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most disgusting thing you have ever done???

Call to power
08-12-2005, 18:22
what is the most disgusting thing you have ever done?

mine would be masturbating in the public shower (as in group shower on wall type area) I was alone and the running shower covered up any noise

I did leave some residue because I wanted to get out of there ASAP so feel free to mention if you encountered that

note : I just found out how to change thread title on the forum :D
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 18:24
Depends on what people think is disgusting.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 18:26
If I were to answer this question, I'm sure no one hear would ever speak to me again. :p
Kecibukia
08-12-2005, 18:27
While I was living on ship in the Navy, the drain in our head(bathroom) clogged up after several toilets burst. The way it was designed, I couldn't get to it while wearing gloves, so off they came.

Much handwashing after that.
Call to power
08-12-2005, 18:28
I told mine now you tell me yours! *waits for Lunatic Goofballs to surpass me*
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 18:30
While I was living on ship in the Navy, the drain in our head(bathroom) clogged up after several toilets burst. The way it was designed, I couldn't get to it while wearing gloves, so off they came.

Much handwashing after that.

See? Why I joined the Army.

So when I was in the field, I could dig a hole and crap in it, and cover it up.

And later, I could walk around, and step in someone else's crap, because they were too lazy to dig a damn hole...
Smunkeeville
08-12-2005, 18:32
I ate 5 earthworms once, each one was worth 100 extra credit points, and I had to bring up my grade in Biology so I could go on a class trip. (no, I didn't have problems in Bio, I just hadn't been in a while so I didn't turn in any of the assignments)


Second to that, my kids both got stomache flu once and in 3 hours I got puked and pooped on a total of 19 times. My husband came home from work to help me out, and then they didn't throw up or have diarehha for the rest of the day :rolleyes:
Mooseica
08-12-2005, 18:36
The most disgusting thing I've ever done? That'd have to be...








Yo' mumma! Hehehe! :D:D:D Sorry, couldn't resist - when someone sets you up so perfectly ya know? Maybe it's just me.

That's pretty much all I wanted to say lol, I really am that sad. I need to get out more *cries*
The Elder Malaclypse
08-12-2005, 18:36
I once ate a sadnwich that was slightly out of date. It hadn't really gone bad but you never know...
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:37
The most disgusting things I've ever done were eat chocolate ice cream with ketchup and a banana with cheese melted on it (in both cases, I was dared to do so).
Ifreann
08-12-2005, 18:38
Sometimes posting here just makes me feel dirty
Reaganodia
08-12-2005, 18:38
Cleaning the vomit out of a urinal deposited there by some idiot who couldn't handle their Mai-Tais

I drew the short straw.
Grave_n_idle
08-12-2005, 18:41
...my kids both got stomache flu once and in 3 hours I got puked and pooped on a total of 19 times...

The little darlings are a blessing, aren't they?

:D
Smunkeeville
08-12-2005, 18:42
The most disgusting things I've ever done were eat chocolate ice cream with ketchup and a banana with cheese melted on it (in both cases, I was dared to do so).
when my husband was a youth minister we did a lock in..........one of the big hits of the night was a "happy shake"

we took a happy meal (burger, fries, and soda) put it in a blender and drank it (I didn't, but just about all the teenage guys were standing in line to try one)
Smunkeeville
08-12-2005, 18:43
The little darlings are a blessing, aren't they?

:D
sure, I got one throwing a fit right now (she doesn't want to watch the Harry Potter that is in the dvd player, she wants to watch the other Harry Potter)

and the other one has been marching around in the kitchen for about 30 min now chanting "meat meat meat meat", I have tried to feed her, but she wants a steak:rolleyes:
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:43
when my husband was a youth minister we did a lock in..........one of the big hits of the night was a "happy shake"

we took a happy meal (burger, fries, and soda) put it in a blender and drank it (I didn't, but just about all the teenage guys were standing in line to try one)

Yuck.

I had a friend once who loved "milkshakes" made of orange sherbert, strawberry syrup, Diet Coke, lemon juice, and chocolate whipped cream.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 18:44
Sometimes posting here just makes me feel dirty

Quoted for truth. :cool:
Grave_n_idle
08-12-2005, 19:06
sure, I got one throwing a fit right now (she doesn't want to watch the Harry Potter that is in the dvd player, she wants to watch the other Harry Potter)

and the other one has been marching around in the kitchen for about 30 min now chanting "meat meat meat meat", I have tried to feed her, but she wants a steak:rolleyes:

Just remember... THESE are the moments you will remember, later.... and tell their boyfriends/girlfriends about. :D
Drunk commies deleted
08-12-2005, 19:14
When I was in seventh or eighth grade I used the word "******" in the presence of a black girl who was perhaps a year younger than me. I still can remember the look on her face. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever done. I've stolen shit, picked fights, sold and used drugs, and done other lousy things, but none of those things stays with me like the look on that girl's face when I said that disgusting word.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 19:22
sure, I got one throwing a fit right now (she doesn't want to watch the Harry Potter that is in the dvd player, she wants to watch the other Harry Potter)

and the other one has been marching around in the kitchen for about 30 min now chanting "meat meat meat meat", I have tried to feed her, but she wants a steak:rolleyes:

Holy Shit!!
Are you my wife? Are you upstairs in our house right now?
The Mindset
08-12-2005, 19:25
I once kissed a girl :(
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 19:27
A friend and I went to a sales meeting at the Sheraton Tower in Mahwah,NJ. We cut out early and went to the bar, where we proceeded to eat and drink way too much.
On the way out, he jokingly speculated that it might be good to puke to empty a little. I told him I could-he didnt belive me, so without missing a step, I turned to the side and emptied half of my stomach onto the ground. At this point, we learned tha twhen he sees puke, he pukes to. He gagged and coughed and finally barfed all over his feet and the ground. We were laughing our asses off as a couple approached-I looked at them and said "You shouldnt eat in there".

that was one of the most disgusting things I've been party to. there are many more.
Liskeinland
08-12-2005, 19:27
sure, I got one throwing a fit right now (she doesn't want to watch the Harry Potter that is in the dvd player, she wants to watch the other Harry Potter)

and the other one has been marching around in the kitchen for about 30 min now chanting "meat meat meat meat", I have tried to feed her, but she wants a steak:rolleyes: Yep, those are definitely kids all right.

I don't think I've done anything particularly disgusting, apart from all the usual things people do in their childhood.:D
Fass
08-12-2005, 19:30
Dig around in corpses.

It's only disgusting the first time and stops being disgusting quickly into it, though.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 19:38
Dig around in corpses.

It's only disgusting the first time and stops being disgusting quickly into it, though.

When laying out bodies for an anatomy class, take a large can of beans and heat it up (open of course). Place in the abdominal cavity of a corpse, and when students start filing into the room, spoon up the beans and eat (it works better if there are two of you ravenously eating).

Makes people pass out at the door.
HC Eredivisie
08-12-2005, 19:42
When laying out bodies for an anatomy class, take a large can of beans and heat it up (open of course). Place in the abdominal cavity of a corpse, and when students start filing into the room, spoon up the beans and eat (it works better if there are two of you ravenously eating).

Makes people pass out at the door.
OMFGLOL:D
SoWiBi
08-12-2005, 19:55
When laying out bodies for an anatomy class, take a large can of beans and heat it up (open of course). Place in the abdominal cavity of a corpse, and when students start filing into the room, spoon up the beans and eat (it works better if there are two of you ravenously eating).

Makes people pass out at the door.

please, don't

- eat canned beans
- "de-honor" (for lack of a better word) a human corpse by using it as a lunch dish
- deliberately make people pass out


just, uh, don't.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 19:57
please, don't

- eat canned beans
- "de-honor" (for lack of a better word) a human corpse by using it as a lunch dish
- deliberately make people pass out

just, uh, don't.

Don't worry - my dad did that when he was in medical school.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 20:02
I told mine now you tell me yours! *waits for Lunatic Goofballs to surpass me*

What makes you think I can top that?

Why does everybody always assume that I'll come up with the most bizarre, disgusting scenarios?

*looks around*

Okay, here goes...

It's really hard to judge what was the most disgusting. There are so many subtle degrees. Was it pudding wrestling in jockstraps? Was it trying to cross a (assumed to be) frozen over manure pit and falling through? Was it the 100-man moon? Passing out at a party and waking up duct-taped to another man in a compromising position?

Hard to judge. Let's just assume I have you all beat and leave it at that. :p
Lacadaemon
08-12-2005, 20:03
What makes you think I can top that?

Why does everybody always assume that I'll come up with the most bizarre, disgusting scenarios?

*looks around*

Okay, here goes...

It's really hard to judge what was the most disgusting. There are so many subtle degrees. Was it pudding wrestling in jockstraps? Was it trying to cross a (assumed to be) frozen over manure pit and falling through? Was it the 100-man moon? Passing out at a party and waking up duct-taped to another man in a compromising position?

Hard to judge. Let's just assume I have you all beat and leave it at that. :p

Actually, pudding wrestling sounds kinda fun.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 20:05
Cleaning up after a helicopter accident where people were flung through the rotor blades and their pieces landed in the trees.

