HEY HETERO's [Archive]

VeeRau

08-12-2005, 05:17

N Y C

08-12-2005, 05:19

*claps* says the heterosexual...

Rotovia-

08-12-2005, 05:22

Best first ever. Welcoem to NS.

VeeRau

08-12-2005, 05:25

Best first ever. Welcoem to NS.

yah thanks - i actually had a 6mth old baby-nation but severe neglect caused it's demise/deletion some time ago.

but i'm never afraid to start annew so here i am.

there is way too much gay/religion bashing on the net these days.

WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?

Equatopia

08-12-2005, 05:25

HAHAHA! Brilliant!

Letila

08-12-2005, 05:27

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

They are? I was always under the impression that heterosexual pædophiles were in the minority among pædophiles.

Deleuze

08-12-2005, 05:27

Hey, I'm all for posting this on the Westboro Baptist Church like the 95 Theses.

Deleuze

08-12-2005, 05:29

They are? I was always under the impression that heterosexual pædophiles were in the minority among pædophiles.
No, the list is definately right here. Pedophilia is not linked to sexual orientation much in the same way that heterosexual male child molesters don't only molest young girls (in fact, they go after more boys than girls). Child molestation is a result of factors totally external to sexual orientation (usually past molestation or a desire for control).

New Genoa

08-12-2005, 05:33

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
Basic principles of science

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

14.

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

No.

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Yes.

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

Nope.

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

Yes, and they treat me normally because I am normal.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

Because I'm better than you?

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
heterosexuals. Kinda the whole premise of sexual orientation.

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

Because it's superior.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

No, child molesters are priests, not teachers. Get your facts straight (and not queer).

11. Just what do men and wmen do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

The reason why men and women please each other is because there's 3 holes for us to toy with. Three is bigger than two. If you want some more details, I suggest you rent a porno. Otherwise, you're just a sexophobe who isn't willing to do research.

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Because monogamy isn't natural.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

This is because lesbians are feminists. Feminists will build a giant wall around that area. No wonder why no STDs enter!

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

Because if you were a half person, you'd be dead (how can you survive with only one lung, half a heart, half a stomach, and half your skin???). And seeing as I'm not dead, I guess I'm a whole person.

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Rocket to sun.

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

Since heterosexuality is normal, then there's no need to influence since everyone is actually heterosexual and everyone who isn't is actually pretending so they can get married for the insurance. Don't believe me? That's because you're retarded.

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

No.

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

Yes.

Potaria

08-12-2005, 05:35

6m/old nation, eh?

*wonders who you are*

Oh, and... Great post.

Nation of Fortune

08-12-2005, 05:35

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

My distaste for anal intercourse

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

When the thought of kissing, or getting intimate with a male made me vomit a bit

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

No

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Possibly, I've never really been fond of many males I know

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

that would probably have quite the opposite effect

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

Yes they know. They dont' react any different than anybody else.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

I do keep quiet about it. I really don't care what others think of me. Especially considering I've been beaten, and verbally abused by just about everybody I knew until recently

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

What emphasis on sex? In my relationships it's a low priority

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

I frankly dont' care what gender people like, I just don't feel any need to partake in that myself.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

I frankly don't care teh gender of my childrens teachers. If I ever found out that one of my childrens teachers molested my child, He'd better prey the law got to him first, otherwise he would have a very long and painfull life, regardless of sexual orientation.

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

I prefer that difference to any similarity. In bed we find out what pleases our partner by experimentation, not by self tested facts, It's much more fun, and in the long run more satisfying.

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Because there are far fewer homosexual relationships. This makes it harder to document relationships amongst homosexuals as opposed to heterosexuals.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

and statistics show that anybody engaging in unprotected anal sex are the highest risk for aids.

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

because I have far fewer homosexual thoughts. I have in the course of my lifetime had maybe three homosexual thoughts, while I've had thousands of heterosexual thoughts.

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Everyone being a heterosexual does not mean that they will have children. This question is irrelevant

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

I as a general rule don't trust therapists anyways.

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

Thats not what she said.

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

What problems? I see far more problems down the line if they were homosexual, and frankly I don't care what preferance they have.

Eutrusca

08-12-2005, 05:36

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?
1. I was born without the genetic propensity to homosexuality?

2. Not sure, but it was probably when I saw my first picture of a naked woman.

3. God, I HOPE not!

4. Somehow I rather doubt it.

5. No and no.

6. Yes. Yes. With a shrug.

7. I wasn't aware that I was "flaunting" it. I apologize and will do my best to not let it happen again.

8. I obviously can't speak for other heteros, but I do it 'cause it's PHUN!

9. Hmm. I've searched my memory pretty thouroughly and can't remember a time when I did that.

10. Only if they're too young to be attractive to their teachers.

11. It's a combination of sensitivity, communication and experience.

12. Um ... probably for more reasons than I can go into here. Sorry.

13. Only if her husband doesn't run around on her with incautious people.

14. "Compulsive?" Hmm. Wasn't aware that any of my sexual relationships were "compulsive."

15. Um ... use birth control. Ya think?

16. Nahh. I only deal with professionals.

17. No. I happen to be very happy just the way I am. But thank you for asking.

18. I wanted all my children to be who and what they are, however they chose to define that. Fortunately, they all have.

How's that? Happy now? :D

Defiantland

08-12-2005, 05:42

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

Genetics and their consequential affecting my behavior.

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

I had never considered this, but ever since I started masturbating to members of the opposite sex (girls), I was pretty convinced.

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

Seeing as it's been a life-long phase so far, I doubt *it* would be a phase. If I were to turn homosexual, it would be more correct to call and assume it a phase, as it would be in the minority of time covered. Even if I'm homosexual for 5 years, it is still not good enough to call my 16 years of heterosexuality a "phase".

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

I suppose anything is possible. However, I do believe that my heterosexuality stems from a genetic sexual attraction of females. Believe me, I've been through "phases" of homosexuality when I doubted myself and thought maybe I was gay. It didn't stick though.

Rather than my fear of males, it is due to my attraction to females.

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

If I am too disgusted with the idea of homosexual sex to even attain an erection, the gay lover, no matter how good or bad he is, is of no use to me in that regard, because I am unable to get an erection (maybe if I'm really horny and think of girls and THEN do it with him... but it's quite clear that that's missing the whole point).

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

My parents and friends know that I am straight. They have not reacted in any way, because it is assumed the default behaviour.

It's like asking "Do your parents and friends know you breathe? How did they react when they realized or you told them that you breathe?"

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

I do not flaunt my heterosexuality more than making attempts to achieve success with members of the opposite sex. Such an act is required for me to actively participate in heterosexuality, so I would not consider that flaunting.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

I do not believe sexuality has anything to do with this emphasis on sex.

Emphasis on sex exists simply because sex is very pleasurable.

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

I wouldn't be able to answer that for you, because I don't know what these people think. I have no problem with gays and if they want to be gay, then that's great for them. I should have no more right to criticize gays about their sexuality than they should for mine.

However, I can think of a reason I would feel compelled to seduce a lesbian into my lifestyle and sexuality, and that would be simply because I'd be attracted to her and would want to have sex with her, which is only possible by converting her to heterosexuality.

Don't know how else to answer that one...

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

A majority of criminal activities are performed by adult men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to adult men?

I'm sorry, but there's not much more I can say to that...

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

If you are talking about sex, the man inserts his erect penis into the woman's vagina. They do not know how to please each other, but simply how to please themselves. However, pleasing themselves results in pleasing their partner as well (example: male inserts penis into female's vagina so that he can please himself, but that in turn causes the female to be pleased).

Beyond that, they know ways to please each other from knowledge and experience.

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

It is because most often marriages happen for the wrong reasons with shaky foundations. For a marriage that starts off with a strong foundation of love, the divorce likelihood is much lower.

Homosexuality and heterosexuality do not play a role in this.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

Unfortunately, however safer it might be for a woman to conduct a homosexual lifestyle, she might not want it. People do not choose their sexuality. So for a heterosexual female, even knowing that being lesbian would be better for her, she still wouldn't be able to turn lesbian because of the way she is.

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

What's this "whole person" thing? I don't understand.

