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ow important is the orgasm of your girl? FOR YOU !!!!

I'm just popping in here with a quick reminder...we women are watching...

I'm just popping in here with a quick reminder...we women are watching...
are you every time soo quick ??
;)

I'm just popping in here with a quick reminder...we women are watching...

Gee, I hope we get to do a little more than watching...

Very. Probably more important than mine, if I had to choose, although obviously, both is better.

ow important is the orgasm of your girl? FOR YOU !!!!
If you're trying to ask:
"How much to I care if my girl 'gets off' when we have sex?"

Then, the answer is : I care very damn much... Nothing builds a guy's ego like bringing a girl(woman) off so hard that she goes completely off the deep end. It's like being a god, except better.

Gee, I hope we get to do a little more than watching...
No doubt. I'm less than willing to try my best when I know he doesn't care if I get off or not. It's in their best interests...

This should so have been a public poll...

Gee, I hope we get to do a little more than watching...
Nope. Sorry, but even my cock can't reach that far. You're always welcome to come visit though ;)

I'm sure orgasms wouldn't be the only thing to rock a woman's world.. But in any case, fun should be had by all participants..

Me...with a girl?

If I did, it would be more important than my own. I know I'll get there soon enough, so why should I get all the fun.

paramount shes got to get off first

Very, especially if she's vocal about it. :cool:

Which girl? The wife, the girl at work, the wife's best friend?

Always the wife, keeps them happy. Alway's the wife's best friend, because it's such a joy to watch her orgasm. It takes forever and she makes the cutest noises. And the way she shows her appreciation afterwards is criminal is 4 states. The girl at work not so much. She gets what she gets.

its the #1 goal...

Which girl? The wife, the girl at work, the wife's best friend?

Always the wife, keeps them happy. Alway's the wife's best friend, because it's such a joy to watch her orgasm. It takes forever and she makes the cutest noises. And the way she whows her appreciation afterwards is criminal is 4 states. The girl at work not so much. She gets what she gets.

You're now my hero.

I'm sure orgasms wouldn't be the only thing to rock a woman's world.. No, that's quite true. Sometimes a cuddle is the best damned feeling in the world, and sometimes, my woman just wants to do me a real nice turn, just because she feels like it, but gawddamn! It's fun to make her go off the deep end!

Now that I'm on the subject... She's got something nice gonna happen to her, real soon now...

:: Rubs hands in gleeful anticipation ::

Nope. Sorry, but even my cock can't reach that far. You're always welcome to come visit though ;)

if your cock is everything you have, than cabra should better cum to visit me...

;)

The girl at work not so much. She gets what she gets.

If you're not bothered about her can I take her for a while? You don't seem to be needing her.

:D

personally its more important to me that she has a good time then for anything else

I will do anything she asks of me (with a very few exceptions that I can't physically bring myself to do) that makes her happy

seems to work

Nope. Sorry, but even my cock can't reach that far. You're always welcome to come visit though ;)

I'll come round and see how far it can reach, then ;)

Which girl? The wife, the girl at work, the wife's best friend?

Always the wife, keeps them happy. Alway's the wife's best friend, because it's such a joy to watch her orgasm. It takes forever and she makes the cutest noises. And the way she shows her appreciation afterwards is criminal is 4 states. The girl at work not so much. She gets what she gets.

ROTFLMAO!

if your cock is everything you have, than cabra should better cum to visit me...

;)Well, it's longer than both my fingers & my tongue.I'll come round and see how far it can reach, then ;)Exellent! I trust you'll come gift-wrapped, with a stamp saying "Open well before Christmas", right? :D

Well, it's longer than both my fingers & my tongue.Exellent! I trust you'll come gift-wrapped, with a stamp saying "Open well before Christmas", right? :D

*struggles to get into all that gift wrapping and tying the bow

Fingers and tongues tend to be more flexible, though ;)

*struggles to get into all that gift wrapping and tying the bow

Fingers and tongues tend to be more flexible, though ;)
And just what is it that you're using to fashion that package you're in..? Mightn't you try using your fingers, for a change..?

:p










:D

And just what is it that you're using to fashion that package you're in..? Mightn't you try using your fingers, for a change..?


