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What would you do if you were tired of someone hanging around you and you just wanted them to leave you alone.

What if this person irratated you immensly and didn't get the hint you don't like them but still hangs about what would you do?

Would you openly verbally abuse them to see if that would work?
What if they still wouldn't leave you alone would you actually say i hate your face die?

Leave me alone you stupid Badger!

Go find a hole and bury yourself in it?

I find you to be the most annoying person i have ever met piss off?

What would you do to get them to shove off?

Can't be arsed making a poll

I would recommend simply telling this person off...a simple, "You annoy the shit out of me, fuck off!" usually works.

However, should this fail, or if you don't feel like being so direct, there is another way.

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Step One: Take this person to your local bar/pub and get them really, REALLY drunk.

Step Two: Punch said person in the mouth as hard as possible...brass knuckles are a plus.

Step Three: There is no step three, however, you and your friends will get hours of endless laughter from knowing why this person's face is messed up when he doesn't

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I hope I have been of some help. :)

I would recommend simply telling this person off...a simple, "You annoy the shit out of me, fuck off!" usually works.

However, should this fail, or if you don't feel like being so direct, there is another way.

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Step One: Take this person to your local bar/pub and get them really, REALLY drunk.

Step Two: Punch said person in the mouth as hard as possible...brass knuckles are a plus.

Step Three: There is no step three, however, you and your friends will get hours of endless laughter from knowing why this person's face is messed up when he doesn't

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I hope I have been of some help. :)
What if it was a Woman?

just telll them they are annoying you at the moment (or always) and that you want them to go away.

works for me

What would you do if you were tired of someone hanging around you and you just wanted them to leave you alone.
It involves a length of chain, a heavy (and preferrably pointy) metal object, and good timing.

I'd say: "Enough already, Harlesburg!" ;)

Some sort of weapon usually works.




Like a large plank of wood with a nail in it.

Would you openly verbally abuse them to see if that would work?

Every time I try this I end up dating the chick....

I'd say: "Enough already, Harlesburg!" ;)
At least you spelt my name right.:(

What if it was a Woman?
Headbut her in the tits.
I guarantee it works :p

At least you spelt my name right.:(
It's a skill...kinda

Every time I try this I end up dating the chick....
hmmm... every time you say?

Harlesburg you dog-raped, dick-rotted, mother-luvin piece of crap!

we used to have this problem at school. uber annoying kid hung out with us and stuff... at first we ran away (literally) in the early years, but by the end of gcse we'd told him to go away ("private function - you're not invited") sort of thing. it was a bit mean and he threw a tantrum and started throwing things out of our locker (we were unfortunate enough to share)... he got a tad violent so i picked him up and threw him clean down the hallway :p
i felt that was justified seeing how it wasn't me who said those nasty things to him (i just kinda sat there and ignored the whole scenario)
that pretty well ended him hanging round with us.

the solution: ignore, tell to go away, scrap/fight

I suggest this:


"Exscuse, me (insert name of unwanted flotsam).
I was wondering if you could do me a big favor thats very important?
I was hoping you could fuck right off.
I dont want you to pass Go, or collect 200 dollars, I simply want you to fuck directly off.
Of all the things I can imagine, having you Fuck Directly Off, would be the most enjoyable one, at this moment.
Right here, right now, at this precise moment, I want you to fuck directly and completely off."

Tell them you perform colonic irrigations for a living, but you'd like to offer them one for free as a reward for their sparkling personality.

Either that or "fuck off, you annoying ****".

This one worked really good when a guy wanted to get rid of me:

"I want to play the field" *passes phone to friends*

I hated him. I found out later that he discovered he was gay. I didn't feel so bad, but I still hate him.

**** the **** off you cunting ****?

**** the **** off you cunting ****?In all seriousness, I have used those exact words before to people getting on my nerves :p

This one worked really good when a guy wanted to get rid of me:

"I want to play the field" *passes phone to friends*

I hated him. I found out later that he discovered he was gay. I didn't feel so bad, but I still hate him.
Thanks but that is only good if you are dating them.

