NationStates Jolt Archive


Hitmen, cocaine and cheese?

Drunk commies deleted
07-12-2005, 23:05
A clever plot by a stupid woman ended up getting her locked up. The aspiring model was at a friend's house and saw a block of white crumbly substance. Now, all models know their cocaine. It's the best appetite supressent known to the industry, but this was an aspiring model. What she thought was cocaine was actually cheese. And the hit man she hired to steal it for her was actually a cop. This would be great in a guy ritchie movie.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1206cheesy-plot06-ON.html
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 23:20
The title sounds like a good day at work.
Cheese penguins
07-12-2005, 23:25
this is great!! :D i do pity the cheese though it should never have to suffer being mistaken for cocaine.
Misunderestimates
07-12-2005, 23:32
Wait for it....

Wait for it...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
*6 days later*
...HA!

Wow...ignorance must be bliss...
Heron-Marked Warriors
07-12-2005, 23:36
Wait for it....

Wait for it...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

*6 days later*

...HA!

Stretching the screen, please amend. Or else.
Misunderestimates
07-12-2005, 23:38
huh.

thats odd.

Amended, good sirs.
Sinuhue
07-12-2005, 23:38
*snip*
Please shorten your post...it's messing up the page formatting.