Again? Seems to be always my fingers these days ... :(

Then, the answer is : I care very damn much... Nothing builds a guy's ego like bringing a girl(woman) off so hard that she goes completely off the deep end. It's like being a god, except better.
Nothing is better than being a god. Trust one. ;)

Again? Seems to be always my fingers these days ... :(
Made me laugh!

Best you get busy with that wrapping paper then...

:D

*struggles to get into all that gift wrapping and tying the bow

Fingers and tongues tend to be more flexible, though ;)

maybe you feel strong enough for two guys??... so we can meet together ;)
my fingers are very skillfully...and my tongue is as long as that of a chameleon...

Nothing is better than being a god.:p

Sure there is... Being a god with a satiated woman at your side.
;)

I'm still a virgin! Woot! 4tw!


Then again, I'm only 15.

maybe you feel strong enough for two guys??... so we can meet together ;)
my fingers are very skillfully...and my tongue is as long as that of a chameleon...

Trying to catch this fly, are you? ;)
It's a tempting offer, I have to admit...

Female orgasms are kind of scary.

Female orgasms are kind of scary.

Scary? Why?

You guys are all cracking me up. In a good way, though.

This should so have been a public poll...
:D

:p

Sure there is... Being a god with a satiated woman at your side.
;)
Who needs women? True gods reproduce without aid from lesser mortal beings. ;)

Scary? Why?
i understand him...don´t ask

Scary? Why? Like… that scene in Alien where he's thrashing around and then he screams and the alien fœtus thing jumps out of his ribs. It's… intense, and strange, and out-of-control.

Or maybe I'm some kind of patriarchal misogynist. Who knows.

Like… that scene in Alien where he's thrashing around and then he screams and the alien fœtus thing jumps out of his ribs. It's… intense, and strange, and out-of-control.

Or maybe I'm some kind of patriarchal misogynist. Who knows.

Well, that's a near perfect description of every female orgasm I've ever seen;)

Like… that scene in Alien where he's thrashing around and then he screams and the alien fœtus thing jumps out of his ribs. It's… intense, and strange, and out-of-control.

Or maybe I'm some kind of patriarchal misogynist. Who knows.

I know it...every time I have sex with a woman I make her feel like it

I know it...every time I have sex with a woman I make her feel like it Hmm. Sadism.

i rarely have one but i make sure she does every time

Why is there no "I screw men not women" option on the poll? :confused: :(

Who needs women? True gods reproduce without aid from lesser mortal beings. ;)
You reproduce? :eek:

I'm not sure we could handle more than just one of you, Czardas! :p

Why is there no "I screw men not women" option on the poll? :confused: :(

because it's about female orgasms.

I would love to rock her world.

Except....

1. She likes me as a friend, not as boyfriend.
2. She hasn't talked about sex so I doubt she'd be interested till later.
3. I had something but I lost it.

because it's about female orgasms.
Well, the thread title says "for the guys". Until otherwise disproved, I'm a guy. But there's no option on the pol lfor the likes of me.

Female orgasm is (and, hopefully, will always remain) only theorethical for me.

if this is talkin about sex before mariage then all of you people that are banging your girlfriend are going to hell. You talk about it like you don't care at all about your "girl". what is wrong with you? i may only be 14 but i already have more sense than most of you. what kind of person only cares about having sex with their girlfriend and how well you did it? don't you care about your relationship? I love my girlfriend and I never consider her an object of pleasure only good for having sex with. I am a virgin and i'm proud of it. I plan to stay a virgin until i am married.

if this is talkin about sex before message then all of you people that are banging your girlfriend are going to hell. You talk about it like you don't care at all about your "girl". what is wrong with you? i may only be 14 but i already have more sense than most of you. what kind of person only cares about having sex with their girlfriend and how well you did it? don't you care about your relationship? I love my girlfriend and I never consider her an object of pleasure only good for having sex with.
Your loss kid. You should keep your selfrightious religious outrage to yourself though, or you'll be joining us in one Hell of an orgy.

Well, the thread title says "for the guys". Until otherwise disproved, I'm a guy. But there's no option on the pol lfor the likes of me.