Making sure you get every last bit of intestine that's hanging waaay up there...
Drunk commies deleted
08-12-2005, 20:08
If we're just going with gross disgusting then I gave CPR to a guy who was already dead and below ambient temperature. I knew he wasn't comming back, but his wife was freaking out and it seemed I should try. I put my lips on a dead guy's lips.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 20:09
If we're just going with gross disgusting then I gave mouth to mouth to a guy who was already dead and below ambient temperature. I knew he wasn't comming back, but his wife was freaking out and it seemed I should try.
I refused to do that. I told the other guys, "he fucking shot himself in the head, what good do you think it will do?"
Drunk commies deleted
08-12-2005, 20:19
I refused to do that. I told the other guys, "he fucking shot himself in the head, what good do you think it will do?"
It was preferable to explaining to a distraught woman that her husband was dead. I did it for a few minutes until the ambulance showed up and then I split. I don't deal well with emotional people.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 20:26
If we're just going with gross disgusting then I gave CPR to a guy who was already dead and below ambient temperature. I knew he wasn't comming back, but his wife was freaking out and it seemed I should try. I put my lips on a dead guy's lips.


Dude-thats gay...:p


All kidding aside- your intenetions were admirable.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 20:27
It was preferable to explaining to a distraught woman that her husband was dead. I did it for a few minutes until the ambulance showed up and then I split. I don't deal well with emotional people.
I finally told them that if we touched him, the police would blame us for it. Hence an old friend's famous advice: "If you find a dead body, don't touch nothing."
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 20:29
a group of us ingested a large amount of beer-with red food coloring, then later completely fouled a movie theater bathroom.
Carops
08-12-2005, 20:30
I pushed an elderly person into a swimming pool once to win a bet.... that was kinda low...
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 20:32
Dig around in corpses.

It's only disgusting the first time and stops being disgusting quickly into it, though.

AP Biology in my senior year-our class-all four of us, went to an autopsy. For some reason, it didnt disgust me. I was in the right mind set. It was fascinating. two others couldnt take it.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 20:33
Let's see - low things I've done...

When drunk in summer in Germany, find the nearest convertible (Mercedes or BMW) and puke in it.
Drunk commies deleted
08-12-2005, 20:34
Dude-thats gay...:p


All kidding aside- your intenetions were admirable.
I don't know. My intentions were mainly to avoid having to explain to a frantic woman that her husband wasn't comming back. Doesn't seem admirable to me, just preferable.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 20:35
I don't know. My intentions were mainly to avoid having to explain to a frantic woman that her husband wasn't comming back. Doesn't seem admirable to me, just preferable.

I personally would have chosen to deal with her. But I'm good at that.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 20:37
I pushed an elderly person into a swimming pool once to win a bet.... that was kinda low...

that is pretty low

but if you yanked their pants down first, that would have been disgusting.
Muntoo
08-12-2005, 20:43
This is kind of bad, at least to me.

When I had my miscarriage at 10 weeks I was at home. It ended up happening while I was on the toilet. I was sitting on the toilet because I was bleeding a lot, and my bathroom is all done in white tile, so you do the math. Anyway, the baby went right into the toilet, and I wasn't going to leave him there, so I had to scoop my baby out of the toilet with my hands. It wasn't just disgusting, it was horrifying.

That was a very bad night.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 20:44
This is kind of bad, at least to me.

When I had my miscarriage at 10 weeks I was at home. It ended up happening while I was on the toilet. I was sitting on the toilet because I was bleeding a lot, and my bathroom is all done in white tile, so you do the math. Anyway, the baby went right into the toilet, and I wasn't going to leave him there, so I had to scoop my baby out of the toilet with my hands. It wasn't just disgusting, it was horrifying.

That was a very bad night.
You win.
Drunk commies deleted
08-12-2005, 20:47
This is kind of bad, at least to me.

When I had my miscarriage at 10 weeks I was at home. It ended up happening while I was on the toilet. I was sitting on the toilet because I was bleeding a lot, and my bathroom is all done in white tile, so you do the math. Anyway, the baby went right into the toilet, and I wasn't going to leave him there, so I had to scoop my baby out of the toilet with my hands. It wasn't just disgusting, it was horrifying.

That was a very bad night.
Damn, that's got to be a tough thing to go through.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 20:47
This is kind of bad, at least to me.

When I had my miscarriage at 10 weeks I was at home. It ended up happening while I was on the toilet. I was sitting on the toilet because I was bleeding a lot, and my bathroom is all done in white tile, so you do the math. Anyway, the baby went right into the toilet, and I wasn't going to leave him there, so I had to scoop my baby out of the toilet with my hands. It wasn't just disgusting, it was horrifying.

That was a very bad night.

Not that it helps any, but I think this happens more often than people know. My wife was at 8 weeks. I was at work when it happened. It WAS horrifying.

You do win.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 20:49
Muntoo-how've you been?
I've missed you.
Muntoo
08-12-2005, 20:59
Damn, that's got to be a tough thing to go through.


Yeah, it wasn't pleasant. I'm not normally squeamish, but ever since then I have been. I don't think people were meant to see their children at that stage of development.
Muntoo
08-12-2005, 21:00
Muntoo-how've you been?
I've missed you.

Missed you too, honey! I'll TG you!
Seangolio
08-12-2005, 21:17
I really haven't done anything that disgusting.

However my roommate, whom shall be called the "Doushce" from here on out, masterbated onto my clothes a few days ago. He also threatened me with a baseball bat.

The douche.
Legless Pirates
08-12-2005, 21:27
Clean the ladies' room of the local bar
Jello Biafra
08-12-2005, 21:38
However my roommate, whom shall be called the "Doushce" from here on out, masterbated onto my clothes a few days ago. He also threatened me with a baseball bat.
Um...why?
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 21:57
Most disgusting thing i've ever done?

Masturbated and orgasmed in public during art class in middle school. :D

yes, I was caught after the fact. lol.
Potaria
08-12-2005, 21:59
Most disgusting thing i've ever done?

Masturbated and orgasmed in public during art class in middle school. :D

yes, I was caught after the fact. lol.

Dude.

*grabs a bottle of bleach*
Legless Pirates
08-12-2005, 21:59
Most disgusting thing i've ever done?

Masturbated and orgasmed in public during art class in middle school. :D

yes, I was caught after the fact. lol.
"Interesting shade of white you have there Gene":D
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 21:59
Dude.

*grabs a bottle of bleach*
LMFAO! :D
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 22:08
This is kind of bad, at least to me.

When I had my miscarriage at 10 weeks I was at home. It ended up happening while I was on the toilet. I was sitting on the toilet because I was bleeding a lot, and my bathroom is all done in white tile, so you do the math. Anyway, the baby went right into the toilet, and I wasn't going to leave him there, so I had to scoop my baby out of the toilet with my hands. It wasn't just disgusting, it was horrifying.

That was a very bad night.
Oh, no. :( That sucks. :(
Jello Biafra
08-12-2005, 22:12
Most disgusting thing i've ever done?

Masturbated and orgasmed in public during art class in middle school. :D

yes, I was caught after the fact. lol.I hope no one shook your hand that day...
Automagfreek
08-12-2005, 22:13
I slept with a skank.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 22:15
I slept with a skank.

Just one?
Automagfreek
08-12-2005, 22:18
Just one?

Yes, just one...without a rubber I might add......
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 22:20
Yes, just one...without a rubber I might add......

Again...just one?
Legless Pirates
08-12-2005, 22:21
Again...just one?
Without one rubber:confused:
Automagfreek
08-12-2005, 22:22
Again...just one?

In my mind one skank is one too many, especially without protection.
Qwystyria
08-12-2005, 22:26
Depending on your perspective:

I kissed my best friend on a dare. Trouble was, she was the same gender as me, and her boyfriend was the person who dared us, because he was obessed with lesbianism. Except neither of us were lesbians. To me, this is the most disgusting thing I've ever done.

If you're looking for another sort of thing, I had to clean up my bathtub/floor/toilet in my apartment after the six apartments upstairs had run their sewage into my bathroom all morning. That is, anything that went down a drain in their bathrooms came up the drain in mine, overflowing human "waste" out of the toilet and bathtub and all over the floor. I used an entire gallon of bleach on that room that day, and STILL refused to take a shower or go barefoot in there until I got something stronger to clean with with. *shudder*
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 22:26
In my mind one skank is one too many, especially without protection.
Is she single? :D
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 22:26
In my mind one skank is one too many, especially without protection.

pfft :p
Automagfreek
08-12-2005, 22:29
Is she single? :D

Nah, she left me for a guy she met while playing Resident Evil: Outbreak online. This guy lives in California and I live in Wisconsin.....

My new nickname for her is 'Ole Gangbang.
Cwazybushland
08-12-2005, 22:39
If you think a shower is weird, try a school library. I was in sixth grade, in History we were doing a project, I went to a more secluded area but it was really only like 5 feet away from like 100 people, and if someone looked over the shelf they would have seen me. I did that for ten minutes and was very proud of myself when I didnt get caught.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 22:40
My new nickname for her is 'Ole Gangbang.

We demand pics! :cool:
Qwystyria
08-12-2005, 22:45
You guys talk about masturbating in public as if it were unusual... has anyone had SEX in public where they could've been caught? (There was just a rerun simpsons episode about this the other day...)
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 22:45
Nah, she left me for a guy she met while playing Resident Evil: Outbreak online. This guy lives in California and I live in Wisconsin.....

My new nickname for her is 'Ole Gangbang.
Damn. :(
Seangolio
08-12-2005, 22:49
Um...why?

