POLL: Who's the friskiest NSer?
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:00
The nominations (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457800) are in. Who do you think is the friskiest NSer? In other words, who's the horniest (but I'm not allowed to put that in the thread title apparently)?
GO! :D
I vote for Smunkeeville...or Sinuhue...or Cabra West...for the ladies...
Can't pick a guy...all the guys seems constantly "frisky"
So I vote for me...
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:04
I vote for Smunkeeville...or Sinuhue...or Cabra West...for the ladies...
Can't pick a guy...all the guys seems constantly "frisky"
So I vote for me...
You missed the thread for nominations, it seems.
You missed the thread for nominations, it seems.
I generally miss everything...I'm an NS loser...
Pure Metal
07-12-2005, 16:05
there's already a "horniest NSer" thread, but for the ladies: Cabra W without a doubt ;)
for the blokes: TPE
but if we're going with "friskiest" i might be in with a shot ;) :fluffle:
i mean i e-married tink and am currently going out with another NSer... thats gotta count for something :p
edit: eh? whats this? the voting thread for that other one or something else :confused:
if the former, you might want to give us a list of the nominees... and a poll
edit2: and there it is... hmm maybe i should wait a mo before jumping into threads like this one :p
Evil little girls
07-12-2005, 16:07
i mean i e-married tink and am currently going out with another NSer... thats gotta count for something :p
You're weeeeird
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:07
edit: eh? whats this? the voting thread for that other one or what :confused:
You got it. ;)
I escaped the nomination. In your face, Zooke! :p
Pure Metal
07-12-2005, 16:07
You're weeeeird
no, i'm a creep and a pervert (so says kanabia) :p :D
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:07
I escaped the nomination. In your face, Zooke! :p
And I have to say, I was very surprised by that. ;)
Eutrusca
07-12-2005, 16:07
... I e-married tink and am currently going out with another NSer... thats gotta count for something
Yeah. It counts toward your frequent flyer miles! :D
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 16:10
So what's to win?
And I have to say, I was very surprised by that. ;)
Na, Fass's horniness is much too subtle for some people to even notice.
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:12
Na, Fass's horniness is much too subtle for some people to even notice.
Not on IRC. :p
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:13
So what's to win?
It's all about the honour, my funky-headed friend. ;)
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 16:15
It's all about the honour, my funky-headed friend. ;)
make that punky, and I will do a dance
Not on IRC. :p
Well, not all of us have had the pleasure.
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 16:17
anyhow, Cabra west seems to be leading the poll, who is she/he?
never saw him/her on a thread
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:18
anyhow, Cabra west seems to be leading the poll, who is she/he?
never saw him/her on a thread
You're missing out, my punky-headed friend. ;)
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 16:19
You're missing out, my punky-headed friend. ;)
*dances*
*bumps into table*
*falls on floor*
*continues dancing*
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:20
And Sinuhue takes the lead!
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 16:24
should'nt this be linked to the people's pictures thread?
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457888&page=12
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 16:25
And Sinuhue takes the lead!
I'm not at all suprised at that. Seriously. :D
I'm not at all suprised at that. Seriously. :D
Oh come on now...you exploded onto the NS scene in a swirl of hormones, masturbation threads, and innuendos..give yourself some credit! You've helped to rachet up the raunch in this forum (all for good)!
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 16:29
Oh come on now...you exploded onto the NS scene in a swirl of hormones, masturbation threads, and innuendos..give yourself some credit! You've helped to rachet up the raunch in this forum (all for good)!
Now calm down, this can all be solved in a simple and civilised manner:
MUDFIGHT!!!!
:D
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 16:32
Sigh, yet another contest that I should be in, but am not.
*sulks away*
The Plutonian Empire
07-12-2005, 16:32
should'nt this be linked to the people's pictures thread?
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457888&page=12
Since when are looks associated with horniness? :confused:
Not on IRC. :p
Hush about our IRC sexcapades!
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 16:36
Now calm down, this can all be solved in a simple and civilised manner:
MUDFIGHT!!!!
:D
Pillowfight, if anything. :D
*slips into nightie and throws pillow at Sinuhue
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:38
Oh come on now...you exploded onto the NS scene in a swirl of hormones, masturbation threads, and innuendos..give yourself some credit! You've helped to rachet up the raunch in this forum (all for good)!
Very true. This place can always do with more raunch. :D
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:39
Hush about our IRC sexcapades!
I said nothing...
