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Why Thongs?

The South Islands
07-12-2005, 16:59
Well, why?

Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.
Gheneb
07-12-2005, 17:00
I wear them because i like a brisk air around my ass cheeks when im in my kilt

:rolleyes:
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:01
I wear them because i like a brisk air around my ass cheeks when im in my kilt

:rolleyes:

And that feels nice, no?
Olaskon
07-12-2005, 17:01
Maybe.

But what makes a fit ass make you go...
mmmmmm


I wanna grab it.


A thong.

I'm not a freak realy :fluffle:
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 17:01
Becauthe they're tho fun to thing.
The Similized world
07-12-2005, 17:02
I wear them because i like a brisk air around my ass cheeks when im in my kilt

:rolleyes:
You're not supposed to wear anything 'neath the kilt.
Gheneb
07-12-2005, 17:02
And that feels nice, no?

It is actually :D
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:03
It is actually :D

If I only had a Kilt.

Or was Scottish.
Deep Kimchi
07-12-2005, 17:03
One look at Keyra Agustina's gluteal cleft and you won't ask the question anymore.
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:03
One look at Keyra Agustina's gluteal cleft and you won't ask the question anymore.

Pic?
Dishonorable Scum
07-12-2005, 17:03
I like thongs because, to be quite honest, I enjoy looking at women's butts. And I've heard several women say that they find thongs quite comfortable. I'm always in favor of women feeling comfortable, so it's good all around.

:p
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:04
I like thongs because, to be quite honest, I enjoy looking at women's butts. And I've heard several women say that they find thongs quite comfortable. I'm always in favor of women feeling comfortable, so it's good all around.

:p

How can a piece of cloth stuck up your crack feel comfortible?
Olaskon
07-12-2005, 17:05
I like thongs because, to be quite honest, I enjoy looking at women's butts. And I've heard several women say that they find thongs quite comfortable. I'm always in favor of women feeling comfortable, so it's good all around.

:p


My last GF said that and she had one fine ass actually.

damn me for not taking advantage of that while I had it :(
Kamsaki
07-12-2005, 17:05
Becauthe they're tho fun to thing.
XD

Bravo.

Seriously, though, I don't get it either. They really don't look appealing as either article of functional clothing or as fashion item.
Eutrusca
07-12-2005, 17:06
Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.
I suspect women wear them so much because men like them so much.

As to why men like them:

1. They make women look closer to being nude.

2. They show off the cheeks to better advantage, and cheeks cause a very visceral reaction in men. :D

3. A woman wearing a thong bespeaks a certain attitude of invitation. :D
Dishonorable Scum
07-12-2005, 17:07
How can a piece of cloth stuck up your crack feel comfortible?
Don't know, since I haven't tried it myself. I'm just telling you what they told me.

:p
Deep Kimchi
07-12-2005, 17:07
Pic?
You can Google yourself silly. I'm not going to get in trouble for posting links to pictures.
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:07
I saw a few thong photos where the tampon string was hanging out.

Sick.
Drunk commies deleted
07-12-2005, 17:07
A nice bare ass is sexy. That's why women wear thongs.
Damor
07-12-2005, 17:07
Why are men so into thongsI for one am not. I'd never get into them ;)
But I don't like them on women either. I mean, for goodness sake just choose. Something or nothing. Stop being wishywashy. :rolleyes:
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:08
You can Google yourself silly. I'm not going to get in trouble for posting links to pictures.

Meanie :mad:
Revasser
07-12-2005, 17:08
I like them because they are convenient. It's a lot easier and quicker to just slip some thongs onto your feet, instead of screwing around socks and laces, especially if you're just going to grab something out of the yard, and you don't want to get prickles in your feet, but it isn't really worth putting shoes on. They're also good for the beach, because you don't have to sit down and deal with your shoes when you want to go swimming, and you don't have to worry about them getting full of sand.

Oh.. wait.. you mean underwear?
I Love Oranges
07-12-2005, 17:09
you say why thongs? i say why not? :D
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:10
I like them because they are convenient. It's a lot easier and quicker to just slip some thongs onto your feet, instead of screwing around socks and laces, especially if you're just going to grab something out of the yard, and you don't want to get prickles in your feet, but it isn't really worth putting shoes on. They're also good for the beach, because you don't have to sit down and deal with your shoes when you want to go swimming, and you don't have to worry about them getting full of sand.

Oh.. wait.. you mean underwear?

Why talk about footwear when you can talk about underwear!
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 17:11
Why talk about footwear when you can talk about underwear!

It can be critically important, depending on whether or not you're going to be cleaning a septic tank or not.
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:12
It can be critically important, depending on whether or not you're going to be cleaning a septic tank or not.

Hmmm...girls wearing thongs while cleaning a spetic tank would be rather hot.
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 17:13
Hmmm...girls wearing thongs while cleaning a spetic tank would be rather hot.

If it's hot, it'll REALLY stink.

I'm gonna stick to my fantasies of girls wearing nothing but hockey jerseys.
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:15
If it's hot, it'll REALLY stink.

I'm gonna stick to my fantasies of girls wearing nothing but hockey jerseys.

You're not into dirty girls?
Pantycellen
07-12-2005, 17:17
most of my friends (um almost all my friends are female) say they wear them because that way you don't get marks on your tight trousers of your knickers showing.......
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 17:18
You're not into dirty girls?

Not when fecal coliforms are involved.
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:18
most of my friends (um almost all my friends are female) say they wear them because that way you don't get marks on your tight trousers of your knickers showing.......

Why not wear looser pants, and skip the thong violation?
Damor
07-12-2005, 17:19
Why not wear looser pants, and skip the thong violation?No, no, that makes too much sense.
Heaven forbid they'd wear comfortable clothing.
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:19
Not when fecal coliforms are involved.

Come now, don't you think thata even a little hot? It would be like mud wresling!
Eutrusca
07-12-2005, 17:20
Come now, don't you think thata even a little hot? It would be like mud wresling!
OMFG! Ewwwww! [ hurls ] Heh!
Warsland
07-12-2005, 17:20
All I can think of is two words: easy access.
Revasser
07-12-2005, 17:20
Why talk about footwear when you can talk about underwear!

Well, if you have a particular fetish, maybe thongs ARE like underwear.

I'm talking about the footwear. You wacky Americans!
Oxwana
07-12-2005, 17:23
If I have to wear underwear, it has to be a thong.
Grandma panties are soooo uncomfortable, and thongs are prettier.
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 17:24
OMFG! Ewwwww! [ hurls ] Heh!

