NationStates Jolt Archive


Be Careful What you Wish For...

THE LOST PLANET
07-12-2005, 06:10
Some people have some sick fantasies.

And it looks like making them come true can have prove fatal (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051201/ap_on_fe_st/wa_bestiality)...

Man, I get the heebies just thinkin about it...:eek:
Europa Maxima
07-12-2005, 06:11
Hmm I wonder who was on top :p
Pepe Dominguez
07-12-2005, 06:12
Sounds like the guy got kicked.. I can't say I feel too sorry for him..
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2005, 06:13
Yes. I remember hearing abou the guy who was boinked to death by the horse. I laughed for hours. :)
The Black Forrest
07-12-2005, 06:15
Some people have some sick fantasies.

And it looks like making them come true can have prove fatal (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051201/ap_on_fe_st/wa_bestiality)...

Man, I get the heebies just thinkin about it...:eek:

That's it launch the nukes!

Reminds me of a case in the 1600s. They would hang the person and the animal. Guy had sex with his mare. They were caught and were going to be hanged. However, the townspeople spoke up for the horse. Good animal etc. They hung the man. :D
THE LOST PLANET
07-12-2005, 06:16
Sounds like the guy got kicked.. I can't say I feel too sorry for him..Uh... no.

From another story I learned his 'internal injuries' was a perforated colon....
Pepe Dominguez
07-12-2005, 06:21
Uh... no.

From another story I learned his 'internal injuries' was a perforated colon....

Hm.. that's considerably more disgusting..
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 06:23
Horses hate us for our freedoms.
The Black Forrest
07-12-2005, 06:28
Horses hate us for our freedoms.

Horses are Muslims? :eek:

:p
THE LOST PLANET
07-12-2005, 06:29
Horses hate us for our freedoms.Oh, this one wasn't hatin'. In fact he seemed to have loved it...

maybe loved it a little too much.

The last line of the story says it all :p ...

"The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horse."
The Black Forrest
07-12-2005, 06:32
Oh, this one wasn't hatin'. In fact he seemed to have loved it...

maybe loved it a little too much.

The last line of the story says it all :p ...

"The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horse."

Exactly! Who's to say the horse didn't invite them in
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 06:34
Horses are Muslims? :eek:


Yes ... yes they are ... but they're not terrorists.
Europa Maxima
07-12-2005, 06:35
Yes ... yes they are ... but they're not terrorists.
Many are still horse-hung supposedly. :p
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 06:37
Oh, this one wasn't hatin'. In fact he seemed to have loved it...

maybe loved it a little too much.

The last line of the story says it all :p ...

"The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horse."

You're just seeing the liberal media spin on the story. That horse and all others like him would come into your home and hump you and your whole family to death, given the chance.

We must be vigilant and not let those pansies at the hippie commie media tell us that this poor animal was just minding its own business while one good hero in the fight against horses and their quest for a global Equidae dies and another is wrongfully arrested!
Lacadaemon
07-12-2005, 06:37
Horses hate us for our freedoms.

Just like the smurfs.
Keruvalia
07-12-2005, 06:38
Just like the smurfs.

Oh don't get me started on the smurfs ... the Blue Menace will rape us all!
Randomlittleisland
07-12-2005, 19:36
Oh don't get me started on the smurfs ... the Blue Menace will rape us all!

Am I the only one who thinks the Smurfs are incredibly phallic? With those little hats?

Don't look at me like that!

Stop it!

*cries*

*leaves thread never to return*
Liskeinland
07-12-2005, 19:40
So that's why people used to fear cavalry so much…
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 19:48
The moral here: Never take a gifted horse in the ass.
Mirchaz
07-12-2005, 19:49
yeah, i remembe reading about this on that one guy's website (the one who did the man show and commentates for ultimate fighter) he said he had a link to the video and described it in a little bit more detail. Apparently there's a procedure for letting a horse fuck you.... didn't know that.

(didn't watch the video either)
Mooseica
07-12-2005, 19:56
The moral here: Never take a gifted horse in the ass.

:D:D:D Hehehe, nice! Props my man, crazy ones :fluffle: :fluffle:
Megaloria
07-12-2005, 20:00
:D:D:D Hehehe, nice! Props my man, crazy ones :fluffle: :fluffle:

They have to be crazy props to survive around here.