>.>
<.<
Hush about our IRC sexcapades!
:( I feel so left out. Yeah, yeah, I know you're not into girls...but still. *weeps*
Oh, and I propose that the winner, and the runner-up, have to make out!
The Plutonian Empire
07-12-2005, 16:40
who the hell voted for tink? :confused:
I really don't think she's a horny person, for some reason.
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 16:40
Since when are looks associated with horniness? :confused:
to me, they are basicaly the same thing, but I don't speak Enlish as a mothertongue
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 16:42
Can we have a poll for "least succesful in their friskiness"? I'd like to win something once before I die. Alone.
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 16:42
who the hell voted for tink? :confused:
I really don't think she's a horny person, for some reason.
Wishful thinking?
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 16:43
who the hell voted for tink? :confused:
I really don't think she's a horny person, for some reason.
She posts pictures of herself on NS
in....
nice positions:p
The Plutonian Empire
07-12-2005, 16:45
She posts pictures of herself on NS
in....
nice positions:p
Not anymore she doesn't. :(
Heron-Marked Warriors
07-12-2005, 16:46
Pillowfight, if anything. :D
*slips into nightie and throws pillow at Sinuhue
**lurks in wardrobe**
**with a camera**
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:47
She posts pictures of herself on NS
in....
nice positions:p
:eek: WHERE?!?
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 16:48
:eek: WHERE?!?
She used to... and there was this one pic, I'm still not sure if it was photoshopped, but it was brilliantly beautiful :cool:
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:52
She used to... and there was this one pic, I'm still not sure if it was photoshopped, but it was brilliantly beautiful :cool:
Must...see...
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 16:53
Must...see...
Ah, well, now, there's the problem, you see? I can't remember what thread it was posted in. But I seem to remember that Eut posted it... might be completely wrong, though.
Can we have a poll for "least succesful in their friskiness"? I'd like to win something once before I die. Alone.
I would win if we had a category called "Most threads call by inane sexual remark or Innuendo".
Or "Super Dork-tastic Naked poster"....I'd win that too.
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 16:55
Ah, well, now, there's the problem, you see? I can't remember what thread it was posted in. But I seem to remember that Eut posted it... might be completely wrong, though.
Eut, you holdin' out on me? :p
:( I feel so left out. Yeah, yeah, I know you're not into girls...but still. *weeps*
IRC is open to all. So is Skype.
Oh, and I propose that the winner, and the runner-up, have to make out!
If two guys, postpixkthanks.
The Plutonian Empire
07-12-2005, 16:55
Ah, well, now, there's the problem, you see? I can't remember what thread it was posted in. But I seem to remember that Eut posted it... might be completely wrong, though.
the Babe Thread?
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 16:56
I would win if we had a category called "Most threads call by inane sexual remark or Innuendo".
Or "Super Dork-tastic Naked poster"....I'd win that too.
We might demand some form of proof for the latter one, though ;)
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 16:56
If two guys, postpixkthanks.
I thought that stuff was Illegal in 57 Nations and 42 States?
Mmmmm...Carn and I are head to head:)
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 17:00
Very true. This place can always do with more raunch. :D
I thought I was doing enough, but I guess I'll have to step it up a notch.
I've done pretty damn good so far, with nary a warning.
Something has to be said for that.
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 17:01
Mmmmm...Carn and I are head to head:)
Did you say "head"?
-Magdha-
07-12-2005, 17:01
I'm gonna have to go with Mr. Fass.
Did you say "head"?
Absolutely. Thought I'd rather be head to toe, to tell the truth:)
Oh, and you got MY vote!
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 17:08
Absolutely. Thought I'd rather be head to toe, to tell the truth:)
Oh, and you got MY vote!
That sounds like it would be most pleasant. We have to make some arrangements one of these days...
Thanks! *L*
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 17:13
I'm gonna have to go with Mr. Fass.
Not an option in the poll. :rolleyes:
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 17:23
I find it amusing, though, that Carnivorous Lickers and Sinuhue are running neck and neck. :D
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 17:29
I find it amusing, though, that Carnivorous Lickers and Sinuhue are running neck and neck. :D
We have inspired some of each others best work. Its sometimes frightening when she completes my smut-laden inuendo
-Magdha-
07-12-2005, 17:30
Not an option in the poll. :rolleyes:
Well, that's who I pick anyway. So, blegh!