Friday night I was drunk and did a heinous crime against humanity.

You ready for this?

You sure?

It's terrible.

I passed out... at his desk. With my forehead, get this, on the edge of his desk! Nothing wrecked, nothing broken. Nothing missing(Other than the camera which he has been missing for a few weeks and has conveniently decided to blame me). I passed out. At his desk. I wasn't even doing a damn thing, it was just the closest chair.
Czardas
08-12-2005, 22:51
Performed Level 4 on someone... only to find out afterwards that they hadn't deserved it.

And that wasn't all.
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 22:57
Performed Level 4 on someone... only to find out afterwards that they hadn't deserved it.

And that wasn't all.
What's level 4? :confused:
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 22:57
You guys talk about masturbating in public as if it were unusual... has anyone had SEX in public where they could've been caught? (There was just a rerun simpsons episode about this the other day...)

While at university. On the freshman quad. In a tree.
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 22:57
what is a skank anyway. ive been trying to find out for ages.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 22:59
what is a skank anyway. ive been trying to find out for ages.

:headbang:
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:00
I see. Ina way. a very peculiar way
Qwystyria
08-12-2005, 23:01
While at university. On the freshman quad. In a tree.

That sounds... uncomfortable.
Forfania Gottesleugner
08-12-2005, 23:03
So my college crush who I had been in love with since the first day of college got into a horrible accident. She was burried in the cemetary across the street. Nights passed and I couldnt get her face out of my head. After many nights of not being able to sleep I decided to take my shovel and go to her grave site. It was early in the morning and I started to dig. When I finally reached her casket the excitment overwhelmed me. I wasnt myself. I shuddered and looked down to realize I had already came once. This did not help for my appetite was insatiable. I pried the lid off the casket and there she was. Of course after the time that had passed she was slightly decayed with a hole in her left cheek and a few beetles crawling in and out of her nostrals. Gently I lifted her eyelids and there we were staring into eachother's eyes again. Hers were milky white and gelotinous to the touch. I quickly declothed her and from that point on I was no longer a virgin. :fluffle:
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:03
That sounds... uncomfortable.

Lol
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 23:03
That sounds... uncomfortable.

Nah, found ourselves a nice big branch. ;)
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 23:04
So my college crush who I had been in love with since the first day of college got into a horrible accident. She was burried in the cemetary across the street. Nights passed and I couldnt get her face out of my head. After many nights of not being able to sleep I decided to take my shovel and go to her grave site. It was early in the morning and I started to dig. When I finally reached her casket the excitment overwhelmed me. I wasnt myself. I shuddered and looked down to realize I had already came once. This did not help for my appetite was insatiable. I pried the lid off the casket and there she was. Of course after the time that had passed she was slightly decayed with a hole in her left cheek and a few beetles crawling in and out of her nostrals. Gently I lifted her eyelids and there we were staring into eachother's eyes again. Hers were milky white and gelotinous to the touch. I quickly declothed her and from that point on I was no longer a virgin. :fluffle:

Nice little story... :rolleyes:
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:04
So my college crush who I had been in love with since the first day of college got into a horrible accident. She was burried in the cemetary across the street. Nights passed and I couldnt get her face out of my head. After many nights of not being able to sleep I decided to take my shovel and go to her grave site. It was early in the morning and I started to dig. When I finally reached her casket the excitment overwhelmed me. I wasnt myself. I shuddered and looked down to realize I had already came once. This did not help for my appetite was insatiable. I pried the lid off the casket and there she was. Of course after the time that had passed she was slightly decayed with a hole in her left cheek and a few beetles crawling in and out of her nostrals. Gently I lifted her eyelids and there we were staring into eachother's eyes again. Hers were milky white and gelotinous to the touch. I quickly declothed her and from that point on I was no longer a virgin.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 23:06
So my college crush who I had been in love with since the first day of college got into a horrible accident. She was burried in the cemetary across the street. Nights passed and I couldnt get her face out of my head. After many nights of not being able to sleep I decided to take my shovel and go to her grave site. It was early in the morning and I started to dig. When I finally reached her casket the excitment overwhelmed me. I wasnt myself. I shuddered and looked down to realize I had already came once. This did not help for my appetite was insatiable. I pried the lid off the casket and there she was. Of course after the time that had passed she was slightly decayed with a hole in her left cheek and a few beetles crawling in and out of her nostrals. Gently I lifted her eyelids and there we were staring into eachother's eyes again. Hers were milky white and gelotinous to the touch. I quickly declothed her and from that point on I was no longer a virgin. :fluffle:
:eek:

:fluffle:

:D
Dorksonia
08-12-2005, 23:06
I soaked 4 rolls of toilet paper in a shit-filled toilet, then took them out of the toilet and put them in the freezer. Once they had frozen solid, I threw them out my 4th floor dorm-room window at people as they passed by. I nearly knocked one gal unconscious.
Czardas
08-12-2005, 23:06
What's level 4? :confused:
Well, to put it in perspective, just reading about Level 1 tends to give people nightmares. And that's just the mildest one.
Qwystyria
08-12-2005, 23:08
So my college crush who I had been in love with since the first day of college got into a horrible accident. She was burried in the cemetary across the street. Nights passed and I couldnt get her face out of my head. After many nights of not being able to sleep I decided to take my shovel and go to her grave site. It was early in the morning and I started to dig. When I finally reached her casket the excitment overwhelmed me. I wasnt myself. I shuddered and looked down to realize I had already came once. This did not help for my appetite was insatiable. I pried the lid off the casket and there she was. Of course after the time that had passed she was slightly decayed with a hole in her left cheek and a few beetles crawling in and out of her nostrals. Gently I lifted her eyelids and there we were staring into eachother's eyes again. Hers were milky white and gelotinous to the touch. I quickly declothed her and from that point on I was no longer a virgin. :fluffle:

I'm sorry, but I'm skeptical.
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 23:09
Well, to put it in perspective, just reading about Level 1 tends to give people nightmares. And that's just the mildest one.
What ARE these "levels" you're talking about? :confused:
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:11
Originally Posted by Czardas
Well, to put it in perspective, just reading about Level 1 tends to give people nightmares. And that's just the mildest one.

Is this s'n'm we are talking about or are we talkng about someting completely different
Nykibo
08-12-2005, 23:13
So my college crush who I had been in love with since the first day of college got into a horrible accident. She was burried in the cemetary across the street. Nights passed and I couldnt get her face out of my head. After many nights of not being able to sleep I decided to take my shovel and go to her grave site. It was early in the morning and I started to dig. When I finally reached her casket the excitment overwhelmed me. I wasnt myself. I shuddered and looked down to realize I had already came once. This did not help for my appetite was insatiable. I pried the lid off the casket and there she was. Of course after the time that had passed she was slightly decayed with a hole in her left cheek and a few beetles crawling in and out of her nostrals. Gently I lifted her eyelids and there we were staring into eachother's eyes again. Hers were milky white and gelotinous to the touch. I quickly declothed her and from that point on I was no longer a virgin. :fluffle:


Eww... Necrophilia! Seriously, that sounds like an excerpt from one sick ass novel you wrote. :(
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:14
I tied a man too a bed and left him there feeding him on vitamin pills for a year. he was so hungry he ate his own tongue. by the time he had finally gone completely mad his skin was rotting but he was still alive.
Czardas
08-12-2005, 23:15
Is this s'n'm we are talking about or are we talkng about someting completely different
No, it's not S&M, but it's not too different. These are examples of SIT.
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:15
actulaly no Im watching Seven and hes just got too that part.
New Stalinberg
08-12-2005, 23:16
If you think a shower is weird, try a school library. I was in sixth grade, in History we were doing a project, I went to a more secluded area but it was really only like 5 feet away from like 100 people, and if someone looked over the shelf they would have seen me. I did that for ten minutes and was very proud of myself when I didnt get caught.

Why would you do that!?
Nykibo
08-12-2005, 23:17
Whoa, we were talking about normal gross stuff (Public Masturbation), not gross illegal stuff... (Illegal Exhumation, Necrophilia, Kidnapping, Toture...) I'd scream for Mod-Help is I wasnt so disgusted... :)
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 23:17
So my college crush who I had been in love with since the first day of college got into a horrible accident. She was burried in the cemetary across the street. Nights passed and I couldnt get her face out of my head. After many nights of not being able to sleep I decided to take my shovel and go to her grave site. It was early in the morning and I started to dig. When I finally reached her casket the excitment overwhelmed me. I wasnt myself. I shuddered and looked down to realize I had already came once. This did not help for my appetite was insatiable. I pried the lid off the casket and there she was. Of course after the time that had passed she was slightly decayed with a hole in her left cheek and a few beetles crawling in and out of her nostrals. Gently I lifted her eyelids and there we were staring into eachother's eyes again. Hers were milky white and gelotinous to the touch. I quickly declothed her and from that point on I was no longer a virgin. :fluffle:

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/birgittroll01.gif
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:18
Most disgusting thing ive ever done is cutting my skin.

We were in a science class doing a practical on rocks. OOO interesting. so i got the obsideon. used by the aztecs to make weapons and saw if i could write my name on my hand without wincing. guess what. It worked but for the next 2 days my hand was in excruciating pain.
Nykibo
08-12-2005, 23:18
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/birgittroll01.gif

Gross... Haha...:p
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:22
Oh the fun boys can have without gtting noticed.

you can jerk off most places without anyone knoing thill they touch the gooey white mixture of "bleach".
Dorksonia
08-12-2005, 23:22
I'm sorry, but I'm skeptical.

