NationStates Jolt Archive


Put Some Pants On!!!

The South Islands
07-12-2005, 05:55
If people could see you on the internet while posting, would you wear pants?

I wouldn't. Pants are for losers!

VIVA LA NUDE!!!
Utracia
07-12-2005, 05:57
Hopefully they just see you from the waist up anyway... :p
Super American VX Man
07-12-2005, 05:57
I usually don't now, and I probably wouldn't then either.
BigAPharmaceutiqa Isle
07-12-2005, 05:59
Another relevant question: Are you wearing pants right now? Do you plan to wear them after reading this post?
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2005, 06:02
I think people would be disappointed if I appeared on camera in a sweater and slacks.

There's an expectation that comes with seeing a picture of me. People expect to see me unclothed, with a strategically held lightsaber in hand and a jockstrap on my head.

Far be it for me to disappoint them. :)
The Black Forrest
07-12-2005, 06:05
Meh!

As long as they aren't typing one handed :eek:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
07-12-2005, 06:08
As long as they aren't typing one handed :eek:
Yeah baby, and I'm gripping my mag lite in the other hand.
Actually, I am, because I am trying to search behind my desk for something, and sor some reason it seemed like a good idea to search and respond at the same time.
And I always wear pants on NS, sometimes I'm wearing them on my head, but I wear them all teh same.
Europa Maxima
07-12-2005, 06:08
Meh!

As long as they aren't typing one handed :eek:
Heh, one handed is for amateurs...toes are pretty good at typing too :p
Dakini
07-12-2005, 06:12
I wouldn't want people to see me when I'm on the computer.

I get lazy in the morning and don't get dressed right out of my shower. I tend to post for like an hour in the nude.
The South Islands
07-12-2005, 06:29
I wouldn't want people to see me when I'm on the computer.

I get lazy in the morning and don't get dressed right out of my shower. I tend to post for like an hour in the nude.

I hope you have a leather chair...
The Black Forrest
07-12-2005, 06:33
I wouldn't want people to see me when I'm on the computer.

I get lazy in the morning and don't get dressed right out of my shower. I tend to post for like an hour in the nude.

HEY! Stop making guys type one handed!
The Plutonian Empire
07-12-2005, 06:34
I post fully clothed, because I'm in the family room in front of the whole family. :p
I wouldn't want people to see me when I'm on the computer.

I get lazy in the morning and don't get dressed right out of my shower. I tend to post for like an hour in the nude.
Yikes. :eek:
Findecano Calaelen
07-12-2005, 13:05
pants are evil

throws stealth kamakazi exploding chickens at you[/blue viper]
Grainne Ni Malley
07-12-2005, 13:07
If people could see you on the internet while posting, would you wear pants?

I wouldn't. Pants are for losers!

VIVA LA NUDE!!!


You need help, Master. Respectfully.
Pure Metal
07-12-2005, 13:07
*has a webcam*

*is wearing boxers allready* (and nothing else :eek: )


well that spoils that fun :(
Harlesburg
07-12-2005, 13:08
I am about to take mine off.;)
Rotovia-
07-12-2005, 13:12
I'm naked under a towel now and loathe the concept of pants...
Findecano Calaelen
07-12-2005, 13:14
if I wasnt so lazy this thread would have inspired me to do an old school forum streak
Rotovia-
07-12-2005, 13:20
I am about to take mine off.;)
That's what I like to hear...;)
Harlesburg
07-12-2005, 13:30
That's what I like to hear...;)
I bet you do.

*Undoes belt*
*Gracefully slips one leg out of pant leg*
*Gracefully slips other leg out of pant leg*
............
Grainne Ni Malley
07-12-2005, 13:32
I bet you do.

*Undoes belt*
*Gracefully slips one leg out of pant leg*
*Gracefully slips other leg out of pant leg*
............

Ack! I'm blind! I'm blind!

*runs around, hits a wall*
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2005, 13:34
*runs around, hits a wall*

HEY! That's my gig! :mad:
Rotovia-
07-12-2005, 13:34
Ack! I'm blind! I'm blind!

*runs around, hits a wall*
*steals wallet*

Lunch is on GNM...
Grainne Ni Malley
07-12-2005, 13:36
HEY! That's my gig! :mad:

Jeesh! I'll take it back!