Female orgasm is (and, hopefully, will always remain) only theorethical for me.

Yeah, but read the original post, not just the title.

if this is talkin about sex before message then all of you people that are banging your girlfriend are going to hell. You talk about it like you don't care at all about your "girl". what is wrong with you? i may only be 14 but i already have more sense than most of you. what kind of person only cares about having sex with their girlfriend and how well you did it? don't you care about your relationship? I love my girlfriend and I never consider her an object of pleasure only good for having sex with. I am a virgin and i'm proud of it. I plan to stay a virgin until i am married.

Message?

Going to hell? Well, we'll see you there for judging us then, but at least we had a blast on the ride going down.

Oh, and the kind of person that only cares about having sex is typically known as the "teenage male". I know, it doesn't hold true in all cases, but it's a good place to start from.

Oh, and you're 14. Anyone else even a little saddened that a fourteen year old feels so proud of "still" being a virgin?

ok so i'm a bit young for yellin about this stuff. but still don't you guys have any sense at all?

i have something to say to all of you pleasure seakers and that is...:upyours:

You want us to pull your finger?:confused: :eek:

Who needs women? True gods reproduce without aid from lesser mortal beings. ;)Where's the fun in that..?

:p

[Going to hell? Well, we'll see you there for judging us then, but at least we had a blast on the ride going down.

Oh, and the kind of person that only cares about having sex is typically known as the "teenage male". I know, it doesn't hold true in all cases, but it's a good place to start from.

Oh, and you're 14. Anyone else even a little saddened that a fourteen year old feels so proud of "still" being a virgin?[/QUOTE](This is supposed to be a quote. i'm new to forums and don't now how to do it)]

Judging you guys is wrong, maybe some of you may be good people. And it's not that i'm proud of being a virgin at 14. Being a virgin at 14 is meaningless. I will be a virgin until i'm married, that's what i'm proud of.

Judging you guys is wrong, maybe some of you may be good people. And it's not that i'm proud of being a virgin at 14. Being a virgin at 14 is meaningless. I will be a virgin until i'm married, that's what i'm proud of.

Why do you condemn us for wishing to spread happiness among the women of the world? Is it because you want to make all women miserable and are, in fact, a mysigonistic prat?

Oh, and wait until you get to college. That'll teach you the joys of sexual intercourse.;)

Why do you condemn us for wishing to spread happiness among the women of the world? Is it because you want to make all women miserable and are, in fact, a mysigonistic prat?

Oh, and wait until you get to college. That'll teach you the joys of sexual intercourse.;)

I WILL NOT HAVE SEX UNTIL I AM MARRIED. how are you so sure you make women happy? are you so cocky that you can just go around saying the world will be a happier place as long as i keep banging women? you treat intercourse like a game to have fun with and not care about the consequences. then again, what do i know? maybe it is a game. but i will stay true to God and His word, i will love my girlfriend and later, my wife. I will be a good person and not the average teen male, that only cares about sex. it's not that i'm gay and don't want to have sex. i just belive that it's special and something to be shared with my soul mate. But what do i know im just fourteen. don't listen to me if you don't want to, but i will have no sympathy for you when you end up in the hospital with AIDs or some other STD. have fun and go on ruining your life. im loggin off

Very. Probably more important than mine, if I had to choose, although obviously, both is better.

Agreed. It's just not as enjoyable unless I know the girl likes it too.

Judging you guys is wrong, maybe some of you may be good people. And it's not that i'm proud of being a virgin at 14. Being a virgin at 14 is meaningless. I will be a virgin until i'm married, that's what i'm proud of.
First of all, there's every possibility that several of us are married (or messaged if you prefer). Secondly, don't assume people in general give a shit about your religion or it's creeds.

My newfound & newfounded religion dictates that people who don't have premarital sex will go to hell, a hell where they'll be sodomised with white hot iron dildos no less.

Whatever...
There's nothing degrading about this thread. It's about orgasms, not the circumstances that leads to them. Judge me however you want, but you can't possibly have the slightest idea of how I treat and/or veiw women (and men for that matter).
Any accusations you level against me & others in this thread, is nothing but pure, baseless speculation, spawned by your clueless 14 year old mind. So really. Either retract them or stop posting in this thread. You're ruining our perfectly innocent fun. And it won't convert or save any of us, so there really is no reason to persist, unless you derive pleasure from spoiling our fun - which is a decidedly un-Christian thing to do.