Homosexuality does not arouse me while heterosexuality arouses and pleases me sexually. I simply wish to enjoy the pleasures of sex, and due to my nature, I can only enjoy heterosexual sex. For me, there is no other choice, other than abstinence.

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Birth control exists.

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

Given the wording of your question, I'm assuming you want me to take the point of view of a homosexual person, ok.

I'm not qualified to answer your question because:
1. I do not visit therapists.
2. I have no idea whether this person would impose their views on me or not.

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

I challenge your initial statement. It's vague and without basis.

Why turn homosexual when I am perfectly happy as a heterosexual?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

What I want is irrelevant. I will not impose my sexuality on my offspring, and will be happy for whichever way they go.

A person cannot change their sexuality

Unabashed Greed

08-12-2005, 05:42

The Archregimancy

08-12-2005, 05:44

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

I'd say it's genetic. We make up somewhere between 85%-95% of the population, after all, so we're likely to have been born this way.

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

I came out as a teenager, though I felt my first strong stirrings of heterosexual lust for Sarah-Jo when I was 12. Shocking, I know.

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

Unlikely - and my wife would be very disappointed.

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

You know, it could be. I never thought of it that way. Maybe I should hug my male friends and... except I don't have any male friends... oh, hang on...

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

Sorry, but I'm not going to cheat on my wife, even for the best gay lover in the world.

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

Yes. They took it surprisingly well, all things considered.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

I'm so sorry. I promise not to wear the badly-fitting trousers with mismatched shirt at next year's straight pride parade.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

Because I like it?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

Because my wife likes it too?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

Personally, I'm looking forward to the day when children all learn from the new robot master race, so we can put this sort of controversial issue behind us.

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

Well, I'm willing to tell you in intimate detail, but it's likely that I'd get forum-banned if I did. But I understand that they make a lot of educational so-called 'porno' films that might help.

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

I'd ask my parish priest, except his wife left him last week, so he's a little preoccupied.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

Until we perfect cloning vats, yes on the pregnancy bit. But I understand turkey basters (if properly sterilised) can help reduce the risk of disease during impregnation

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

Is anybody ever whole, he asked existentially?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Once again, until we get those cloning vats operational, you need at least a few of us breeders around. Feel free to exile us to Tristan Da Cunha after that, though.

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

Oh, I used to hope so after every session. She was so stern, yet sexy...
(note, this was before I was married)

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

Hmmmm... I must be in the minority. Not really. Do you think it might help?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

That's not really my decision to make, is it?

Malclavia

08-12-2005, 05:46

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
This really cute girl in my class in school.
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
See #1.
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Sure. It's also possible the sun just went nova.
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
See #3.
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
See #3.
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?
Parents: as both my parents are deceased, determining what they know would necessitate a theological discussion which I would prefer not to get into.
Friends: They know, and are supportive (some more so than others).
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
Well, I don't know why you are accusing me of "flaunting" my lifestyle since I am currently not in a realationship.
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
I believe the reason is a complex one, with basis in biology as well as society.
9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
Everybody likes a challenge.
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
While "teachers" is a safer subset to "expose" children to than "strangers", even better would be for the parent to meet the teacher.
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
See #9.
12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
I disagree with your claim of "societal support"; for some time, IMO, society has NOT promoted marriage as a long-term state.
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
Yes, it is safe, but the woman must recognize those risks and take steps to reduce them (as must the male in a heterosexual relationship).
14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
Unreasonably phrased question.
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
Scientific research.
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?
Depends on what I'm seeking therapy for.
17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
No.
18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?
Irrelevant.

Hope I answered your questions. :)

Deleuze

08-12-2005, 05:49

Basic principles of science
Actually, sexual orientation is a complex scientific issue that has yet to be fully explained. Or really, explained at all.

Yes, and they treat me normally because I am normal.
I wasn't aware that normal was a scientific term. Care to define it for me?

I also wasn't aware that you are the arbiter of who who is and isn't normal. In my opinion, it's not normal to have a fear of homosexuals.

I challenge you to provide me any evidence saying that "normal" isn't a socially constructed term to exclude those that make you uncomfortable.

Because I'm better than you?
Again, what is better? See the "normal" bit.

heterosexuals. Kinda the whole premise of sexual orientation.
So your relationships are all about sex?

Because it's superior.
How can one sexual orientation be superior to another? Unless this is the same thing as the "normal" or "better" bit, which I assume it is.

No, child molesters are priests, not teachers. Get your facts straight (and not queer).
Totally missing the point. Read the question again.

The reason why men and women please each other is because there's 3 holes for us to toy with. Three is bigger than two. If you want some more details, I suggest you rent a porno. Otherwise, you're just a sexophobe who isn't willing to do research.
You know how to please someone because they have holes. Funny, I've noticed both animals and trees have holes.

Because monogamy isn't natural.
Actually, not true in humans sociologically.

This is because lesbians are feminists. Feminists will build a giant wall around that area. No wonder why no STDs enter!
I would like to think you're kidding, but sadly, you're not. Believe it or not, not all lesbians are radical feminists. Ever heard of a "lipstick lesbian?" And not all feminists don't like to have sex. I've had relationships with a number of women who self describe as feminists.

Since heterosexuality is normal, then there's no need to influence since everyone is actually heterosexual and everyone who isn't is actually pretending so they can get married for the insurance. Don't believe me? That's because you're retarded.
My gay friends who love their partners feel otherwise. As does most biological evidence. Ever heard of the bonobo monkey tests or Kinsey's studies? And then why would people come out as gay in fucking high school? Don't believe me? That's because you're retarded.

New Genoa

08-12-2005, 05:52

I guess you didn't get that I wasn't being all too serious, and was concentrating on poking fun at the snarling sarcasm with a bit of a tongue-in-the-cheek commentary, but whatever.

Deleuze

08-12-2005, 05:53

I guess you didn't get that I wasn't being all too serious, and was concentrating on poking fun at the snarling sarcasm with a bit of a tongue-in-the-cheek commentary, but whatever.
Oh, I didn't. Sorry. Wasted all that time for nothing. Sorry again :p!

New Genoa

08-12-2005, 05:56

Oh, I didn't. Sorry. Wasted all that time for nothing. Sorry again :p!

Well, you didn't waste my time. It was satisfying knowing I helped waste someone's time. That's why I rule. (not really, I actually suck at life and this has been the first accomplishment in my life ever)

Besides, do you really think a homophobe would a) make fun of priests as molesters b) talk openly about sex

I mean, think about the demographics here:sniper:

Deleuze

08-12-2005, 05:59

Well, you didn't waste my time. It was satisfying knowing I helped waste someone's time. That's why I rule. (not really, I actually suck at life and this has been the first accomplishment in my life ever)

Besides, do you really think a homophobe would a) make fun of priests as molesters b) talk openly about sex

I mean, think about the demographics here:sniper:
I'm glad I redeemed your worthless resistance. I try to do one Jesus-like thing per day, in hopes of figuring out the resurrection bit.

Yeah, I think homophobes would do both of those things if they're a. Protestant and b. Teenage (like the majority of people on this forum, if I'm not mistaken).

Demographics trend liberal, but despite your very high and my reasonably high post counts, I went with the shoot first and ask questions later approach.

New Genoa

08-12-2005, 06:03

VeeRau

08-12-2005, 06:06

I'm not sure how to feel about this one. Is this a stab at gays? Or, is this a hetero-power thing? Either way it feels kinda exclusionary. Why is there always this weird adversarial vibe when it comes to this subject matter?

Ha - It isn't anything. It's not about being gay or being straight, I didn't even write the orginial document.

Basically read it through, then reverse it and apply it as if your were questioning a homosexual the same way.

I'm not attempting to be subversie - I'm just putting it out there ya know...

V

BLARGistania

08-12-2005, 06:08

OFN. Seen it a million times before. And it was used about a month ago in my INDIV 101 (Politics of Difference) class.

Deleuze

08-12-2005, 06:09

I suppose that's correct, but still. You see, I have no problem attacking anything (gays, Christians, Muslims, my own beliefs), but not for ideological reasons. I just find it funny. Most of my humor really doesn't reflect my political beliefs (which quite frankly happen to be moderate Libertarian).
I generally tie people's statements here to their political beliefs because as a General trend (pun intended), people say things that support their worldview/ideology (with exceptions, of course). And going after everyone is generally pretty funny. The trick is communicating sarcasm without intonation.

