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Who's the ugliest woman who ever lived?

-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:14
Who do you think is the ugliest woman of all time (at least, that you've seen)?

Poll coming.
Kanabia
08-12-2005, 18:16
In personality? I could name a couple....but I won't. :p
Hoos Bandoland
08-12-2005, 18:17
Camilla Parker-Bowles would have to be right up there. :p
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:19
In personality? I could name a couple....but I won't. :p

In terms of looks, not personality.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 18:19
You forgot Yoko Ono!
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 18:20
that old lady in "Throw Momma from the Train" was pretty damn ugly.
Hoos Bandoland
08-12-2005, 18:20
You forgot Yoko Ono!

A major omission, indeed! And on the anniversary of John's death, too. Tsk, tsk!
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:20
You forgot Yoko Ono!

:headbang:

(I always forget someone)
German Nightmare
08-12-2005, 18:20
Who's the ugliest woman who ever lived?

Yo Mama!
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 18:21
You forgot Yoko Ono!


Yeah- when someone starts with the last name O-No!, its almost a given they'll be ugly.
That may be the first words Yoko heard when she was born.
Sinuhue
08-12-2005, 18:22
Who do you think is the ugliest woman of all time (at least, that you've seen)?

Poll coming.
Why does it matter? Do we compare the looks of male politicians or celebrities as much as we do the females?
German Nightmare
08-12-2005, 18:22
Sorry, couldn't resist ;)

Actually, I only know half of those on the poll - but I'm honstly too scared to picture-google the rest... So, I'm not gonna vote on this one :p
Damor
08-12-2005, 18:22
You forgot "yo momma" :rolleyes:
I'm pretty sure no one here ever saw the ugliest women to have ever existed. They don't generally feature in the spot light much.

Ok, I was two minutes late with the "yo momma" joke.. So much for being original ;)
Hoos Bandoland
08-12-2005, 18:22
Who's the ugliest woman who ever lived?

Yo Mama!

Reminds me of my favorite knock-knock joke:

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Joe mama! :p
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:22
Yoko Ono is truly an enigma. How could an Asian woman be so ugly? Most Asian women are extremely beautiful.
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:23
Why does it matter? Do we compare the looks of male politicians or celebrities as much as we do the females?

No, but we will.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 18:23
One look at Yoko Ono, clothed or naked, is enough to make your penis completely invert inside your own body in an instant.
Brady Bunch Perm
08-12-2005, 18:23
Why does it matter? Do we compare the looks of male politicians or celebrities as much as we do the females?

Yes.
Sinuhue
08-12-2005, 18:23
Yoko Ono is truly an enigma. How could an Asian woman be so ugly? Most Asian women are extremely beautiful.
You haven't met many Asian mother-in-laws, have you?
Sonaj
08-12-2005, 18:23
Madeleine Normand:

http://musee.delaresistance.free.fr/enligne/Biographies/Madeleine%20Normand.JPG
Sinuhue
08-12-2005, 18:24
Yes.
Oh please, we do not. No one gives a shit what the male politicians look like...but the women get razzed for the way the dress, down to their hairstyle. Celebrities are a bit different, pretty boys and girls...they make a living off their looks.
Sinuhue
08-12-2005, 18:25
No, but we will.
Good. Just checking. Soon I hope.
Edit: okay, now that there is an ugly man thread, I can vote.
Hoos Bandoland
08-12-2005, 18:25
Madeleine Normand:

http://musee.delaresistance.free.fr/enligne/Biographies/Madeleine%20Normand.JPG

Doesn't count. That's really a man!
Brady Bunch Perm
08-12-2005, 18:25
Madeleine Normand:

http://musee.delaresistance.free.fr/enligne/Biographies/Madeleine%20Normand.JPG




It's a man, baby!
Laenis
08-12-2005, 18:25
Yoko Ono is truly an enigma. How could an Asian woman be so ugly? Most Asian women are extremely beautiful.

False stereotype

http://photobucket.com/albums/y105/LordAzrael/Az/uglytruth2.jpg
Drunk commies deleted
08-12-2005, 18:25
I say it's Sarah Jessica Parker. There are probably uglier girls, and she does have a nice body, but the fact that she's promoted as a sex symbol with that face warrants taking her down a notch. If people didn't try to promote her as some kind of sex symbol I wouldn't care.
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 18:26
:headbang:

(I always forget someone)
That's ok. At least you didn't forget Poland.

Did you??? :eek:
Hoos Bandoland
08-12-2005, 18:26
I say it's Sarah Jessica Parker. There are probably uglier girls, and she does have a nice body, but the fact that she's promoted as a sex symbol with that face warrants taking her down a notch. If people didn't try to promote her as some kind of sex symbol I wouldn't care.