Heh, technically I dont have to be a virgin anymore, or do I? I am not sure if you marry and then something happens... Anyway you still see me with a girl at all times, only one at time, but usually a new one every month or two. Something about us foreigners appeals to you Americans, of course then yall geet so pissed when we dump ya ^^

First of all, there's every possibility that several of us are married (or messaged if you prefer). Secondly, don't assume people in general give a shit about your religion or it's creeds.

My newfound & newfounded religion dictates that people who don't have premarital sex will go to hell, a hell where they'll be sodomised with white hot iron dildos no less.

Whatever...
There's nothing degrading about this thread. It's about orgasms, not the circumstances that leads to them. Judge me however you want, but you can't possibly have the slightest idea of how I treat and/or veiw women (and men for that matter).
Any accusations you level against me & others in this thread, is nothing but pure, baseless speculation, spawned by your clueless 14 year old mind. So really. Either retract them or stop posting in this thread. You're ruining our perfectly innocent fun. And it won't convert or save any of us, so there really is no reason to persist, unless you derive pleasure from spoiling our fun - which is a decidedly un-Christian thing to do.


Amen to that, if I may.

Seriously - *sheesh*

Let's just say I don't enjoy sex anymore because I'm so frustrated that I haven't induced a single orgasm yet and I'm almost at 10 times now. That and the fact I seem to be more feminine in what I want out of a relationship than the girls I've gone out with. So, I think nature/god/the world is trying to tell me to phail and die or something.

Giving women orgasms is very important to me. It's even better when one can do so in front of her boyfriend and make her scream in ways he never knew possible.

For me, getting her off is much more pleasurable. She gave me so much, and when I get her off it's my way of giving everything she gave me back. She means the world to me.

Being a dude means that 'getting off' isn't that hard at all. So making it a goal for me is setting the bar pretty low. However, if you manage to ring her bell she's gonna want to come back, and frankly nothing's hotter than a chick trying to get you to ring her bell. Granted, if you're in a relationship she'll stick around even if you're not that great at it (thanks for that, by the way) but it's so much cooler when you can make them twist their face and wake the nieghbors.

See, we drive fast not becuase of our penis', but because it's badass. Making a woman lose it is also badass, which is where the confusion happens. We just like to be badass, no matter what we're doing.

Gee, I hope we get to do a little more than watching...
I d@#n well hope so too

Gee, I hope we get to do a little more than watching...
I d@#n well hope so too:sniper:

Giving women orgasms is very important to me. It's even better when one can do so in front of her boyfriend and make her scream in ways he never knew possible.
I need to be alone for a bit...

Let's just say I don't enjoy sex anymore because I'm so frustrated that I haven't induced a single orgasm yet and I'm almost at 10 times now. That and the fact I seem to be more feminine in what I want out of a relationship than the girls I've gone out with. So, I think nature/god/the world is trying to tell me to phail and die or something.
Rent some pornos, take notes.

I voted the last one, "I've got no girl... but I make sure my hand stays satisfied" :fluffle: :D

I WILL NOT HAVE SEX UNTIL I AM MARRIED. how are you so sure you make women happy?It's perfectly possible - damn easy, in fact - to ask.Are you so cocky that you can just go around saying the world will be a happier place as long as i keep banging women?I'd venture a lot of women would be quite miserable if they'd had to 'bang' you. But it's just a guess.You treat intercourse like a game to have fun with and not care about the consequences. then again, what do i know? maybe it is a game.Don't worry. You have plenty of time to figure it out.
People have sex because they want to. Do you honestly believe women are incapable of saying no?
The 'nice-guy' mindset is utterly obnoxious, and damning evidence that you don't consider women your equals.