Don't lie, Eut. You'd love it.
Damor
07-12-2005, 17:26
If I have to wear underwear, it has to be a thong.
Grandma panties are soooo uncomfortable, and thongs are prettier.What about normal panties? Or boxers?
I mean, granny nickers isn't the only alternative..
Hooray for boobs
07-12-2005, 17:27
One look at Keyra Agustina's gluteal cleft and you won't ask the question anymore.

inclined to agree with you there.
don't be fooled by the name, a thonged arse can be just as nice as boobies
Bottle
07-12-2005, 17:29
Well, why?

Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.
I wear thongs because I personally find them more comfortable. However, strangely enough, I don't find them particularly attractive. I find boyshorts and bikini-styles most attractive on females, and boxerbriefs most attractive on males.
Drunk commies deleted
07-12-2005, 17:31
Come now, don't you think thata even a little hot? It would be like mud wresling!
Dude, just use google image search on the terms "Kaviar" and "Scat". Knock yourself out.
Eutrusca
07-12-2005, 17:31
Don't lie, Eut. You'd love it.
I never lie! :p
Oxwana
07-12-2005, 17:32
What about normal panties? Or boxers?
I mean, granny nickers isn't the only alternative..When I say Grandma panties, I mean those things that other chicks wear and like to call "normal" panties. Sorry to have been confusing.
As for boxers, I really don't understand how all that extra fabric could possibly be comfortable.
Deep Kimchi
07-12-2005, 17:34
When I say Grandma panties, I mean those things that other chicks wear and like to call "normal" panties. Sorry to have been confusing.
As for boxers, I really don't understand how all that extra fabric could possibly be comfortable.

For men, it falls into the First Law of Hiking/Walking - "Give your balls some air".

Tight underwear for men may look nicer, but it's more uncomfortable.
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 17:35
When I say Grandma panties, I mean those things that other chicks wear and like to call "normal" panties. Sorry to have been confusing.
As for boxers, I really don't understand how all that extra fabric could possibly be comfortable.

A chick in boxers is pretty damned sexy if you ask me. It has that whole "hope you don't mind that I crashed here tonight" thing going.
Pantycellen
07-12-2005, 17:35
I think they want to wear tight trousers because they like them and its fashion.

fashion doesn't make sense
Gracerograd
07-12-2005, 17:39
I don't like wearing thongs, nor do I like them on other girls. I prefer something to be left to the imagination. Also, thongs sticking out of trousers look really tasteless, in my opinion, and as I wear my trou pretty low I tend to want to avoid such a situation. I much prefer French knickers, boyshorts or boxers in terms of comfort, plus they look much nicer.
Oxwana
07-12-2005, 17:40
A chick in boxers is pretty damned sexy if you ask me. It has that whole "hope you don't mind that I crashed here tonight" thing going.I love boxers, but I honestly can't see how some chicks manage to squeeze their boxers into their pants...
I wear them to bed in the winter. My favourites are a flanel pair with polar bears on them.
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 17:41
I don't like wearing thongs, nor do I like them on other girls. I prefer something to be left to the imagination. Also, thongs sticking out of trousers look really tasteless, in my opinion, and as I wear my trou pretty low I tend to want to avoid such a situation. I much prefer French knickers, boyshorts or boxers in terms of comfort, plus they look much nicer.

You're climbing the charts quickly on my "people to be intrigued by" list.

Which is a roundabout way of saying that maybe Unicron won't obliterate you and eat your planet.
Gracerograd
07-12-2005, 17:41
I love boxers, but I honestly can't see how some chicks manage to squeeze their boxers into their pants...
I wear them to bed in the winter. My favourites are a flanel pair with polar bears on them.

No way! I have some that have polar bears on too! You rock :D
Gracerograd
07-12-2005, 17:43
You're climbing the charts quickly on my "people to be intrigued by" list.

Which is a roundabout way of saying that maybe Unicron won't obliterate you and eat your planet.

Wahey! I think. Who/what is Unicron?
Oxwana
07-12-2005, 17:43
No way! I have some that have polar bears on too! You rock :DIf you have polar bears on some boxers, then you also rock.
Avertide
07-12-2005, 17:45
But why not just one-up the thongs and go with the G-strings?
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 17:46
Wahey! I think. Who/what is Unicron?

Oh, wonderful. Now I'm put in that awkward spot where I can't come across as anything but a total geek.

Oh well, here you go.

http://www.ggaub.com/tf/cards/unicron.jpg
http://www.furnation.com/Shin_Gallon/Unicron.jpg

A big planet-robot that eats other planets. I think he's cool...
Daistallia 2104
07-12-2005, 17:48
Why thongs?

link with porn

Thats why.

YTou probably want to take out that link before a mod sees it....
Oxwana
07-12-2005, 17:49
But why not just one-up the thongs and go with the G-strings?Most of my thongs are G-strings. I didn't realize that people were making the distinction.
My new stance then, has to be that I don't really like thongs either. Too much fabric. I own a few, but they don't get worn very often.
Secluded Islands
07-12-2005, 17:50
One look at Keyra Agustina's gluteal cleft and you won't ask the question anymore.

*cough* ive got videos *cough*
Revasser
07-12-2005, 17:52
Oh, wonderful. Now I'm put in that awkward spot where I can't come across as anything but a total geek.

Oh well, here you go.

http://www.ggaub.com/tf/cards/unicron.jpg
http://www.furnation.com/Shin_Gallon/Unicron.jpg

A big planet-robot that eats other planets. I think he's cool...

You are a geek. But don't worry, this is the internet. This is our domain.

Unicron is awesome, though. I hope he eats my planet, some day.
Strasse II
07-12-2005, 17:53
YTou probably want to take out that link before a mod sees it....


Oh yea...well I will remove it then.

Stupid American censorship BS. Whats wrong with looking at a female body??
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 17:55
You are a geek. But don't worry, this is the internet. This is our domain.

Unicron is awesome, though. I hope he eats me planet, someday.

I'll see what I can arrange.
Letila
07-12-2005, 17:58
Well, thongs + big butt = :fluffle: :D
Mooseica
07-12-2005, 17:58
Well look at it this way - as we all know, being naked is incredibly liberating (try sleeping naked if you dont believe me :D) so therefore, the more naked you get, the liberated you feel.

Therefore, as amount of clothing approaches zero, liberation approaches infinity. Since thongs have less fabric to them than 'normal' panties, the feeling of liberation is therefore greater whilst wearing one.

Although that would just mean we should all go commando...


say that's not such a bad idea ;) :D





Wow, I almost sounded smart then
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 17:59
why thongs?