*Gives Cluichstan a raspberry*
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 17:30
We have inspired some of each others best work. Its sometimes frightening when she completes my smut-laden inuendo
Sometimes? ;)
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 17:30
Well, that's who I pick anyway. So, blegh!
*Gives Cluichstan a raspberry*
You fail at teh interwebs. :p
Absolutely. Thought I'd rather be head to toe, to tell the truth:)
Oh, and you got MY vote!
your parts still line up
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 18:30
your parts still line up
In a very nice way, too. :D
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 18:49
but if we're going with "friskiest" i might be in with a shot ;) :fluffle:
i mean i e-married tink and am currently going out with another NSer... thats gotta count for something :p
I only went with "friskiest," because the mods changed the word "horniest" in the title of the earlier thread. Call it what you like -- frisky, randy, whatever. Still means "horny" for the purposes of this thread. ;)
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 18:53
Sometimes? ;)
You've been observing, huh?
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 19:00
You've been observing, huh?
From the bushes. With my video camera. ;)
I Love Oranges
07-12-2005, 19:16
Eutrusca
and he beats some pretty stiff competition, but it just has to be him, forget NS, i believe he is the friskiest person in the history of the world ever, and i'm even including Jesus in that
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 19:17
Eutrusca
and he beats some pretty stiff competition, but it just has to be him, forget NS, i believe he is the friskiest person in the history of the world ever, and i'm even including Jesus in that
Eut knew Jesus personally (even sold popcorn at the Crucifixion). Why don't you ask him? :p
Eut knew Jesus personally (even sold popcorn at the Crucifixion). Why don't you ask him? :p
Pfft. I've made better agist jokes about Eut. ;)
I Love Oranges
07-12-2005, 19:34
Pfft. I've made better agist jokes about Eut. ;)
thats what i mean, he's gettin on but he still knows how to get down :p
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 19:39
Pfft. I've made better agist jokes about Eut. ;)
Hey, I'm just getting started. ;)
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 20:08
C'mon, people...VOTE, dammit! :p
Hullepupp
07-12-2005, 20:22
unfortunally I was to late so i have no chance to vote ...
;) but I think there are two ladies who deserved it more, than anyone else;)
You know why .... :fluffle:
Come on people...don't make me make out with Eut!
Too late. I already voted. ;)
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 20:47
Come on people...don't make me make out with Eut!
I'd pay good money to see that! :D
i am.....
Too late. You should have nominated yourself on the nominations thread. :p
I'd pay good money to see that! :D
Come on now...Carnivorous is way randier...he hardly ever talks politics...just f*ck talk!
Come on now...Carnivorous is way randier...he hardly ever talks politics...just f*ck talk!
is there really any difference? o_0 ;)
Too late. You should have nominated yourself on the nominations thread. :p
no, YOU should have, how could you not?:(
is there really any difference? o_0 ;)
You're confusing f*ck with sh*t, m'dear... again.... :rolleyes:
no, YOU should have, how could you not?:(
I was too busy masturbating to NS threads. :( ;)
Seriously, I was asleep when the nominations thread was put up, so I missed it... damned time zones...
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 20:54
Too late. You should have nominated yourself on the nominations thread. :p
People who were only nominated by themselves didn't make the cut.
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 20:56
I was too busy masturbating to NS threads. :( ;)
Seriously, I was asleep when the nominations thread was put up, so I missed it... damned time zones...
You, too? :p
(And nice "hidden" bit there. heh-heh)
People who were only nominated by themselves didn't make the cut.
Is puppet-wanking allowed?
You, too? :p
The sad part is which ones.... :p
The Plutonian Empire
07-12-2005, 20:59
People who were only nominated by themselves didn't make the cut.
BTW, who nominated me? :confused:
Just curious. ;)
Pure Metal
07-12-2005, 21:02
BTW, who nominated me? :confused:
Just curious. ;)
i seconded your nomination :D
come on dude, you're horny as hell :p
(you also got my vote ;))
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:09
Is puppet-wanking allowed?
I cut out two or three that I knew were puppet wanks. ;)
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:10
BTW, who nominated me? :confused:
Just curious. ;)
There's a link to the nomination thread in the OP in this thread.
Is puppet-wanking allowed?
it should be.... kermit is sexxy......
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:11
The sad part is which ones.... :p
Fess up...you were ALL OVER that Chuck Norris thread, weren't you? :p
Fess up...you were ALL OVER that Chuck Norris thread, weren't you? :p
I never even read that one. :confused:
Legless Pirates
07-12-2005, 21:17
I never even read that one. :confused:
You just saw the name and your hand shot down your pants instantly.