I am too! To begin with, morticians (I am one) sew the eyelids shut, since the eyeball fluid, which is gelatanous, begins to solidify immediately upon death. The eyeball itself shrinks in size (similar to a grape becoming a raisin), ends up only about 1/3 to 1/2 it's normal life-size. An eyeball sized, crescent shaped plastic lid called an eye pallet is inserted inside the eyelid to give the illusion that the eye is still there and beloved is "sleeping". The insertion of this false plastic piece makes it imperative that you sew the eyelids shut, or they would certainly open.

Secondly, in horrific accidents we frequently also sew things like the lips shut, since skull and skeletal distortion due to the original trauma may make the bones "settle" somewhat in the casket, forcing certain things open.

There is simply too much evidence to disprove his story.

But......it sings!
Czardas
08-12-2005, 23:25
Most disgusting thing ive ever done is cutting my skin.
That isn't particularly disgusting. I've done it myself. I was walking on a concrete sidewalk when I tripped over a rock... :p

Seriously, though: I understand that you mean "cutting it yourself"... but that isn't particularly disgusting either...
Nykibo
08-12-2005, 23:25
I am too! To begin with, morticians (I am one) sew the eyelids shut, since the eyeball fluid, which is gelatanous, begins to solidify immediately upon death. The eyeball itself shrinks in size (similar to a grape becoming a raisin), ends up only about 1/3 to 1/2 it's normal life-size. An eyeball sized, crescent shaped plastic lid called an eye pallet is inserted inside the eyelid to give the illusion that the eye is still there and beloved is "sleeping". The insertion of this false plastic piece makes it imperative that you sew the eyelids shut, or they would certainly open.

Secondly, in horrific accidents we frequently also sew things like the lips shut, since skull and skeletal distortion due to the original trauma may make the bones "settle" somewhat in the casket, forcing certain things open.

There is simply too much evidence to disprove his story.

But......it sings!

Thank you for discrediting this... :) The things people make up... :rolleyes:
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:27
There are other things ive done which are disgusting. Ive bullied the living daylights out of people I dont like. i find that disgutsing but by disgusting i thought you meant unnaturally weird
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:29
I did go out with my friend and shoot a pheasant with a bow and arrow. It wasnt too strong so it didnt die. I had to kill it with a penknife. I hated that but it was the best thing to do.
Hellabent
08-12-2005, 23:29
headbang:

I have been lurking but hadn't posted anything... I never really intended to, but I like questions like these because they are so horrid and socially unacceptable- much like myself.

So the most disgusting thing I have ever done was to have a baby. Yeah yeah- miracle of birth whatever. It. Was. Gross. Mucus plugs, water breaking, hemorrhoids, involuntary pooping, snot bubbles, drooling- that was pretty disgusting, alright.
Forfania Gottesleugner
08-12-2005, 23:30
I am too! To begin with, morticians (I am one) sew the eyelids shut, since the eyeball fluid, which is gelatanous, begins to solidify immediately upon death. The eyeball itself shrinks in size (similar to a grape becoming a raisin), ends up only about 1/3 to 1/2 it's normal life-size. An eyeball sized, crescent shaped plastic lid called an eye pallet is inserted inside the eyelid to give the illusion that the eye is still there and beloved is "sleeping". The insertion of this false plastic piece makes it imperative that you sew the eyelids shut, or they would certainly open.

Secondly, in horrific accidents we frequently also sew things like the lips shut, since skull and skeletal distortion due to the original trauma may make the bones "settle" somewhat in the casket, forcing certain things open.

There is simply too much evidence to disprove his story.

But......it sings!

Those are details only a necrophealiac could know! Marry me. ;)

By the way that story isn't half as nasty as the people who actually masterbate in libraries and on school buses. What the hell is wrong with you, you need help. And public sex is not worse than public masterbation at all. Public masterbation is just creepy and probably a sign you will become some sort of fucked up stalker character.
Hellicar
08-12-2005, 23:31
what is the most disgusting thing you have ever done?

mine would be masturbating in the public shower (as in group shower on wall type area) I was alone and the running shower covered up any noise

I did leave some residue because I wanted to get out of there ASAP so feel free to mention if you encountered that

note : I just found out how to change thread title on the forum :D

I was having extra marital relations with a girl, in her anus, and i really needed to piss, couldn't hold it in so i just started pissing whilst inside her. i pretended that i had came and went back home
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:32
if you have sex with someone publically it beeter than wanking off. mainly cause if you wank offit indicates your a loner with no friends
Nykibo
08-12-2005, 23:33
Those are details only a necrophealiac could know! Marry me. ;)

By the way that story isn't half as nasty as the people who actually masterbate in libraries and on school buses. What the hell is wrong with you, you need help. And public sex is not worse than public masterbation at all. Public masterbation is just creepy and probably a sign you will become some sort of fucked up stalker character.

Ok, slow down dude, you are one sick puppy. Masturbating in public when you were a kid is alot less worse than commiting an actual crime that is more widely frowned upon.
Forfania Gottesleugner
08-12-2005, 23:33
Thank you for discrediting this... :) The things people make up... :rolleyes:

.....are you serious
didn't know you only wanted serious posts about 12 year olds masterbating in public
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:33
You cant piss with your dick in a girl. that ius shocking. Didnt she realise that there was yellow liquid dripping out her ass
Czardas
08-12-2005, 23:33
Thank you for discrediting this... :) The things people make up... :rolleyes:
Also, I just have to say... the part about the beetles... they don't spontaneously generate, and it would take them a lot longer to chew through the casket... :rolleyes:
Nykibo
08-12-2005, 23:37
Also, I just have to say... the part about the beetles... they don't spontaneously generate, and it would take them a lot longer to chew through the casket... :rolleyes:

Exactly, you dont need to be a mortician or an anything to figure that out.
The Similized world
08-12-2005, 23:37
I once wrapped up some dog shit & sent it express to the local nazi headquarters. That was pretty disgusting. Still, I can't say I wouldn't do it again.

About 8 years ago, I gave a couple of my friends a jar of disgusting brown sauce. It was sort of an internal joke thing. Anyway... They gave it to another hapless sucker next year. And so on. I got it back last year. Now it's sitting in my freezer, waiting to be returned to the original recipients.
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:38
:p Spontaneously generating beetles?

"Ahh its coming out the walls. Run run save your self. Beetle grabs leg and pulls you back too its lair"
Forfania Gottesleugner
08-12-2005, 23:38
Also, I just have to say... the part about the beetles... they don't spontaneously generate, and it would take them a lot longer to chew through the casket... :rolleyes:

Hahah what the hell is wrong with you people. Get over yourselves you act like it was a post impersonating a soldier in Iraq or something and you caught the inconsistancies and your so dissapointed that someone would do that. If you see a joke post about necrophelia in a grossest things thread and your first instinct is to be indignant that it isn't true you need to take a step back, and get some help.
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:40
Hahah what the hell is wrong with you people. Get over yourselves you act like it was a post impersonating a soldier in Iraq or something and you caught the inconsistancies and your so dissapointed that someone would do that. If you see a joke post about necrophelia in a grossest things thread and your first instinct is to be indignant that it isn't true you need to take a step back, and get some help.

So you believe this person. God dont have a go at us. most people dont go around admitting they fuck dead girls
Nykibo
08-12-2005, 23:40
I once wrapped up some dog shit & sent it express to the local nazi headquarters. That was pretty disgusting. Still, I can't say I wouldn't do it again.

About 8 years ago, I gave a couple of my friends a jar of disgusting brown sauce. It was sort of an internal joke thing. Anyway... They gave it to another hapless sucker next year. And so on. I got it back last year. Now it's sitting in my freezer, waiting to be returned to the original recipients.

Haha :D That reminds me of a prank I tried once. My friends and I put some shit in a bag, and took it to a neighbors house. We lit it on fire and rang the doorbell and hid behind a bush. The guy came out and thought he was so smart, he actually said, "Damn kids, wont get me!" And stomped on it to put the fire out. Peek-a-poo! That has to be the most funny & disgusting thing I ever did. :D :eek:
Dorksonia
08-12-2005, 23:41
Those are details only a necrophealiac could know! Marry me. ;)

By the way that story isn't half as nasty as the people who actually masterbate in libraries and on school buses. What the hell is wrong with you, you need help. And public sex is not worse than public masterbation at all. Public masterbation is just creepy and probably a sign you will become some sort of fucked up stalker character.

Personally, I liked your story best of all. But, hey I deal with this stuff every day and had to expose the flaws in the story so the next time you tell it, you can be more correct. You're right, floggin' the monkey in public is sick......unless someone's doing it for you!
The Similized world
08-12-2005, 23:42
Hahah what the hell is wrong with you people. Get over yourselves you act like it was a post impersonating a soldier in Iraq or something and you caught the inconsistancies and your so dissapointed that someone would do that. If you see a joke post about necrophelia in a grossest things thread and your first instinct is to be indignant that it isn't true you need to take a step back, and get some help.
Well, I thought it was pretty damn funny. I guess most NSGers don't have a sense of humour. Or maybe you just struck some latent necrophiliac nerve?
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:43
exaclty. YOu dont just say. i fucked my dead girlfriend. Or maybe you do lol
Forfania Gottesleugner
08-12-2005, 23:48
So you believe this person. God dont have a go at us. most people dont go around admitting they fuck dead girls


.....once again I am amazed. Dorksonia's post was just an interesting and informative comment on the story. You on the other hand..what are you talking about. If you have trouble reading I wrote the original post I was talking about sooo do I believe it? I dont' know that is a pretty ridiculous question since I was just commenting on how people are actually upset that it wasn't true. It was a blatently obvious joke post in a strange thread, how can you not be able to tell the difference between joking and reality and why would people be upset that it wasn't the truth?