This is why:
http://g0lem.net/images/babe-thongs.jpg

http://www.florabama.com/images/2004%20Mullet%20Toss%20Pictures/David%20Wheeler%20MT%20Pics/thongs.jpg

http://www.assiah.net/history-and-persons/the-history-of-bikinis-and-thongs/sexuality-and-trends/sex-thong.jpg

http://www.bestwallpapers.org/human_body/thongs/thumb/320_thongs-010.jpg

I'm obsessed, I know :D
I Love Oranges
07-12-2005, 18:03
third ones the best, not that i studyed them or even opened them at all *shiftyeyes*
Magical Purple Cows
07-12-2005, 21:45
Girls like thongsso much because make them feel sexy. Girls like feeling like they're sexy. I have NO idea why guys like them. Isn't it usually homosexual men who wear them?
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 21:53
They are comfortable. That's why I wear them.
Simple as that.
Legless Pirates
07-12-2005, 21:55
Great wedgies
Noodle Domination
07-12-2005, 22:06
personally i think a person is going to be sexi/hot whether they where them or not but yea that's just my oppinion. i don't wear them and i dress modestly bc i want a guy to like me for who i am n not just my body or what he can get.

lauren
Ifreann
07-12-2005, 22:33
Since nobody else has the testicular capacity ill hunt down some keyra agustina

Thank whatever it is you worship for google

Ass the first (http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106335.jpg)
Ass the second (http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106337.jpg)
Ass the third (http://scaresoft.dyndns.org/keyra/images/keyra_agustina091.jpg)
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 22:38
*hails*
Pure Metal
07-12-2005, 23:21
http://www.microkitten.com/images/c3ru/Brazilian-thong.jpg


whats not to like? :confused: :confused:
looks good to me :P

(oh and keyra agustina...what an ass :eek: :fluffle: )
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 23:23
Why...can't...I...click...?
Chao Fa
07-12-2005, 23:25
Ladys in thong makes my Wee Wee Stand.
Ifreann
07-12-2005, 23:31
*hails*

Change your sig biznatch
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 23:32
Pity I don't look half as good in thongs... :(
Pure Metal
07-12-2005, 23:34
the other thing about thongs (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/New%20Folder%2020/bikini2005_0069.jpg)is that, if the right cut, they make legs look all the more long and shapely....mmmmm :D
Daistallia 2104
08-12-2005, 04:53
Oh yea...well I will remove it then.

Stupid American censorship BS. Whats wrong with looking at a female body??


Don't blainm the Americans. Max's game, Max's rules, Max's Australian.
Mt-Tau
08-12-2005, 04:54
Better question, why clothes?
Damor
08-12-2005, 11:56
Better question, why clothes?Pneumonia.
We're not all living in the tropics or subtropics. It's friggin cold outside. And wearing clothes inside saves a lot on heating. Save the environment: wear clothes!
Harlesburg
08-12-2005, 12:10
Well, why?

Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.
I dont wear them.
Who wants something up their arse?-Not me that is for sure (and go away Fass);)
Harlesburg
08-12-2005, 12:15
the other thing about thongs (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/New%20Folder%2020/bikini2005_0069.jpg)is that, if the right cut, they make legs look all the more long and shapely....mmmmm :D
Dude she wasn't short before.
Cute little girls
08-12-2005, 12:58
Pity I don't look half as good in thongs... :(

yeah right:rolleyes:
common post a pic, I'm sure it'l look good;)
BackwoodsSquatches
08-12-2005, 13:08
Well, why?

Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.


Because dem peebles love dem buttcheeks
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:20
Since nobody else has the testicular capacity ill hunt down some keyra agustina

Thank whatever it is you worship for google

Ass the first (http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106335.jpg)
Ass the second (http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106337.jpg)
Ass the third (http://scaresoft.dyndns.org/keyra/images/keyra_agustina091.jpg)

that is what i worship *drools* now if only she'd return my calls (and cancel that restraining order :( )
Boonytopia
09-12-2005, 10:52
I like them because they are convenient. It's a lot easier and quicker to just slip some thongs onto your feet, instead of screwing around socks and laces, especially if you're just going to grab something out of the yard, and you don't want to get prickles in your feet, but it isn't really worth putting shoes on. They're also good for the beach, because you don't have to sit down and deal with your shoes when you want to go swimming, and you don't have to worry about them getting full of sand.

Oh.. wait.. you mean underwear?

Exactly, that's why I like to wear thongs.

G-strings are a totally different story. Good on my girlfriend, not good on me.
Harlesburg
09-12-2005, 11:29
Exactly, that's why I like to wear thongs.

G-strings are a totally different story. Good on my girlfriend, not good on me.
Yeah.:p
Hullepupp
09-12-2005, 11:50
Pity I don't look half as good in thongs... :(

you donĀ“t have to wear them in my presence ;)
Quincys
09-12-2005, 18:43
why thongs?

This is why:
http://g0lem.net/images/babe-thongs.jpg

http://www.florabama.com/images/2004%20Mullet%20Toss%20Pictures/David%20Wheeler%20MT%20Pics/thongs.jpg

http://www.assiah.net/history-and-persons/the-history-of-bikinis-and-thongs/sexuality-and-trends/sex-thong.jpg

http://www.bestwallpapers.org/human_body/thongs/thumb/320_thongs-010.jpg

I'm obsessed, I know :D

are these are supposed to do something for me? . . .

thongs never interested me. i thought it rather disgusting when the girls lean over and moon you when they wear one. oddly enough, i seem to find the more modest-dressing girls atractive (although tight clothing do have a rather appealing look to me)
'coarse, i still have a few years til adult hood, ya never know how i'll turn out til then
Pure Metal
09-12-2005, 18:53
Dude she wasn't short before.
no, but legs can always be longer ;) :p
FairyTInkArisen
09-12-2005, 18:54
they did a survey over here a few months back and found that British men prefer frenchies, which is fine with me cause they're a hell of a lot more comfy
Smunkeeville
09-12-2005, 18:56
Well, why?

Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.
I have no idea what a guy sees in them (mostly because my husband is more interested in my comfort than anything else, and as he says "aren't you more comfortable naked anyway?")

as far as women there are 2 reasons to wear thongs

1 you think your guy likes them
2 you are worried about panty lines

solutions

1 show up naked (most guys prefer that anyway)
2 don't wear panties.
Iraqnipuss
09-12-2005, 19:04
no, but legs can always be longer ;) :p

http://www.waller.co.uk/family/tallwoman2.jpg......:eek:
Noodle Domination
09-12-2005, 19:08
are these are supposed to do something for me? . . .

thongs never interested me. i thought it rather disgusting when the girls lean over and moon you when they wear one. oddly enough, i seem to find the more modest-dressing girls atractive (although tight clothing do have a rather appealing look to me)
'coarse, i still have a few years til adult hood, ya never know how i'll turn out til then


YAY at least someone appreciates girls who dress modestly!!


lauren
The Jovian Moons
09-12-2005, 19:08
You are a geek. But don't worry, this is the internet. This is our domain.