The Tribes Of Longton
07-12-2005, 21:19
Fess up...you were ALL OVER that Chuck Norris thread, weren't you? :p
There was a Chuck Norris thread??
*faps*
Stephistan
07-12-2005, 21:19
I'm not sure the winner of this should be all that honoured that people think this way about them..*LOL* :D
You just saw the name and your hand shot down your pants instantly.
I didn't even see the name. I was too busy posting on <censored> at that time. :rolleyes:
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 21:23
I'm not sure the winner of this should be all that honoured that people think this way about them..*LOL* :D
Why not? Some people seems to put hard work into that image ;)
And we all knew right from the start who would win, right?
Why not? Some people seems to put hard work into that image ;)
And we all knew right from the start who would win, right?
I don't think the outcome is that clear...
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:25
You just saw the name and your hand shot down your pants instantly.
LMFAO!
And for Czardas and Tribes...CHUCK NORRIS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453944)!
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 21:26
I don't think the outcome is that clear...
Ah, don't be so modest. And look through your closet for a nice dress for your date with Eutrusca :D
One that you can get out of really fast
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 21:27
I don't think the outcome is that clear...
Wait...did you just say "come"...?
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 21:28
Ah, don't be so modest. And look through your closet for a nice dress for your date with Eutrusca :D
One that you can get out of really fast
She isnt going to need a dress for what Eutrusca has in mind...
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:29
She isnt going to need a dress for what Eutrusca has in mind...
That just burned some horrible images in my mind... :(
Ah, don't be so modest. And look through your closet for a nice dress for your date with Eutrusca :D
One that you can get out of really fast
*groans*
I was really looking forward to being mauled by Carni...
The Tribes Of Longton
07-12-2005, 21:31
LMFAO!
And for Czardas and Tribes...CHUCK NORRIS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453944)!
*'splodes*
*reforms*
And I can't believe that TSI wasn't voted for. The man is actually trying to e-love every one of us through his USB port as we speak.
*'splodes*
*reforms*
And I can't believe that TSI wasn't voted for. The man is actually trying to e-love every one of us through his USB port as we speak.
How does it fit in there? :eek:
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:33
*'splodes*
*reforms*
And I can't believe that TSI wasn't voted for. The man is actually trying to e-love every one of us through his USB port as we speak.
Is that what I keep hearing thumping against the backside of my monitor screen? :eek:
Oh, and he got a nomination, but not enough.
Cabra West
07-12-2005, 21:33
*groans*
I was really looking forward to being mauled by Carni...
Hey, that gives me an idea... if the first and second place have to meet up, how about 3rd and 4th place as well?
:D :D :D
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 21:34
That just burned some horrible images in my mind... :(
Of course she COULD bring the dress to have something to wipe things down after the "date".
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:34
How does it fit in there? :eek:
It can collapse itself like a cockroach's body. :p
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:35
Of course she COULD bring the dress to have something to wipe things down after the "date".
Sinuhue Lewinski? :eek:
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 21:35
*groans*
I was really looking forward to being mauled by Carni...
yeah- 'cause I'm adhering to the rules of this NS contest and wont take you for myself
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 21:36
Sinuhue Lewinski? :eek:
*L*
I think Monica caught her sample on her dress,though. She didnt use it to, uh-swab the decks.
yeah- 'cause I'm adhering to the rules of this NS contest and wont take you for myself
Whew...that's a load off my mind...and relocated elsewhere...
It can collapse itself like a cockroach's body. :p
That's giving me weird images now. :(
The Tribes Of Longton
07-12-2005, 21:37
It can collapse itself like a cockroach's body. :p
Nah, he had a male USB 2.0 connection attached when he upgraded his PieCe.
¬_¬
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:38
That's giving me weird images now. :(
That means it's working! :D
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 21:39
Whew...that's a load off my mind...and relocated elsewhere...
Uh...did you just say "load"?
Uh...did you just say "load"?You nailed me.
The Tribes Of Longton
07-12-2005, 21:43
You nailed me.
Oh now THAT was on purpose.
*gets coat*
*dies*
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:43
You nailed me.
I'm sure he enjoyed it, too. :p
Oh now THAT was on purpose.
*gets coat*
*dies*
It was all on purpose.
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 21:48
You nailed me.
I wont be happy til I know your seat is moist
I wont be happy til I know your seat is moist
Grrr...