Sex is just sex. It's not dangerous if you know what you're doing. Sex should be fun. And it usually is. If it wasn't, noone would bother having any. but i will stay true to God and His word, i will love my girlfriend and later, my wife.Good for you. I'll stay true to my Dog. We'll see who ends up in Hell first. I hear your Christian god isn't too keen on people with the kind of attitude you present.I will be a good person and not the average teen male, that only cares about sex. it's not that i'm gay and don't want to have sex.Because caring about sex, or *shudder* being gay, is soo wrong. Right?i just belive that it's special and something to be shared with my soul mate.So why are you here hijacking a thread about orgasms?! Surely you have some homework to do, or some Britney Spears to listen to?But what do i know im just fourteen. don't listen to me if you don't want to, but i will have no sympathy for you when you end up in the hospital with AIDS or some other STD. have fun and go on ruining your life. im loggin offI hope you die horribly too, you pathetic excuse for a human.

You want us to pull your finger?:confused: :eek:
Kinky!

:D

Let's just say I don't enjoy sex anymore because I'm so frustrated that I haven't induced a single orgasm yet and I'm almost at 10 times now. That and the fact I seem to be more feminine in what I want out of a relationship than the girls I've gone out with. So, I think nature/god/the world is trying to tell me to phail and die or something.

Maybe the world's saying your gay....10 times and nothing?
Start exploring man...just don't touch me.

im loggin off
You know if you got a girlfriend you wouldn't have to do that yourself...

Let's just say I don't enjoy sex anymore because I'm so frustrated that I haven't induced a single orgasm yet and I'm almost at 10 times now.Dude.

You've barely begun. Keep practicing... It's fun for both of you, and sooner or later, you're going to make her sigh in a way you've never heard before. Trust me - you'll know instantly when she gets there.

Don't give up! ;)

Edit:
Or maybe I should have said: "Keep it up!" :D

Maybe the world's saying your gay....10 times and nothing?
Start exploring man...just don't touch me.

Nah, experimentation did nothing for me. Lemme recount... Let's see, 3 times with the first, 5 times with the 2nd, and once with this newest one, so I guess it's just 9...

I voted the last one, "I've got no girl... but I make sure my hand stays satisfied" :fluffle: :D
Actually I hate having to vote this way in polls. :(

I hate being single, and I hate humanity. :gundge:

When she's happy, you're likely to get lucky again. When she's not - well, let's just say that I make sure she's happy http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/over18.gif

Nah, experimentation did nothing for me. Lemme recount... Let's see, 3 times with the first, 5 times with the 2nd, and once with this newest one, so I guess it's just 9...
Somehow I get the feeling that you're not really talking with your partner.

If that's the case, just tell her that you're a lousy lay, and that she'll need to teach you the do's & dont's. It really isn't that hard, and it can be extremely kinky.
I didn't know what the hell I was doing either, but after getting another lover, I realized I had to lay the cards on the table (or bed, as it was). It was a major relief for the both of us after the initial dread & shameful feeling of inadequacy. And it payed off big time. Not only did my sexlife improve dramatically, it was great for my self-esteem as well. Knowing that you're a good lay does wonders for your self-image, trust me. And it really isn't that hard. All you have to do is try.

Who needs women? True gods reproduce without aid from lesser mortal beings. ;)What? Like bacteria?

:D

...she'll need to teach you the do's & dont's. It really isn't that hard, and it can be extremely kinky.Don't call yourself a lousy lay - That won't help your morale any, and "confident" is one of the sexiest things a guy can be. Instead, simply confess your general ignorance, and ask her to help you, as Similized correctly suggests. Playing a game of 'warmer-cooler' with her erogenous zones can be great fun, and playful sex is great sex, even if you don't 'get her there' the first few times. Letting a girl guide you through her paces and places is a blast, and she'll very likely be impressed with your candor, courage, honesty, and openness. Or, at least if she's worth your time, she'll be.

if this is talkin about sex before mariage then all of you people that are banging your girlfriend are going to hell. You talk about it like you don't care at all about your "girl". what is wrong with you? i may only be 14 but i already have more sense than most of you. what kind of person only cares about having sex with their girlfriend and how well you did it? don't you care about your relationship? I love my girlfriend and I never consider her an object of pleasure only good for having sex with. I am a virgin and i'm proud of it. I plan to stay a virgin until i am married.