Unicron is awesome, though. I hope he eats my planet, some day.

If he's big enough to eat a planet wouldn't he have his own gravity?
Alexandria Quatriem
09-12-2005, 19:17
none of my girl-friends wear thongs. thongs are alot more "dishing myself out to everybody in the building" than "totally in love with you", and so i shudder at the thought of my gf in a thong. in fact, so does she. but you're right, thongs are much sexier than most other forms of opaque underwear. as far as i'm concerned though, they're slutty, and i don't like that,
Pure Metal
09-12-2005, 19:20
http://www.waller.co.uk/family/tallwoman2.jpg......:eek:
:eek:
i said legs, not the whole woman! :eek: ;)
Noodle Domination
09-12-2005, 19:25
none of my girl-friends wear thongs. thongs are alot more "dishing myself out to everybody in the building" than "totally in love with you", and so i shudder at the thought of my gf in a thong. in fact, so does she. but you're right, thongs are much sexier than most other forms of opaque underwear. as far as i'm concerned though, they're slutty, and i don't like that,


i have never known a slut who didn't wear a thong or g- string hm........


lauren
Perkeleenmaa
10-12-2005, 02:27
It's the attitude. Oversimplifying:

No thongs mean "I want only to be comfortable and ordinary. I don't like sex and don't want to look too good because that's slutty. Only skanks wear thongs anyway." These girls can be expected to be boooring daddy's girls.

Thongs mean "I want to be sexy."
Cabra West
10-12-2005, 02:39
It's the attitude. Oversimplifying:

No thongs mean "I want only to be comfortable and ordinary. I don't like sex and don't want to look too good because that's slutty. Only skanks wear thongs anyway." These girls can be expected to be boooring daddy's girls.

Thongs mean "I want to be sexy."

That's too oversimplyfied to even come close to the truth.
I like sex, I don't think I'm a slut, and yes, I wear thongs. I wear them because I like them, even if I know beforehand that no guy will ever know that I wore a thong that day. I don't worry about pantylines, either. They can in fact be more sexy than any thong.

I just enjoy wearing thongs. That's all. I find them comfortable, and I enjoy the feeling.
Perkeleenmaa
10-12-2005, 03:03
That's too oversimplyfied to even come close to the truth.
I like sex, I don't think I'm a slut, and yes, I wear thongs. I wear them because I like them, even if I know beforehand that no guy will ever know that I wore a thong that day. I don't worry about pantylines, either. They can in fact be more sexy than any thong.

I just enjoy wearing thongs. That's all. I find them comfortable, and I enjoy the feeling.
Actually, you've written better what I intended to say: "comfortable with herself".
Noodle Domination
10-12-2005, 03:07
It's the attitude. Oversimplifying:

No thongs mean "I want only to be comfortable and ordinary. I don't like sex and don't want to look too good because that's slutty. Only skanks wear thongs anyway." These girls can be expected to be boooring daddy's girls.

Thongs mean "I want to be sexy."


a girl can b sexi w/o wearing a thong n just bc a girl wears a thong doesn't mean she magically becomes sexi


lauren
The South Islands
10-12-2005, 03:08
a girl can b sexi w/o wearing a thong n just bc a girl wears a thong doesn't mean she magically becomes sexi


lauren
Yes, yes it does.
Perkeleenmaa
10-12-2005, 03:19
a girl can b sexi w/o wearing a thong n just bc a girl wears a thong doesn't mean she magically becomes sexi


lauren
I'm sorry but I'll have to disagree as an owner of a male hypothalamus:

Thongs make a woman magically sexier. Other such things are dancing, smiling (genuinely) and cleavage.
Avertide
10-12-2005, 03:31
Thank you, Kmifria, Or whatever your name was...

For spreading the word of the Way, the Truth, and the Light... That is.. Keyra Augustina's Gluteal Cleft...

You deserve a Muhammadean tithe.
Avertide
10-12-2005, 03:34
A chick in boxers is pretty damned sexy if you ask me. It has that whole "hope you don't mind that I crashed here tonight" thing going.

No, no, no, that's wearing one of your shirts that totally dwarfs her while she's naked underneath.
Avertide
10-12-2005, 03:46
I'm sorry but I'll have to disagree as an owner of a male hypothalamus:

Thongs make a woman magically sexier. Other such things are dancing, smiling (genuinely) and cleavage.

I have to add though. That this is except, of course, for when the woman is of the caste that should not be seen in revealing clothing, much less her underwear. Then it has the effect of multiplying the repulsion factor.
Green Panties
10-12-2005, 03:46
Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.

i have no idea why men are so obsessed with thongs.. but then again, i don't understand why girl-on-girl action is so excited for them either.. i mean, i don't start drooling over two guys together, why must they drool over girls?

As for thongs, I'm not a big fan. I have enough problems without worrying about something riding up my ass all day.

Just thought I'd say that I understand what you mean..
Avertide
10-12-2005, 03:51
i have no idea why men are so obsessed with thongs.. but then again, i don't understand why girl-on-girl action is so excited for them either.. i mean, i don't start drooling over two guys together, why must they drool over girls?

As for thongs, I'm not a big fan. I have enough problems without worrying about something riding up my ass all day.

Just thought I'd say that I understand what you mean..

*shrugs* It's a mystery. Especially those girls who are obsessed with Yaoi but do not appear to be sexually pleased by it.
Cabra West
10-12-2005, 12:30
i have no idea why men are so obsessed with thongs.. but then again, i don't understand why girl-on-girl action is so excited for them either.. i mean, i don't start drooling over two guys together, why must they drool over girls?

As for thongs, I'm not a big fan. I have enough problems without worrying about something riding up my ass all day.

Just thought I'd say that I understand what you mean..

And believe it or not, there are girls who are turned on by "guy on guy" action as well.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Richardsky
10-12-2005, 12:41
Girls wear thongs because they want men to stare at there asses. They might casually drop there phoe so they can bend over and give you a nice pic of her butt. Ive got nothing against them but it seems a fashion accessory that is made just to make men want to fuck you. Then when a girl get date raped for acting like a slut whos up for it around men. She complains. I know that not all women do this but the ones at my school all wear them just to look like a slag who wil fuck u as soon as thery turn 16
Kanabia
10-12-2005, 12:43
http://www.waller.co.uk/family/tallwoman2.jpg......:eek:

Judging by those immensely high heels she is wearing, and comparing with the size of that water cooler, i'd reckon that woman isn't quite as immensely tall as she appears.
Noodle Domination
10-12-2005, 19:14
Girls wear thongs because they want men to stare at there asses. They might casually drop there phoe so they can bend over and give you a nice pic of her butt. Ive got nothing against them but it seems a fashion accessory that is made just to make men want to fuck you. Then when a girl get date raped for acting like a slut whos up for it around men. She complains. I know that not all women do this but the ones at my school all wear them just to look like a slag who wil fuck u as soon as thery turn 16


That is so true!! Alot of girls at my school lost their virginity before they even turned 16.
Saxnot
10-12-2005, 19:32
Personally I'm not too hot on them on women. It's been overdone. It's now banal. It just makes me think of chavvy slags on the bus... :-/
Cabra West
10-12-2005, 21:31
That is so true!! Alot of girls at my school lost their virginity before they even turned 16.

