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Sexy Conservatives

Rotovia-
08-12-2005, 02:35
Has anyone else noticed that most young conservative women are sexy as hell? It's their one weapon against me. I reached this conclusion after this girl had me declaring that Bush wasn't on par with Hitler by hiking up her skirt.

Thankfully I came to my senses after remembering that the moment they hit thirty, they turn into the cript keeper. Thus my battle plan is to still date conservatives, but only until I remind them why abstence sucks.

In defence of liberal women, whilst they tend to be less classically attractive. They tend to have huge...uh...ideals...

That's all for Rotovia's Daily Dose of Useless Crap...
The South Islands
08-12-2005, 02:38
Boobs aren't everything.

Admit it, Ann Coulter is Hot.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2005, 02:38
That's all for Rotovia's Daily Dose of Useless Crap...
So you promise not to make any more posts today?
Economic Associates
08-12-2005, 02:39
So you promise not to make any more posts today?

You are the insult master. :rolleyes:
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 02:39
Hmm Anke van der Meersch, though politically a liberal, is also really hot. Some of her ideas are very right wing though. She is highly nationalist and opposes multiculturalism, sort of a fascist.

Oh yeah, I'm gay, but I can appreciate female beauty :p
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 02:40
Name some examples of sexy conservatives.
Pantycellen
08-12-2005, 02:43
most of the women I've found attractive in my life have either been left wing or have not had a political position generally.

but then I have a different view of attractiveness in my world big boobs are bad unless you are buxom all over (so welsh woman hood is fine supermodels and so on are not)
Preebs
08-12-2005, 02:45
As neither a liberal (in *that* sense) nor a conservative, I maintain my sexiness.

That is all.
Rotovia-
08-12-2005, 02:46
Boobs aren't everything.

Admit it, Ann Coulter is Hot.
Depends the camera angle. Sometimes she has the Fergy-looking thing going on that -frankly- scares me.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2005, 02:47
You are the insult master. :rolleyes:
And your come-backs are the epitome of subtle and original wit. :p
Teh_pantless_hero
08-12-2005, 02:47
Boobs aren't everything.

Admit it, Ann Coulter is Hot.
If she didn't exhale corrosive death, maybe.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2005, 02:48
As neither a liberal (in *that* sense) nor a conservative, I maintain my sexiness.

That is all.
I demand naked pics!
For, um, Scientific Purposes, of course.
Rotovia-
08-12-2005, 02:48
So you promise not to make any more posts today?
If you can go .003 seconds without spamming...
Lucida Sans
08-12-2005, 02:49
sexy conservatives?

can you say oxy moron?
Rotovia-
08-12-2005, 02:50
I maintain my sexiness.
and I take that away;)
The South Islands
08-12-2005, 02:51
If she didn't exhale corrosive death, maybe.
I said she lookes hot. It's not her fault you liberals can't stand her sexy breath.

:D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2005, 02:51
If you can go .003 seconds without spamming...
As my first wife said when I suggested she quit becoming so bitchy just because her crotch was bleeding:
"You first, sweetie, you first."
The Black Forrest
08-12-2005, 02:54
I said she lookes hot. It's not her fault you liberals can't stand her sexy breath.

:D


Admit it. You are a lonely lad! ;)
Dobbsworld
08-12-2005, 02:54
Ann Coulter? Hot?

I've seen store mannequins with greater sex appeal. No trowelfuls of makeup and no amount of attention paid to the woman's hair can hide the ugliness lurking behind the eyelids - she exudes it every time she opens her mouth to speak.
Bluzblekistan
08-12-2005, 02:54
all I can say is, I know this one girl at my school who is a conservative
and lemmie tell ya guys!

DAMN!!!!!