I feel the same way about Julia Roberts. She looks like a horse, yet she's known as the "pretty woman." Gag me!
Sinuhue
08-12-2005, 18:27
I say it's Sarah Jessica Parker. There are probably uglier girls, and she does have a nice body, but the fact that she's promoted as a sex symbol with that face warrants taking her down a notch. If people didn't try to promote her as some kind of sex symbol I wouldn't care.
I agree. My mom just despises her.

And everyone is ugly sometimes.
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:27
False stereotype

http://photobucket.com/albums/y105/LordAzrael/Az/uglytruth2.jpg

Come to my college. You'll be singing a different tune then.
Sonaj
08-12-2005, 18:28
Doesn't count. That's really a man!
Actually, it's not. Her and her husband (http://musee.delaresistance.free.fr/enligne/Biographies/G_M_Normand.html) (it's in french though).
Brady Bunch Perm
08-12-2005, 18:31
Janet Reno, Butter Face!

http://www.lostbrain.com/reno/reno4.jpg
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:33
Janet Reno, Butter Face!

http://www.lostbrain.com/reno/reno4.jpg

:eek:
Brady Bunch Perm
08-12-2005, 18:35
Oh please, we do not. No one gives a shit what the male politicians look like...but the women get razzed for the way the dress, down to their hairstyle. Celebrities are a bit different, pretty boys and girls...they make a living off their looks.

Oh, I guess I haven't been hearing certain remarks made about my Presidents looks! I guess that LSD has been causing flashbacks again.
Sinuhue
08-12-2005, 18:39
Oh, I guess I haven't been hearing certain remarks made about my Presidents looks! I guess that LSD has been causing flashbacks again.
Come on now, compare it. People hate Bush, and when they can't think of anything intelligent to say, they attack his looks. But when women are in power, they are constantly analysed for the way they dress, for their style, and their looks. Think about how much more people have said about Condi, compared to Bush...and think of all the things people have, and still say about Thatcher's looks. Sure, Chrétien's opponents made fun of his face, but not often...Kim Campbell was in office for 4 months, and you hear more about how she dressed, and her hair style than you do about Chrétien's looks.

Oh, and...again? Are they more fun this time around?
Blu-tac
08-12-2005, 18:39
Margaret Thatcher?...

no, she has good cheek bones.
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:41
Margaret Thatcher?

I don't think she's that ugly, but I knew that if I ommitted (sp?) her, every other post would be, "Why isn't Maggie Thatcher on the list!?"
Brady Bunch Perm
08-12-2005, 18:43
Oh, and...again? Are they more fun this time around?


No, I used to drop acid whilst viewing WWII documentaries, esp US-Nippon battles. That was fun, but now I'm on this computer contraption, and there aren't nearly enough Japanese soldiers running out of caves afire. :)
Brady Bunch Perm
08-12-2005, 18:45
Margaret Thatcher?...

no, she has good cheek bones.

I heard that in her bedroom, "anything" goes. By "anything", I really mean "anything"!!! ;)
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 18:47
Madeleine Normand:

http://musee.delaresistance.free.fr/enligne/Biographies/Madeleine%20Normand.JPG


isnt that Harry Houdini?
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 18:50
I say it's Sarah Jessica Parker. There are probably uglier girls, and she does have a nice body, but the fact that she's promoted as a sex symbol with that face warrants taking her down a notch. If people didn't try to promote her as some kind of sex symbol I wouldn't care.


I thought I was the only one. She scares the shit out of me.

I would stop kids from feeding her at the petting zoo.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 18:52
Why does it matter? Do we compare the looks of male politicians or celebrities as much as we do the females?

Sin-get used to the fact it will still be a male dominated world long after you're done shrieking about it.:p
Cabra West
08-12-2005, 21:34
Who do you think is the ugliest woman of all time (at least, that you've seen)?

Poll coming.


Hey, I look in the mirror every morning :p
Jello Biafra
08-12-2005, 21:49
Thatcher. She was ugly inside and out.

<Is puzzled as to why Emma Goldman is on there.>
Potaria
08-12-2005, 21:53
isnt that Harry Houdini?

It actually looks like Marc Bulger of the St. Louis Rams.

http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper190/20041204_SPT_BULGER_1203.JPG

*shudder*
Plator
08-12-2005, 22:04
Hey Hilary Clinton was a babe during the Clinton era. I'd definitely sleep with her again. :fluffle:

My vote is for the big pumpkin head named ROSIE O'DONNELL
-Magdha-
09-12-2005, 20:35
bump
Kanabia
10-12-2005, 03:00
Why does it matter? Do we compare the looks of male politicians or celebrities as much as we do the females?

I do.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/images/asia/jan-june00/koreas_6.jpg

http://as.wn.com/i/84/aaf17a02a9db14.jpg

http://www.rb-29.net/HTML/biomaster/bioeemyers/eembiojpgs/EMPrints2/Noriega.jpg

I heard that in her bedroom, "anything" goes. By "anything", I really mean "anything"!!! ;)

Have you seen Margaret's thatch?