Yeah, obviously. All girls that wear thongs are sluts and loose their virginity when they are 16 by being date raped by overstimulated innocent boys :rolleyes:
Ifreann
10-12-2005, 21:52
Yeah, obviously. All girls that wear thongs are sluts and loose their virginity when they are 16 by being date raped by overstimulated innocent boys :rolleyes:

I concur. Saying girls get date raped because they wear thongs is pretty retarded.
And by pretty, I mean very.
And by retarded, I mean fucktarded.
LarinaVille
10-12-2005, 22:36
Well, why?

Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.

Cant speak for men but VPL is not cool so when it can be seen I go for the thong
CthulhuFhtagn
10-12-2005, 22:59
Judging by those immensely high heels she is wearing, and comparing with the size of that water cooler, i'd reckon that woman isn't quite as immensely tall as she appears.
Also, the guy in the picture is about 5 feet tall or so. Snopes had an article on it.


Incidentally, was there a recent post claiming that, if a woman wears a thong, it's her own fault if she's raped? If so, I need to set my "faith in humanity" meter from "Nil" to "Ah fuck it, let's just nuke everyone".
Contraceptive Hippo
10-12-2005, 23:07
If you ask me, it's much easier to go commando.....
Ifreann
10-12-2005, 23:10
If you ask me, it's much easier to go commando.....

Ya, but it can get kinda cold.Especially for the girls, if they were wearing skirts.
But I dare say they'd be cold in skirts anyway.
LarinaVille
10-12-2005, 23:33
If you ask me, it's much easier to go commando.....


I agree but not with skirts, that is skanky
The South Islands
11-12-2005, 00:02
What's wrong with skanky?
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 00:10
It's the attitude. Oversimplifying:

No thongs mean "I want only to be comfortable and ordinary. I don't like sex and don't want to look too good because that's slutty. Only skanks wear thongs anyway." These girls can be expected to be boooring daddy's girls.

Thongs mean "I want to be sexy."

What a load of bollocks. I don't even own a thong, nor do I ever intend to. But I love sex and I like looking good, but in my opinion a pair of lacy French knickers is FAR more sexy than a thong!
Ifreann
11-12-2005, 00:13
I don't think there is a lot you can tell about a persons peronality or attitudes towards sex by their choice of underwear, its far too complex to be able to make any sort of assesment based on thong/knickers.
Noodle Domination
11-12-2005, 03:08
I don't think there is a lot you can tell about a persons peronality or attitudes towards sex by their choice of underwear, its far too complex to be able to make any sort of assesment based on thong/knickers.


I totaly agree!
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 04:00
What a load of bollocks. I don't even own a thong, nor do I ever intend to. But I love sex and I like looking good, but in my opinion a pair of lacy French knickers is FAR more sexy than a thong!

While I do not necessarily disagree, I would like you to prove it to me.
Didjawannanotherbeer
11-12-2005, 04:10
Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.

So far as I've noticed, both men and women wear thongs pretty much equally. Hmm, in fact, maybe men wear them more. It's kind of a daggy look, I know, but it's great for going to the beach (who wants to get sand in their socks, after all?) and sometimes you just want to quickly slip something on your feet to just dash up the street or go to the mailbox or whatever.

They're not really that uncomfortable, either. Though sometimes I get a bit of a rubbed spot between my toes where the 'thong' part of the thong goes if I wear them for too long. If you find them uncomfortable, maybe you've got sensitive feet, or maybe you have an allergy to rubber? Still, can't beat 'em for easy wearing. :)
Cabra West
11-12-2005, 15:57
I don't think there is a lot you can tell about a persons peronality or attitudes towards sex by their choice of underwear, its far too complex to be able to make any sort of assesment based on thong/knickers.

You seem to belong to a minority then... in this thread alone, at least 5 people asserted that thongs = sluts and justify date rape.
Multiland
11-12-2005, 16:30
3. A woman wearing a thong bespeaks a certain attitude of invitation. :D

No it doesn't. If a woman wears something because she likes wearing it or likes showing off her figure, that doesn't translate to an invitation to do ANYTHING. Just like me wearing baggy shorts is not the same as an invitation to stick your hand up em.
Multiland
11-12-2005, 16:31
You seem to belong to a minority then... in this thread alone, at least 5 people asserted that thongs = sluts and justify date rape.

And they were all stupid perverts. Saying that might be offensive, but saying someone deserved to be raped cus of what they wore is even more offensive.
Multiland
11-12-2005, 16:34
Girls wear thongs because they want men to stare at there asses. They might casually drop there phoe so they can bend over and give you a nice pic of her butt. Ive got nothing against them but it seems a fashion accessory that is made just to make men want to fuck you. Then when a girl get date raped for acting like a slut whos up for it around men. She complains. I know that not all women do this but the ones at my school all wear them just to look like a slag who wil fuck u as soon as thery turn 16

So by your logic, all men who flirt with women (ie "male sluts") deserve to be raped too then? Stop talking crap. Idiot.
Intangelon
11-12-2005, 16:49
It's the attitude. Oversimplifying:

No thongs mean "I want only to be comfortable and ordinary. I don't like sex and don't want to look too good because that's slutty. Only skanks wear thongs anyway." These girls can be expected to be boooring daddy's girls.

Thongs mean "I want to be sexy."

Oh, callow youth. Someday you'll find the repressed Librarian type who will fuck you in half. Then you'll realize just how stupid, shallow and meretricious overt flaunting of body parts for titillation is. Till then, enjoy your adolescent fantasies...in the words of the immortal Robert Preston (as Harold Hill) "The sadder but wiser girl's the girl for me."

Thongs mean "I want to conform."
Intangelon
11-12-2005, 16:50
a girl can b sexi w/o wearing a thong n just bc a girl wears a thong doesn't mean she magically becomes sexi


lauren

**SYNTAX ERROR**
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 18:22
While I do not necessarily disagree, I would like you to prove it to me.

I googled it and all the pictures it came up with were shit :( But I can guarantee that it is true.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 18:40
I googled it and all the pictures it came up with were shit :( But I can guarantee that it is true.