What sucks is that she is also a religious conservative (NOT A FUNDI)
so that means, well, you know :(
But I am a conservative as well, so thats cool with me.
But still, what a bod!
Pantycellen
08-12-2005, 02:55
ann coulter?

is this an american thing.....
The South Islands
08-12-2005, 02:56
http://cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg

Tell me that's not hot!
Economic Associates
08-12-2005, 02:58
And your come-backs are the epitome of subtle and original wit. :p

It wasn't really an insult more of a reference to a tv show.
Pantycellen
08-12-2005, 02:59
is she the anti war protester?
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 03:00
http://cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg

Tell me that's not hot!
Yeah, she is REAL conservative :p
[NS]Parthini
08-12-2005, 03:01
Ann Coulter? Hot?

I've seen store mannequins with greater sex appeal. No trowelfuls of makeup and no amount of attention paid to the woman's hair can hide the ugliness lurking behind the eyelids - she exudes it every time she opens her mouth to speak.

Well... she beats Micheal Moore by a whole hell of a lot.
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 03:02
Check out Anke van Der Meersch. She is a frigid lady, but very beautiful.
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:05
Has anyone else noticed that most young conservative women are sexy as hell? It's their one weapon against me. I reached this conclusion after this girl had me declaring that Bush wasn't on par with Hitler by hiking up her skirt.

Thankfully I came to my senses after remembering that the moment they hit thirty, they turn into the cript keeper. Thus my battle plan is to still date conservatives, but only until I remind them why abstence sucks.

In defence of liberal women, whilst they tend to be less classically attractive. They tend to have huge...uh...ideals...

That's all for Rotovia's Daily Dose of Useless Crap...

And Hillary's "huge ideal is??? Keep Bill at home and away from other women.
Madeline Albright's huge ideal is??? Get Ariel Sharon in bed??
Janet Reno's ideal is??? Eilan is now 12; in a couple of more years, all is possible.
Got to love those beautiful Democratic women.:D

P.S. I think Condi is a little older than 30 and I don't think she is a lot better looking than any of the libs that are her age. Certainly, she is not anywhere near equal to the bride of the Crypt Keeper.
Fluffywuffy
08-12-2005, 03:05
Yes, some conservative chicks are hot. But *I* am conservative, and *I* am dead sexy. If I was a girl, I'd do me.;)
The Black Forrest
08-12-2005, 03:06
Tell me that's not hot!

That's not hot. Not a bad edit job though. Just put a bag over her head and we can talk.
Rotovia-
08-12-2005, 03:06
http://cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg

Tell me that's not hot!
That's not hot. I prefer my women free from an awkward, strained, man-stance
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 03:07
And Hillary's "huge ideal is??? Keep Bill at home and away from other women.
Madeline Albright's huge ideal is??? Get Ariel Sharon in bed??
Janet Reno's ideal is??? Eilan is now 12; in a couple of more years, all is possible.
Got to love those beautiful Democratic women.:D

P.S. I think Condi is a little older than 30 and I don't think she is a lot better looking than any of the libs that are her age. Certainly, she is not anywhere near equal to the bride of the Crypt Keeper.
Condi is 50 or so.
Bluzblekistan
08-12-2005, 03:09
Parthini']Well... she beats Micheal Moore by a whole hell of a lot.
so true, although now I have moore stuck in my head!
AGHH!!!!
(slams head against wall)
Dobbsworld
08-12-2005, 03:09
Tell me that's not hot!
Yes, I did alreddy.
Nephelia
08-12-2005, 03:10
that picture must of taken hours to photoshop. Here is a real picture. Check out her hand. Its kind of creepy.http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/coulter.jpg - why isnt the tag working?
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:10
I demand naked pics!
For, um, Scientific Purposes, of course.

I don't want any naked pics of Hillary, Albright, Reno, or Polosi thank you.
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 03:11
that picture must of taken hours to photoshop. Here is a real picture. Check out her hand. Its kind of creepy.http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/coulter.jpg
She is better looking here.
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:11
sexy conservatives?

can you say oxy moron?