I WILL NOT HAVE SEX UNTIL I AM MARRIED. how are you so sure you make women happy? are you so cocky that you can just go around saying the world will be a happier place as long as i keep banging women? you treat intercourse like a game to have fun with and not care about the consequences. then again, what do i know? maybe it is a game. but i will stay true to God and His word, i will love my girlfriend and later, my wife. I will be a good person and not the average teen male, that only cares about sex. it's not that i'm gay and don't want to have sex. i just belive that it's special and something to be shared with my soul mate. But what do i know im just fourteen. don't listen to me if you don't want to, but i will have no sympathy for you when you end up in the hospital with AIDs or some other STD. have fun and go on ruining your life. im loggin off
okay, where to begin. First of all, not believeing in hell saves me from that. And the fact that we are discussing giving HER and orgasm, and how much we enjoy doing so because it brings THEM pleasure demonstrates the fact that we care alot about our girls/women. And did we ever once say that we only cared about the sex? No. not once. For someone so high and mighty, you sure have assumed alot about all of us. Personally, I find asking them to be a great way to find out if I'm pleasing them. Or the moans. Both work. You judge everyone on this forum and every male from the age of 13-19, yet claim to love the word of God. May I ask who it was who said "May he without sin be the first to condemn"? Who are you to judge? When you are perfect, then you can. Oh, and it is called a condom. Works wonders against the aids. And pregnancy, although, I prefer the pill if both me and my girlfriend have recently been tested.


as for the question...getting a girl off is the most important thing. Getting them off twice? Now THERE is a good night.

Let's just say I don't enjoy sex anymore because I'm so frustrated that I haven't induced a single orgasm yet and I'm almost at 10 times now. That and the fact I seem to be more feminine in what I want out of a relationship than the girls I've gone out with. So, I think nature/god/the world is trying to tell me to phail and die or something.
Don't get so down on yourself. Talk with your girlfriend and really listen to her. Every girl is different and likes different things...so even with new partners, let them tell you what to and not to do. Plus, it can make it even better for you.

Here here.Every girl is different. I am sure I saw this someone where but just nudge her to help a little. Or maybe even reverse roles....

as officially not perfect I hereby dont cast judgement on SHF to be damned to be a lousy lay.

(see if you can figure out the joke in that... No that isnt it... Look further and at it all:D )

you are all right. i apologize i am in the wrong. i have no right to judge you or your views. i didn't even bother to get to know any of you before i condemned all of you in my view to being uncaring and crap. i'm sorry, i'm 14 and i don't understand. i hope ya'll can forgive me. have fun with whatever.

It's worth noting in passing that there are a small percentage of women who - through no fault of either themselves or their partners - are unable to orgasm.

Which raises three further important points:

1) Just because your partner is unable to orgasm doesn't mean you can go ahead and get things over and done with quickly, you selfish bastard, because...

2) Just because your partner is unable to orgasm doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy sex. A lot.

3) If your partner is unable to orgasm, don't let it effect the self-confidence of either of you - you can both still have fun. Oh yes indeedy.


But I stress that I'm drawing a very big distinction between women who are physically incapable of orgasm, and women who don't reach orgasm because their partner doesn't know what he's doing.

I'd rate it as so-so importance. Of course, I'm also a big believer in making sure the set up is right and a lover of the afterwards cuddling.

you are all right. i apologize i am in the wrong. i have no right to judge you or your views. i didn't even bother to get to know any of you before i condemned all of you in my view to being uncaring and crap. i'm sorry, i'm 14 and i don't understand. i hope ya'll can forgive me. have fun with whatever.
*blinks*


*shakes head...blinks again*

nah...that was too easy.

I'd rate it as so-so importance. Of course, I'm also a big believer in making sure the set up is right and a lover of the afterwards cuddling.

post cuddling is great...and set up depends on what you're going for.

see, there are 3 (possibly more that I'm not thinking of right now) kinds of sex every guy likes.
1) the love making.
nice, slow, passionate. good times for all.
2) the overtired.
you come home from work tired, feeling completely worn out. the other person (in this case, the girl) takes complete control.
3) fucking.
spontaneous, rough, animal, dirty, sweaty. in other words, fun.

ow important is the orgasm of your girl? FOR YOU !!!!