"Admitting they fuck dead girls"? When the road runner fools the coyote into running off a cliff to you cry for his family?
Richardsky
08-12-2005, 23:50
I dont think people are that upset tht you didnt fuck a dead girl.

And the bit about the cayote. Could I care less about death. Its natural in every way.
Drake Gryphonhearth
08-12-2005, 23:57
I tied a man too a bed and left him there feeding him on vitamin pills for a year. he was so hungry he ate his own tongue. by the time he had finally gone completely mad his skin was rotting but he was still alive.

Wait a second.
Why does the number 'seven' come to my mind?

I once forced a man to eat untill his gut burst open. There was tomato sauce all over the place. :rolleyes:
Czardas
08-12-2005, 23:58
And the bit about the cayote. Could I care less about death. Its natural in every way.
I agree. I don't see why death is such a big deal. Personally, I've died so many times I'm used to it by now. Why do people make such a fuss?
Drake Gryphonhearth
09-12-2005, 00:01
I agree. I don't see why death is such a big deal. Personally, I've died so many times I'm used to it by now. Why do people make such a fuss?

I know. A rod of ressurection isn't all that expensive, considering the number of charges it contains.
Forfania Gottesleugner
09-12-2005, 00:02
I dont think people are that upset tht you didnt fuck a dead girl.

And the bit about the cayote. Could I care less about death. Its natural in every way.

Haha what. The point was you can't tell fiction from fact. And since that is a cartoon and there is no death involved I'd have to say you are officially hopeless. Czardas seems to like to jump on your bandwagon as well so I don't even know what to make of his comment. I'm just going to assume he doesn't read the other posts.
Evilness and Chaos
09-12-2005, 00:09
My Dad claims that while studying medicine he once played a game of Rugby with some other medical students.

That's not too disgusting I guess.

Did I mention that the ball they used was actually someone's liver? :D
Sirocco
09-12-2005, 00:09
http://siroccothemod.blogspot.com/2005/11/will-those-of-sensitive-nature-please.html
Iraqnipuss
09-12-2005, 00:19
http://siroccothemod.blogspot.com/2005/11/will-those-of-sensitive-nature-please.html

i helped my grandma and dad lance the boil on a rams scrotum once.
sounds like you had a pretty similar experience, just mine wasn't as personal :(
The Similized world
09-12-2005, 00:22
http://siroccothemod.blogspot.com/2005/11/will-those-of-sensitive-nature-please.html
.....

I wish I hadn't read that.
Call to power
09-12-2005, 00:23
SNIP

strangely squeezing a massive spot sounds like fun (but not in that area)

about 50% of NS'ers will find this disgusting

I am eating marmite!
Espopalonia
09-12-2005, 00:26
You guys talk about masturbating in public as if it were unusual... has anyone had SEX in public where they could've been caught? (There was just a rerun simpsons episode about this the other day...)

A couple in the middle of a food-court type place well... they started going at it.
Then a herd of DJ's for the radio station WCYY spotted them, after they all started laughing and cat calling, the couple stopped. Oh I do love that station. Best place for bestiality, public sex, and gigantic snowman suites.
Quincys
09-12-2005, 01:08
the most disgusting thing I ever do?

walking into my highschool's boys' locker room
Automagfreek
09-12-2005, 01:53
We demand pics! :cool:

Have fun, 'Ole Gangbang herself.

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/3667/picture125ki.jpg
http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/1307/picture5309yt.jpg
http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/2897/homecoming01400uh.jpg
Myrmidonisia
09-12-2005, 02:08
When laying out bodies for an anatomy class, take a large can of beans and heat it up (open of course). Place in the abdominal cavity of a corpse, and when students start filing into the room, spoon up the beans and eat (it works better if there are two of you ravenously eating).

Makes people pass out at the door.
Then there's always the Great Santini thing. Pretend to vomit a can of cream-of-anything soup, then invite your willing friends to chow down on it.
Ham-o
09-12-2005, 02:33
I pushed an elderly person into a swimming pool once to win a bet.... that was kinda low...
WOW. You suck. Hahaha
The Plutonian Empire
09-12-2005, 02:34
Have fun, 'Ole Gangbang herself.

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/3667/picture125ki.jpg
http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/1307/picture5309yt.jpg
http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/2897/homecoming01400uh.jpg
Yup. Definitely bangable :cool: :fluffle: :D
The Blaatschapen
09-12-2005, 02:36
what is the most disgusting thing you have ever done?

Well, the problem is that if I write that down, I'll probably get forum banned :p
The South Islands
09-12-2005, 02:36
I stuck a carrot up my anus.

And then I ate it.
Call to power
09-12-2005, 02:42
http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/2897/homecoming01400uh.jpg

HS! the evil owner of Pepsi finally been revealed grab your pitchforks supplied by coca-cola its time for a lynching *shakes out of haunting vision of living in the South*

I would bang anyone who poses in front of vending machines;) "yes that will stop me looking like I'm not contemplating waking off those pictures”
Smunkeeville
09-12-2005, 02:43
I just remembered that I puked on my husband once, I was trying to get out of bed to go to the bathroom to do it, but the shortest route was to crawl over him, only it wasn't short enough I guess, because I ended up puking on him.


I felt sooo bad, I was crying, he never got mad though, he took me to the shower helped me clean up, he took a shower, made me a place to lay on the couch, made me a puke bucket, cleaned up the bed, and then made me comfortable. He never mentioned it again, he stayed up with me all night, held my hair back brought me water and everything.
Ham-o
09-12-2005, 02:46
I give a round of applause to everyone who masturbates in public. Golly would that be fun. ahahah
The Plutonian Empire
09-12-2005, 02:51
I would bang anyone who poses in front of vending machines;) "yes that will stop me looking like I'm not contemplating waking off those pictures”
Is there something about posing in front of vending machines that turns someone on? Just curious.
Neo Mishakal
09-12-2005, 02:52
Most disgusting thing I have ever done...


masturbated in a public bathroom at a camp ground... at the urinal.

nuff said.
Czardas
09-12-2005, 02:53
Well, the problem is that if I write that down, I'll probably get forum banned :p
That makes two of us. ;)
The South Islands
09-12-2005, 03:02
That makes two of us. ;)

Then tell at the Harem! ;)
The Similized world
09-12-2005, 03:06
I just remembered that I puked on my husband once, I was trying to get out of bed to go to the bathroom to do it, but the shortest route was to crawl over him, only it wasn't short enough I guess, because I ended up puking on him.


I felt sooo bad, I was crying, he never got mad though, he took me to the shower helped me clean up, he took a shower, made me a place to lay on the couch, made me a puke bucket, cleaned up the bed, and then made me comfortable. He never mentioned it again, he stayed up with me all night, held my hair back brought me water and everything.
Reminds me..
Back when I was a teenager, I invited a cute girl to a party. We all got very, very drunk, and she got just a bit more buggered than she could handle. So, I grabbed a hold of her, intending to get her outside for some fresh air.

I don't know exactly what she was trying, but instead of just letting me help her outside, she clung to me, almost knocking me over. As I tried to regain balance, she shot a stream of hot puke over my shoulder. Thankfully most of it ended up on the floor & not on my leatherjacket. Anyway, I got her outside, and after a few minutes I got her a taxi (she wanted to go home).

Now the reason I remember this so clearly, is because when I went back in to clean my jacket & get some more beer, I was assaulted by a whole bunch of drunken mates, yelling their heads off about disgusting, prolly dying, girls & living puke. Eventually I got to see what they were babbling about.
The lovely stream of poke she'd sent shooting over my shoulder, was full of 3" worms. Seriously, it was a living, writhing mess.

...And I got the honour of cleaning it up. My guest, my mess, or something like that. I'm very glad I was too drunk to really think about it.
Grainne Ni Malley
09-12-2005, 03:32
1)Cleaning up a massively abnormal amount of puppy diarrhea from an already brown carpet and accidentally stepping in it barefoot.

2)Digesting a larvae "snack". Did you know these things come in pizza flavor?

3)During the time frame that my boyfriend was a practicing alcoholic, I was puked on no less than three times, as well as pissed on once when he was sleepwalking and mistook our bed for the bathroom. I went to my mother's for a week after that one.

4)Cleaning up a pet rat that was turned inside out by our other pet rats.

5)I ended up having to go to the bathroom while running around town with some friends and, after being rejected by several different public places, I finally landed at a grocery store. I ran desperately to the back only to find that the women's facilities were unavailable. I will skip the details, but let's just say I clogged a men's room toilet.

There's more, but I think I've already revealed too much.
The South Islands
09-12-2005, 03:35
Ew.
Perkeleenmaa
09-12-2005, 04:04
When I was in school, I fell over in a trench between a field and a spot of lawn onto which people take their dogs to poop. My hand hit a turd. Now, usually, this wouldn't be such a terrible problem, but the toilet I could use had run out of soap. The smell just doesn't go away with water.