*llaw a stih, dnuora snur*

!dnilb m'I !dnilb m'I !kcA

Better?
Findecano Calaelen
07-12-2005, 13:36
HEY! That's my gig! :mad:
*shoots everyone with a poo cannon*


no thats your gig
Harlesburg
07-12-2005, 13:37
Ack! I'm blind! I'm blind!

*runs around, hits a wall*
Didn't your Mommy tell you?
Playing with it makes you go blind.;)
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2005, 13:37
*shoots everyone with a poo cannon*


no thats your gig

*opens notebook* Wow. I have a lot of gigs!

*hands out tacos* :D
Grainne Ni Malley
07-12-2005, 13:38
Didn't your Mommy tell you?
Playing with it makes you go blind.;)

I thought that was only for boys... oh well.
Delator
07-12-2005, 13:42
Pants are required at my job, which is where I currently am...

...maybe I need a new job? :p
Harlesburg
07-12-2005, 13:49
I thought that was only for boys... oh well.
Now you know.
Grainne Ni Malley
07-12-2005, 13:52
Now you know.

Dammit man! If you don't like me just say so, but please stop educating me!!
Daistallia 2104
07-12-2005, 14:02
Seeing as I post from a public computer in a public space often shared with people don't know me and who may have serious issues with my being pantsless in their presense, I don't post sans pants. :(
The fact that it's also cold and the only heat is a small space heater keeps me from doing so.
[NS]Fergi America
07-12-2005, 14:17
If it was summer, I probably would be sitting here in the nude. If people could see me, I'd probably wear a robe rather than pants...at least until I got rid of the camera, anyway.

But alas, it's winter and about 0F (-17C) outside, and the window is drafty. So I've got a nice thick robe on and a space heater blasting. It's too cold for my birthday suit :(
Mt-Tau
07-12-2005, 15:08
*Walks by the computer in the nude, turns head and looks at screen, reads topic, blinks once and continues walking to the kitchen.*
Eutrusca
07-12-2005, 15:09
If people could see you on the internet while posting, would you wear pants?

I wouldn't. Pants are for losers!

VIVA LA NUDE!!!
Yes. I usually don't like to frighten people. :D
Harlesburg
11-12-2005, 04:03
Dammit man! If you don't like me just say so, but please stop educating me!!
See i am confused by this.

Either i am right or you are way too submissive to me and neither could make any sense.
Grainne Ni Malley
11-12-2005, 04:10
See i am confused by this.

Either i am right or you are way too submissive to me and neither could make any sense.

Nah, I was just being a smart ass.
DrunkenDove
11-12-2005, 04:14
Damn you people and your fine climates/ability to pay the heating bill!

If I posted nude I'd probably die after an hour and a half.
Kreitzmoorland
11-12-2005, 05:10
*Walks by the computer in the nude, turns head and looks at screen, reads topic, blinks once and continues walking to the kitchen.*
Shouldn't there be a *posts* somewhere in there?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-12-2005, 05:16
Shouldn't there be a *posts* somewhere in there?
No, his computer recently became self-sentient and can manage such things on its own, which is nice. It can also run up his credit card bills by signing up for "H07 D0G P3N15 1N Y0R 3M41L.com" accounts, which isn't so nice.
Kreitzmoorland
11-12-2005, 05:19
No, his computer recently became self-sentient and can manage such things on its own, which is nice. It can also run up his credit card bills by signing up for "H07 D0G P3N15 1N Y0R 3M41L.com" accounts, which isn't so nice.Dear Fiddles. Have you been recently burned by a bestial web scam?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-12-2005, 05:25
Dear Fiddles. Have you been recently burned by a bestial web scam?
An acquaintance of mine (in whom I entrusted my e-mail address) once thought it was amusing to sign me up for every free porn site he could find.
I found it amusing to return the favour and then add on some Necrophilia.
He didn't find that very amusing.
Findecano Calaelen
11-12-2005, 09:24
*streaks through thread doing cartwheels*
Potaria
11-12-2005, 09:30
Oh god, naked cartwheels?

*stabs self in eye with a turnip*
The South Islands
11-12-2005, 09:31
Oh god, naked cartwheels?