There is nothing....nothing....sexier than making the woman you love have an orgasm.

If women never had orgasms, I'd probably never bother with sex...what would be the point!?!

The Bottom 3 are all viable options.

Had I found this thread earlier I would have elected you as the friskiest/most untoward/ am hornigsten NSler :p

For this, I will post some advice from the great relationship sage; Sam Kinison.

"Make her cum twice before she even sees your dick. Why? Because it creates the illusion that you care."

:D

post cuddling is great...and set up depends on what you're going for.

see, there are 3 (possibly more that I'm not thinking of right now) kinds of sex every guy likes.
1) the love making.
nice, slow, passionate. good times for all.
2) the overtired.
you come home from work tired, feeling completely worn out. the other person (in this case, the girl) takes complete control.
3) fucking.
spontaneous, rough, animal, dirty, sweaty. in other words, fun.
I disagree, there are two types. Spontanious and seduction. Now, spontanity is nice, don't get me wrong. But there's a lot of charm, and satisfaction, at planning out and going through a nice seduction. If done well, reaching the big O is the icing on the cake, but the whole set up will leave your partner mealted and VERY loving.

Why, she might even be willing to forgive you for dragging her to go see Lord of the Rings. :D

For this, I will post some advice from the great relationship sage; Sam Kinison.

"Make her cum twice before she even sees your dick. Why? Because it creates the illusion that you care."

:D
I think you have voted the first point ;)

RESULT after 13 hours....

I think, there must be a lack of non-satisfied girls in the world..

Rock on guys !!!

RESULT after 13 hours....

I think, there must be a lack of non-satisfied girls in the world..

Rock on guys !!!
Well, just because we want them to have them doesn't mean we're any good at giving them one.






Did I just reveal too much about myself again?







...dammit....

if this is talkin about sex before mariage then all of you people that are banging your girlfriend are going to hell. You talk about it like you don't care at all about your "girl". what is wrong with you? i may only be 14 but i already have more sense than most of you. what kind of person only cares about having sex with their girlfriend and how well you did it? don't you care about your relationship? I love my girlfriend and I never consider her an object of pleasure only good for having sex with. I am a virgin and i'm proud of it. I plan to stay a virgin until i am married.

sorry if this poll makes you angry ...be proud of it as long as you wish...and if your girlfriend will leave you because she is bored, don´t panic....you will find another...anytime...maybe next life

sorry if this poll makes you angry ...be proud of it as long as you wish...and if your girlfriend will leave you because she is bored, don´t panic....you will find another...anytime...maybe next life
*Laughs his arse off*

sorry if this poll makes you angry ...be proud of it as long as you wish...and if your girlfriend will leave you because she is bored, don´t panic....you will find another...anytime...maybe next life
BIATCH!

sorry if this poll makes you angry ...be proud of it as long as you wish...and if your girlfriend will leave you because she is bored, don´t panic....you will find another...anytime...maybe next life

And if not bored, maybe simply unsatisfied... :D

*Laughs his arse off*

maybe we could some day laugh together ;)
and compare a few things....
you know what I mean !!!
;)

Well, just because we want them to have them doesn't mean we're any good at giving them one.
Did I just reveal too much about myself again?
..dammit....
The last 3 days you have been playing a different game.

maybe we could some day laugh together ;)
and compare a few things....
you know what I mean !!!
;)
It would be my pleasure! Perhaps we can find a place where polygamy is legal so none of us poor sinners will go to hell for skrewing our brains out before we're married?

And if not bored, maybe simply unsatisfied... :D

...and tired of having to buy a new set of batteries every week...

...and tired of having to buy a new set of batteries every week...

Hang on... you mean, yours really last a whole week? :eek:

Hang on... you mean, yours really last a whole week? :eek:Probably a family pack, 24 batteries at a time ;)

Hang on... you mean, yours really last a whole week? :eek:

I buy them in the large family package at retail price, you know :p

If women never had orgasms, I'd probably never bother with sex...what would be the point!?!
/agrees

If they didn't enjoy it, you'd know they were just going through the motions. That's a real turn off; I doubt I'd be able to work up the enthusiasm.