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:53
I wont be happy til I know your seat is moist
The other side of my pants is moist now. Does that count?
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 21:54
Grrr...
I'll take that as an "almost there"?
or-do you need hot breath and two days stubble rubbing on the back of your neck?
The Tribes Of Longton
07-12-2005, 21:54
I'll take that as an "almost there"?
or-do you need hot breath and two days stubble rubbing on the back of your neck?
She needs a Lumberjack. Obviously. Duh.
Cute little girls
07-12-2005, 21:55
Actually, I think Sinuhue should win, it's the best name
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 21:55
The other side of my pants is moist now. Does that count?
That depends. Are you a guy or a gal? I can usually tell by lifting the tail, but thats tough in here sometimes.
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:56
She needs a Lumberjack. Obviously. Duh.
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...
Naaaaahhhh...nevermind.
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 21:56
That depends. Are you a guy or a gal? I can usually tell by lifting the tail, but thats tough in here sometimes.
*takes a peek down the ol' trousers* Yup, still male.
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 22:15
*takes a peek down the ol' trousers* Yup, still male.
Ok-thats good, but I cant think about your pants being moist,when I'm working on Sinuhue. It just goes against my grain.
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 22:19
Ok-thats good, but I cant think about your pants being moist,when I'm working on Sinuhue. It just goes against my grain.
Awwwwwww YEAH! Werk it! :cool:
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 22:35
Actually, I think Sinuhue should win, it's the best name
The name's got nothing to do with it. :p
The name's got nothing to do with it. :p
Shows what you know about NS polls.
*cries* I didnt get in.
Ok, it's time to laugh again
mwahahahahaha
Ok-thats good, but I cant think about your pants being moist,when I'm working on Sinuhue. It just goes against my grain.
Don't you mean groin?
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 22:47
Don't you mean groin?
Y'know...I was gonna go there... :p
Cluichstan
07-12-2005, 22:48
*cries* I didnt get in.
No, but you do get huge props for keeping the babe thread going. :cool:
No, but you do get huge props for keeping the babe thread going. :cool:
woohoo!
speaking of which
Hullepupp
07-12-2005, 23:14
The name's got nothing to do with it. :p
correct and i think she must give us more bad examples ;)
Carnivorous Lickers
07-12-2005, 23:52
Don't you mean groin?
Nope. There are way too many tasty women's privates to explore. I cant waste any time thinking about a wet spot in a guys shorts
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 00:41
i seconded your nomination :D
come on dude, you're horny as hell :p
(you also got my vote ;))
Hehe, thanks. :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D
Europa Maxima
08-12-2005, 00:56
How could you not include South Islands? :p
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 01:09
Nope. There are way too many tasty women's privates to explore. I cant waste any time thinking about a wet spot in a guys shorts
Not just wet, but sticky, too. :p
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 01:14
who the hell keeps voting for tink?! SHE'S NOT HORNY ANYMORE!!! :gundge: (as far as I know, anyway).
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 01:16
who the hell keeps voting for tink?! SHE'S NOT HORNY ANYMORE!!! :gundge: (as far as I know, anyway).
I think you can probably chalk it up to wishful thinking on the part of those voters. :p
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 14:08
I find the lack of overnight posts in this thread disturbing...
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 14:57
I find the lack of overnight posts in this thread disturbing...
As do I. Are they all too mature and intellectual?
Also,anyone that knows me a little knows I'm "friskier" than the next two runners up- combined.
Oh-well.
Cabra West
08-12-2005, 14:59
As do I. Are they all too mature and intellectual?
Also,anyone that knows me a little knows I'm "friskier" than the next two runners up- combined.
Oh-well.
Hey!
That's a personal insult! :p You're just a lousy loser, that's all.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 15:29
Hey!
That's a personal insult! :p You're just a lousy loser, that's all.
No! Dont take it as a personal insult- use it to gauge how much worse I am than you.
Cabra West
08-12-2005, 15:31
No! Dont take it as a personal insult- use it to gauge how much worse I am than you.
Oops... I hadn't seen that I'm 3rd place now :D
I take it all back and take a little time graciously looking down upon you ;)
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 15:38
As do I. Are they all too mature and intellectual?
Nah, that can't be it. :p
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 15:41
Nah, that can't be it. :p
especially in NS, in time they will all cum and vote :p
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 15:48
Oops... I hadn't seen that I'm 3rd place now :D
I take it all back and take a little time graciously looking down upon you ;)
I'm most often on top, dearie. Unless I'm exceptionally tired.