I think you misunderstood me, but thanks for trying. I believe you.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 18:46
I think you misunderstood me, but thanks for trying. I believe you.

Oh.... cheeky! *is shocked*
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 18:52
Oh.... cheeky! *is shocked*

Heh, that's more like it. You know, I think that's the first time I've ever been called cheeky. Not because of what i say, just who I say it to. I don't know too many brits.
Tullamore Returns
11-12-2005, 18:54
Why thongs?

3 reasons.

1) Like a good picture frame, thongs make a fine ass look better, and can make a not so fine ass a little more pleasing to the eye.

2) Thongs can be moved out of the way easily so one can do what ever and still enjoy the lingerie(SP).

3) Thongs taste great!
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:01
Heh, that's more like it. You know, I think that's the first time I've ever been called cheeky. Not because of what i say, just who I say it to. I don't know too many brits.

Cheeky is one of the best words ever! More people should use it. I'm not sure how it would sound said in an accent other than a British one though.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 19:03
Cheeky is one of the best words ever! More people should use it. I'm not sure how it would sound said in an accent other than a British one though.

Well, as a Canadian, I think that I could give it a try, since I'm part of the Commonwealth and all. Just give me an excuse and I'll give it a shot.
Soviet Redoristan
11-12-2005, 19:04
While stationed at Fairchild AFB, I recently spent over $150 at Victoria's Secret and mailed the merchandise home to my GF. Upon recieving the package, she proceeded to try on the lingerie. Out of ALL her undergarments, she likes the thongs and 'V-strings' I purchased at Victoria's Secret the best. All she talks about is how comfortable they are and how sexy she feels in them. She's happy, I'm happy, it's all win-win. What's there to complain about?
Alomogordo
11-12-2005, 19:05
One look at Keyra Agustina's gluteal cleft and you won't ask the question anymore.
I concur! All hail Keyra!
Alomogordo
11-12-2005, 19:10
I never lie! :p
Is that one right there?
Alomogordo
11-12-2005, 19:15
Ladys in thong makes my Wee Wee Stand.
Too much information.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:15
Well, as a Canadian, I think that I could give it a try, since I'm part of the Commonwealth and all. Just give me an excuse and I'll give it a shot.

Wowzers, the Canadian accent is marvellous. In fact it's the only one that comes close to being as good as Northern Irish. Yum.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 19:16
Wowzers, the Canadian accent is marvellous. In fact it's the only one that comes close to being as good as Northern Irish. Yum.
Well, I'm 3/8ths Irish, to boot.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:17
Well, I'm 3/8ths Irish, to boot.

Oooooo.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 19:19
Oooooo.

Are we hijacking this thread? If so, here's a crowbar.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:21
Are we hijacking this thread? If so, here's a crowbar.

Awesome, let's. I've never hijacked anything before. What an adventure.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 19:24
Awesome, let's. I've never hijacked anything before. What an adventure.
Alright, let's take this thread to...somewhere.
The Great Fish Entity
11-12-2005, 19:26
Oh come on ppl, don't tell me I'm the only girl who finds thongs utterly uncomfortable! Okay, they sure look pretty damn hot on girls who have nice bottoms, but that doesn't justify the horrible feeling they cause.

...Besides, you can't add thongs to this equation: cold winters + knee-length skirts + suspender belts + stockings (instead of pantyhose, waay more sexy imnsho), 'cause that'd result only in frozen buttocks. :p
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 19:33
Oh come on ppl, don't tell me I'm the only girl who finds thongs utterly uncomfortable! Okay, they sure look pretty damn hot on girls who have nice bottoms, but that doesn't justify the horrible feeling they cause.

...Besides, you can't add thongs to this equation: cold winters + knee-length skirts + suspender belts + stockings (instead of pantyhose, waay more sexy imnsho), 'cause that'd result only in frozen buttocks. :p

We get enough snow here that no one expects to ever see a thong in the wild.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:33
Alright, let's take this thread to...somewhere.

But where?
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 19:39
But where?
Your place or mine?
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:41
Your place or mine?

Yours.
Soviet Redoristan
11-12-2005, 19:43
Oh come on ppl, don't tell me I'm the only girl who finds thongs utterly uncomfortable! Okay, they sure look pretty damn hot on girls who have nice bottoms, but that doesn't justify the horrible feeling they cause.

...Besides, you can't add thongs to this equation: cold winters + knee-length skirts + suspender belts + stockings (instead of pantyhose, waay more sexy imnsho), 'cause that'd result only in frozen buttocks. :p

You just gotta get the right size.

But wearing a skirt in winter? Reeeeal smart.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:46
You just gotta get the right size.

But wearing a skirt in winter? Reeeeal smart.

Skirts in winter are good because if there's snow or rain then trou get soaked up to the knees.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 19:46
Yours.
See you there, and please don't mind the mess.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:47
See you there, and please don't mind the mess.

It can't be messier than my place, hence why I suggested yours :p
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 19:50
It can't be messier than my place, hence why I suggested yours :p
Heh, what's the harm of a few more clothes on the floor, anyway?
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:51
Heh, what's the harm of a few more clothes on the floor, anyway?

Cheeky!
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 19:54
Cheeky!
I'm really starting to like that word.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 19:58
I'm really starting to like that word.

Good, because I like using it.
LarinaVille
11-12-2005, 20:02
Oh come on ppl, don't tell me I'm the only girl who finds thongs utterly uncomfortable! Okay, they sure look pretty damn hot on girls who have nice bottoms, but that doesn't justify the horrible feeling they cause.

...Besides, you can't add thongs to this equation: cold winters + knee-length skirts + suspender belts + stockings (instead of pantyhose, waay more sexy imnsho), 'cause that'd result only in frozen buttocks. :p

I dont find them uncomfortable but then I like my butt and I NEVER wear them with skirts because there are lots of escalators with clear side panels in my daily route.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 20:07
Good, because I like using it.

I'll remember to use it on you now and then, too.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 20:08
I'll remember to use it on you now and then, too.

Ooo, marvellous :D Please do!
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 20:12
Ooo, marvellous :D Please do!
Whenever it's called for, I assure you.
Eruantalon
11-12-2005, 20:13
I for one am not. I'd never get into them ;)
But I don't like them on women either. I mean, for goodness sake just choose. Something or nothing. Stop being wishywashy. :rolleyes:
Makes sense to me!

If I have to wear underwear, it has to be a thong.
Grandma panties are soooo uncomfortable, and thongs are prettier.
You might as well wear no underwear, thongs are breeding grounds for bacteria.
Glenfennan
11-12-2005, 20:18
You all wear a kilt??? We in Glenfennan not only appreaciate public nudity, but encourage it.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 20:23
Whenever it's called for, I assure you.

