NationStates Jolt Archive

There are two threads on the main page right now (here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457994) and here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457148)) that I figured should be combined into one.

So...why? :p

So...why? :p

You callin' me fat?

;) You callin' me fat?
Yes! Go home and lose five pounds immediately!

They were probably puppets meant to flame the boards, not serious posters. Its been done before (i.e. Jesussaves)

You callin' me fat?
No, goodsir, just excessively corpulent to a visually hurmorous degree.
Might I offer you and your porcine expression a creme filled pastry?

Too much mindnumbing sex........ or booze:confused:

Or perhaps a wafer-thin mint? :D

No, goodsir, just excessively corpulent to a visually hurmorous degree.
Might I offer you and your porcine expression a creme filled pastry?

*slack jawed stare*

Why? Because I'm an American, white, male. We're the LCD, but we hold all the power. Now what does that tell you? We still kick ass.

Or perhaps a wafer-thin mint? :D
*explodes*

*complains it was not chocolate*

ive lost a lot of brain cells through questionable activities...

As a child I was beaten in the head with a half-brick (brickbat) until the offending brickbat contained more of my brain than my skull did.

True story. ¬_¬

*slack jawed stare*
Forsooth, your cheeks are most expansive with youthful flesh! But, perhaps, I go to far, too fast, and such would not be my particular carriage as it is, instead, the chosen forte of your immediate maternal relation.

ive lost a lot of brain cells through questionable activities...

Masturbatal accidents?

As a child I was beaten in the head with a half-brick (brickbat) until the offending brickbat contained more of my brain than my skull did.

True story. ¬_¬

cool :p

Masturbatal accidents?
He shot his load so hard up his nose that brain matter came out of his ears.

*dribbles*

As a child I was beaten in the head with a half-brick (brickbat) until the offending brickbat contained more of my brain than my skull did.

True story. ¬_¬

O RLY?

He shot his load so hard up his nose that brain matter came out of his ears.

you swore youd never tell!

*dribbles*
^--------- pot

Coz of yo' mumma!



Hehe, sorry, but you know, when someone sets you up so beautifully... instinct takes over.

In fact, funny story - last Friday, my physics teacher (who's a nob) said 'can anyone remember what we were doing last week?' and my friend just said 'your mum!' just as everyone else fell silent, so it came out really loud - we just died.

Aaaah *wipes away tear* you probably had to be there :D:D:D

O RLY?
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yarly-34109.jpg

Forsooth, your cheeks are most expansive with youthful flesh! But, perhaps, I go to far, too fast, and such would not be my particular carriage as it is, instead, the chosen forte of your immediate maternal relation.

He's a witch! A WITCH! BURN HIM!!!!

http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/8643/hehehehehe9yj.jpg

its fun killing braincells...

*explodes*

*complains it was not chocolate*

Thank you!

+50 points to the legless one!

He shot his load so hard up his nose that brain matter came out of his ears.

:eek:

Thank you!

+50 points to the legless one!
*remembers to continue obvious film references in future*

Coz of yo' mumma!

HA! Sweeet ...

U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly (what what)
You ugly

M-A-M-A
How you think you got that way?
Yo mama (what what)
Yo mama

HA! Sweeet ...

U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly (what what)
You ugly

M-A-M-A
How you think you got that way?
Yo mama (what what)
Yo mama
*dances*

HA! Sweeet ...

U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly (what what)
You ugly

M-A-M-A
How you think you got that way?
Yo mama (what what)
Yo mama
I'll never forget seeing video footage of them getting bottled off the stage at leeds fest '02. :D

I'm so lost now. What the heck are y'all on about? :confused:

I'm so lost now. What the heck are y'all on about? :confused:
It's a song by a duo called Daphne and Celeste. Minor in the UK for about 30 seconds with the pre-teen masses before being beaten to death, live on stage, by copious amounts of bottled urine. Sort of like a modern day stoning for Blasphemy against music.

It's a song by a duo called Daphne and Celeste. Minor in the UK for about 30 seconds with the pre-teen masses before being beaten to death, live on stage, by copious amounts of bottled urine. Sort of like a modern day stoning for Blasphemy against music.


Ahhhhh...okay. Glad I've never heard of them then.

Cripes...just googled them. Now I'm REALLY glad I'd never heard of them.

http://www.tangents.co.uk/tangents/modern/graphics/alphabet/daphne.jpg

Weed and alcohol made me that way.

Cripes...just goggled them. Now I'm REALLY glad I'd never heard of them.
Remember, friend, the goggles, they do nothing. Especially when confronted with googlrific images like your own.

I am dumb because my brain is currently in the wash.

Remember, friend, the goggles, they do nothing. Especially when confronted with googlrific images like your own.

Damn my silly typos... :p

I am dumb because my brain is currently in the wash.
Oy, what's this?
*Throws South Islands' Brain out of the washer and onto the floor*
I've got to wash my clothes too.

I am dumb because my brain is currently in the wash.

Be sure you don't put it in the dryer. Don't want it shrinking any more. ;)

The fear of Ghost.

The fear of Ghost.

Ooooookaaaaaay...

What is this thread even about? I just spilled apple juice all over the place. Oh no its in the keyboard an its all sticky. double wank.

Oy, what's this?
*Throws South Islands' Brain out of the washer and onto the floor*
I've got to wash my clothes too.

Dude, where's my brain?

i'm not........

by any definition of the word dumb

I can speak

i'm very inteligent as done by edphyc reports

i'm also in university where I was accepted unconditionally to do my degree (at one of the best unis in britain for my course)

i'm also well read and classically educated......

so whats this all about

Dude, where's my brain?
*Kicks it with the tip of his toe*
There, see, its kind of wet and mildewey now.

*Kicks it with the tip of his toe*
There, see, its kind of wet and mildewey now.

Nice...

*puts brain in dryer*

Ring me in an hour.

Dammit! I said to get me in an hour.

*takes brain from dryer*

Shit, it's shrunk!!!

I hate you all.

Dumb? I am not dumb.... very sexually deprived yes...but not dumb.

Okay seriously....to the highly educated uni dude...being in university does not make you smart...no way in the least...you can be very intelligent but still be dumb....and naive...Take my house mate for example...he's extremely intelligent and book smart, but he's a dumb as a brick when it comes to anything not school related.

Anyways...i will admit I too am dumb...I am dumb because I let what people used to say about me in school effect me in negative ways....I am working on it....OH...and also cause my mom dropped me on my head when i was a week old...*true story*...lol i was in a baby carriage and it hit the curb and i bounced out onto my head....luckily i was padded enough by blankets to not be too too too awfully damaged