In which case, you're eyes would be closed and your head leaning back...
panting...:p
especially in NS, in time they will all cum and vote :p
It's the title. You should have called it the Horniest person on NS. Or something to that affect. It'd attract more people.
It's all Cluichistans fault.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 15:53
It's the title. You should have called it the Horniest person on NS. Or something to that affect. It'd attract more people.
It's all Cluichistans fault.
I dont blame him-its hard to function with a sticky load in your shorts
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 15:58
It's the title. You should have called it the Horniest person on NS. Or something to that affect. It'd attract more people.
It's all Cluichistans fault.
omg its Ifreann!!!
what up iffy?
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 15:59
I dont blame him-its hard to function with a sticky load in your shorts
thats a wonderful image, excuse me while i go and remove my retinas
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 16:02
thats a wonderful image, excuse me while i go and remove my retinas
the corneas will be so much easier
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 16:05
OMG! I'm currently the "friskiest" male! :eek:
I find that somehow ... disturbing! Heh!
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:07
damn it, ok, if i can find some glue i'll stick back in the retinas and get the corneas instead, unfortunately, i can't see the glue
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:07
OMG! I'm currently the "friskiest" male! :eek:
I find that somehow ... disturbing! Heh!
i'm sorry Eut, but i don't post here often and even i know tales of the randy Eut (that has quite a ring to it)
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 16:09
i'm sorry Eut, but i don't post here often and even i know tales of the randy Eut (that has quite a ring to it)
ROFLMFAO!!!! OMG! Verily my rep doth preceed me! :eek:
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 16:20
It's the title. You should have called it the Horniest person on NS. Or something to that affect. It'd attract more people.
It's all Cluichistans fault.
I used the word "horniest" in the title of the nomination thread, and the mods changed it to "most untoward." I figured I'd go with "friskiest" to avoid something even more watered-down.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 16:21
I dont blame him-its hard to function with a sticky load in your shorts
Actually, it was sticky yesterday. Today it's rather crusty. :(
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:22
ROFLMFAO!!!! OMG! Verily my rep doth preceed me! :eek:
plus that and before i got deleted again i used talk to you in the babe thread and saw thats where you were in your prime :D
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 16:22
Actually, it was sticky yesterday. Today it's rather crusty. :(
Ewww! [ hurls! ] :p
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:23
Actually, it was sticky yesterday. Today it's rather crusty. :(
argh!!! my weak mind can't take this *dies*
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 16:23
plus that and before i got deleted again i used talk to you in the babe thread and saw thats where you were in your prime :D
LOL! So who were you then? "DoMe?" :D
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 16:24
Actually, it was sticky yesterday. Today it's rather crusty. :(
Uurp!
that has to be distractingly uncomfortable.
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:24
LOL! So who were you then? "DoMe?" :D
I Still Like Oranges, can't believe you don't remember me :(
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 16:26
Uurp!
that has to be distractingly uncomfortable.
It is, especially when I shift in my seat and my trousers tug at the skin. :(
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 16:32
I Still Like Oranges, can't believe you don't remember me :(
Oh yeah! I just couldn't connect the dots on that one. I'm a bit ... um ... distracted at the moment. :p
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:34
It is, especially when I shift in my seat and my trousers tug at the skin. :(
hmmmm.....if i kill you, you may stop talking :p
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:35
Oh yeah! I just couldn't connect the dots on that one. I'm a bit ... um ... distracted at the moment. :p
that i didn't want to know
I see I'm still on top, straddling the competition...
Jesus...what kind of horn-dog do you think I am that I'm beating out Carn, Cabra and Eut?
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 16:35
Oh yeah! I just couldn't connect the dots on that one. I'm a bit ... um ... distracted at the moment. :p
The crusty crotch of my trousers distracting you, Eut? :p
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 16:37
I see I'm still on top, straddling the competition...
Oh, if only I were the competition... *sigh*
OceanDrive3
08-12-2005, 16:38
Oh come on now...you exploded onto the NS scene in a swirl of hormones, masturbation threads, and innuendos..give yourself some credit! You've helped to rachet up the raunch in this forum (all for good)!wha?
I demand to see a link....So I can make an informed vote :D
Peisandros
08-12-2005, 16:41
Well I missed the nomination thread too.. I would've voted for Fass:
Frisky=understatement
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:42
I see I'm still on top, straddling the competition...
