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You see they just started turning up my door the other day. Ben and his girlfriend were alright. So would Als and Ross if they hadn’t brought their three kids. So four bedrooms and 9 people. The house might also have four floors but that has nothing to do with it. They are disturbing layers of dust that have been there for years. What I really need to do is ask them to leave but without sounding rude.

You see they just started turning up my door the other day. Ben and his girlfriend were alright. So would Als and Ross if they hadn’t brought their three kids. So four bedrooms and 9 people. The house might also have four floors but that has nothing to do with it. They are disturbing layers of dust that have been there for years. What I really need to do is ask them to leave but without sounding rude.
"Well, I think you guys might need to go. We have an unwanted-guest exterminator coming tomorrow..."

Climb into their beds and grope them at night.

They'll leave soon enough

"Well, I think you guys might need to go. We have an unwanted-guest exterminator coming tomorrow..."
"Deep Kimchi is coming over tomorrow..."

You see they just started turning up my door the other day. Ben and his girlfriend were alright. So would Als and Ross if they hadn’t brought their three kids. So four bedrooms and 9 people. The house might also have four floors but that has nothing to do with it. They are disturbing layers of dust that have been there for years. What I really need to do is ask them to leave but without sounding rude.

Just say "It's been great seeing you guys again! I'm sorry you have to leave tomorrow, we'll have to make sure we catch up more regularly..."?

I've found that constantly playing the Military Channel at high volume, 24/7, and constantly cleaning guns in my underwear, forgoing bathing, eating beans and farting loudly is conducive to clearing unwanted guests out of the house.

I've found that constantly playing the Military Channel at high volume, 24/7, and constantly cleaning guns in my underwear, forgoing bathing, eating beans and farting loudly is conducive to clearing unwanted guests out of the house.
Yeah, but you don't have any real "houseguests" anyway....they're just the scittering sounds of the rodents and bugs, to which you apply, in your twisted mind, the embodiment of many an imaginary friend.....

Sick, sad, yes. But thrilling.

Tell them Naked Month starts tomorrow, and despite the name will last for 39 weeks.

You see they just started turning up my door the other day. Ben and his girlfriend were alright. So would Als and Ross if they hadn’t brought their three kids. So four bedrooms and 9 people. The house might also have four floors but that has nothing to do with it. They are disturbing layers of dust that have been there for years. What I really need to do is ask them to leave but without sounding rude.

...Uh..Your own fault. You let them in. There're locks on doors for a reason. And you CAN ignore doorbells...

Just tell them that you can't have them stay anymore. House is being renovated, etc, or charge 'em rent.

...Uh..Your own fault. You let them in. There're locks on doors for a reason. And you CAN ignore doorbells...

Just tell them that you can't have them stay anymore. House is being renovated, etc, or charge 'em rent.

Or you could just answer the door naked, saves a lot of trouble

Or you could just answer the door naked, saves a lot of trouble
Sit on the sofa in the living room, watching the Weather Channel, and masturbate while wearing nothing but a pair of white socks.

Or you could just ask them in a polite manner to leave and that they are welcomed over any time, except it would be better if they called in advance and made plans with you.

You see they just started turning up my door the other day. Ben and his girlfriend were alright. So would Als and Ross if they hadn’t brought their three kids. So four bedrooms and 9 people. The house might also have four floors but that has nothing to do with it. They are disturbing layers of dust that have been there for years. What I really need to do is ask them to leave but without sounding rude.
you have a 4 bedroom 4 story house in new york city in a neighborhood good enough that people drop in unexpectedly and stay past all reason.....

you should have your butler throw them out.

you have a 4 bedroom 4 story house in new york city in a neighborhood good enough that people drop in unexpectedly and stay past all reason.....

you should have your butler throw them out.
What ever happened to civility? Am I the only one here with a reasonably civil suggestion?

You see they just started turning up my door the other day. Ben and his girlfriend were alright. So would Als and Ross if they hadn’t brought their three kids. So four bedrooms and 9 people. The house might also have four floors but that has nothing to do with it. They are disturbing layers of dust that have been there for years. What I really need to do is ask them to leave but without sounding rude.
how long have they been there?

why did you let them in at all?

I wouldn't have let them in, I get people that try to come over uninvited all the time, they show up on my porch and the weirdest thing is I am always just about to leave.

I would just quit feeding them, when they ask for food say "well I only bought enough for myself, maybe next time if I have more notice, then I can shop accordingly"

if you don't want to be rude though, the easiest thing is to be honest.

"I wasn't expecting you, I am sorry but you need to leave soon, you are driving me crazy." ;)

What ever happened to civility? Am I the only one here with a reasonably civil suggestion?
the butler could throw them out in a civil manner

once he has read your all too sensible suggestion, there are really no better answers.

Tell them Naked Month starts tomorrow, and despite the name will last for 39 weeks.

I like! :D