Not really qualifying, but in the school, one stupid girl asked me what I'm doing, and I said: "I'm wondering whether I should burp or fart." No more stupid questions from that girl again, as you'd imagine...

I heard someone pooped in the boy's P.E. locker room in the school I went to. That's a great way to spread anarchy.
The Similized world
09-12-2005, 04:22
Not really qualifying, but in the school, one stupid girl asked me what I'm doing, and I said: "I'm wondering whether I should burp or fart." No more stupid questions from that girl again, as you'd imagine...Back when I was in school, people constantly asked me how I got my hair up. My standard answers were "I get off to a pic of your mum when I wake up & do my hair with my cum" & "Rat sperm".I heard someone pooped in the boy's P.E. locker room in the school I went to. That's a great way to spread anarchy.Forgive my ignorance, but what does shitting in a locker have to do with anarchism?
Xadelaide
09-12-2005, 04:47
Rat sperm? Baha LOLz.

I haven't really done anything disgusting. Most of the disgusting stuff I've had to do was because of my cat. I've had to clean up dead rats, birds, butterflies and skinks (lizards), but the most disgusting thing was when I caught Sylvie (my cat) disembowelling a poor innocent bird in my living room. I then had to pick it up in a towel and put it in the compost bin. I still love Sylvie, though.:D :D :D
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2005, 04:58
Forgive my ignorance, but what does shitting in a locker have to do with anarchism?

I agree. I've put exploding poop bombs in lockers and they had nothing to do with anarchy.

It's all about the poop. *nod*
The Jovian Moons
09-12-2005, 05:02
So my college crush who I had been in love with since the first day of college got into a horrible accident. She was burried in the cemetary across the street. Nights passed and I couldnt get her face out of my head. After many nights of not being able to sleep I decided to take my shovel and go to her grave site. It was early in the morning and I started to dig. When I finally reached her casket the excitment overwhelmed me. I wasnt myself. I shuddered and looked down to realize I had already came once. This did not help for my appetite was insatiable. I pried the lid off the casket and there she was. Of course after the time that had passed she was slightly decayed with a hole in her left cheek and a few beetles crawling in and out of her nostrals. Gently I lifted her eyelids and there we were staring into eachother's eyes again. Hers were milky white and gelotinous to the touch. I quickly declothed her and from that point on I was no longer a virgin. :fluffle:

Holy f*ck.... :eek:
The Plutonian Empire
09-12-2005, 05:11
Holy f*ck.... :eek:
Heheh. Relax. It was a JOKE post. :)
Aerou
09-12-2005, 05:26
Dig around in corpses.

It's only disgusting the first time and stops being disgusting quickly into it, though.

Agreed. I was throughly fascinated the first time :).
Antikythera
09-12-2005, 06:19
Reminds me..
Back when I was a teenager, I invited a cute girl to a party. We all got very, very drunk, and she got just a bit more buggered than she could handle. So, I grabbed a hold of her, intending to get her outside for some fresh air.

I don't know exactly what she was trying, but instead of just letting me help her outside, she clung to me, almost knocking me over. As I tried to regain balance, she shot a stream of hot puke over my shoulder. Thankfully most of it ended up on the floor & not on my leatherjacket. Anyway, I got her outside, and after a few minutes I got her a taxi (she wanted to go home).

Now the reason I remember this so clearly, is because when I went back in to clean my jacket & get some more beer, I was assaulted by a whole bunch of drunken mates, yelling their heads off about disgusting, prolly dying, girls & living puke. Eventually I got to see what they were babbling about.
The lovely stream of poke she'd sent shooting over my shoulder, was full of 3" worms. Seriously, it was a living, writhing mess.

...And I got the honour of cleaning it up. My guest, my mess, or something like that. I'm very glad I was too drunk to really think about it.

that is foul
Megaloria
09-12-2005, 06:29
I wouldn't call eating sixteen grilled-cheese sandwiches in one sitting disgusting, considering the amount of canoeing I did immediatley beforehand, but you lot might think differently.
Vaitupu
09-12-2005, 06:43
http://siroccothemod.blogspot.com/2005/11/will-those-of-sensitive-nature-please.html
Now if only hallmark made an appropriate card for that.

It's really hard to judge what was the most disgusting. There are so many subtle degrees. Was it pudding wrestling in jockstraps? Was it trying to cross a (assumed to be) frozen over manure pit and falling through? Was it the 100-man moon? Passing out at a party and waking up duct-taped to another man in a compromising position?

Hard to judge. Let's just assume I have you all beat and leave it at that. :p
I don't know if it disturbs me more that you've done all 4 of those, or the fact that I've done 3 of them...

sadly, I've yet to experiance the manure pit.

hmm...okay, something that might top.

When I was little, I went into my parents room feeling sick. My dad asked me what was wrong. I vomited on my mothers feet. My dad asked if I felt better. I said yes and went back to bed.


no? okay, how about this.

for 2 weeks at dinner, we passed around a cup and would each spit in it. Mind you, this is 10-15 people who had all eaten and not brushed since morning. Every night, we would freeze it, and bring it back to dinner. Okay. so, I had about 60 dining points left on the last weekend of school, so we bought $60 worth of chips and fried foods and other shit. We had to eat untill it was all gone or untill someone vomited. there were 4 of us, 2 guys 2 girls, so either was possible. I wanted sleep, so I decided to do what I could to make the girls puke (they already felt sick). So, I pulled out the cup of spit, and nuked it to melt it. I then proceeded to attempt to drink it. I say attempt because when i tipped the cup back to swallow what I had taken, the spit stayed together and pulled up out of my throat and back into the cup (think egg whites). The smell was kinda like the smell of vomit. Oddly, that is also what it induced from my friend.


In conclusion, I fear I may lose this, but bring it on LG (not to mention, I have the feeling you're holding out on us)
M3rcenaries
09-12-2005, 07:18
Back in those good ol days of middle school some stupid kid at my table came up with teh idea of "nasty drinks". Pretty much watever sh!t we could find in a styrofoam cup. Well any hoo, one day the school was serving brownies, so my friend bought some brownies and a snapple iced tea, along with barbeque sauce and some otehr pleasantries. Now most "nasty drinks" were drunken on bets involving money, except those in a high league of gross-ness. THis won grossest.
So we assemebeled the ingreidants and started by emptying half the snapple bottle, and smushing a peice of chocalate cake in tehre. Water was then added along with barbeque sauce. Then the brownie was mixed in a seperate container until it remsembeled thick, chunky crap. It was horrible
it was added to the bottle of snapple, and as the top was slowly turned on the horrible brown chunky mixture oozed over the sides. It was horrible. My stomach became queezy and I felt like i was going to puke. One kid at our table took the thing outside to recess, where he poured it into cookie bags. He threw one such bag at this fat kid, and it exploaded by him. He immiediatly puked up his entire lunch. More bombs were thrown, and it was horrible.

Other noteworthy concoctions include one that actualy produced a scientific reaction. A white thick liquid appeared on the top of the cup.
O yah. and chugging sugar lite (http://www.discountcoffee.com/images/crystallight2goraspberryice.jpg)raw. 3 packs. 100% gaurentee to throw up red.
The Similized world
09-12-2005, 07:29
Now if only hallmark made an appropriate card for that.

<Snip>

I don't know if it disturbs me more that you've done all 4 of those, or the fact that I've done 3 of them...

<Snip>
Nasty. So nasty. I didn't spot LG's post until now, but I too have tried 3 of the 4. Dunno if I should have admitted that.

I didn't actually wake up duct-taped to someone though. I woke up 'cos the guy I was in bed with (no idea how either one of us got there) suddenly kneed my groin. That's an extrodinarily unpleasant way to wake up to a massive hangover, especially when you're stripped to your underwear & the guy who just woke you up so gently, holds you lovingly (and fairly tight) in his arms.
Anyway, I promptly tried to push the sleeping menace away. I shouldn't have though, because shoving him made him throw up. In my face.
I came very, very close to killing him right then. It was even my bed.
Vaitupu
09-12-2005, 08:03
Nasty. So nasty. I didn't spot LG's post until now, but I too have tried 3 of the 4. Dunno if I should have admitted that.

I didn't actually wake up duct-taped to someone though. I woke up 'cos the guy I was in bed with (no idea how either one of us got there) suddenly kneed my groin. That's an extrodinarily unpleasant way to wake up to a massive hangover, especially when you're stripped to your underwear & the guy who just woke you up so gently, holds you lovingly (and fairly tight) in his arms.
Anyway, I promptly tried to push the sleeping menace away. I shouldn't have though, because shoving him made him throw up. In my face.
I came very, very close to killing him right then. It was even my bed.
you may win for this one...

I was inn boxer briefs, the other guy in boxers...I was duct taped to be spooning with him (WHY AM I ADMITTING TO THIS?!) and had my hand taped just above his crotch with the fingers under his waistband...on the plus side, I wasn't the one who had duct tape on his happy trail...and I was the big spoon. but damn if those pictures don't come back to haunt me still.

Moral of the story? If you feel like you are going to pass out, take your shoes off.
Murderous maniacs
09-12-2005, 08:23
let it suffice to say that i'm surprised that there are still girls who are willing to be around me after i've had a few drinks
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2005, 08:42
Moral of the story? If you feel like you are going to pass out, take your shoes off.