No but I can say Condi Rice.
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:13
Ann Coulter? Hot?

I've seen store mannequins with greater sex appeal.

Well, if manequins are your thing, then go for it. :D
The Black Forrest
08-12-2005, 03:15
Check out Anke van Der Meersch. She is a frigid lady, but very beautiful.

Why not post a photo my good man....
Dobbsworld
08-12-2005, 03:16
that picture must of taken hours to photoshop. Here is a real picture. Check out her hand. Its kind of creepy.http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/coulter.jpg
Naw, all malnourished people look gawky. Look at whatswername, the shrimpy little anorexic from that lawyer show. The one who was in that Men In Black flick.

I saw a few pics of her that turned my stomach sour. Damn, what's her name? Hoyle, Boyle, Doyle... Laura-something-Boyle. Somebody make these people eat!
The Union Of The Free
08-12-2005, 03:16
I'm from britain and most conservatives over here are in their 50's so it's hard to a young one or even someone below 35 that'll admit voting conservative. this is the type of woman the conservatives attract over here: http://www.annwiddecombemp.com/. yuk!!
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:17
Parthini']Well... she beats Micheal Moore by a whole hell of a lot.

ROFLMAO :D Even Albright or Reno are a hell of a lot better than Michael...wait...wait...let me think again...:eek: damn tough choices...thakes things into his own hands...:D
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 03:18
Why not post a photo my good man....
Because I can't find one, damnit :( I've seen her in a magazine. She was voted Miss Belgium when she was younger. Very attractive woman, very elegant features.
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:18
Condi is 50 or so.

and a hell of a lot better looking than Hillary.
Dobbsworld
08-12-2005, 03:18
I'm from britain and most conservatives over here are in their 50's so it's hard to a young one or even someone below 35 that'll admit voting conservative. this is the type of woman the conservatives attract over here: http://www.annwiddecombemp.com/. yuk!!
She looks like one of the pepperpots from a Monty Python sketch...:p
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08-12-2005, 03:19
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Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 03:19
Naw, all malnourished people look gawky. Look at whatswername, the shrimpy little anorexic from that lawyer show. The one who was in that Men In Black flick.

I saw a few pics of her that turned my stomach sour. Damn, what's her name? Hoyle, Boyle, Doyle... Laura-something-Boyle. Somebody make these people eat!
Lara Flynn Boyle. She is gorgeous and so cool. Very icy woman. Too bad she is so anorexic :( She is 168 cm btw, average height. Way too skinny for her height.

The show is the Practice.
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 03:20
and a hell of a lot better looking than Hillary.
I won't disagree there. Hillary is not that bad either though.
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:21
I'm from britain and most conservatives over here are in their 50's so it's hard to a young one or even someone below 35 that'll admit voting conservative. this is the type of woman the conservatives attract over here: http://www.annwiddecombemp.com/. yuk!!

You need to move to the U.S. :D
The Black Forrest
08-12-2005, 03:22
and a hell of a lot better looking than Hillary.

Not really. Both are two baggers......
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 03:23
Ann Coulter? Hot?

I've seen store mannequins with greater sex appeal. No trowelfuls of makeup and no amount of attention paid to the woman's hair can hide the ugliness lurking behind the eyelids - she exudes it every time she opens her mouth to speak.

Ugh, and don't forget her Adam's apple! :eek:
Dobbsworld
08-12-2005, 03:23
and a hell of a lot better looking than Hillary.
I don't... really, no - I don't - see just how you could imply that Condi Rice could ever be considered anything other than being particularly - and I do mean in a noteworthy sense, one of the single least-attractive humanoid life-forms currently drawing breath in the cosmos today.
Maineiacs
08-12-2005, 03:24
http://cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg

Tell me that's not hot!


That's f---ing disturbing.
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:25
Hillary is not that bad either though.