To Avertide: "How do I make a girl like me more than any other man?" "Oh, that's easy. You've just got to find the clitoris."
Don't panic, old chap! Just make sure you wind her up well beforehand :)
It took my girlfriend ages to start having orgasms during sex (even though I could get her off in several other ways), but after the first couple it seemed that she knew she was going to come, so she came.
Just don't rush it, and ask her what she likes!

SHF: Don't worry, you can get a girl off without even removing any of her clothes. You can have fun too :)

I buy them in the large family package at retail price, you know :p

*lol
I must remember that. Or look for a guy who lieves a bit closer, without an ocean to seperate us...

would love to rock her world :(

*satisfies miss plam instead*

*satisfies miss plam instead*
And her five daughters?

Kinky.

*lol
I must remember that. Or look for a guy who lieves a bit closer, without an ocean to seperate us...

It´s only the north sea, england and the irish sea, ´mam, and yes, glad to be of service :D

And her five daughters?

Kinky.
dirty wenches, those daughters are.


speak like yoda i do.

piss.

The last 3 days you have been playing a different game.
What, like Parcheesi?

dirty wenches, those daughters are.


speak like yoda i do.

piss.

PM is stoned/drunk!http://img42.exs.cx/img42/3897/DancingBananaIcon.gif

PM is stoned/drunk!http://img42.exs.cx/img42/3897/DancingBananaIcon.gif
and halucinating?

maybe he smoked to much banana peel ???

PM is stoned/drunk!http://img42.exs.cx/img42/3897/DancingBananaIcon.gif
nah, just woken up :p

i wish though :P

nah, just woken up :p

i wish though :P

Damn :(

We should take nightly shifts on who gets to be the drunken lout.

Damn :(

We should take nightly shifts on who gets to be the drunken lout.


I'm going to a big christmas party next weekend, and if I somehow manage to make it home (from across town) and can figure out how to turn the comp on, I'll come say Hi to everyone. Or more likely I'll come and say 'oga['iudjnjf;dgj fucvkers1!' or something

I'm going to a big christmas party next weekend, and if I somehow manage to make it home (from across town) and can figure out how to turn the comp on, I'll come say Hi to everyone. Or more likely I'll come and say 'oga['iudjnjf;dgj fucvkers1!' or something
hmmm like last time, me and BS were actually starting to worry about you

hmmm like last time, me and BS were actually starting to worry about you

Yeah there are many reasons why I shouldn't drink. I always come across worse than I am, I'm a bit of an attention whore.

I'm going to a big christmas party next weekend, and if I somehow manage to make it home (from across town) and can figure out how to turn the comp on, I'll come say Hi to everyone. Or more likely I'll come and say 'oga['iudjnjf;dgj fucvkers1!' or something

lulz.... :D

I love to rock her world. I get a great deal of pleasure and satisfaction out of giving her pleasure and satisfying her.

My job is done when she cant speak and doesnt make sense when she tries. I like to leave her a gasping, flushed, sweaty piece of beautiful flesh.

Damn :(

We should take nightly shifts on who gets to be the drunken lout.

I can volunteer for tonight...I am finally off my self-prescribed month of sobriety.

Tonight shall be epic! :D

It's quite imprtant to me. I go beyond the point where my girlfriend apologizes for taking so long, because she's too good to me to just give her the 2 minute deal :(

I'm going to a big christmas party next weekend, and if I somehow manage to make it home (from across town) and can figure out how to turn the comp on, I'll come say Hi to everyone. Or more likely I'll come and say 'oga['iudjnjf;dgj fucvkers1!' or something
ha...my christmas party is tonight. So if I manage to get out of my friends apartment, survive the elevator (one of those old ones with the inner and outer gate), get home without freezing or falling into a snowbank, get into my building without being arrested, get to my room, and not pass out, maybe I'll pop in.

What, like Parcheesi?
I was thinking Backgammon or Yahtzee.

If you're trying to ask:
"How much to I care if my girl 'gets off' when we have sex?"

Then, the answer is : I care very damn much... Nothing builds a guy's ego like bringing a girl(woman) off so hard that she goes completely off the deep end. It's like being a god, except better.

Precisely what they said. I love it.