Keruvalia, Lunatic Goofballs. Brothers?!?
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2005, 07:07
Is it possible that Keruvalia is my long lost brother?
Can it be??? :eek:
Or did I spawn spontaneously from a mud puddle as has been suggested by others?
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:08
It is entirely plausable ... scarey the connections we share! :eek:
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:09
You were brothers seperated at birth, because your mother was told by a Seer that the combination of you two together would lead to world destruction.
He was right.
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2005, 07:10
You were brothers seperated at birth, because your mother was told by a Seer that the combination of you two together would lead to world destruction.
He was right.
So each of us is like two Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
I want to be War and Pestilence.
Keru can be Famine and Death.
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:12
Famine?! But I make a tastey sandwich out of a bagel, garlic creamcheese, and chipotle turkey!
Oh well ... no matter ...
Do you share my obsession with Christina Ricci?
http://www.geocities.com/sze02/Christina_Ricci/Christina_Ricci03.jpg
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:12
So each of us is like two Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
I want to be War and Pestilence.
Keru can be Famine and Death.
No. Your mother bore quadruplets. There are 2 more. It is your duty to seek them. Once all 4 are together, the world will reach enlightenment.
Seek, good Keru and LG.
The world depends on you!
Europa Maxima
07-12-2005, 07:15
Is it possible that Keruvalia is my long lost brother?
Can it be??? :eek:
Or did I spawn spontaneously from a mud puddle as has been suggested by others?
What if you were created in a lab? :p
No. Your mother bore quadruplets. There are 2 more. It is your duty to seek them. Once all 4 are together, the world will reach enlightenment.
Seek, good Keru and LG.
The world depends on you!
The world depends on LG and Keruvalia? :eek:
We're all doomed!! ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2005, 07:17
Famine?! But I make a tastey sandwich out of a bagel, garlic creamcheese, and chipotle turkey!
Oh well ... no matter ...
Do you share my obsession with Christina Ricci?
http://www.geocities.com/sze02/Christina_Ricci/Christina_Ricci03.jpg
Unfortunately, as hawt as she has grown up to become, I will always see a little of this: http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/afwed6.jpg in her.
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2005, 07:18
What if you were created in a lab? :p
That sounds so... clean.
I doubt it. :p
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:18
The world depends on LG and Keruvalia? :eek:
We're all doomed!! ;)
Remember, there are 2 others.
One in Europe, one in the United States.
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:19
Unfortunately, as hawt as she has grown up to become, I will always see a little of this:
Yeah ... well I try to not think about that or Mermaids and try to focus on Sleepy Hollow and Prozac Nation. :D
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:22
Incidently, my wife dressed up as Ricci's Wednesday one Halloween ... that caused our second child.
Europa Maxima
07-12-2005, 07:22
All this makes me think is, damn, there are two of them now? :eek: :( :p
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:24
All this makes me think is, damn, there are two of them now? :eek: :( :p
According to some, there are four!
I suppose one of us should post why this thread got started ...
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:25
LG: Born 6:36 pm, 12/7/72
Keru: Born 6:36 am, 7/1/72 after only 2 hours of labor (which accounts for the missing 2)
He's a clown and I am a professional puppeteer turned children's music teacher ... both freespirited pranksters with a mud fetish ... both religious with leanings toward the "brotherly hippie love" side of our respective faiths rather than the "I kill you now" side.
Kindred spirits!
Europa Maxima
07-12-2005, 07:26
Well I suppose evil always comes in pairs...Hitler and Stalin for instance? :p
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:27
According to some, there are four!
I suppose one of us should post why this thread got started ...
There are four.
Why do I know, you ask? I am the Seer's son. When I was 14, he told me the story of the quadruplets separated at birth. Only when they come together can humanity ascend to the next plane of exisitence.
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:29
There are four.
Why do I know, you ask? I am the Seer's son. When I was 14, he told me the story of the quadruplets separated at birth. Only when they come together can humanity ascend to the next plane of exisitence.
Oh dear ... my wife is not going to like this ... she already thinks me a religious nutbag ....
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:31
Oh dear ... my wife is not going to like this ... she already thinks me a religious nutbag ....
Welcome to the club...
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:32
Welcome to the club...
There's a club?! Why was I not informed?!?!?! :eek:
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:34
There's a club?! Why was I not informed?!?!?! :eek:
My father, my mother, me, you, LG, and your other 2 brothers.
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:35
My father, my mother, me, you, LG, and your other 2 brothers.
We gotta find those other two ...
Apparently there must be a lot of 7s 1s and 2s in the birthdays, the mud thing must be in place, and they must have much involvement with children ...
The search begins!
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:38
We gotta find those other two ...
Apparently there must be a lot of 7s 1s and 2s in the birthdays, the mud thing must be in place, and they must have much involvement with children ...
The search begins!
Unfourtunatly, I have done all I am allowed to do. Good luck, Keru and LG! Find your brothers, and lead humanity into the next plane of existence!
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:40
Unfourtunatly, I have done all I am allowed to do. Good luck, Keru and LG! Find your brothers, and lead humanity into the next plane of existence!
Damnit! *shakes fist* Typical Oracle!
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:42
Damnit! *shakes fist* Typical Oracle!
Heh, sorry.
Tis fun being an oracle, you know.
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:44
Heh, sorry.
Tis fun being an oracle, you know.
Yeah, well ... this means I'm not pouring the cream in your breakfast cereal tomorrow. :p
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:50
Yeah, well ... this means I'm not pouring the cream in your breakfast cereal tomorrow. :p
Well, maybe if you're really nice to me, I'll give you a little hint as to those brothers of yours.
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 07:55
Well, maybe if you're really nice to me, I'll give you a little hint as to those brothers of yours.
This isn't going to go back to that rubber chicken and mayonaisse thing is it, cuz I already told you not until we're married.
religious nutbag ....
Oh holy-nuts.. :p
Tis fun being an oracle, you know.
Yeah, just doesn't have the same impact yah know.. Once upon a time they would cross a desert, risking death, to hear you proclaim them kindred to god, now they just do it over the internet.;)
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 07:57
This isn't going to go back to that rubber chicken and mayonaisse thing is it, cuz I already told you not until we're married.
Poo.
*puts away rubber chicken*
Listen, you say something really nice about me, and I'll give you the hint.
well, I got you guys matched for lots of 6's and having a :36 time...
2:36 AM (yeah, I was a bastard, even then) on 6/26/86
Harlesburg
07-12-2005, 10:48
Is it possible that Keruvalia is my long lost brother?
Can it be??? :eek:
Or did I spawn spontaneously from a mud puddle as has been suggested by others?
Quite simply No and No.
BackwoodsSquatches
07-12-2005, 11:16
Is it possible that Keruvalia is my long lost brother?
Can it be??? :eek:
Or did I spawn spontaneously from a mud puddle as has been suggested by others?
Lets take a scientific approach to this...
We know that LG, is a clown.
We know that clowns are beings of chaos, and most often, evil.
We know that clowns are not live-born, but rather hatched, like reptiles.
This accounts for thier need to feed on the souls of the living, so as to raise thier blood temperature.
Ergo, the question is, does Keru exhibit any clown-like behaviour?
Aversions to holy symbols?
Attractions to balloons, seltzer water, or flesh of the living?
If so, then the correct question would be..."are you clutchmates?"