As for the other bits, then yes I suppose protestant teens wouldn't have a problem with that. still, irreverance towards Christianty surely would piss *someone* off. and I think people may overestimate teenage homophobia. I think, on the whole, it's more towards gay *guys*, than girls. Not political at all. Just plain guy hornyness.
I wouldn't underestimate teenage homophobia. Given that I'm currently 17, I know exactly how a lot of gay kid I know are treated, and it's often appalling. Most Protestant groups don't give a damn about going after Catholics. It's kinda like retroactively justifying the Reformation.

Nation of Fortune

08-12-2005, 06:09

Ha - It isn't anything. It's not about being gay or being straight, I didn't even write the orginial document.

Basically read it through, then reverse it and apply it as if your were questioning a homosexual the same way.

I'm not attempting to be subversie - I'm just putting it out there ya know...

V
I'm sorry to admit, but am the only one who didn't post it who saw it that exact same way. I figured that even i fyou did write it, you only took an existing questionaire for homosexuals of a really biased site, and changed homosexual with heterosexual.

VeeRau

08-12-2005, 06:18

I'm sorry to admit, but am the only one who didn't post it who saw it that exact same way. I figured that even i fyou did write it, you only took an existing questionaire for homosexuals of a really biased site, and changed homosexual with heterosexual.

I guess I just figure it is all irrelevant.

It doesn't matter if you are gay or straight or religious on non-religious...someone is always going to pull your beliefs apart and tell you you are going to hell for it (or at the very least that you're WRONG)

Plus uh - it's Thursday, I'm at work and SUPER bored and wanted to waste time.

VeeRau

08-12-2005, 06:20

6m/old nation, eh?

*wonders who you are*

Oh, and... Great post.

I was Vickola - but I didn't roam or gameplay at all... just stayed in my own little happy region and made daisy chains.

Jennislore

08-12-2005, 06:29

Hey, this is hilarious, thanks for it!

It's so annoying when homophobes ask me questions like that (of course reversing 'heterosexual' to 'homosexual', but yeah). Next time I'm going to shout at them "Radioactive chicken vampires gave me gay, you'd better leave fast 'cause it's contagious!"

Eutrusca

08-12-2005, 06:38

Well, guess I learned my lesson: never respond to a long list of questions in the expectation that your answers will be read or commented on. :p

Dobbsworld

08-12-2005, 07:16

I think it was funnier the first few dozen times I've seen this sort of post/thread.

Augustino

08-12-2005, 07:35

Did a troll hurt your feelings today, VeeRau? I'm sorry to hear that, but very proud to see how you've seized the moral high ground.

Keruvalia

08-12-2005, 07:53

You know how to please someone because they have holes. Funny, I've noticed both animals and trees have holes.

Deleuze for teh win!!

Delator

08-12-2005, 08:29

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

Cause? Whos worried about cause? I'm more worried about effect! :D

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

When I was quite young, I learned two things:
1. Girls made me horny
2. Guys did not.

Things have been fairly simple in that regard ever since

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

I very much doubt it, although I do concede a remote possibility.

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Goodness...certainly not.

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

See #2....guys don't do it for me. The other guy might have a wonderful time, but I sure won't

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

They all know, and they didn't react.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

I personally prefer people to be open about their sexuality, regardless of orientation. People who do otherwise tend to be uptight jerks.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

Do you seriously need to ask this question?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

I've never tried to convince anyone to be a heterosexual...it's not in my nature to try and persuade anyone to do anything.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

Two problems...
1. I don't really plan on having children
2. If I do, they will be home-schooled

So I don't much care. I'm not one of those "OMG...think of teh chilrden!!1!" types.

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

I think I have an idea of what I need to be doing. Communication and imagination are all you need.

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Because people don't know what they want...period.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

There is no "safety" on this side of the grave. You can't win if you don't bet.

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

My heterosexuality may be exclusive, but it is certainly not compulsive.
I could go on a lovely spree right now, if that was what I felt like doing.
Not doing so certainly doesn't make me feel any less "whole"

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Simple, when we've overpopulated the earth, and can no longer grow enough food to feed everyone, we'll simply start slaughtering the poor to feed to the rich.

Good plan, eh?

"overpopulation" *sarcastic snort*

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

This question in no way applies to me, since I will never pay some over-educated hand-holder to listen to my problems when I have plenty of friends and family who will gladly do so for free.

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

:rolleyes:

I am perfectly "happy" with the quality of my life, and the place my choices have taken me.
Given my bias against therapists, I think I'll stick with what works for me.

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

I would actually prefer my child be bisexual...but I'll be able to help my child with "hetero problems" due to my own experiences, so in answer to the question: yes.

Northern Isle

08-12-2005, 08:38

Your Funny!

Domici

08-12-2005, 08:39

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

I went to an all boys school. After that, I decided I'd had enough of my own gender.

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

I always felt a disqueitening lack of desire to express my heterosexuality in pseudo-homoerotic displays such as the football asspat, or "hitting the showers." It seemed clear to me that I simply wasn't motivated to hide anything.

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

With age and maturity I suppose that one day I may discover my asexuality. Like when my genitals shrivel off and I have my prostate removed.

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Nah. More of a depressive apathy regarding them.

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

No. They're either too hairy, or they may as well be women. That, and they have penises.

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

Well, a few of my friends were disappointed. They had either hoped to set me up with their gay friends, or suddenly wondered why I had not revealed my heterosexuality to them personally, by sleeping with them.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

I'm married. That's exactly what I do.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

See above. The premise of this question is faulty.

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

Again, married. We get sick of hearing about all the people you get to bang because you're single and want you to be as boring and pedestrian as we are. It's the same reason we recommend moving to the suburbs.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

It's the heterosexual teachers exposing themselves to children that concerns me.

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

If we knew how to truly please eachother we'd never get out of bed. It's the frustrations and interruptions that make us productive. That's why the primary occupations of gay men consist of decorating the rooms they have sex in. See question 13 for an explanation of why lesbians are so productive.

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

60% of straight marriages end in divorce. The rest end in death. Which would you rather be in?

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

That is easily accounted for by women's inclination towards sexual passivity. They both just sit there thinking "why won't she make a move? Do I smell bad today? Is she still upset that I didn't finish my share of the lasagne that she made? It was good, but I had a big lunch, I told her that, why won't she even look at me? She just looked at me! Is there something on my face? She knows something's wierd. She isn't saying anything. When did things get so awkward between us? Does she think I'm getting fat?" When they should just be getting horizontal with massage oils and an internet camera.

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

Most American's are somewhere between 1.3 people and 3.5 people. The quest for completion ended with the invention of the Big Mac.

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

I propose space colonization.

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

You can't trust therapists. You can't spell therapist without "the." There was another part to that saying, but I can't remember it.

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

Remember? Married?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

Well, I only have a daughter. Every young father's worst nightmare is the prospect of her bringing home unsavory boys, so I suppose I would have problems with the hetero thing. *sigh* And I thought I was so enlightened. :confused:

SoWiBi

08-12-2005, 13:35

VeeRau? i herewith officially like you.

Monkeypimp

08-12-2005, 13:43

Old.

(seriously, seen that list before on here a few times. Was surprised that Rotovia lapped it up)

UpwardThrust

08-12-2005, 13:47

The only thing funner the the OP (which btw is NOT original work by the op, its been circulating the web for awhile)
Is all the hetro's actually trying to reason through it rather then catching the fact that it is satire and just needs a giggle when you realize how silly asking some of this stuff of a hetro is but somehow they are serious questions when asked about homosexuality (not saying all that responded did this but some seem nearing belligerent as they realize how hard it is to rationalize when being asked silly questions like some of these are)

I love learning through comedy (specially satire)
Welcome to the forums

UpwardThrust

08-12-2005, 13:48

Old.