*stabs self in eye with a turnip*

Turnips turn me on...

*gets naked*
Potaria
11-12-2005, 09:32
Turnips turn me on...

*gets naked*

*throws cheese at your nether regions*

...Wait, that doesn't sound right...
The South Islands
11-12-2005, 09:32
*throws cheese at your nether regions*

...Wait, that doesn't sound right...

Yum. I do so enjoy dairy products near my gonads. Is it stinky cheese?
Potaria
11-12-2005, 09:33
Yum. I do so enjoy dairy products near my gonads. Is it stinky cheese?

*gunshot*
The South Islands
11-12-2005, 09:33
*gunshot*

Is it a yogurt coated bullet?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-12-2005, 09:36
Is it a yogurt coated bullet?
Have you got the munchies or something, TSI? You wouldn't be using drugs on the Interweb, would you? That would be baaaad.
*Hits TSI with a rolled up newspaper*
BAD! BAD! BAD!
The South Islands
11-12-2005, 09:38
Have you got the munchies or something, TSI? You wouldn't be using drugs on the Interweb, would you? That would be baaaad.
*Hits TSI with a rolled up newspaper*
BAD! BAD! BAD!

Dude, NS General is better than the finest Crack in the Universe.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-12-2005, 09:41
Dude, NS General is better than the finest Crack in the Universe.
You fool! Crack is only for Courtney Love and poor people, just ask Whitney Huoston.
The South Islands
11-12-2005, 09:42
You fool! Crack is only for Courtney Love and poor people, just ask Whitney Huoston.
I am Courtney Love.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-12-2005, 09:44
I am Courtney Love.
Really?
*sets newspaper fire on, and begins beating again*
BAD! BAD! Who the Hell told you you could sing? BAD! BAD! BAD!
The South Islands
11-12-2005, 09:45
Really?
*sets newspaper fire on, and begins beating again*
BAD! BAD! Who the Hell told you you could sing? BAD! BAD! BAD!

*parrys blows with latest album*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-12-2005, 09:51
*parrys blows with latest album*
Look, over there, a crack rock and a penis!
*Takes advantage of distraction to kick TSI/CL*
HA! BAD! BAD! BAD!
*Smashes TSI/CL with the newspaper again*
NEVER GO NEAR A MICROPHONE AGAIN!!
The South Islands
11-12-2005, 09:55
Look, over there, a crack rock and a penis!
*Takes advantage of distraction to kick TSI/CL*
HA! BAD! BAD! BAD!
*Smashes TSI/CL with the newspaper again*
NEVER GO NEAR A MICROPHONE AGAIN!!

Nevar!!!!

*smokes crack, pulls popeye move*

Now that I've had my crack, meet...

*transforms into giant robot*

SUPER...COURTNEY... LOVE...ROBOT...MACHINE!!!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-12-2005, 10:03
Nevar!!!!

*smokes crack, pulls popeye move*

Now that I've had my crack, meet...

*transforms into giant robot*

SUPER...COURTNEY...LOVE...ROBOT...MACHINE!!!
Er, um, yes.
*Holds up ring*
. . . heart? . . .
*Pet monkey appears*
Goddammit! The asian kid always gets fucked over in these shows.

(And your SCLRM line is fucking up the formatting, fixing that would be a pleasant move on your part)
The South Islands
11-12-2005, 10:05
Er, um, yes.
*Holds up ring*
. . . heart? . . .
*Pet monkey appears*
Goddammit! The asian kid always gets fucked over in these shows.

(And your SCLRM line is fucking up the formatting, fixing that would be a pleasant move on your part)

*squishes monkey/asian kid under SCLRM High Heel of D00M*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-12-2005, 10:14
*squishes monkey/asian kid under SCLRM High Heel of D00M*
You just wait 'till Captain Planet gets here, he'll kick your ass with his powers of ripping off countless other super heroes and promoting arbour day.
That said, now I must get on with being killed:
*gasp* i should . . . ha- *cough* have . . . been Japanese . . . or . . . or a girl . . . *dies*
Harlesburg
11-12-2005, 11:38
Nah, I was just being a smart ass.
How Rude!
I dislike you