Thanks but that is only good if you are dating them.

I tried. Sorry.

Thanks but that is only good if you are dating them.If we're being totally serious here, one of the best ways to get a person off your back is, in my experience at least, to ignore them. Don't reply to texts, emails, don't answer the phone if it's likely to be them. If you can't avoid them in person, make non-committal grunts when they speak to you, and get away as quick as possible.

It's a cowardly way out, but it's not going to cause any more offence than telling them you think they're a twat, I suppose.

In all seriousness, I have used those exact words before to people getting on my nerves :p
yeah.. and it's very poetic. Along with quibble, **** is my favourite world. One day I hope to say " I have a quibble with your ****!". That one day may come yet!

yeah.. and it's very poetic. Along with quibble, **** is my favourite world. One day I hope to say " I have a quibble with your ****!". That one day may come yet!I am sitting here laughing out loud. It really deserves to go in my sig! (But I fear the mods will complain about profanity - is it allowed in signatures like it is on the forums?)

'****' is one of my favourite words too, but you have put it to better use than I!

"You know what would make this night perfect?"

"You, going away, now, as of immediately"

If we're being totally serious here, one of the best ways to get a person off your back is, in my experience at least, to ignore them. Don't reply to texts, emails, don't answer the phone if it's likely to be them. If you can't avoid them in person, make non-committal grunts when they speak to you, and get away as quick as possible.

It's a cowardly way out, but it's not going to cause any more offence than telling them you think they're a twat, I suppose.
That can work but in some cases it dosen't especially when you have gotten a girl pregnant and she want's to talk about it.

Foolproof ways of ending a relationship:

1) Bash him/her on the back of the head with a hammer. Strip and tie the person up. Drive him/her in the trunk of your car to the middle of the desert. Drop the person off. Untie if desired.

2) Urinate on their possessions. Repeat until hint is received.

3) Idea originally presented by Sam Kinison. DO drugs. Get piss drunk every day. Quit your job. Become a complete slob. Continue doing this for months. Finally, she will come up to you and say with tears in her eyes, "I have to leave you. You're just not the person I fell in love with anymore." ANd then she GOES AWAY! The best part is that she feels guilty because she left you WHEN YOU NEEDED HER MOST!!! AHHH hahahahaha!!!

That can work but in some cases it dosen't especially when you have gotten a girl pregnant and she want's to talk about it.Ah. I imagine that would be somewhat more difficult :eek:

I had to tell someone the same thing; don't say it when folk are listening, just when it's the 2 of you (and _not_ over coffee/a drink/ a meal or anything 'special')

"I'm not really sure how to say this, but... I don't actually like you. For whatever reason, we just don't get on, and you'd make me feel a lot less awkward about it if we could please stop hanging around together."

Worked for me.

Foolproof ways of ending a relationship:

1) Bash him/her on the back of the head with a hammer. Strip and tie the person up. Drive him/her in the trunk of your car to the middle of the desert. Drop the person off. Untie if desired.

2) Urinate on their possessions. Repeat until hint is received.

3) Idea originally presented by Sam Kinison. DO drugs. Get piss drunk every day. Quit your job. Become a complete slob. Continue doing this for months. Finally, she will come up to you and say with tears in her eyes, "I have to leave you. You're just not the person I fell in love with anymore." ANd then she GOES AWAY! The best part is that she feels guilty because she left you WHEN YOU NEEDED HER MOST!!! AHHH hahahahaha!!!
OMG you posted number 3 when i first joined here over a year ago!:) :cool:

I quoted it.:D

Simple, piss on their face as they sleep, take pictures, 'accidently' forward them the pictures, while bragging about how you "pissed on that cuntfaced moron who won't leave me the fuck alone".

Ah. I imagine that would be somewhat more difficult :eek:
Especially when she gets pregnant and decides to abort it then a few months later she want's to keep the new one!