(seriously, seen that list before on here a few times. Was surprised that Rotovia lapped it up)
Yeah that has shown up on the forums a few times before (I know it is still alive in spam-mail and on other forums as well)

Valdania

08-12-2005, 14:07

I can't believe the number of people who have gone ahead and actually tried to answer the questions with this one - talk about something going over peoples heads.

*shakes head*

Gracerograd

08-12-2005, 14:52

and statistics show that anybody engaging in unprotected anal sex are the highest risk for aids.

Hardly a point against homosexuality, straight people do it too! And what's to say that homosexuals are less likely to use protection?

This is because lesbians are feminists. Feminists will build a giant wall around that area. No wonder why no STDs enter!

This IS a joke, right? In my experience, feminism enhances sex - once you've got a partner who accepts that you're equals it makes for SO much more fun.

Gracerograd

08-12-2005, 14:53

Also, kudos to the original poster, it made me chuckle and hopefully will make some narrow minded people think about stuff a bit more.

Heron-Marked Warriors

08-12-2005, 15:51

This IS a joke, right? In my experience, feminism enhances sex - once you've got a partner who accepts that you're equals it makes for SO much more fun.

That's going to get a resounding "duh"

I Love Oranges

08-12-2005, 15:54

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
The way i felt about women

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
I didn't, its just the way i am

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Most things are possible, but its unlikely

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
Not really no

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
I don't think i'd enjoy it, let me have more hetero ones first please:D

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?
Yes, they were fine with it

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
i do

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
cos we enjoy it

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
more people to sleep with ;)

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
i have no childers

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
asking is always a good step :fluffle:

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
because we aren't good enough at monotony

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
well in my opinion women should be bi, nut i am a horny teen so :p

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
maybe you can't

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
giant bunnys (all of the same sex so they can't breed)?

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?
could say that about anyone

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
nope specially cos i don't know what it is

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

Drunk commies deleted

08-12-2005, 16:03

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? boobies

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? when I was 3
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? Only if women completely disappear from the earth. Probably not even then if there is still porn.

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex? No

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover? No. Couldn't get it up with a dude.

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react? Yes and they approve

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet? OK

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? I dunno.

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle? More people to screw I guess.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers? No. Children should be raised by wolves.
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different? The usual stuff, scatplay, watersports, vinyl clothing, nazi uniforms, etc.
12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? Due to RSR. Red state radiation, which is known to destroy marriages and degrade critical thinking skills.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy? Who cares if it's safe, I need pussy and I'm willing to let the woman take any risk necessary.

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality? So who's claiming to be a person at all?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual? Squirt it in her hair instead.

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings? I should hope she would try to influence me. Preferably with offers of oral sex.

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy? Is that where I have to stick my cock in a rat trap? Pass.
18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?
No. My children should be perfect little asexual angels.

I Love Oranges

08-12-2005, 16:10

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5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover? No. Couldn't get it up with a dude.

all my dreams destroyed by question 5 :( ;)

Drunk commies deleted

08-12-2005, 16:12

all my dreams destroyed by question 5 :( ;)
I thought you loved oranges?

I Love Oranges

08-12-2005, 16:25

I thought you loved oranges?

IN A PLATONIC WAY!!!!! ARGH!!!

Sinuhue

08-12-2005, 16:37

*snip*
Just a head's up...people tend to jump down your throat if you don't quote your sources...in this case, I believe it's from the 'are your attitudes heterosexist (http://www.mun.ca/the/attitudetest.html)' test.

Sinuhue

08-12-2005, 16:40

Yeah that has shown up on the forums a few times before (I know it is still alive in spam-mail and on other forums as well)
But not everyone would have seen it before, either here or in email. So it IS new to some...not that people aren't completely missing the point.

Sinuhue

08-12-2005, 16:42

*snip*
Edit: :cool:

Great Denizistan

08-12-2005, 16:43

They are? I was always under the impression that heterosexual pædophiles were in the minority among pædophiles.

Nope, it's true, that's the reason why gay/lesbian people are much safer, and my view, cooler :p!

Heron-Marked Warriors

08-12-2005, 16:45

Whoa.....HMW! This is uncalled for, and shockingly rude coming from you. What gives?

Alcohol, real-world anger and the fact that if everyone else can miss the point then I can miss the point too, but I can do it bigger.

I Love Oranges

08-12-2005, 16:50

But not everyone would have seen it before, either here or in email. So it IS new to some...not that people aren't completely missing the point.

there was a point??? damn it, i always seem to miss those

Heron-Marked Warriors

08-12-2005, 16:52

there was a point??? damn it, i always seem to miss those

Really? You should take up fencing:p

I Love Oranges

08-12-2005, 16:53

Really? You should take up fencing:p

hehe, nah, all of the houses in my areas have brick walls, i'd get no work at all

Heron-Marked Warriors

08-12-2005, 16:56

hehe, nah, all of the houses in my areas have brick walls, i'd get no work at all

LOL:p

New Genoa

09-12-2005, 00:24

Hardly a point against homosexuality, straight people do it too! And what's to say that homosexuals are less likely to use protection?

This IS a joke, right? In my experience, feminism enhances sex - once you've got a partner who accepts that you're equals it makes for SO much more fun.

Of course everything I say is joke, which really makes you wonder how valid this post is right now.

Heron-Marked Warriors

09-12-2005, 00:27

Of course everything I say is joke, which really makes you wonder how valid this post is right now.

It's a joke. But that means that you're joking when you say it's a joke. But...but...but...:headbang: :p

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 00:30

Kudos to the original poster.

Those questions needed to be asked. :D

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 00:31

Funny though they may be, they won't make much of a difference, if any at all.

MinMaxRegret

09-12-2005, 00:41

Am i alone in thinking this was a rhetorical post, simply written to inspire thought and debate. Not answers . . .

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 00:42

Am i alone in thinking this was a rhetorical post, simply written to inspire thought and debate. Not answers . . .
Nop, you are not. I am surprised that so many made an attempt to answer it.

Drake Gryphonhearth

09-12-2005, 00:45

1. My troubled childhood.

2. At the age of 15, after I was beat up by an older kid (male)?

3. I don't know.Perhaps.

4. See 2.

5. Perhaps. I just can't find the gut to do it, as I am traumized (sp?). (see 2.)

6. I suspect that I wouldn't be allowed to live at home if I told them, so I've decided to wait, and give small hints.

7. See 6.

8. Because we're inferior.

9. Because we're afraid of difference.

10. I would never allow my child to be in class with an heterosexuall teacher. I'd be worried all the time.

11. *puts on tinfoil hat.

12. Because we haven't found our inner self yet.

13. No.

14. I try.

15. We invented nukes.

16. I always bear that in mind. It frightens me.

17. I'm too afraid of myself to consider anything.

18. From my personal knowlegde, no. But perhaps in a more accepting society.

Mich selbst und ich

09-12-2005, 00:46

Avertide

09-12-2005, 00:49

There are three possible answers. 1. The Ace of Spades, 2. It's blowing in the wind, and 3. this was some sort of attempt at a joke, except you botched it if that's what you were going for with your ALL CAPS thread title.

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 00:52

Hetors are not the ones with the proble,: HOMOS ARE!
Riiiiiight. :rolleyes:

Hey, at least we homos can spell :D

Heron-Marked Warriors

09-12-2005, 00:54

Riiiiiight. :rolleyes:

Hey, at least we homos can spell :D

you also seem to like the letter "I";)

Avertide

09-12-2005, 00:55

I also wasn't aware that you are the arbiter of who who is and isn't normal. In my opinion, it's not normal to have a fear of homosexuals.

Dude, Basic Principles of Philosophic Perception. Jesus, do I have to remind all of you figments of my psyche of these things?

Kungfualfalfa06

09-12-2005, 00:56

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 00:57

basicaly, animals are not homosexual. otherwise they could not reproduce and they would not be a specis. and i figure the same applies to humans aswell. but homosexuals do have one thing that is good. you cant overpopulate if tyou cant reproduce. so thanks gays and lesbians
You do realise that scientists have traced homosexual behaviour in animals, right? Scientific research on homosexuality among animals is quite common nowadays.