...looks in back pocket of airline seat...finds barf bag...thinks of Hillary...misses barf bag...:D
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 03:28
...looks in back pocket of airline seat...finds barf bag...thinks of Hillary...misses barf bag...:D
:p Well she is an average looking woman. I can't say she is ugly.
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:29
I don't... really, no - I don't - see just how you could imply that Condi Rice could ever be considered anything other than being particularly - and I do mean in a noteworthy sense, one of the single least-attractive humanoid life-forms currently drawing breath in the cosmos today.

When one wears only liberal rose-colored glasses, one sees only liberal roses and is oblivious to all other flowers no matter how beautiful they may be.
Rotovia-
08-12-2005, 03:30
Naw, all malnourished people look gawky. Look at whatswername, the shrimpy little anorexic from that lawyer show. The one who was in that Men In Black flick.

I saw a few pics of her that turned my stomach sour. Damn, what's her name? Hoyle, Boyle, Doyle... Laura-something-Boyle. Somebody make these people eat!
Lara Flynn-Boyle, I think
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:30
That's f---ing disturbing.

Sorry you don't like sexy looking women.
Hnau
08-12-2005, 03:31
They tend to have huge...uh...ideals...

They have huge... *insert breast cupping motion here* ...tracts of land.

It needed to be said. :-p
Celtlund
08-12-2005, 03:35
:p Well she is an average looking woman. I can't say she is ugly.

I'm sorry. If you think she is "average"...well you are entitled to your opinion...but some people may think Janet Reno is "average"...and they are entitled to their opinion.

Oh, it is snowing in Tulsa, Oklahoma. First (and I hope last) snow of the year.
Pyrodeustan
08-12-2005, 03:38
Boobs aren't everything.

Admit it, Ann Coulter is Hot.

She looks like Skeletor's neice.
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 03:40
That's f---ing disturbing.

Seconded.
Dobbsworld
08-12-2005, 03:40
Sorry you don't like sexy looking women.
Sexy looking women are fine. Lurid Photoshop comps can indeed be disturbing, however. That was somewhat unsettling.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2005, 03:43
She looks like Skeletor's neice.
Oy! Dat's not fair!
Skeletina is a wonderful woman with quite impressive, um, eyes. That are very, er, blue without any impl- I mean, contacts. Yes.
Not that I'm shallow or anything.
Fluffywuffy
08-12-2005, 03:44
Y'all are just liberal bastards looking at slightly above average women and yelling "Oh shit that's hideous!" Same for the conservative yahoos running around saying all the liberal gals are hideous. Politics should not play a role in getting horny.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2005, 03:49
Y'all are just liberal bastards looking at slightly above average women and yelling "Oh shit that's hideous!" Same for the conservative yahoos running around saying all the liberal gals are hideous. Politics should not play a role in getting horny.
Wiser words were never spoken, you truly are a sage for the ages.
Rotovia-
08-12-2005, 03:50
Y'all are just liberal bastards looking at slightly above average women and yelling "Oh shit that's hideous!" Same for the conservative yahoos running around saying all the liberal gals are hideous. Politics should not play a role in getting horny.
...and? ;)
Rotovia-
08-12-2005, 03:51
Wiser words were never spoken, you truly are a sage for the ages.
Mmmmm.... sage and rosemary
Super-power
08-12-2005, 03:52
Bah, libertarians are sexier than conservatives, liberals, and statists combined!!!
CthulhuFhtagn
08-12-2005, 03:56
She looks like one of the pepperpots from a Monty Python sketch...:p
Not surprising at all. Spec is that Coulter had a sex-change operation at one point.
Dobbsworld
08-12-2005, 04:21
Not surprising at all. Spec is that Coulter had a sex-change operation at one point.
:confused:
But that Conservative from the UK sure looks like she's always been that way, at any rate.
CthulhuFhtagn
08-12-2005, 04:24
:confused:
But that Conservative from the UK sure looks like she's always been that way, at any rate.
Whoops. Misread your post. Both of htem have names starting with "A", and when I speed-read I don't pick up on differences that often.
Jenrak
08-12-2005, 04:40
I have thus far yet to see a sexy conservative. Why? Because all the conservatives I've met are dudes.
The Nazz
08-12-2005, 04:51
Admit it, Ann Coulter is Hot.
I wouldn't fuck her with my ex-wife's dick.
The Black Forrest
08-12-2005, 04:53
I have thus far yet to see a sexy conservative. Why? Because all the conservatives I've met are dudes.