Especially when you wanted to keep the first one and broke up with her before you know of the second one.

So she is effectivly using it as blackmail.

OMG you posted number 3 when i first joined here over a year ago!:) :cool:

I quoted it.:D

It's...er....relevance to today's geopolitical environment has not waned one bit in all this time. *nods*

It's...er....relevance to today's geopolitical environment has not waned one bit in all this time. *nods*
As if anything you have ever said has.

It's...er....relevance to today's geopolitical environment has not waned one bit in all this time. *nods*


You've been snapped using old material...


Dw, it happens to me all the time.

You've been snapped using old material...


Dw, it happens to me all the time.
Post count 6666 :eek:

Just dont let a noob catch you or the whole balance of power will shift.

You've been snapped using old material...


Dw, it happens to me all the time.

Well, at least it wasn't mine. *breathes a sigh of relief* ;)

What would you do if you were tired of someone hanging around you and you just wanted them to leave you alone.

What if this person irratated you immensly and didn't get the hint you don't like them but still hangs about what would you do?

Would you openly verbally abuse them to see if that would work?
What if they still wouldn't leave you alone would you actually say i hate your face die?

Leave me alone you stupid Badger!

Go find a hole and bury yourself in it?

I find you to be the most annoying person i have ever met piss off?

What would you do to get them to shove off?

Can't be arsed making a poll


Are you being harrassed by badgers again? If so, you could just have a good influence on them. Teach them what you like and if they want to hang around you they'll change. If they don't change, send them a death threat in the mail.

Are you being harrassed by badgers again? If so, you could just have a good influence on them. Teach them what you like and if they want to hang around you they'll change. If they don't change, send them a death threat in the mail.
Mail an death threats, what a Capital Idea.

The person who will not leave you alone is a girl you got pregnant but are not with anymore?

The person who will not leave you alone is a girl you got pregnant but are not with anymore?
I never said that but so what if it was?

Post count 6666 :eek:

Just dont let a noob catch you or the whole balance of power will shift.


huh? what?


dammit, the milestone went right past me.

huh? what?


dammit, the milestone went right past me.
Your game is slipping.
tsk tsk.

What if it was a Woman?

Hey, I'm all for gender equity! :p

I never said that but so what if it was?
Then you say, I want nothing to do with your baby, it means nothing to me. Etc etc. Make her feel shit and angry. Or just, "accidentally" kill her. Either ways good.

huh? what?


dammit, the milestone went right past me.
you were at 6667 before I noticed aswell

Then you say, I want nothing to do with your baby, it means nothing to me. Etc etc. Make her feel shit and angry. Or just, "accidentally" kill her. Either ways good.
Or Kick her in the stomach like those Junior Warriors did?:p

Or Kick her in the stomach like those Junior Warriors did?:p
Hmm yea. Something like that. Go the Warriors, tough guys.. Hmm.

Hmm yea. Something like that. Go the Warriors, tough guys.. Hmm.
Yeah real decent sort.
Beat up the ex GF so she doesnt ruin your league career.

I am sitting here laughing out loud. It really deserves to go in my sig! (But I fear the mods will complain about profanity - is it allowed in signatures like it is on the forums?)

'****' is one of my favourite words too, but you have put it to better use than I!
Yay! Immortality, here I come!

A good way perhaps, to get someone to shove off is to invite them round for a threesome session with yourself and your mother. Usually, this would do the trick, exempting of course, the person you are trying to tell to shove off is genuinely interested in such an offer, in which case you are a wee bit buggered, perhaps quite literally.

Another suggestion is to repeatedly scream at them "BUGGERY! BUGGERY! YOU LIKE BUGGERY?!" at them over and over.

From personal experience, when I was at college, me and my mates had a chap follow us who was in a wheelchair. He was nice enough at first, but quickly showed he was a wee bit of a nutter, in which case whenever we saw him, to avoid abuse he aimed at us, we would simply go upstairs, where he could not follow us, provided of course, that the ability to use his legs did not return to him.