So, what if gay people carry the best genes? Then the genetically inferior masses can reproduce, creating more genetically inferior offspring? Yeah, great line of thinking :p

Kungfualfalfa06

09-12-2005, 01:11

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 01:12

you also seem to like the letter "I";)
Oh, hush now ;)

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:13

it does not work. homo sexual cant have babys. hypothetically speaking suppose god made adam and steve, ok. they have sex and look no bably . guess what happens the species dies no more people. gone because anatomicaly speaking it wont work.
Umm, it still occurs in animals. :rolleyes:

Science is also advancing to allow homosexual couples to have babies. So are there any arguments left that Christianity can muster?

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 01:16

basicaly, animals are not homosexual. otherwise they could not reproduce and they would not be a specis. and i figure the same applies to humans aswell. but homosexuals do have one thing that is good. you cant overpopulate if tyou cant reproduce. so thanks gays and lesbians

You obviously have never watched a single documentary on animal sexuality on the Discovery channel. If you had, you'd be aware all animal species have various incidence of homosexual individuals.

Also, homosexuals can reproduce; they're not sterile. If I was to be convinced by a woman who *really* wanted to perpetuate my superior genes, there's nothing that would prevent me from doing so. Homosexuals are not incapable of reproduction: we're just pretty much immune against unwanted pregnancy. :D

Kungfualfalfa06

09-12-2005, 01:17

science has. not nature. lets put 2 homo sexuals on on desert isle, and 2 heterosexual people on a desert isle and see who will reporduce.

Avertide

09-12-2005, 01:17

Umm, it still occurs in animals. :rolleyes:

Science is also advancing to allow homosexual couples to have babies. So are there any arguments left that Christianity can muster?

Yes, that researching into making men capable of bearing young is a waste of time, money, and resources better spent fixing our existing system of government and society. Or even in the research sense, Cancer, AIDS, Famine.

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:18

science has. not nature. lets put 2 homo sexuals on on desert isle, and 2 heterosexual people on a desert isle and see who will reporduce.
When we return to the Stone Age, then I'll remember your words ;)

Kungfualfalfa06

09-12-2005, 01:19

You obviously have never watched a single documentary on animal sexuality on the Discovery channel. If you had, you'd be aware all animal species have various incidence of homosexual individuals.

Also, homosexuals can reproduce; they're not sterile. If I was to be convinced by a woman who *really* wanted to perpetuate my superior genes, there's nothing that would prevent me from doing so. Homosexuals are not incapable of reproduction: we're just pretty much immune against unwanted pregnancy. :D

nice justification.

Avertide

09-12-2005, 01:19

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:19

Yes, that researching into making men capable of bearing young is a waste of time, money, and resources better spent fixing our existing system of government and society. Or even in the research sense, Cancer, AIDS, Famine.
Whereas spending research on serious things, like how we can sell more Cokes is really important, yes. :rolleyes:

Avertide

09-12-2005, 01:20

Whereas spending research on serious things, like how we can sell more Cokes is really important, yes. :rolleyes:

Never said the corporate whore machine wasn't a waste of money.

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:21

Never said the corporate whore machine wasn't a waste of money.
So allowing lesbians and gay couples to have babies, which they may well be suited to raising better than a straight couple, passing on genes which are perhaps superior to the rest of the populace, is a waste of money? Hmm...why? This way babies are still born (not that homosexual practises are numerically sufficient to endanger birth rates anyway).

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 01:24

nice justification.
Justification for what? My not being sterile? Would it make you feel less insecure about yourself if I couldn't reproduce?

You are aware gays aren't still around because they produce gay offsprings in secret, but rather because we're born that way from heterosexual parents, aren't you?

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 01:26

Well, unless you're raped because you're a lesbian. Or is that not as common as I've been led to believe by all the pro-GLBT literature/peeps I've encountered?
Alright, replace the generic term "homosexuals" for "gay men" in the statement where it says we're immune to unwanted pregnancies.

I stand corrected.

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 01:28

Avertide

09-12-2005, 01:30

So allowing lesbians and gay couples to have babies, which they may well be suited to raising better than a straight couple, passing on genes which are perhaps superior to the rest of the populace, is a waste of money? Hmm...why? This way babies are still born (not that homosexual practises are numerically sufficient to endanger birth rates anyway).

I'm a Facist(Note: No, I am not mispelling Fascist, though I probably mispelled the word before fascist) and operate under the theory that if you concentrate funding on what you want to get done within the next decade because you were supposed to have it done a decade ago.

It's probably erroneous, but that's what I get for objecting out of my own self-interest, because I just know some woman would try to make a seahorse out of me.

Avertide

09-12-2005, 01:32

Alright, replace the generic term "homosexuals" for "gay men" in the statement where it says we're immune to unwanted pregnancies.

I stand corrected.

Sorry about that. I think I added 99.99% more vitrol than I intended. Because that's actually a question I've been wondering for awhile now. Which is probably incapable of being answered, by like, anyone.

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:32

Dude, you're starting to scare me. Are you some sort of gay nazi or something :p
Shhh...:p Femi-nazi too ;)

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 01:33

Shhh...:p Femi-nazi too ;)
You can't be a feminazi, you're not female. :rolleyes:

Edit: I hope! :p

1337berting

09-12-2005, 01:33

Ugh, the other day I started going around asking people if they were heterosexual, it was hilarious 10 people said no.

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:36

You can't be a feminazi, you're not female. :rolleyes:

Edit: I hope! :p
I can be feminist though.

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 01:36

Ugh, the other day I started going around asking people if they were heterosexual, it was hilarious 10 people said no.
Yes, it can be surprising how many gays and bisexuals aren't the flamboyant queens average Joe and Jane expect them to be.

And it's also saddening, to a point, for those of us like that trying to meet people to date :(

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:38

Yes, it can be surprising how many gays and bisexuals aren't the flamboyant queens average Joe and Jane expect them to be.

And it's also saddening, to a point, for those of us like that trying to meet people to date :(
Saddening, how?

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 01:38

I can be feminist though.
Yes, yes you can.

Personally, I rather think along the lines of gender equality.

As in: women are being degraded and used as sexual objects in publicity, porn, and everyday life, but men aren't.

I vote we either start treating women with the respect they're due as our equals, or we start treating men like sexual objects to be degraded as well. Either way works fine for me :D

Skaladora

09-12-2005, 01:40

Saddening, how?
As in: I'm not flamboyant enough to draw attention from all those cute gay guys out there, who probably don't realize that I could be into them.

It also makes it more difficult for me to single out those cute, non-flamboyant gays I might find attractive/interesting.

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:41

As in: I'm not flamboyant enough to draw attention from all those cute gay guys out there, who probably don't realize that I could be into them.

It also makes it more difficult for me to single out those cute, non-flamboyant gays I might find attractive/interesting.
All too true :(

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:42

Yes, yes you can.

Personally, I rather think along the lines of gender equality.

As in: women are being degraded and used as sexual objects in publicity, porn, and everyday life, but men aren't.

I vote we either start treating women with the respect they're due as our equals, or we start treating men like sexual objects to be degraded as well. Either way works fine for me :D
Genderial equality is fine by me.

Quebecinland

09-12-2005, 01:44

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

The society pressure that start at the born of myself

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

Like homosexuality, I don't decide, I am

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

We will never be totally sure of that, so I will take a: Maybe

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Agree

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

That's a possibility

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

They react like that: M'kay, lets juggle

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

I don't tell it everywhere

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

The question should be: Why do human place so much emphasis on sex?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

Because were afraid to be alone

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

Life must go on

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

By listening the other one. Every human is different, we can't totally understand the other. We can't totally understand ourself

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Statisticly because there are more heterosexual relationship than homosexual.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

Life is a degenarative and mortal disease

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

How can you be a whole person by not knowing everything?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Over population, there's not. Just let everyone free and equal. We can stuck everyone with 1m² in texas states.

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

Can we trust anyone?

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

I'm really happy at the time, but if I need this, ok.

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

I want one thing for my child, let them be them.