Ahh but are you sure they were males?
Dobbsworld
08-12-2005, 06:58
I'm so glad no-one's confessed to getting a bone on at the sight of Maggie Thatcher, btw...
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:11
I'm so glad no-one's confessed to getting a bone on at the sight of Maggie Thatcher, btw...

There goes lunch...

*grabs bucket*
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 18:18
Michelle Malkin is pretty hot looking...
Dishonorable Scum
08-12-2005, 18:37
Has anyone else noticed that most young conservative women are sexy as hell?

A young woman who is healthy and in good shape is going to be sexy to one degree or another, regardless of political affiliation. It's just a simple law of male biology - we're attracted to healthy young women. Which is why you should never go on looks alone.

:p
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:38
Michelle Malkin is pretty hot looking...

She's not too bad looking. Then again, most Filipinas are pretty hot, especially the ones I know. :D
Dishonorable Scum
08-12-2005, 18:39
I'm so glad no-one's confessed to getting a bone on at the sight of Maggie Thatcher, btw...
Charles Krauthammer once wrote a column about what a sexy woman Thatcher was. But Krauthammer is nearly as crazy as Coulter.

:eek:
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:40
Charles Krauthammer once wrote a column about what a sexy woman Thatcher was. But Krauthammer is nearly as crazy as Coulter.

:eek:

Please tell me Mr. Krauthammer is confined in a mental institution.
Dishonorable Scum
08-12-2005, 18:45
Please tell me Mr. Krauthammer is confined in a mental institution.
Alas, no. He's still writing political columns. He's one of the most rabid neocon political commentators, and has been for a long time.

:rolleyes:
-Magdha-
08-12-2005, 18:46
Alas, no. He's still writing political columns. He's one of the most rabid neocon political commentators, and has been for a long time.

:rolleyes:

Damn. :(
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 19:26
Please tell me Mr. Krauthammer is confined in a mental institution.
When I was married to my first wife (and I had converted to Judaism for that time), I used to see Krauthammer every Saturday.

He's actually quite brilliant. And in a wheelchair.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:30
I'm so glad no-one's confessed to getting a bone on at the sight of Maggie Thatcher, btw...

Well, now that you mention it... :p
The Nazz
08-12-2005, 19:34
Michelle Malkin is pretty hot looking...
http://pekingduck.org/archives/michelle%20malkin.jpg
Video captures can make anyone look bad.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:36
Yeah, so try a still.

http://home.comcast.net/~fenrisulven/Michelle-Malkin.jpg
The Nazz
08-12-2005, 19:40
She's better looking than Ann Coulter--of course, that's not saying much, but I'll give her that. :D
QuentinTarantino
08-12-2005, 19:41
I thought consveratives were all balding men, even the young ones seem to have reclining hairlines.
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 19:41
She's better looking than Ann Coulter--of course, that's not saying much, but I'll give her that. :D
Better looking than Janet Reno, or Hillary Clinton.

But I digress.

What we need is a Nude Political Hack contest - male and female divisions.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:42
Don't know if she share's her father's political views, but I'd love to bang Barbara Bush silly.

http://mattbrundage.com/random/barbara.jpg
Allthenamesarereserved
08-12-2005, 19:49
Don't know if she share's her father's political views, but I'd love to bang Barbara Bush silly.

http://mattbrundage.com/random/barbara.jpg
Your signature is so appropriate for that post...