Give me a context in which I might deserve it then, I can't think of something cheeky to say at random.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 20:28
Give me a context in which I might deserve it then, I can't think of something cheeky to say at random.

Oh, I dunno...this is a girl's underwear thread, no one's bothered to ask about guys' underwear. I'm sure you could work with that line of thought.

Or, just check your Nation's messages, where I sent you a "cheeky" anyway...
Qwystyria
11-12-2005, 20:33
I always thought thongs were like the ultimate auto-wedgie until I tried one. Actually, they're really comfortable. Much more comfortable than granny panties that don't fit perfectly and ride up into a wedgie anyway 'cause they're too loose for your pants... ugh.
LarinaVille
11-12-2005, 20:40
I always thought thongs were like the ultimate auto-wedgie until I tried one. Actually, they're really comfortable. Much more comfortable than granny panties that don't fit perfectly and ride up into a wedgie anyway 'cause they're too loose for your pants... ugh.

I know exactly what you mean and that is way worse than a thong for sure.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 20:57
Yes, but if you buy pants that are the right size then they don't ride up anyway :rolleyes:

(English pants, that is)
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 20:59
Oh, I dunno...this is a girl's underwear thread, no one's bothered to ask about guys' underwear. I'm sure you could work with that line of thought.

Guys are far better without underwear.
LarinaVille
11-12-2005, 21:00
Sometimes the trousers I wear make them ride up lol. But anyway I prefer french pants and I dont wear thongs as much as I used to.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 21:01
Yes, but if you buy pants that are the right size then they don't ride up anyway :rolleyes:

(English pants, that is)

It's funny how kooked up the language got when it came over the Atlantic, eh? Fries are chips, chips are crisps, you'll have to save me from ordering something unexpected if I'm ever in England.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 21:01
Guys are far better without underwear.

Cheeky!

And I'll keep that in mind.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 21:05
Cheeky!

And I'll keep that in mind.

Yay!
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 21:08
Yay!

I aim to please. What happens when I start firing is up to you, though.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 21:10
I aim to please. What happens when I start firing is up to you, though.

Firing what? Argh don't hurt me...
Qwystyria
11-12-2005, 21:11
Yes, but if you buy pants that are the right size then they don't ride up anyway :rolleyes:

(English pants, that is)

I tend to wear pants that are big enough and white-cotton underpants with full butt-coverage, usually, I just don't find that thongs are as uncomfortable as, say, the skimpy-butt panties lots of girls wear, so when I want to wear something else, the thong is the way to go.

Are pants in England somehow so different from pants in the rest of the world?
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 21:12
Firing what? Argh don't hurt me...

Well, I though it was a simple enough innuendo...
Qwystyria
11-12-2005, 21:14
I saw a few thong photos where the tampon string was hanging out.

Sick.

Which reminds me... did you know that they make pads for thongs? I mean, how's THAT work? Wow, it absorbs three drops before it leaks all over your pants. *shudder* There are certain times when you just shouldn't be wearing a thong. Or at VERY least you shouldn't be taking pictures of yourself in only a thong.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 21:14
Are pants in England somehow so different from pants in the rest of the world?

By English pants I meant PANTS, as in, not trousers. 'Underpants' or 'panties', if you prefer.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 21:16
Well, I though it was a simple enough innuendo...

Ooops *blushes*
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 21:17
By English pants I meant PANTS, as in, not trousers. 'Underpants' or 'panties', if you prefer.

Which is awesome, because in England I could say "Hey, Gracerograd! I'm not wearing pants!" and it wouldn't result in everyone else looking appalled or a policeman carting me off to the loonie bin.
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 21:18
Ooops *blushes*

Don't worry. the closest thing to a gun I own is probably the little projectile on some action figure or something.

Er, and that one's NOT innuendo.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 21:22
Which is awesome, because in England I could say "Hey, Gracerograd! I'm not wearing pants!" and it wouldn't result in everyone else looking appalled or a policeman carting me off to the loonie bin.

Haha, yes you could, and that would be awesome :D
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 21:24
Haha, yes you could, and that would be awesome :D

Okay then.

Hey, Gracerograd! I'm not wearing any pants!
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 21:26
Okay then.

Hey, Gracerograd! I'm not wearing any pants!

Hey, what a coincidence; nor am I!
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 21:29
Hey, what a coincidence; nor am I!

I...I don't remember the last time I've had such a beautiful connection with someone.

Oh, and I will once again request proof.
Eruantalon
11-12-2005, 21:29
the other thing about thongs (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/New%20Folder%2020/bikini2005_0069.jpg)is that, if the right cut, they make legs look all the more long and shapely....mmmmm :D
Actually you can blame the high heels as much for that.

i have no idea why men are so obsessed with thongs.. but then again, i don't understand why girl-on-girl action is so excited for them either.. i mean, i don't start drooling over two guys together, why must they drool over girls?
Many men are by no means "obsessed" with thongs and many women do, in fact, start drooling over two guys together. Stop generalising!

What a load of bollocks. I don't even own a thong, nor do I ever intend to. But I love sex and I like looking good, but in my opinion a pair of lacy French knickers is FAR more sexy than a thong!
Exactly. Perkeleenmaa and the thong industry are trying to tell us how to think. Classic capitalist psychology.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 21:52
I...I don't remember the last time I've had such a beautiful connection with someone.

Oh, and I will once again request proof.

... I thought I'd try speaking like they do on your side of the Atlantic :p
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 21:56
... I thought I'd try speaking like they do on your side of the Atlantic :p

Heh. Some people have language barriers. We have a language revolving door.
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 21:58
Heh. Some people have language barriers. We have a language revolving door.

Indeed; international relations at its somewhat confusing best. Awesome eh?
LarinaVille
11-12-2005, 22:00
Indeed; international relations at its somewhat confusing best. Awesome eh?

**THREAD OFFICIALLY HIJACKED**
Gracerograd
11-12-2005, 22:02
**THREAD OFFICIALLY HIJACKED**

Only just?
Megaloria
11-12-2005, 22:02
**THREAD OFFICIALLY HIJACKED**

Hey, it's a thread about THONGS. I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. I even worked Unicron into it somewhere back there.

Anyway, i couldn't have done it without the lovely and talented Gracerograd.
Beta Antaries
11-12-2005, 22:03
Well, why?

Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.

I doesnt make sence to me to wear a thong... if your going to wear something that small why not just not wear underwear at all??
Crunchy Nuts
11-12-2005, 22:14
Maybe some women have a masochism complex? Hell, there's even an S+M scene, it's that popular! Actually women still need underwear for hygiene reasons, which I won't expand on. Anyway. Thongs are to avoid accusations of poor hygiene, whilst showcasing the wearer's glory to the world. Too bad glory often includes cellulite.