Words to live by. *nods knowingly*

We were more or less mummified with duct-tape front-to-front. Naked. Dangly bits pressing together. SInce he was like, nine inches taller than me, my head resting against his chest.

He woke up first. I woke up soon after when he tried to sit up and almost snapped my spine.

You want grosser? You think I'm holding back?

I joined a fraternity in college before I went into the Navy. I decided not to rejoin after the military. But for pledge initiation...

...Imagine nine guys jerking off onto a saltine cracker. WHoever finishes last, has to eat the cracker. :eek:
Vaitupu
09-12-2005, 09:30
...Imagine nine guys jerking off onto a saltine cracker. WHoever finishes last, has to eat the cracker. :eek:
ookie cookie. I wont elaborate on how I know the actual name of this game.

How about naked DDR contests? hmm...thats not really gross.

um...wait...I had a great one earlier. WHAT WAS IT?!
wait..did you finish last?

damn it...what was it?

edit:
I cant think of that really good one, but I did think of this one.

so we are going to the dining hall to get food. I'm only in boxers. dont ask why. I forget. Anyway, we're walking past the RA office and security guards, and my friends pants me. Most people would, ya know, pull them back up. Me? I tackle my friends and gave one of them a roman helmet.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2005, 09:51
ookie cookie. I wont elaborate on how I know the actual name of this game.

How about naked DDR contests? hmm...thats not really gross.

um...wait...I had a great one earlier. WHAT WAS IT?!
wait..did you finish last?

damn it...what was it?

edit:
I cant think of that really good one, but I did think of this one.

so we are going to the dining hall to get food. I'm only in boxers. dont ask why. I forget. Anyway, we're walking past the RA office and security guards, and my friends pants me. Most people would, ya know, pull them back up. Me? I tackle my friends and gave one of them a roman helmet.

YAY! :D
Alexandria Quatriem
09-12-2005, 19:56
i was the only guy helping out at my church's preschooler weekend. this wouldn't have been a problem, except 5 little boys nearly simultaneously craped themselves, pissed themselves, decided to take their pants off to make them clean again, and refused to stand and walk anywhere, least of all to the bathroom. being hte only guy, i had to carry all 5 smelly, filthy, naked, dripping, screaming and protesting boys to the bathroom to get them all cleaned up, each of them before the rest of them, without letting any of them leave. tiny penis+crap+piss is unpleasant when it's the only thing you have to hold onto, and you can't let go. i think i win.:D
Vaitupu
09-12-2005, 19:58
YAY! :D
haha...you didn't answer if you won or lost ookie cookie...which kinda scares me.

I'm curious what other stories someone as devious as you may be holding back. And I still can't think of that really good one dammit.
The Tribes Of Longton
09-12-2005, 20:05
It depends how you define disgusting. I once took a shit, in the middle of the main road in my home city, at 3am. The police nearly saw me, too. Plus, I was obviously sans loo roll; thank god it was a ghost shit.
Pure Metal
09-12-2005, 20:12
It depends how you define disgusting. I once took a shit, in the middle of the main road in my home city, at 3am. The police nearly saw me, too. Plus, I was obviously sans loo roll; thank god it was a ghost shit.
:p what was the definitions of different types of shit again? there was a post on here aaaaages ago about it... man i just remembered that! :p :D


ah, most disgusting thing for me... either pissing in a bottle at download festival and subsequently throwing it over my head (i was drunk and it wasn't entirely my idea)

i've crapped myself wearing a white dressing gown and no boxers before, when really quite ill... that was disgusting :D

and i've bled assblood all over a hospital bed before, and fuck me that stank worse than any shit i've ever smelt... the whole ward was wretching :p
(in hospital for an op... don't ask :eek: )


hmm... most of these seem to involve me soiling myself in some way :p
Ancient Valyria
09-12-2005, 20:50
my fat ex-girlfriend
Gheneb
09-12-2005, 21:30
I was tied up by my girlfriend and sodomised with a carrot while drunk....
The Tribes Of Longton
09-12-2005, 21:39
hmm... most of these seem to involve me soiling myself in some way :p
OMG, you just reminded me of my only food poisoning experiences. First, when I was 12, I woke up because I was doing these really pleasing, warm farts. They were great, for some reason, and I was lying on my front. Only when I rolled over, only to find myself swimming in faecal matter, did I stop voluntarily farting. :(

Second time I was 15 and staying with my family over Christmas. I'd made sausage sandwiches for lunch. Apparently they didn't agree with me. After some copious vomiting I felt better; only when walking upstairs to bed, liquid poo dribbled down both trouser legs.

I think the third time did the most damage, though. I had a pizza for my tea from the local (and very reputable) pizzeria. At 6am the next morning, I was violently sick on my floor and a little bit on my bed. I cleaned that up, only to vomit again half an hour later (this time on the way to the bathroom). I vomited for the next two hours, then dry-retched for about 5 hours after. Again, I felt better only to be attacked by the shits. Whilst lying on our family sofa.

We had to get a new sofa :(
Vaitupu
09-12-2005, 22:08
LG...you're from connecticut, no? Did you listen to Dee Snider Radio? (I promise this will be relevant to the thread)
Muntoo
09-12-2005, 22:22
Heh, the nasty drink reminds me of a contest my high school had during 'Spirit Week'. One of our biology teachers would make up the recipe for The Ugly Drink and the people who volunteered for the contest would take the biggest swig of the drink that they could, run to the other end of the gym and spit it into a big jar. When time was up, whoever had the jar with the most 'liquid' in it would win. If you vomited, you were disqualified. It still amazes me that people would volunteer for this. The drink had stuff in it like guava nectar, pickled pigs feet, Tabasco sauce, saurkraut, toothpaste, cream of asparagus soup, etc.

Ugh.
The Plutonian Empire
09-12-2005, 22:26
Heh, the nasty drink reminds me of a contest my high school had during 'Spirit Week'. One of our biology teachers would make up the recipe for The Ugly Drink and the people who volunteered for the contest would take the biggest swig of the drink that they could, run to the other end of the gym and spit it into a big jar. When time was up, whoever had the jar with the most 'liquid' in it would win. If you vomited, you were disqualified. It still amazes me that people would volunteer for this. The drink had stuff in it like guava nectar, pickled pigs feet, Tabasco sauce, saurkraut, toothpaste, cream of asparagus soup, etc.

Ugh.
Democracy in action. :D
Carnivorous Lickers
09-12-2005, 22:34
A whole bunch of us chartered a bus to go deep sea fishing down at the shore years ago. 30 something guys and as many cases of beer.
Halfway down the Garden State Parkway, my bladder is burstin gand we're sitting in traffic after a toll. I go to the front of the bus and tell the driver to let me off-Ill piss on the roadside and then catch up. (traffic was till)
One of the guys in the front said "here-go in this" and handed me a quart Snapple bottle, which I proceeded to fill in plain view of everyone on the bus, hooting and hollering. I asked him for tha cap, which unfortunately he didnt have- One of my friends took the hot bottle and slung it out the window.

Then, after chugging out to sea, I was among 4 people that didnt spend the fishing outing vomitting over the side. Apparently, all the beer, hot wings, potato salad and 6 ft Italian combos were too much for some. We were sitting in the main area of the boat-a guy accross from us was eating one minute and suddenly turned and exploded puke all over the floor.
the desks were covered with puke. One guy joked that everytime someone wretched over the side, he caught another fish.
These guys were drunk and seasick, the boat was belching thick black diesel smoke and there were tubs of chum on board that were amongst the most foul I've ever seen.
And I was smoking a cigar
Muntoo
09-12-2005, 22:39
Ha ha! My husband did roughly the same excursion as part of a friends bachelor party weekend. They got drunk the night before, tried to go fishing with hangovers and they all puked for the entire morning.

When he got home and told me about the puking I laughed in his face for a full five minutes. He didn't even get mad since he knew he had nothing on me for the six straight months of puking and dry heaving I did with my hyper emetic pregnancy.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2005, 22:46
LG...you're from connecticut, no? Did you listen to Dee Snider Radio? (I promise this will be relevant to the thread)
'fraid not. Why?
Vaitupu
09-12-2005, 22:59
'fraid not. Why?
ahh...damn.

there was the time that the producer stuck a bottle up his ass (that was just a nice story...not live on air)

there was also the time that a nice doctor (Doc. B) gave that producer a prostate exam. Live. On air.

did I mention Doc. B is my dad? And that several of my teachers heard it? And asked me about it?

might explain where I get it from. I do have the prostate exam recorded on my computer somewhere if anyone is interested in something that odd.
Night stone
09-12-2005, 23:11
;) ;) The most disgusting thing I've ever done? That'd have to be...








Yo' mumma! Hehehe! :D:D:D Sorry, couldn't resist - when someone sets you up so perfectly ya know? Maybe it's just me.

That's pretty much all I wanted to say lol, I really am that sad. I need to get out more *cries* good one, wish I coud use it!
Pure Metal
09-12-2005, 23:17
OMG, you just reminded me of my only food poisoning experiences. First, when I was 12, I woke up because I was doing these really pleasing, warm farts. They were great, for some reason, and I was lying on my front. Only when I rolled over, only to find myself swimming in faecal matter, did I stop voluntarily farting.

Second time I was 15 and staying with my family over Christmas. I'd made sausage sandwiches for lunch. Apparently they didn't agree with me. After some copious vomiting I felt better; only when walking upstairs to bed, liquid poo dribbled down both trouser legs.