Jesus...what kind of horn-dog do you think I am that I'm beating out Carn, Cabra and Eut?
i haven't ,seen any friskiness from you, i must be looking in the wrong threads ;)
i haven't ,seen any friskiness from you, i must be looking in the wrong threads ;)
Yeah...apparently all the threads I'm not in:)
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 16:44
Yeah...apparently all the threads I'm not in:)
this is something i must remedy in the future, i must learn of the randyness of the one they call "Sinuhue"
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 16:45
I see I'm still on top, straddling the competition...
(I know you love this one) pedalling my ears furiously
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 16:46
I see I'm still on top, straddling the competition...
Jesus...what kind of horn-dog do you think I am that I'm beating out Carn, Cabra and Eut?
Um ... do you consider me among the competition you are "straddling?" :D
Bitchkitten
08-12-2005, 16:56
Damn!
Betcha if I hadn't been gone so long I could have made the list.:D
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 16:58
Damn!
Betcha if I hadn't been gone so long I could have made the list.:D
I would'a voted for ya! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Bitchkitten
08-12-2005, 17:03
:fluffle: ::fluffle: :fluffle: .
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 17:13
:fluffle: ::fluffle: :fluffle: .
So, ya still single? :D
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 17:15
So, ya still single? :D
Uh-oh...Plutonian's busted out the trawling net! Run! Run for your lives! :p
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 17:21
Uh-oh...Plutonian's busted out the trawling net! Run! Run for your lives! :p
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! :D
omg its Ifreann!!!
what up iffy?
omg its islo, or ilo:confused:
I Love Oranges
08-12-2005, 18:01
omg its islo, or ilo:confused:
ya, i had that problem earlier on as well, someone called me ilo and it took me about 5 minutes to figure it out, preferably i'd prefer to still be called islo especially by those who know me as it, but i guess i'll have to get used to ilo now as well
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 18:27
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! :D
And gather up the women and children, too!
And gather up the women and children, too!
And the small animals
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 18:49
And the small animals
And the large ones, too.
And the large ones, too.
And fill all the small holes in everything.
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 18:54
And fill all the small holes in everything.
Okay, I'm gonna stop now. I don't think I can top that. :D
Okay, I'm gonna stop now. I don't think I can top that. :D
I have a better idea, lets find sometihng to sacrifice to it, and since we're the only ones who can pick who gets sacrificed to TPE we can start a religion and become ALL POWERFUL
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 18:57
I have a better idea, lets find sometihng to sacrifice to it, and since we're the only ones who can pick who gets sacrificed to TPE we can start a religion and become ALL POWERFUL
Ooooooh...cult leaders...I LIKE IT! *starts passing around the Kool-Aid* :cool:
Ooooooh...cult leaders...I LIKE IT! *starts passing around the Kool-Aid* :cool:
*sacrifices Myrth to TPE*
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:02
Now we just need to start our brainwashed harem... :cool:
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 19:14
*sacrifices Myrth to TPE*
Mwahahahahahahahahaha! :D
Now we just need to start our brainwashed harem... :cool:
We'll start with sinuhue.then try and find tink and aerou
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 19:15
And arrange a marriage between me and.....
Shoot, I can't decide between Grainne Ni Malley and Bitchkitten.... :fluffle:
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:17
We'll start with sinuhue.then try and find tink and aerou
You can leave Aerou to me... ;)
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:18
And arrange a marriage between me and.....
Shoot, I can't decide between Grainne Ni Malley and Bitchkitten.... :fluffle:
You don't have to decide. Our religion is based on you. You can pretty much have whomever you please.
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 19:21
Great!
*takes both of them*
*has 20 kids with GNM, and uses BK as my personal sex servant :fluffle: *
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:23
Great!
*takes both of them*
*has 20 kids with GNM, and uses BK as my personal sex servant :fluffle: *
Dude...I'm eating my lunch here... :p
Pure Metal
08-12-2005, 19:23
Great!