Sel Appa

09-12-2005, 01:55

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
I need to reproduce genius.
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
I didn't decide, it just came.
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
WTF?! It is biologically correct.
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
No, see 3.
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
WTF?
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?
I have better things to talk about at my age.
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
See 3.
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Proof please.
9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
See 3.
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
Yes...well not EXPOSE them, but they can have a teacher that is hetero
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
It's nature son.
12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
Marriage is stupid.
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
Prove it.
14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
See 3.
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
Disease, war, famine, poverty. Nature knows what to do.
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?
Uh yes.
17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
WTF?
18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?
What problems?!?!?

Whoever posted this is an idiot. Heterosexuality is biologically correct and homosexuality is a mutation and should not be allowed to reproduce(however that is even feasible).

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 01:57

Whoever posted this is an idiot. Heterosexuality is biologically correct and homosexuality is a mutation and should not be allowed to reproduce(however that is even feasible).
Explain why not.

Kiwi-kiwi

09-12-2005, 02:03

So allowing lesbians and gay couples to have babies, which they may well be suited to raising better than a straight couple, passing on genes which are perhaps superior to the rest of the populace, is a waste of money? Hmm...why? This way babies are still born (not that homosexual practises are numerically sufficient to endanger birth rates anyway).

I'd say that's it's something that research shouldn't be put toward, but for reasons entirely unrelated to sexuality. In the same manner, I don't think that people should keep researching ways to improve human fertility so that previously infertile women and older women can have children.

My reason is: There are a shitload of children out there without parents that could use them. Stop being so bloody concerned about your oh-so-precious genetic code, spending years and thousands of dollars trying to create another brat to fill this rapidly filling world. Adopt, damn yoooou! *shakes fist*

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 02:06

I'd say that's it's something that research shouldn't be put toward, but for reasons entirely unrelated to sexuality. In the same manner, I don't think that people should keep researching ways to improve human fertility so that previously infertile women and older women can have children.

My reason is: There are a shitload of children out there without parents that could use them. Stop being so bloody concerned about your oh-so-precious genetic code, spending years and thousands of dollars trying to create another brat to fill this rapidly filling world. Adopt, damn yoooou! *shakes fist*
Hey, if this is the basis of your argument, fine, I agree. The thing is though, one day, western societies will need genetic technology to ensure that they remain fertile and enjoy sufficiently high birth rates. Genetic technology will also allow us to improve our gene pools in the future and root out diseases. So for this reason, one must realise how importance research in genetics is, even now.

Kiwi-kiwi

09-12-2005, 02:23

Hey, if this is the basis of your argument, fine, I agree. The thing is though, one day, western societies will need genetic technology to ensure that they remain fertile and enjoy sufficiently high birth rates. Genetic technology will also allow us to improve our gene pools in the future and root out diseases. So for this reason, one must realise how importance research in genetics is, even now.

Yeah, I know. And I'll never dis genetics. Genetics is very likely to become my career.

However, it still pisses me off when I hear about people spending $45 000 and two years on IVF treatment just so they can have a bouncing baby that shares their genes. I'm not sure if it makes it worse if you find out that they already have other children.

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 02:24

Yeah, I know. And I'll never dis genetics. Genetics is very likely to become my career.

However, it still pisses me off when I hear about people spending $45 000 and two years on IVF treatment just so they can have a bouncing baby that shares their genes. I'm not sure if it makes it worse if you find out that they already have other children.
At least we are thinking along the same lines then :)

Fattarah

09-12-2005, 02:32

"Whoever posted this is an idiot. Heterosexuality is biologically correct and homosexuality is a mutation and should not be allowed to reproduce(however that is even feasible)."

The person who posted this understands irony and sarcasm, whereas you do not, therefore I think my statement that you may be the idiot is justified.

Sickle Cell Anemia is also a genetic mutation, along with Trisomy 21 (Down Syndrome), colorblindness, and diabetes. Should those who have and/or carry such diseases not be allowed to reproduce? BB King is diabetic, so I guess his parents (who must have been carriers) should never have had him. Beethoven was genetically predisposed to numerous medical conditions (all of his siblings had either severe MR or other physical/mental disabilities that were genetically linked).

I'd want any children to be raised by a loving couple; gay, straight, whatever. I was raised by two straight parents, yet both myself and my sister are gay, so I'm guessing there's no corrolation there. My sister and her partner may adopt at some point. I'm guessing their child has about the same probability of being gay as any (not terribly high).

Kiwi-kiwi

09-12-2005, 02:32

At least we are thinking along the same lines then :)

Indeed.

I mean, there's some things I can see would be a good idea for IVF-like treatments. Like, say that a person's family has a history of an inherited genetic disease cropping up, I'd say that, if possible, it would be a good idea to screen embryos for that trait. I mean, there's nothing wrong with people with genetic disorders, however if you could choose between having your child live without something like... cystic fibrosis, and having them live with it, wouldn't it be better to screen?

Again though, as a first option I would recommend adoption.

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 02:34

Indeed.

I mean, there's some things I can see would be a good idea for IVF-like treatments. Like, say that a person's family has a history of an inherited genetic disease cropping up, I'd say that, if possible, it would be a good idea to screen embryos for that trait. I mean, there's nothing wrong with people with genetic disorders, however if you could choose between having your child live without something like... cystic fibrosis, and having them live with it, wouldn't it be better to screen?

Again though, as a first option I would recommend adoption.
Look into RNAi research...its even more impressive. It can modify genes without damaging them. One day I can see such research as curing diseases, replacing plastic surgery etc etc.

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 02:34

"Whoever posted this is an idiot. Heterosexuality is biologically correct and homosexuality is a mutation and should not be allowed to reproduce(however that is even feasible)."

The person who posted this understands irony and sarcasm, whereas you do not, therefore I think my statement that you may be the idiot is justified.

Sickle Cell Anemia is also a genetic mutation, along with Trisomy 21 (Down Syndrome), colorblindness, and diabetes. Should those who have and/or carry such diseases not be allowed to reproduce? BB King is diabetic, so I guess his parents (who must have been carriers) should never have had him. Beethoven was genetically predisposed to numerous medical conditions (all of his siblings had either severe MR or other physical/mental disabilities that were genetically linked).
That is assuming homosexuality is a mutation, and not a natural mechanism of population control.

Fattarah

09-12-2005, 02:44

That is assuming homosexuality is a mutation, and not a natural mechanism of population control.

Hmm. I did have poor choice in wording.

I think the mechanism of population control is an interesting concept, but would also elude to some form of evolutionary mutation designed to keep the population from outgrowing the capacity of its environment. I don't know... thoughts to ponder. :rolleyes:

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 02:46

Hmm. I did have poor choice in wording.

I think the mechanism of population control is an interesting concept, but would also elude to some form of evolutionary mutation designed to keep the population from outgrowing the capacity of its environment. I don't know... thoughts to ponder. :rolleyes:
I'd like to do more reading on it, as I'm not clear on the whole concept either...that said, neither are scientists. Research so far has shown one is born gay, but has done little to explain it.

Kiwi-kiwi

09-12-2005, 02:47

Look into RNAi research...its even more impressive. It can modify genes without damaging them. One day I can see such research as curing diseases, replacing plastic surgery etc etc.

Things like that are what make me more and more interested in genetics. I am seriously hoping that I get into that 'Be a Gene Researcher for a Week' program.

...I swear that I'll only use my powers for good, and not pursue a goal of having an army of giant carnivorous kiwi birds. Wait, I've said too much! :shock:

Hm, I suppose I've gone quite off topic. I'll stop hijacking.

Europa Maxima

09-12-2005, 02:48

Things like that are what make me more and more interested in genetics. I am seriously hoping that I get into that 'Be a Gene Researcher for a Week' program.

...I swear that I'll only use my powers for good, and not pursue a goal of having an army of giant carnivorous kiwi birds. Wait, I've said too much! :shock:

Hm, I suppose I've gone quite off topic. I'll stop hijacking.
Yeah, I guess we have gone kind of off topic :p

Santa Barbara

09-12-2005, 02:50

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

Wow, you can copy and paste some bullshit email spam! Good for you!

(Meanwhile, let's all pretend that homosexual anal sex is perfectly natural and that the ripping intestinal lining and weakening of the rectum leading to involuntary defecation is just a sign of how loving and wholesome homosexuality is.)

Ham-o

09-12-2005, 02:53

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Wow. Good job.