I think the third time did the most damage, though. I had a pizza for my tea from the local (and very reputable) pizzeria. At 6am the next morning, I was violently sick on my floor and a little bit on my bed. I cleaned that up, only to vomit again half an hour later (this time on the way to the bathroom). I vomited for the next two hours, then dry-retched for about 5 hours after. Again, I felt better only to be attacked by the shits. Whilst lying on our family sofa.

We had to get a new sofa :(
lmao! gross dude!! :p :p


ok, remembered two more for me:


1. got really quite pissed from going out to this great local pub (The Hobbit) with a heavy-drinking mate of mine (who says its a tough job keeping up with me, hahaha :D), came back, went to bed, got up out of bed again pretty much immediatley, turned round and took a massive piss into what i thought was the toilet :p
it was my carpet... took a while to clean that did :eek:


2. first time i got really, really stoned was when i was still a stoner noob and i smoked about an eigth of solid to myself, got badass munchies and chowed down a big bar of european (70%) dark chocolate and 2 liters of pepsi in about 20 minutes... got the shakes real bad on the way downstairs to the loo and threw up everywhere... all over the walls, the floor, radiators, in the cupboard... real projectile-style :D


ooh and 3. came back from that pub in #1 another time and something didn't agree with me... i ended up puking out of the window - or so i thought. turned out that i hadn't lifted my head up quite high enough and just puked all down the wall :p
still stained today (eew)


i also did the most amazing barf in amsterdam on shrooms... when stuff is psychedellic anyway and your sick is so many colours... its cool!! :p


damnit now i've gone from soiling myself to barfing up :p
Carnivorous Lickers
09-12-2005, 23:18
Ha ha! My husband did roughly the same excursion as part of a friends bachelor party weekend. They got drunk the night before, tried to go fishing with hangovers and they all puked for the entire morning.

When he got home and told me about the puking I laughed in his face for a full five minutes. He didn't even get mad since he knew he had nothing on me for the six straight months of puking and dry heaving I did with my hyper emetic pregnancy.


I think 4 pairs of sunglasses were lost over board that day. I lucked out, I guess. Under those conditions, I should have been sick. My sense of smell is super sensitive and between the slopping chum, the diesel smoke and the vomit everywhere, it was sensory overload. And the bathrooms stank of piss to-there was no escaping the stenches.
I had a huge,excellent cigar- I really think that protected me.
Carnivorous Lickers
09-12-2005, 23:20
lmao! gross dude!! :p :p

<HACK>



I feel as if I know you.
Do you have a friend that has convinced you its ok to drink lamp oil, put your head through a bathroom wall and jump off an overpass into frigid water?

Bill? Is that you?
Vaitupu
09-12-2005, 23:21
damnit now i've gone from soiling myself to barfing up :p
sexy ;)
Vaitupu
09-12-2005, 23:23
I feel as if I know you.
Do you have a friend that has convinced you its ok to drink lamp oil, put your head through a bathroom wall and jump off an overpass into frigid water?

Bill? Is that you?
wait...you've convinced someone to do those things? aside from the lamp oil (it was trumpet valve oil...shit is nasty)...yeah, done them. Although, the bathroom wall was while wrestling (why we were in the bathroom wrestling, I'll never figure out.)
Jacob?
Carnivorous Lickers
09-12-2005, 23:30
wait...you've convinced someone to do those things? aside from the lamp oil (it was trumpet valve oil...shit is nasty)...yeah, done them. Although, the bathroom wall was while wrestling (why we were in the bathroom wrestling, I'll never figure out.)
Jacob?

Not I. I had a friend who felt compelled to do whatever I suggested. In a restaurant, I drank several of the little clear lamps the light on the tables to set the mood. I was shocked it didnt kill him. Like 8 oz or more.
Another time, we were walking across a bridge and before I finished suggesting it, he vaulted the railing and plunged 20 feet into oily ice cold water.
He also ran his head straight through the bathroom wall in a bar. I was sure he'd hit a stud and die, but the piece that broke out had already been patched from the last moron's head and he was unharmed.
Pure Metal
09-12-2005, 23:32
I feel as if I know you.
Do you have a friend that has convinced you its ok to drink lamp oil, put your head through a bathroom wall and jump off an overpass into frigid water?

Bill? Is that you?
mwuahahaha its me!! i've been masquerading here since last year... i wondered when you'd notice ;)

ps: stop convincing me to do stupid things you git :p ;)
Carnivorous Lickers
09-12-2005, 23:35
mwuahahaha its me!! i've been masquerading here since last year... i wondered when you'd notice ;)

ps: stop convincing me to do stupid things you git :p ;)

then you remember the time you took a full piss in your pants while we were sealing a driveway in 100 degree heat?

I think I got diaper rash just seeing that happen.
Vaitupu
09-12-2005, 23:36
Not I. I had a friend who felt compelled to do whatever I suggested. In a restaurant, I drank several of the little clear lamps the light on the tables to set the mood. I was shocked it didnt kill him. Like 8 oz or more.
Another time, we were walking across a bridge and before I finished suggesting it, he vaulted the railing and plunged 20 feet into oily ice cold water.
He also ran his head straight through the bathroom wall in a bar. I was sure he'd hit a stud and die, but the piece that broke out had already been patched from the last moron's head and he was unharmed.
ahh...yeah, I've drank or tasted my share of stupid things...never lamp oil. I did jump off an overpass into a river in late fall. Not by best moment. And I was wrestling with my friend and he pushed my head into the wall and my head went through.
Carnivorous Lickers
09-12-2005, 23:44
ahh...yeah, I've drank or tasted my share of stupid things...never lamp oil. I did jump off an overpass into a river in late fall. Not by best moment. And I was wrestling with my friend and he pushed my head into the wall and my head went through.

maybe its common to us guys? rites of manhood, or something?
Qwystyria
09-12-2005, 23:49
My husband drank a bowl of vinegar in college just because his friends offered him a quarter to do it.

I ate caterpillars once. (They were dried, and cooked into this mexican-african dish we had when visiting somoene. Apparently they are a delicacy someplace or other. They tasted like bacon.)
The Doors Corporation
09-12-2005, 23:51
I just remembered that I puked on my husband once, I was trying to get out of bed to go to the bathroom to do it, but the shortest route was to crawl over him, only it wasn't short enough I guess, because I ended up puking on him.


I felt sooo bad, I was crying, he never got mad though, he took me to the shower helped me clean up, he took a shower, made me a place to lay on the couch, made me a puke bucket, cleaned up the bed, and then made me comfortable. He never mentioned it again, he stayed up with me all night, held my hair back brought me water and everything.

I want to be a husband like that when I get married (yes when, not if). I post my disgusting stories asap


P.S. I once beat up a black kid (I am puerto rican) till he crapped his pants. Then some of his "dorm mates" threw his crappy pants into girl's dorm
Pure Metal
10-12-2005, 00:06
then you remember the time you took a full piss in your pants while we were sealing a driveway in 100 degree heat?

I think I got diaper rash just seeing that happen.
yeah, how embarassing... i mean the toilet was like miles away dude...

wait. that never happened :eek:
Qwystyria
10-12-2005, 00:08
When I was pregnant, I threw up all down the front of my dress and all over the car, and on these random people's curb right in front of their mailbox one time. After that I carried around a puke tupperware with me every time we went anywhere. The worst was when I wasn't feeling well, so I ate two hot dogs, to try to settle my stomach. What a waste of hot dogs. The taste of the chunky hot-dog puke coming back up was just terrible. I couldn't eat hot dogs for the entire rest of my pregnancy after that.
Carnivorous Lickers
10-12-2005, 00:14
When I was pregnant, I threw up all down the front of my dress and all over the car, and on these random people's curb right in front of their mailbox one time. After that I carried around a puke tupperware with me every time we went anywhere. The worst was when I wasn't feeling well, so I ate two hot dogs, to try to settle my stomach. What a waste of hot dogs. The taste of the chunky hot-dog puke coming back up was just terrible. I couldn't eat hot dogs for the entire rest of my pregnancy after that.

man-hot dogs have to be the worst for a potentially sick stomach.

And having thrown up barely chewed chicken years ago has me chewing my food thoroughly ever since.
The Doors Corporation
10-12-2005, 00:18
You people are sick and freakish. My most disgusting thing? Cleaning out the grease trap at my job at Papa Murphy's. It was the first time it had been cleaned out in 3 years. For all of you non-pizza makers, the grease trap is where all the crap (bleach, zukini, cheese, dough) gets washed into when you are doing dishes. Three years....it had not been cleaned for 3 years. So we are talking one smelly, ugly, disgusting crap. It was like Jabba the Hutt exploded in side the grease trap after he visiting a Chinese Buffet and a pizza party.

Next one up, very minor, I threw up on my way to the bathroom, drove my parents nuts.

I am not much of a freak I guess :( . I can not think of any other disgusting things.
Quincys
11-12-2005, 23:32
[QUOTE=The Doors Corporation]You people are sick and freakish. My most disgusting thing? Cleaning out the grease trap at my job at Papa Murphy's. It was the first time it had been cleaned out in 3 years. For all of you non-pizza makers, the grease trap is where all the crap (bleach, zukini, cheese, dough)
*snip snip*QUOTE]wait. . . there's bleach in pizza o.O