What would YOU do if you saw Slappy DA Clown?
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:25
You see him and no one is around you, what do you do?
Drunk commies deleted
06-12-2005, 23:25
Slappy the clown? WTF?
Tactical Grace
06-12-2005, 23:30
Mods lock the spam plzkthxbye.
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:30
Slappy the clown? WTF?
Slappy Da Clown.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-12-2005, 23:31
Does the DA stand for district attorney?
Drunk commies deleted
06-12-2005, 23:31
Pogo the clown was better.
http://www.hemorrhagestudios.com/img004.jpg
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:31
Does the DA stand for district attorney?
That wouldnt be a very funny clown, but no, Slappy Da Clown exhists in the hearts of all the poor ghetto kids.
Heron-Marked Warriors
06-12-2005, 23:33
That wouldnt be a very funny clown, but no, Slappy Da Clown exhists in the hearts of all the poor ghetto kids.
He's a crack dealer?
Neo Mishakal
06-12-2005, 23:34
I'd get Slappy hooked on meth, then get him drunk and slip roofees in his vodka shots, once he was knocked out I'd strip him naked, take embarrassing photos of him and a Beagle "going at it". Then blackmail the clown with evidence of his drug use and the photos to make money off of him!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-12-2005, 23:34
That wouldnt be a very funny clown, but no, Slappy Da Clown exhists in the hearts of all the poor ghetto kids.
So this thread in no way involves clowns wearing suits and calling the next witness? I have officially lost interest.
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:35
I'd get Slappy hooked on meth, then get him drunk and slip roofees in his vodka shots, once he was knocked out I'd strip him naked, take embarrassing photos of him and a Beagle "going at it". Then blackmail the clown with evidence of his drug use and the photos to make money off of him!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:)
Thats not very nice, poor slappy:(
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:36
He's a crack dealer?
Of course not, just a misguided soul.
Neo Mishakal
06-12-2005, 23:38
Thats not very nice, poor slappy:(
Making money off of human suffering... It's the American Way!:p
Desperate Measures
06-12-2005, 23:38
He's a crack dealer?
He never mess around...
Heron-Marked Warriors
06-12-2005, 23:38
Of course not, just a misguided soul.
Who sells crack
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:39
Pogo the clown was better.
http://www.hemorrhagestudios.com/img004.jpg
You say that, but you've obviously never seen slappy when hes wasted. He'll do ANYTHING!
Desperate Measures
06-12-2005, 23:39
Shit... I thought we were talking about Homey Da Clown...
Carnivorous Lickers
06-12-2005, 23:41
I'd try to put him in a peat-bog, where all clowns belong
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:41
Who sells crack
Slappys made some bad choices but selling crack has never occured.
Drunk commies deleted
06-12-2005, 23:42
You say that, but you've obviously never seen slappy when hes wasted. He'll do ANYTHING!
Well, Pogo doesn't do anything anymore, but before they executed him he did some crazy shit.
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:43
Shit... I thought we were talking about Homey Da Clown...
slappy pushed homey off a roof where homey than got hit by a train, slappy pissed on homeys body. Thats when slappy turned over a new leaf!:)
Heron-Marked Warriors
06-12-2005, 23:43
Slappys made some bad choices but selling crack has never occured.
Sure. he gives crack away and has 365 birthdays every year
Desperate Measures
06-12-2005, 23:44
slappy pushed homey off a roof where homey than got hit by a train, slappy pissed on homeys body. Thats when slappy turned over a new leaf!:)
Homey... dead?
Homey... DEAD?!
I...
I need a moment...
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:49
Homey... dead?
Homey... DEAD?!
I...
I need a moment...
Its ok, I couldnt handle it either when I first heard.
Cwazybushland
06-12-2005, 23:52
Sure. he gives crack away and has 365 birthdays every year
Your mistaking crack with meth, and he only gives it to the good little children, and in small doses, hes very responsible between the hours of 9-11.
Cwazybushland
07-12-2005, 22:32
I'd try to put him in a peat-bog, where all clowns belong
What is a peat-bog? Should I know this?
Lunatic Goofballs
08-12-2005, 01:26
This sounds like one unfunny clown.
I suspect it's one of the 'crying on the inside' kinds. I never quite got that. *shrug*
Keruvalia
08-12-2005, 01:32
What any normal person would do ... hump his leg.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2005, 01:33
I suspect it's one of the 'crying on the inside' kinds. I never quite got that. *shrug*
He is always filled with dissapointment that he never went to law school, and thus his dream of being a Clown/District Attorney was shattered and left for dead.
Another example of the decay and depression inherent in the modern age.