’s time I had some time alone)

(repeat chorus 2x)

Fine
It’s the end of the world as we know it (it’s time I had some time alone)

Michael Moore/Anne Coulter = Jumanji!

This sounds like a job for Conan O'brian and his What If They Mated technology!

What would the spawn of a Neo-Liberal and a Neo-Conservative look like?


Moore is a neo-liberal? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoliberalism#Theory) :confused:

Moore is a neo-liberal? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoliberalism#Theory) :confused:

It's called an exaggeration... hu DUH!:p

It's called an exaggeration... hu DUH!:p

God, I'd be terrified because my economic views are neo-liberalism...

About what if we threw these two in a room and told them to "kiss and make up"... And it resulted in the creation of a child.One of them would have to be a girl for that to work. Ann Coulter can get the female appearance to work for some camera angles, but her voice gives it away.

One of them would have to be a girl for that to work. Ann Coulter can get the female appearance to work for some camera angles, but her voice gives it away.

Moore thinks that people can't form arguements against her bullshit because men keep staring at her legs, even if she is crazy.

It already happened.... in a way: John Stewart had Ann Coulter on his show!

Made her look like quite a fool too.
AARGH!!!
Archive? Episode? Year?
Help, please??
Methinks i gotsa see that.
*nods emphatically*

BTW this theme has definitely come up before .... *winks* ;)

That'd be fuckin funny to video tape, the two of them in a room together alone.

I got $5 on Coulter.

One of them would have to be a girl for that to work. Ann Coulter can get the female appearance to work for some camera angles, but her voice gives it away.

Perhaps, but Michael Moore has bigger breasts.

Perhaps, but Michael Moore has bigger breasts.

zing!

If they touched, they'd completely annihilate eachother in a release of devastating energy.

Basic physics. :)

If they touched, they'd completely annihilate eachother in a release of devastating energy.

Basic physics. :)

No, no, no. They'd form a magnetic field which keeps them at least 20 cm from each other. Stick a centrist in the middle and he'll spin for eternity.

Ah HA! Unlimited energy for all and sundry!

AARGH!!!
Archive? Episode? Year?
Help, please??
Methinks i gotsa see that.
*nods emphatically*

BTW this theme has definitely come up before .... *winks* ;)


Sorry, I can't even find it on the net anymore!! :(

I hope some Daily Show box sets come out.

Since there a couple of threads going on about these knuckleheads I'm going to start my own.

About what you ask?

About what if we threw these two in a room and told them to "kiss and make up"... And it resulted in the creation of a child.

What would the spawn of a Neo-Liberal and a Neo-Conservative look like?

And would the world come to an end because of it?
Heretic!

SMITE!

Heretic!

SMITE!

Yay!:fluffle:

Nuthing like a good smitin'!:p

Mike: I pretty much like his views. But one thing I don't like about him is he looked like my theater production teacher, very scary. :eek:

Ann: Can somebody give me a duct tape? :mad:

What part of Michael Moore is neo-liberal???

What part of Michael Moore is neo-liberal???

the part of him that owned all the halliburton stock, presumably.

i'd still like to know where the 'moore as the equal opposite of coulter' meme came from. i just don't grasp the comparison between moore (a fairly moderate lefty by any real standard) and a proto-fascist demagogue who can barely open her mouth without calling for physical violence against those that disagree with her.

Can we get back to the topic of possible Moore/Coulter demon spawn!!!

Would such a creature mark the end of the world? Or a new dawn of Liberal/Conservative "understanding"?

I just finished reading Michael Moore's Stupid White Men...and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation

It was a good book while being a bad book.

It already happened.... in a way: John Stewart had Ann Coulter on his show!

Made her look like quite a fool too.

Nothing beats the CBC interview about bias in media... the interview in which she adamantly insisted that Canada sent troops to fight along side the US in the Vietnam War :rolleyes:

For those interested the whole program with the interview is available here:
http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/sticksandstones.html