If you don't hear from me...
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 01:37
If for any reason, you don't hear from me for a while it's because I am, in one way shape or form, recovering from my birthday party which I am now going to attend.
I will be the guest of honor at a party thrown by people nearly as crazy as I who each outweigh me by 50-100lbs and have several inches of height on me. In addition, most of these large lunatics have something to get even on me for.
I often play rugby with these gentlemen. Mayhem traditionally ensues. This time, however, there will be liquor! :eek:
This could be the end.
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 01:39
Yeah, I can imagine... :rolleyes: Have fun! :D
Give us a picture to parade through the streets!
Keruvalia
08-12-2005, 01:39
Ah ... it's been good knowin' ya
Oh, if and when you do get back, we will demand photos.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 01:42
Oh, I'm sure there will BE photos. Whether my wife lets me post them is another story. Perhaps if I meet my demise, she might post them to save some impressionable youngsters from following in my gruesome footsteps. :p
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 01:44
Are you a rugby coach or something?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2005, 01:45
Go with the Void at your side, fair clown, and may all your foes fall by your majestic and sometimes oddly articulated wrath.
*Anoints LG's head with Pepperoni Grease*
Sanctus, Sanctus Dominatus.
Ouzo, Basil Ravioli Anipasto.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 01:48
Are you a rugby coach or something?
Heh. No. I play. We're sort of a loose club of barbarians who enjoy knocking the stuffing out of eachother on a semi-regular basis. :)
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 01:49
Heh. No. I play. We're sort of a loose club of barbarians who enjoy knocking the stuffing out of eachother on a semi-regular basis. :)
Fascinating. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 01:53
Fascinating. :p
What I lack in size and power I make up for in a complete disregard for my health and wellbeing. :)
Murderous maniacs
08-12-2005, 02:13
What I lack in size and power I make up for in a complete disregard for my health and wellbeing. :)
like me when i go out drinking :D i'm surprised i'm not dead from what i have drunk/revenge of people i've done bad things to
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 02:14
What I lack in size and power I make up for in a complete disregard for my health and wellbeing. :)
Some people take up martial arts, you take up binge drinking...cool :p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2005, 02:19
Some people take up martial arts, you take up binge drinking...cool :p
Or maybe he just combines them?
Drunken Goofball Form!
Murderous maniacs
08-12-2005, 02:28
Or maybe he just combines them?
Drunken Goofball Form!
isn't that the idea behind drunken boxing? what have i been doing all these years?
German Nightmare
08-12-2005, 02:36
Don't tell me your birthday is also on December 7?
Anyway, happy birthday, good luck on the game - and be sure to duck and cover ;)
Murderous maniacs
08-12-2005, 02:39
Don't tell me your birthday is also on December 7?
Anyway, happy birthday, good luck on the game - and be sure to duck and cover ;)
it could be earlier or later. i turned 19 on tuesday (only one year of irresponsibility left :( )
German Nightmare
08-12-2005, 03:01
it could be earlier or later. i turned 19 on tuesday (only one year of irresponsibility left :( )
And I turned 29 on Tuesday Dec. 7. Now that is scary...
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 03:03
Or maybe he just combines them?
Drunken Goofball Form!
Haha that would be quite a sight :p
Cannot think of a name
08-12-2005, 03:11
Have fun dude. And Happy Birthday to you, and Keruvlia, and German Nightmare too, apparently.
EDITED OUT-bad math, bad bad...
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 08:53
Apparently, a neighbor called the police. However, upon being notified of the address in question, they didn't bother to come over. They CALLED US and asked us to be a little more discreet. :D
Having a wife and a friend who are both cops has kept me out of so much trouble. :)
P.S. The only thing more hilarious than watching twelve guys running around in the snow wearing only jockstraps is seeing their wifes/girlfriends do so. :D
What I lack in size and power I make up for in a complete disregard for my health and wellbeing. :)
Hehe....sigged. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 16:27
Well, I survived. Bruised and battered. But alive.
The highlights included:
ABout ten minutes of night rugby in snow wearing only jockstraps.
Our significant others donning the jockstraps and trying to do the same(their hearts just wasn't in it).
Several drinking games and a 2 hour session of Truth or Dare that ended with me going on a naked Taco Bell run at 1:00 am.
P.S.: It's almost impossible to stick a peeled banana up your ass, but it was still one of the best dares I ever gave someone. :)
Numerous lightsaber duels. Giving way to wooden sword duels. Giving way to stun gun duels. I got zapped in the.... well...you know. :(
Obscene amounts of alcohol. Over a dozen cakes(most of which got thrown).
Someone's car keys frozen in a block of ice.
Admit it: I have the best parties. :D
Drunk commies deleted
08-12-2005, 16:29
If for any reason, you don't hear from me for a while it's because I am, in one way shape or form, recovering from my birthday party which I am now going to attend.
I will be the guest of honor at a party thrown by people nearly as crazy as I who each outweigh me by 50-100lbs and have several inches of height on me. In addition, most of these large lunatics have something to get even on me for.
I often play rugby with these gentlemen. Mayhem traditionally ensues. This time, however, there will be liquor! :eek:
This could be the end.
Happy Birthday! Where should I send the "get well soon" card?
Deep Kimchi
08-12-2005, 16:32
If for any reason, you don't hear from me for a while it's because I am, in one way shape or form, recovering from my birthday party which I am now going to attend.
I will be the guest of honor at a party thrown by people nearly as crazy as I who each outweigh me by 50-100lbs and have several inches of height on me. In addition, most of these large lunatics have something to get even on me for.
I often play rugby with these gentlemen. Mayhem traditionally ensues. This time, however, there will be liquor! :eek:
This could be the end.
If you're not back in 72 hours, we'll call the President...
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:46
Oh, I'm sure there will BE photos. Whether my wife lets me post them is another story. Perhaps if I meet my demise, she might post them to save some impressionable youngsters from following in my gruesome footsteps. :p
your married??? damn it, another one of my dreams shattered, this has not been a good day :(
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 16:47
your married??? damn it, another one of my dreams shattered, this has not been a good day :(
Happily. Sorry.
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:48
Happily. Sorry.
now i must pick another victim :p
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 16:48
This could be the end.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
... you demented lil dweeb! :D
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 16:52
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
... you demented lil dweeb! :D
Oh, c'mon. I bet you were a lot like me back in the dinosaur-riding days. :)