Oxwana

09-12-2005, 04:17

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-original post-
I love you.
You were discussed today at the GSA meeting at my school.
You made Becky stop crying after she found out that someone wrote, "Die fags die" on her poster. Thank you.:)
Can I use the list to make new posters?

Lovely Boys

09-12-2005, 04:33

No, the list is definately right here. Pedophilia is not linked to sexual orientation much in the same way that heterosexual male child molesters don't only molest young girls (in fact, they go after more boys than girls). Child molestation is a result of factors totally external to sexual orientation (usually past molestation or a desire for control).

True; the paedophile is actually attracted to the age NOT the sex of the individual as masculine/feminine features only start to develop until later on, around puberty - what dictates whether the victim is male or female is the availability the perpertrator has to the victim - if given equal opportunity, a paedophile will go for a girl or a boy, regardless of what their sexual orientation maybe.

And that is what is different, gays are attracted to mascline features, lesbians are attracted to female features.

Artesianaria

09-12-2005, 05:03

This should be fun ...

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
Testosterone.

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
First time I kissed a girl.

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Not even a snowball's chance in Hell.

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?No fear at all. Every last male on the face of this planet is, to one degree or another, an asshole, mother-fucker or both. Those aren't things to fear.

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover??Nope. One penis is way more than enough trouble.

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react? They're totally accepting of it, even the gay ones.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet? I flaunt it because that's how the chicks know that I'm available for them. Duh.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? If you'd ever have had hetero sex you wouldn't have to ask that.

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle? I don't. I want the straight women and the bi women to stay exactly the way they are. If anything, I try to get the straight women to be bi. See, I'm contributing to the alternate lifestyles.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers? That's funny. I've heard straights say that a disproportionate majority of child molesters are gay men. You folks should really get your facts straight. ALL CHILD MOLESTERS ARE PEDOPHILES. Gay or straight isn't even a concern.

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different? What men and women do in bed together is basic biology. Read a book. Being so anatomically different is where all the fun is.

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? Because the mass majority of parents are far too ignorant to be able to properly teach their children about setting and sticking with the right priorities in life; Work and play hard during the school years; work and play hard during the college years; travel and do what's necessary to become a success; during these first three periods have as much sex and sexual experimentation as possible WITHOUT COMMITMENT!; then, after all of this has been acheived, and if one feels it necassary, then get around to thinking about considering committing to a relationship that is apropriate for that individual IF commitment is the way that person wants to go. NO MARRIAGE OR KIDS PRIOR TO 25 YEARS OF AGE AT THE EARLIEST!!!

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy? It's as safe as she and her partner make it.

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality? I'm already a "whole person." All the hot women are just beautiful accessories.

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual? Nature will dictate that, not us.

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings? No more so than the gay ones would.

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy? Happiness is a decision, not an aversion.

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?I'd want my child to ultimately make his own decision based on his own nature and free will. Imposing what I would want for him would be nothing more than stripping him of his nature and free will.

M3rcenaries

09-12-2005, 05:26

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?
1. Born normal
2. never decided, just always was.
3. No, no no!
4. If all guys were scared of each other, things would be messed up.
5. No, and never ever plan it to be that way. A gay relationship is about as apealing to me as a straight relaitonship is to a gay person.
6. yah.
7. Flaunt.. how can i flaunt the norm.
8. i dont
9 why do gyas try to do that?
10 as opposed to gay? i would guess it doesnt make a dif.
11 years of history and porn
12 ppl marry to young
13 not if she uses protection
14 no motivation to do otherwise
15 war
16 couldnt a gay do the smae?
17 very few happy heteros? wow wat a depressed world we live in

VeeRau

09-12-2005, 05:31

I love you.
You were discussed today at the GSA meeting at my school.
You made Becky stop crying after she found out that someone wrote, "Die fags die" on her poster. Thank you.:)
Can I use the list to make new posters?

Okay -

1. I did not intend to claim ownership to this - I found it on MakeOutClub and after reading some of the inane DRIBBLE and gay & relgion bashing on here thought it may in some small way help people realise that a. their views aren't the only ones that count and b. it's not nice to act negatively in any way to people who are different to you (you being general)

2. what is with people on here thinking they are so high and mighty, who gives a *poo* if what i posted is not the first time it's ever been posted somewhere on internet land. copy it and pass it around as many times as you like i say, if you've alreday read it, then just move on or enjoy the show.

meanwhile - tell becky hi with luv form me.

xov

VeeRau

09-12-2005, 05:32

Originally Posted by MinMaxRegret

Am i alone in thinking this was a rhetorical post, simply written to inspire thought and debate. Not answers . . .

Nop, you are not. I am surprised that so many made an attempt to answer it.

yes - and i'm suprised at how many people how gotten ants in their pants just because of it!

VeeRau

09-12-2005, 05:38

Originally Posted by VeeRau:
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

Originally Posted by Artesianaria:
If you'd ever have had hetero sex you wouldn't have to ask that.

Yah uh - I'm actually a very happily married 22 year old female, with plenty of experience in the sexual realms and my own sexual preference is besides the point... anyhow, the point is you're not really supposed to answer the questions. read the rest of the comments and i'm pretty sure you'll get the idea.

Mr Bad

09-12-2005, 05:47

Basic principles of science

14.

No.

Yes.

Nope.

Yes, and they treat me normally because I am normal.

Because I'm better than you?

heterosexuals. Kinda the whole premise of sexual orientation.

Because it's superior.

No, child molesters are priests, not teachers. Get your facts straight (and not queer).

The reason why men and women please each other is because there's 3 holes for us to toy with. Three is bigger than two. If you want some more details, I suggest you rent a porno. Otherwise, you're just a sexophobe who isn't willing to do research.

Because monogamy isn't natural.

This is because lesbians are feminists. Feminists will build a giant wall around that area. No wonder why no STDs enter!

Because if you were a half person, you'd be dead (how can you survive with only one lung, half a heart, half a stomach, and half your skin???). And seeing as I'm not dead, I guess I'm a whole person.

Rocket to sun.

Since heterosexuality is normal, then there's no need to influence since everyone is actually heterosexual and everyone who isn't is actually pretending so they can get married for the insurance. Don't believe me? That's because you're retarded.

No.

Yes.

ouch. severe reality malfunction here :S

VeeRau

09-12-2005, 05:48

Wow, you can copy and paste some bullshit email spam! Good for you!

(Meanwhile, let's all pretend that homosexual anal sex is perfectly natural and that the ripping intestinal lining and weakening of the rectum leading to involuntary defecation is just a sign of how loving and wholesome homosexuality is.)

Woa - angst filled much?

If it bothers you so much then why go to the trouble of replying and making some drama about it?

Oh and yes, Homosexuality IS all about how many buttholes one can rip apart and not AT ALL about emotions or the connection one person may feel towards the other. (Sarcasim intended)

Lets just pretend it's natural to have only one viewpoint and think it applies to the entire human race - dude, get a reality check.

VeeRau

09-12-2005, 05:50

[QUOTE=Fattarah]
"Whoever posted this is an idiot. Heterosexuality is biologically correct and homosexuality is a mutation and should not be allowed to reproduce(however that is even feasible)."

Oh lordy - are people on here really that stupid? Or are they just 16 and think they own the world? Read below and try and think outside the square for once.

"The person who posted this understands irony and sarcasm, whereas you do not, therefore I think my statement that you may be the idiot is justified."

VeeRau

09-12-2005, 05:54

Yeah, I guess we have gone kind of off topic :p

not that i mind or it matters. :)

xov

Cerulean Heavens

09-12-2005, 06:11

I hate to enter the fray of the forums, but...

Since when is genetic mutation a bad thing? What happened to evolution? Did it occur to anyone that many varieties of creatures would not exist today if it weren't for mutations and evolution?

Of course... should you not believe in evolution, feel free to disregard me, as well as all posts about genetics, the difference in eye colour, hair colour, and any number of sundry issues tied to genetics.

Artesianaria

09-12-2005, 06:29

PasturePastry

09-12-2005, 06:35

If nothing else, it's a good list of loaded questions. Let's see if we can pick out the ideas that one is required to accept before it's possible to answer the questions:

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

At some point you were not a heterosexual.