Disclaimer: I am not sexist, I am female. And I have seen too many thong-tops showing to keep psychiatrists in business for a lifetime!
LarinaVille
11-12-2005, 22:15
Hey, it's a thread about THONGS. I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. I even worked Unicron into it somewhere back there.

Anyway, i couldn't have done it without the lovely and talented Gracerograd.


It was a joint effort. Congratualtions.:)
Qwystyria
11-12-2005, 22:21
... And I have seen too many thong-tops showing to keep psychiatrists in business for a lifetime!

Yes well, to my mind underwear is supposed to stay just that... UNDER wear. That is, it should be covered by something else, so it's under. That includes thong-tops, bra-straps, boxer tops, and everything else that you wear that might be classified as "underwear". This also includes wearing see-thru over-wear so as to show off the underwear.

Lucky psychyatrists. Not only do they get to see the offending thong-tops, they get to talk about it.*




*I don't mean that, it was just fun to say. :D
SoWiBi
12-12-2005, 00:41
female.

wears thongs about 95% of the time.
for comfort.
rarely wears really tight-fitting stuff, and is usually not showing any of her underwear (of whatever kind) to the random bystander.
isn't trying to make any statement with her underwear (did i mention comfort?). has seen some very sexy ladies in non-thongs and some very gross, er, ladies in thongs.

but the main reason for why thongs= they take up less space in the washing machine as well as in your drawer= you can accumulate more of them until next wash day and still have many left in the drawer= no need to wash that often (-> is a uni student).
Harlesburg
12-12-2005, 06:14
no, but legs can always be longer ;) :p
Meh they don't have to be...........
The South Islands
12-12-2005, 06:15
Why is this thread still up?
M3rcenaries
12-12-2005, 06:27
I'm gonna stick to my fantasies of girls wearing nothing but hockey jerseys.
I here ya. Detroit redwings jerseys to be specific. That way it;'s sexy and they look like a winner. (doubt there are ne hockey fans on ng besides me and the canadian posters eh?)
Megaloria
12-12-2005, 06:47
I here ya. Detroit redwings jerseys to be specific. That way it;'s sexy and they look like a winner. (doubt there are ne hockey fans on ng besides me and the canadian posters eh?)

As an original six team, I respect the Red Wings. I also no longer hate them because Hasek is elsewhere now. Stupid Hasek.

and yeah, this thread is still here for some reason. And that reason is that Gracerograd and I churned out three or four pages of blistering innuendo and torrid cheekiness.
M3rcenaries
12-12-2005, 07:06
As an original six team, I respect the Red Wings. I also no longer hate them because Hasek is elsewhere now. Stupid Hasek.

and yeah, this thread is still here for some reason. And that reason is that Gracerograd and I churned out three or four pages of blistering innuendo and torrid cheekiness.
ya i was reading that while googling keyra
M3rcenaries
12-12-2005, 07:08
Besides Legace is a much better goalie
Harlesburg
12-12-2005, 10:17
Yeah, obviously. All girls that wear thongs are sluts and loose their virginity when they are 16 by being date raped by overstimulated innocent boys :rolleyes:
Finally someone who understands.
Cabra West
12-12-2005, 10:47
Finally someone who understands.

You're talking to a very clear exception from this rule :p
Quincys
17-12-2005, 19:38
Yes well, to my mind underwear is supposed to stay just that... UNDER wear. That is, it should be covered by something else, so it's under. That includes thong-tops, bra-straps, boxer tops, and everything else that you wear that might be classified as "underwear". This also includes wearing see-thru over-wear so as to show off the underwear.

Lucky psychyatrists. Not only do they get to see the offending thong-tops, they get to talk about it.*




*I don't mean that, it was just fun to say. :D
I agree with most of what your saying, but the thing about boxers is:
a) teanage boys these days like loose clothes
b) the idiotic clothing designers don't design many clothes that are the looseness us teenagers desire, but completely cover our boxers
c) thus, our boxers show, and if we wore underwear, that would show, and if we wore nothing, our genitalia would show, and I don't think anyone wants that.

of course, I do the smart thing and wear long shirts so people only see my boxers when I bend over, and then its they're fault they saw it and not mine, because they were the ones staring at my but in the first place. dang pedophiles.
Noodle Domination
17-12-2005, 19:55
I agree with most of what your saying, but the thing about boxers is:
a) teanage boys these days like loose clothes
b) the idiotic clothing designers don't design many clothes that are the looseness us teenagers desire, but completely cover our boxers
c) thus, our boxers show, and if we wore underwear, that would show, and if we wore nothing, our genitalia would show, and I don't think anyone wants that.

of course, I do the smart thing and wear long shirts so people only see my boxers when I bend over, and then its they're fault they saw it and not mine, because they were the ones staring at my but in the first place. dang pedophiles.


haha It's amusing to c what boxers guys are wearing. lol
Quincys
18-12-2005, 04:42
haha It's amusing to c what boxers guys are wearing. lol
I often wear polar bears or dragons. they rock.
PasturePastry
18-12-2005, 05:02
Why thongs? Simple:

1. Looking like you're not wearing any underwear is seen as sexy

2. Actually not wearing any underwear is seen as unsanitary

Thongs take care of both
Megaloria
18-12-2005, 06:07
Whoah now, who started this up again? Gracerograd, where are you? I need your help once more to put this beast to rest.
Multiland
29-03-2006, 16:50
Rights, so anyway, pigeons, they're cool
Potarius
29-03-2006, 16:53
Speaking of retardos...
Pure Metal
29-03-2006, 16:57
*blinks*
wow, nice gravedig...


but if we're talking about thongs, i know a certain lady who got some tasteful skimpy ones bought for her for her birthday. i wonder who it was... ;) :D
Hiberniae
29-03-2006, 16:59
Well, why?

Why are men so into thongs, and why do women wear them so much? They seem rather uncomfortable to me.

Couple reason my spartan friend. They show off a lot of leg and ass. You can tell if she shaves or atleast trims (a necessity...dont want no forest) and they are very easy to get off of her which in turns will make it easier for you to get off or atleast quicker. Just wait...in a few weeks all the conceited girls on campus will be back to sunbathing randomly across campus in skimpy bikinis.
Wallonochia
29-03-2006, 17:27
If I only had a Kilt.

Or was Scottish.

Come on up to Alma in May for the Highland Festival. Everyone wheres a Kilt that day, Scottish or not.

Alma Highland Festival
(http://www.almahighlandfestival.com/)
The South Islands
29-03-2006, 17:47
Alas! Thy thread comes back to haunt me!