What would you do if you were tired of someone hanging around you and you just wanted them to leave you alone.

What if this person irratated you immensly and didn't get the hint you don't like them but still hangs about what would you do?

Would you openly verbally abuse them to see if that would work?
What if they still wouldn't leave you alone would you actually say i hate your face die?
I tell them to find someone else to bother. If that doesn't work, I put on my "war face" and just loom! Mwahahaha! :D

I would just say "Get the fuck off or i'll kill you!" :mp5: It worked for me!! :fluffle:

I would just say "Get the fuck off or i'll kill you!" :mp5: It worked for me!! :fluffle:
LOL! Um ... the police tend to take a rather dim view of telling someone you're going to kill them. You can get rather chaffed wrists from being handcuffed all the time. :p

Ask them politely to go away. If that fails, destroy them. Read my Almanac of Ways to Utterly Destroy People for help.

Just a funny cartoon!! :)

:fluffle: :eek: :sniper: - :fluffle: :rolleyes: :mp5:

The police? Hell with them! I got my protection!!! :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Assuming it's not a girl you got pregnant (in which case, you deserve to be bothered; pay up, you cheap, selfish bastard), I actually invented a tool for this. Here's the sales pitch:

Why argue with people who offend you? GET RID OF THEM with AntiSociety(tm) Cards! Thirteen lucky sayings guaranteed to get you out of any conversation quicker AND prevent future conversations!

Some of the "sayings":

"I have morals of my own, thanks. I don't need yours."

"Please tell someone who cares."

"I despise you and everything you stand for. Kindly never speak to me again."

and the always useful "Go Away."

The idea is, you carry these in your wallet or purse and just hand them to the annoying person, and while they stand there confused, you make your escape. If you use them right, you can instantly burn a bridge you never wanted to cross in the first place.

These are part of my manifesto for a surrealist lifestyle, and they were big sellers at my last art sale event.

Why argue with people who offend you? GET RID OF THEM with AntiSociety(tm) Cards! Thirteen lucky sayings guaranteed to get you out of any conversation quicker AND prevent future conversations!


"I have smallpox."

"Thank you for showing your interest in a convicted felon who is on parole. I served time for killing my family."

"How old is your daughter?"

"I have herpes, but the sores are subsiding."

You! Off my planet.

Another suggestion is to repeatedly scream at them "BUGGERY! BUGGERY! YOU LIKE BUGGERY?!" at them over and over.


Oh dear - it says a lot about me that this had me all but crying with laughter - props It, completely mad, insane lunatic ones - like frothing at the mouth I mean :D:D:D it was that good.:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

"I have smallpox."

"Thank you for showing your interest in a convicted felon who is on parole. I served time for killing my family."

"How old is your daughter?"

"I have herpes, but the sores are subsiding."
Well done, especially #2. May I use it? I'll give you a by-line.

The current AntiSociety is really geared towards getting rid of political assholes who buttonhole you at parties, bars and on the street. I've been working on an anti-dating/social conversation series.

Well done, especially #2. May I use it? I'll give you a by-line.

The current AntiSociety is really geared towards getting rid of political assholes who buttonhole you at parties, bars and on the street. I've been working on an anti-dating/social conversation series.

Yes. But I heard it first in the movie "Double Jeopardy". A woman framed for the murder of her husband by her husband (he's not really dead and she goes to jail) is later approached by a man in a library. She mentions that she's out on parole, and he asks for what? She tells him that she murdered her husband - you know, sliced him and diced him.

Yes. But I heard it first in the movie "Double Jeopardy". A woman framed for the murder of her husband by her husband (he's not really dead and she goes to jail) is later approached by a man in a library. She mentions that she's out on parole, and he asks for what? She tells him that she murdered her husband - you know, sliced him and diced him.
Ah, well then I probably can use a variation of it with a tiny little footnote: "Thanks, DK." ;)

For handy brush-offs, also check http://www.moviewavs.com/

I recently downloaded a bunch of excellent conversation killers. I want to program them into a cell phone so I can just play them for people, because I think that will be even more dismissive than actually speaking to them. The Blackadder quotes, under TV, are a treasure trove.

I usually just say "please, go away" or "please leave me alone". It doesn't always work, but usually people who annoy me get scared off eventually anyway. :D

Once I knew a guy whose nickname was "The Intrepid Clueless One" and who didn't get the hint when we told him to go away, and didn't invite him places with everyone else. He just complained nobody had told him, and assumed it was a mistake. Except then he had crush on me. Evenually, he manged to corner me, and asked "What would you do if I gave you a big, fat, sloppy kiss?" I answered "I would probably slap you as hard as I possibly could, and things would go downhill from there" turned around, and walked away.

Sometimes it takes that extra little bit.

-snippage-
Step Two: Punch said person in the mouth as hard as possible...brass knuckles are a plus.

Step Three: There is no step three, however, you and your friends will get hours of endless laughter from knowing why this person's face is messed up when he doesn't
I hope I have been of some help. :)
Hey, I'm all for gender equity!:p
It involves a length of chain, a heavy (and preferrably pointy) metal object, and good timing.
Like a large plank of wood with a nail in it.
Headbut her in the tits.
I guarantee it works:p
Harlesburg you dog-raped, dick-rotted, mother-luvin piece of crap!

1) Bash him/her on the back of the head with a hammer. Strip and tie the person up. Drive him/her in the trunk of your car to the middle of the desert. Drop the person off. Untie if desired.

2) Urinate on their possessions. Repeat until hint is received.

3) Idea originally presented by Sam Kinison. DO drugs. Get piss drunk every day. Quit your job. Become a complete slob. Continue doing this for months. Finally, she will come up to you and say with tears in her eyes, "I have to leave you. You're just not the person I fell in love with anymore." ANd then she GOES AWAY! The best part is that she feels guilty because she left you WHEN YOU NEEDED HER MOST!!! AHHH hahahahaha!!!
Simple, piss on their face as they sleep, take pictures, 'accidently' forward them the pictures, while bragging about how you "pissed on that cuntfaced moron who won't leave me the fuck alone".
Are you being harrassed by badgers again? If so, you could just have a good influence on them. Teach them what you like and if they want to hang around you they'll change. If they don't change, send them a death threat in the mail.
Then you say, I want nothing to do with your baby, it means nothing to me. Etc etc. Make her feel shit and angry. Or just, "accidentally" kill her. Either ways good.
I would just say "Get the fuck off or i'll kill you!":mp5: It worked for me!!:fluffle:

Aren't we a violent demented lot.:eek:

I have found that a calm, gentle statement that you do not (or no longer do) like them, and, instead, find them rather annoying, can work rather well.

Alternatively, you can just pretend that they do not exist, and eventually they may get bored and abandon you.

A stand up comic I've seen named Dylan Moran said something along the lines of this...

I hate you so much! Hating you gives me energy, I have to get up early in the morning to hate you! Now go away!!

A stand up comic I've seen named Dylan Moran said something along the lines of this...

I hate you so much! Hating you gives me energy, I have to get up early in the morning to hate you! Now go away!!
Was he talking about his wife?

No, he was talking about relationships in general and how everyone lies about why they want to break up with someone else. It'd be better, from his viewpoint, if you could just be thoroughly honest and say 'I hate you, fuck off' but that's just my own condensation of about 10 minutes of very funny material.

Give them a cold, vacant stare. Don't blink the entire time (preferably over five minutes). You'll likely scare the shit out of them.

Whether they come back or not is entirely up to them. If they do, suicide is the only option, for they are indeed more psychotic than you.

Give them a cold, vacant stare. Don't blink the entire time (preferably over five minutes). You'll likely scare the shit out of them.

Whether they come back or not is entirely up to them. If they do, suicide is the only option, for they are indeed more psychotic than you.
That is nice.

But once again you guys are weird.:p