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

You made a concious decision to be a heterosexual.

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

Heterosexuality is just a phase

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex.

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

All you need is a good gay lover.

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

Your sexuality is something that would elicit a reaction from others.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

You insist on flauntiny your heterosexuality and I wish you would keep quiet about it.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

Heterosexuals place alot of emphasis on sex.

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

Heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

Compositional fallacy: most child molesters are heterosexual, therefore all heterosexuals are child molesters.

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

No acceptable answer combined with the "no true Scotsman" fallacy - You can't possibly know how to please eachother.

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

There are few stable relationships among heterosexuals

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

It is not safe for woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle because of the risk of disease and pregnancy.

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

You are not a whole person

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

The human race can't survive if everyone were heterosexual (as if there is a "critical mass" for human beings and once there are enough people, the planet will suddenly blow up).

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

You can't trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective and you don't feel that s/he might be inclined to influence you (you are oblivious).

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

Compositional fallacy once again - there are few happy heterosexuals, therefore all heterosexuals are unhappy. You have an option to change and you haven't considered it.

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?
You want your child to face problems, making you a bad person.

Just goes to show when a question makes one uncomfortable answering, it is probably because you are required to agree with something that you don't agree with. The best thing to do is identify what the hidden assumptions are and take those on rather than trying to answer the question.

Texsonia

09-12-2005, 18:03

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
An oversexed babysitter.

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

Age 11 maybe, catching the babysitter masturbating. At that point I just had to know more.

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

Sure, but by that time I'll probably be old and uninterested.

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

I don't fear members of the same sex. But they don't have vaginas, and that means they're not really worth thinking about.

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

If I could find a gay man with a vagina, I guess so.

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

I think most of them know. Probably more than they wanted to.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

By flaunting, do you mean hitting on everything with a vagina? becasue ican't stop that.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

How do you explain cookies and cream ice cream. until you've tasted it, there's just no way to describe it.

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

The more heterosexual women, the more sex partners.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

Why would I expose my child to anyone. I keep her locked in her room 24/7.

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

Behold the wonder of exploration. Half the fun is exploring the bits you don't have. More importantly why do gays even bother? The other person has the same parts you do, where's the mystery?

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Monogamy is like socialism, failed concept peopel keep trying to make work.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

Have you seen some lesbians? Who wants to expose them to anything. Those lesbians skew the stats in their favor.

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

Spend all your time thinking about sex and you don't have time to contemplate your inherent "unwholeness".

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

You can be heterosexual and not have kids. Or only have one. Not everyone is Catholic.

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

Actually I'd prefer it if my therapist ripped off her top and went down on me.

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

I think the problem is gays don't really understand heterosexuals so you can't accuratley judge a heterosexuals happiness.

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

Actually I'm going to pretend like my child isn't sexual. Either option is too painful to think about.

Heron-Marked Warriors

09-12-2005, 19:50

If nothing else, it's a good list of loaded questions. Let's see if we can pick out the ideas that one is required to accept before it's possible to answer the questions:

dude, you're not meant to answer the questions **spastic face**

Terapathia

10-12-2005, 05:45

I think the heterosexuals that answer this post need to take a step back and actually analyze what is being said. Let me just say that the chemicals that make a heterosexual arroused are the same as that which make a homosexual arroused. I could go into more scientific/biological/psychological detail but I don't want to lose people. Just because homosexuals can't reproduce doesn't make their feelings and emotions any less valid. Blame it on their chemicals - hormones- that make them arroused. What are hormones? Mostly protein based substances. Where are proteins made? In the nuclei of cells. What's in the nucleus? All the genetic information obtained from loving or hopefully loving man and wife. Studies apparently pin point the mother as carrying the possible gene marker since the Y chromosome in is too small to carry very much at all. There we go. Beat up what I've said silly hateful people.

Candle Ice

10-12-2005, 05:55

:rolleyes:
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?
1. the fact that i don't like dick...may have something to do with it...
2. the first time i realized i don't like dick...
3. no
4. No. Just their dicks.
5...no
6. yes. normally.
7. absolutely not.
8. Why not...?
9. because it's NORMAL
10.It depends on whether or not they plan to RAPE MY CHILD.
11. Please each other anatomically. Because Chuck Norris wills it.
12. Well, how many married gay couples have filed for divorce? oh wait...
13. Yes.
14. Because then i don't have to touch anyone else's penis. Nuff' said.
15. Condoms.
16. No.
17. See #'s 3, 5, and 16.
18. Yes

New Genoa

10-12-2005, 06:00

Oh and yes, Homosexuality IS all about how many buttholes one can rip apart and not AT ALL about emotions or the connection one person may feel towards the other. (Sarcasim intended)

Well, yeah it is. Just heterosexuality is about how many buttholes/vaginas one can rip. Sexuality is related to sex. The "love" part is entirely separate. For example, say you're gay. You can "love" this girl to death (as a friend I presume), but not want her because of your sexual feelings. Attraction and infatuation is where it all starts. The so-called "love" (if it really exists - 60% divorce rate, plus do you really think all intact marriages are happy) comes after.

Santa Barbara

10-12-2005, 06:07

Woa - angst filled much?

I dunno, I'm not the one making a thread 'calling out' people whose sexuality isn't like mine. How would you react if I made a thread called "HEY HOMO's"? That thread would get canned as being trolling. And horridly politically incorrect as well. But we have this double standard for homosexuals.

If it bothers you so much then why go to the trouble of replying and making some drama about it?

That makes sense. Something bothers me, I just let it happen. What is that, the bend over and submit policy? Not for me, thanks.

Lets just pretend it's natural to have only one viewpoint and think it applies to the entire human race - dude, get a reality check.

That is exactly what you're doing. Perhaps you need a reality check - and a mirror.

Armandian Cheese

10-12-2005, 06:33

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

Physiology. My body is made to reproduce, ladies and gents. Biology 101.

2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

Last summer, actually. I had been asexual for much of my life before that---but I slowly fell in love with a girl, and I decided to experiment with heterosexuality then. It failed miserably, so now I'm anti-sexual (morally opposed to sexuality but biologically hetero)...

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

Yes. I've already begun work on it; my intention is to fully eliminate my sexuality with stringent mental regimens.

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

No, it stems from the fact that my genes want to be carried on. Again, have you ever taken a biology class?

5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

Not really; sex in general is disgusting as hell. I've never slept with either gender. I don't see how having sex what difference it would make, really. Biology would make it more pleasant with a girl, but it'd still be disgusting.

6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

My parents were frankly overjoyed, especially my mom. She, for some inane reason, is hell bent on grandchildren...-_- My friends constantly pressure me to "loosen up" and embrace my hetero-ness actually.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

I don't flaunt it; it is shameful and disgusting, and I reject it heartily.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

Because our biologies direct us to produce as many copies of our genetic makeup as possible. For the record, however, I personally do not place emphasis on sex.

9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

Again, the need to procreate is a powerful one. More mates=more kids=more passing on of genes.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

They're not disproportionate; it's just that heteros are a majority in general.

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

Well, not to give you a lesson the birds and the bees here, but the parts are specifically tailored to "fit"---they're in essence custom crafted and have "interlocking parts."

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

The heterosexual divorce rate is little different from the homosexual one; you have little argument there.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

Well, people should just avoid sex in general because it's barbarous, primitive, and overrides rationality---but I doubt many people will listen to that. And not only the STD rate is minimally different, but the death due to a few STDs compared to the elimination of the human race from the elimination of hetero reproduction (we have as of yet not developed reliable, large scale means of reproduction) is incredibly small. Not only that, but if all the hetero women with STDs became lesbians, wouldn't it increase the lesbian STD rate?

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

Sexuality does not and never will define personality.

15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

That's a myth---as of now, the world produces enough food and has enough resources to supply a population several times larger.

16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

I can't. I've never gone to an official therapist, but a few self appointed ones have tried to "convert" me several times over.

17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

Well, first of all, your first statement is completely and blatantly unsupported by scientific data. Second, I would if it wasn't so time consuming, ineffective, and painful.

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

No, because I won't have a child, and even if I did I wouldn't want it shackled to powerful and irrational desires.

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