*takes both of them*
*has 20 kids with GNM, and uses BK as my personal sex servant :fluffle: *
*is starting to think voting for you was a bad idea.... :eek:*
*swashbuckles*
keep your grubby mits off glitziness, you scurvy sea dog cult leader thing you... ;)
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 19:35
Dude...I'm eating my lunch here... :p
*has a family with my (adopted) sister just to annoy Cluichstan* :p :D
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:37
*has a family with my sister just to annoy Cluichstan* :p :D
*vomits all over his keyboard*
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 19:38
*vomits all over his keyboard*
Relax, she and I were adopted separately. :p :fluffle: :D
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:39
*continues vomiting*
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 19:43
*continues vomiting*
Mwahahahahahahaha! :D
Yes, I'm that horny, I know. ;) :D
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:46
*can't stop vomiting*
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 19:47
Dude...I'm eating my lunch here... :p
ROFLMAO!!! :D
*is starting to think voting for you was a bad idea.... :eek:*
*swashbuckles*
keep your grubby mits off glitziness, you scurvy sea dog cult leader thing you... ;)
*sacrfices to TPE*
*for food not sex*
*although............*
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:49
ROFLMAO!!! :D
You laugh, but you're winning another poll (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=458129) by a landslide. :p
*has a family with my (adopted) sister just to annoy Cluichstan* :p :D
I demand you post a pic of your sister
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 19:52
I demand you post a pic of your sister
I second that emotion! :D
Pure Metal
08-12-2005, 19:55
*sacrfices to TPE*
*for food not sex*
*although............*
nooooooooooooooooooooo.... :eek: :eek:
*swashbuckles*
(yes i am a pirate)
arr.
nooooooooooooooooooooo.... :eek: :eek:
*swashbuckles*
(yes i am a pirate)
arr.
As long as you aren't mexican
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 20:05
I demand you post a pic of your sister
I only have one, and that was from when she was 12 or 13 (she turns 17 in just a few days). Plus, I don't think she'd be comfortable with me posting a pic of her on the internet. Sorry.
Pure Metal
08-12-2005, 20:11
As long as you aren't mexican
arr... gringo.
*avenges sacrifice in suitably latin way* ;)
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 20:14
I only have one, and that was from when she was 12 or 13 (she turns 17 in just a few days). Plus, I don't think she'd be comfortable with me posting a pic of her on the internet. Sorry.
Gah! Jailbait! Run! :eek:
Eutrusca
08-12-2005, 20:18
You laugh, but you're winning another poll (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=458129) by a landslide. :p
OMG! :eek:
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 20:23
Gah! Jailbait! Run! :eek:
Relax. It's a regular pic of her. :)
I only have one, and that was from when she was 12 or 13 (she turns 17 in just a few days). Plus, I don't think she'd be comfortable with me posting a pic of her on the internet. Sorry.
Then i demand you take a picture of her!
DEMAND!!!!!
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 20:27
Then i demand you take a picture of her!
DEMAND!!!!!
17? Sorry, a bit young for me. You're on your own this time, Ifreann. :p
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 20:36
17? Sorry, a bit young for me. You're on your own this time, Ifreann. :p
Mwahahahahahahaha! :D
arr... gringo.
*avenges sacrifice in suitably latin way* ;)
AAAAAHHHH it's MP
*kills*
17? Sorry, a bit young for me. You're on your own this time, Ifreann. :p
WOOHOO!!!
i are teh 17!!!
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 20:43
WOOHOO!!!
i are teh 17!!!
Damn kids... :p
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 20:43
We'll start with sinuhue.then try and find tink and aerou
I want to start with Sin too....
Damn kids... :p
Quiet old man
I want to start with Sin too....
We all do
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 20:45
WOOHOO!!!
i are teh 17!!!
Nice try, but she's already got a bf. :p
Carnivorous Lickers
08-12-2005, 20:51
We all do
You may not want her anymore after I'm done with her. Show up early.
Nice try, but she's already got a bf. :p
You say that as if it will stop me
You may not want her anymore after I'm done with her. Show up early.
No problem
The Plutonian Empire
08-12-2005, 20:57
You say that as if it will stop me
It won't? eek! :eek:
:D
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 20:58
Quiet old man
*beats you with his cane*
Now we just need to start our brainwashed harem... :cool:
Harem?
Oh, that reminds me! JOIN ATHAR!
It won't? eek! :eek:
:D
I get that kind of reaction a lot.
Harem?
Oh, that reminds me! JOIN ATHAR!
That reminds me
wait,no nevermind
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 21:10
I get that kind of reaction a lot.
No shock there. :p
Cluichstan
08-12-2005, 21:14
Harem?
Oh, that reminds me! JOIN ATHAR!
Signed up for the forum, but I'm not going to move my nation there (unless you want me to send a puppet). I'd rather not give up my UN delegate seat. :cool: