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Based on a question that came up in this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457708), submit your nomination for the horniest NS-er here. :D

A separate thread will be created for voting tomorrow, after enough nominations have been received. :cool:

I hereby nominate Sinuhue, Eutrusca and Hullepupp :D

Based on a question that came up in this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457708), submit your nomination for the horniest NS-er here. :D

A separate thread will be created for voting tomorrow, after enough nominations have been received. :cool:
It's obviously rotovia.

Maybe I'm "out of sight, out of mind"?

I would say me

The word "horny" makes me horny

Maybe I'm "out of sight, out of mind"?

Nope, I entered the thread specifically to nominate you.

I masterbated nine times today

I masterbated nine times today

Some people will do anything to win a NS General election ;)

I nominate The Plutonian Empire

Thanks for sharing, that's just what we need to know QuentinTarantino.

Nope, I entered the thread specifically to nominate you.

Ha! Thanks.

How've you been,anyway? I havent seen you around in a while.

I am the horniest, but I am also possessed of an iron will.

So it balances out.

Some people will do anything to win a NS General election ;)

Too true! :D

Myrth.

Although, there was one guy, Sierra BTHP (I think, something like that) who was somebodies puppet (again, I think). Anyway, i nominate that guy, and Armandian Cheese

I masterbated nine times today

you must be exhausted...:p

Oh ya, and I nominate myself for my fantasic dedication to The Babe Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=391792) despite it's rejection to spam

Myrth.

Although, there was one guy, Sierra BTHP (I think, something like that) who was somebodies puppet (again, I think). Anyway, i nominate that guy, and Armandian CheeseYou're talking about Whispering Legs.
Armandian Cheese seconded.

*watches the thread screech to a halt*

Oh ya, and I nominate myself for my fantasic dedication to The Babe Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=391792) despite it's rejection to spam

Holy shite, man! I had no idea that bloody thing was still going! I've missed so much masturbation material. :(

Just means I've got a lot of catching up to do! :D

you must be exhausted...:p

I am, I am...

I think Oxwana and Aerou deserve nomination as well... And Tink?

*watches the thread screech to a halt*

Why are you killing this thread? It has such great potential... :(

You're talking about Whispering Legs.
Armandian Cheese seconded.

Ah. Thanks

I think Oxwana and Aerou deserve nomination as well... And Tink?

Nah, Oxwana's just an attention whore.

Aerou, though...shibbity-shibbity... *DROOL*

Why are you killing this thread? It has such great potential... :(

He asked, so I answered. And then I realized that it was a terrible thing to bring up in the thread. It's just been a crazy day.

I second the nomination of Sinuhue.

He asked, so I answered. And then I realized that it was a terrible thing to bring up in the thread. It's just been a crazy day.

Don't worry 'bout it. Here, have a beer! :D

Huh... so I need to nominate myself, after all? tsk

Actually, today is not one of my better days. First information digested this morning was that one of my coworkers died on the job last night. I feel terrible for his wife of two months who happens to be pregnant. I'm only one of about five that are still in the office.

And you?


Man-thats a piece of bad news I hate to hear. I hope at least he had good insurance to help the family.

Things are good with me, thanks.

Huh... so I need to nominate myself, after all? tsk

Nah, I just hadn't gotten my nominations yet. Consider yourself nominated! :D

Nah, Oxwana's just an attention whore.
NOT!

She may indeed have a desire for "attention," but the use of the word "just" is totally inappropriate! :p

Man-thats a piece of bad news I hate to hear. I hope at least he had good insurance to help the family.

Things are good with me, thanks.

It was on the job as I said, so his family will be well taken care of. I'm sure they don't find that comforting, however. Being the oblivious clown that I am, I walked into the meeting where it was announced joking about how everyone looked so serious. It's amazing how differently the room looks when you realize what's going on.

Personally, things are going well for me. Oddly, I feel guilty saying that. I'm sure it'll all look different in the light of tomorrow's sun.

I would also like to second or third or fourth or whatever nomination it is of Cabra West and to encourage her to appear on my doorstep wearing a bow.

I think Oxwana and Aerou deserve nomination as well... And Tink?

Technically i dont think tink is still on NS.

NOT!

She may indeed have a desire for "attention," but the use of the word "just" is totally inappropriate! :p

Many of us qualify as attention whores. You, me, and the poster who called her that.

I would also like to second or third or fourth or whatever nomination it is of Cabra West and to encourage her to appear on my doorstep wearing a bow.


Thanks... but where would I get a bow at this time of night? :D

NOT!

She may indeed have a desire for "attention," but the use of the word "just" is totally inappropriate! :p

Actually, you're right. I'm sure I could add some other disagreeable labels, but I'll refrain.

Oh, and Aerou gets a nomination from me as well.

Many of us qualify as attention whores. You, me, and the poster who called her that.

Yes, but the difference is that I readily admit to it. ;)

Ok, what the hell...no one has nominated Cabra West yet????

Technically i dont think tink is still on NS.

Huh.... in that case, her ghost posted in the "Pics, Pics, Pics"-Thread..

Nah, Oxwana's just an attention whore.

Aerou, though...shibbity-shibbity... *DROOL*

[prepares to activate Alpha-male mode]

[marks territory]

:D I keed. Sigh, I remember when I felt special that Aerou talked to me. (Ducks a dish thrown in his direction.)

Moving on. Everyone who isn't overtly shy is an attention whore. I think, mostly, the term "attention whore," is simply used by those who are jealous of the attention others get. EVERYONE who isn't of a naturally retiring nature likes recognition, ESPECIALLY the young.

Thanks... but where would I get a bow at this time of night? :D

You know what they say - If it ain't got a bow don't bother wrapping it at all.

Thanks... but where would I get a bow at this time of night? :D

I've got one, Cabra, but you've gotta come and get it... ;)

Huh.... in that case, her ghost posted in the "Pics, Pics, Pics"-Thread..
She was here yesterday, telling Sumamba to back off, because only Tink is man enough for me:)

[prepares to activate Alpha-male mode]

[marks territory]



Dude...what're you doin' peein' in my thread? :(

Thanks... but where would I get a bow at this time of night? :D

I'd overlook the lack of the bow, myself.

Ok, what the hell...no one has nominated Cabra West yet????

I did. Relax, you big, hot, sexy, freak.

She was here yesterday, telling Sumamba to back off, because only Tink is man enough for me:)


lol most women are more manly than I am

good thing you are bi because when you're with me you get the worst of both worlds

You know what they say - If it ain't got a bow don't bother wrapping it at all.

I've got one, Cabra, but you've gotta come and get it... ;)

Hm. I might wait till christmas, though. Unless it's somebody's birthday...

lol most women are more manly than I am

good thing you are bi because when you're with me you get the worst of both worlds
*jumps you*

Would it help my chances of winning if I admitted that I routinely fantasise about NSers during hot bubble baths?:D

lol most women are more manly than I am

good thing you are bi because when you're with me you get the worst of both worlds

:eek:

*jumps you*

Would it help my chances of winning if I admitted that I routinely fantasise about NSers during hot bubble baths?:D

Only if you give us the names...

*jumps you*

Would it help my chances of winning if I admitted that I routinely fantasise about NSers during hot bubble baths?:D

Allow me to nominate Sinuhue as well! :D

Remember, though, folks, that this is just the nomination thread. When I get into the office tomorrow morning (Eastern US time), I'll make the actual voting thread based on the nominations here.

Only if you give us the names...

Oh snap! Good point! :D

*jumps you*

Would it help my chances of winning if I admitted that I routinely fantasise about NSers during hot bubble baths?:D


Who do you fantasize about when you're treating the urinary tract infections afterwards?

*jumps you*

Would it help my chances of winning if I admitted that I routinely fantasise about NSers during hot bubble baths?:D


*submits to the pouncing by the hot sexy injun*

I came in here with the intention of nominating you but I knew you'd be wildly popular in this contest so I went for the underdog... me.

Only if you give us the names...
Oh sheesh...do you have a couple of hours?

Who do you fantasize about when you're treating the urinary tract infections afterwards?

I think I just threw up in my mouth. :(

Who do you fantasize about when you're treating the urinary tract infections afterwards?
Bah. In all my years of bubble baths, not once have I had a urinary tract infection caused by them. Hot. Bubbles. Mmmmmm.

Bah. In all my years of bubble baths, not once have I had a urinary tract infection caused by them. Hot. Bubbles. Mmmmmm.

*gets out his sponge*

ready for your breast cleaning?

Now, is this going to be biased against the men, simply because we assume men to be perpetually horny? Because I really need to nominate Carnivorous...I have yet to find another poster who so single-mindedly focuses on the f*ck talk, to the exclusion of all else.

'k, folks, my workday is over, and I'm heading home. But keep the nominations coming! Like I said, I'll set up a thread for the actual voting tomorrow morning. *waves*

Now, is this going to be biased against the men, simply because we assume men to be perpetually horny? Because I really need to nominate Carnivorous...I have yet to find another poster who so single-mindedly focuses on the f*ck talk, to the exclusion of all else.

No, men can be nominated, too, of course. Now, I'm gone for real. G'night, all!

Bah. In all my years of bubble baths, not once have I had a urinary tract infection caused by them. Hot. Bubbles. Mmmmmm.

Thats good news. Do you relax and melt in the tub, or are the thoughts of being taken roughly?

Now, is this going to be biased against the men, simply because we assume men to be perpetually horny? Because I really need to nominate Carnivorous...I have yet to find another poster who so single-mindedly focuses on the f*ck talk, to the exclusion of all else.

Well, the simple fact is that there ARE more men on here than women, so it's gonna be biased anyway.
But with you, me, Aerou, Tink and Oxwana nominated, I'd say it looks like we're holding our ground :D

I think I just threw up in my mouth. :(

Thats supposed to be a bypass in that case, not the stop. Open your mouth, for crying out loud!

Now, is this going to be biased against the men, simply because we assume men to be perpetually horny? Because I really need to nominate Carnivorous...I have yet to find another poster who so single-mindedly focuses on the f*ck talk, to the exclusion of all else.

Thanks. It takes some people a while to realize all we're here for-our purpose and efforts- lead to the fucking.Thats the end goal.
I've known that since I was young.

I may not be horniest, but I'll bet ya I'm the most perverted.

Thats good news. Do you relax and melt in the tub, or are the thoughts of being taken roughly?
The thoughts are ALWAYS of being taken roughly.

The thoughts are ALWAYS of being taken roughly.

*exposes an extra toothy grin*

The title was changed from horniest, to most untoward. How high class.

The title was changed from horniest, to most untoward. How high class.


yeah-it kinda shift the image of me from a ravaging snarling beast to a naughty scoundrel.

yeah-it kinda shift the image of me from a ravaging snarling beast to a naughty scoundrel.
I don't know that I want to be thought of as simply untoward either. I'm a panting, wet hussy, and I like it!

Whose leg do I have to hump to get some female attention around here? :D

Whose leg do I have to hump to get some female attention around here? :D


Mine certainly wouldnt help your cause.

I nominate The Plutonian Empire
seconded.

along with cabra w

I may not be horniest, but I'll bet ya I'm the most perverted.
I'll challenge you for that honor...

How does a dildo-fight sound?

Ooh, dildo-fight. *grabs popcorn*

melonious ones, what with some of the things she's said and done

Ooh, dildo-fight. *grabs popcorn*

Give me that popcorn. *clobbers with dildo*

Give me that popcorn. *clobbers with dildo*
*clobbers Kan with dildo too, accidentally spilling popcorn*

Now look what you did! :mad:

*clobbers Kan with dildo too, accidentally spilling popcorn*

Now look what you did! :mad:

*gets out whip and rope*

Technically i dont think tink is still on NS.
Yes she is. She just posted today. :)

Many of us qualify as attention whores. You, me, and the poster who called her that.
:eek: Moi???

*wanders into thread*

Ooh, dildo-fight. *grabs popcorn*

*sidles right back out again* :p

*gets out whip and rope*
*takes the whip and rope*
Why thank you. I'm glad you acknowledge the fact that you need to be punished for spilling my popcorn. *smiles sweetly*

*clobbers Kan with dildo too, accidentally spilling popcorn*

Now look what you did! :mad:
that's it! <whips out his dildo cannon> nobody should ever spill popcorn! <fires his dildo cannon wildly at everyone in the thread>

*takes the whip and rope*
Why thank you. I'm glad you acknowledge the fact that you need to be punished for spilling my popcorn. *smiles sweetly*
Oh yeah?

*overpowers you with manliness and ties you up*

Ha!

*takes whip and runs off to self-flagellate, leaving you tied there*

Oh yeah?

*overpowers you with manliness and ties you up*

Ha!

*takes whip and runs off to self-flagellate, leaving you tied there*
But... but... but... *hmph*

*takes whip and runs off to self-flagellate, leaving you tied there*
*squirms about on flagellum*

right, i'll stop spamming this thread now and go to sleep :P

*sighs*

The kinky things you kids get up to while my monitor is crashing and burning...

*squirms about on flagellum*

right, i'll stop spamming this thread now and go to sleep :P
Teehee. Oh I'm sad for finding that as funny as I did. Too much Microbiology. :(

watch it with those dildo's! you'll put somebodys eye out. *takes them away*

but then again, after thinking about it, it would be comical to make someone have to explain how they lost their eye. *gives dildos back*

*sighs*

The kinky things you kids get up to while my monitor is crashing and burning...

Aaawwww....cheer up. *hands you a strap-on*

I'm glad Sheila Jeffries isn't in this thread. All the phalluses would make her angry...

South Islands...he is bad :p

you must be exhausted...:p

and chafed. :D

Aaawwww....cheer up. *hands you a strap-on*
I was trying, between monitor blackouts and Jolt hangs, to look up monitor prices... (brief hijack here, sorry sorry sorry) ... so I'm looking at the flatscreen LCD monitors and I'm thinking, 'hey! these are more affordable than I thought!'. Then I notice the prices are listed in US dollars, not Canadian.

Gulp. My pocketbook's gonna be looking a little more lean than I'd thought...!

(and now I will relinquish the boxcutters and return you to your regularly scheduled thread)

(hopefully this bastard monitor will hold together for the rest of the night)

I'm glad Sheila Jeffries isn't in this thread. All the phalluses would make her angry...

*hands you a fleshlight*

I was trying, between monitor blackouts and Jolt hangs, to look up monitor prices... (brief hijack here, sorry sorry sorry) ... so I'm looking at the flatscreen LCD monitors and I'm thinking, 'hey! these are more affordable than I thought!'. Then I notice the prices are listed in US dollars, not Canadian.

Gulp. My pocketbook's gonna be looking a little more lean than I'd thought...!

(and now I will relinquish the boxcutters and return you to your regularly scheduled thread)

(hopefully this bastard monitor will hold together for the rest of the night)
I knew there's a reason why I keep a spare in my closet.... :p

*hands you a fleshlight*
Well it doesn't do *me* any good, does it? :p

*hands it to Sheila*

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South Islands...he is bad :p
Bout damn time someone's said my name...

Bout damn time someone's said my name...
Heh, you do so much to corrupt the fragile minds of NS's youth, how could you not be mentioned? :p

Heh, you do so much to corrupt the fragile minds of NS's youth, how could you not be mentioned? :p

Hell, go check out the Athar forums. You think i'm bad here, wait to you see what i do there!

Hell, go check out the Athar forums. You think i'm bad here, wait to you see what i do there!
I will when I get some free time :p

I masterbated nine times today

I find u guilty on cock abuse... :mad:

I will when I get some free time :p

Between Neo-K, Czardas, Tribes, Fiddlebottoms, and I?

*becomes aroused*

Between Neo-K, Czardas, Tribes, Fiddlebottoms, and I?

*becomes aroused*
I just hope you're not an old man :p

I just hope you're not an old man :p

Good Sir, I swear to my god that I am not an old man.

Between Neo-K, Czardas, Tribes, Fiddlebottoms, and I?

*becomes aroused*
You shouldn't forget Grainne Ni Malley, she is the first official forum woman after all. :p

Or Secluded Islands for that matter... or Petsburg...

It's all here. (http://s13.invisionfree.com/Athar)

Between Neo-K, Czardas, Tribes, Fiddlebottoms, and I?

*becomes aroused*
I recent you using my name and "becomes aroused" in the same post! If you've got me it should be "becomes permanently aroused", anything less is an insult to me and my wonder willy!

You shouldn't forget Grainne Ni Malley, she is the first official forum woman after all. :p

Or Secluded Islands for that matter... or Petsburg...

It's all here. (http://s13.invisionfree.com/Athar)

I second Grainne... and I'm kind of surprised that nobody seconded Hullepupp. He managed to get a reputation on here within his first 20 posts, that ought to count for something, right?

Gartef is a virile Rutting Goat!

I second Grainne... and I'm kind of surprised that nobody seconded Hullepupp. He managed to get a reputation on here within his first 20 posts, that ought to count for something, right?

I agree and for knowing enough of Hullepup to vote for him I nominate you, Cabra!

On another note I am finally nominated for something! Yay!! :D

Well it doesn't do *me* any good, does it? :p

*hands it to Sheila*

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Who's Sheila when she's not at home?

I change my vote to Preebs, look at that little post whore GO!

-Last time i saw her PC it was 48 now it's 114.:eek:

I agree and for knowing enough of Hullepup to vote for him I nominate you, Cabra!

On another note I am finally nominated for something! Yay!! :D

*lol

I can just see a few NSers' heads steaming and smoking trying to figure out the meaning of this sentence :D

Thanks for the nomination.

*lol

I can just see a few NSers' heads staeming and smoking trying to figure out the meaning of this sentence :D

Thanks for the nomination.


It will be our secret. No problem!

and no one asked me ???....maybe 3 can win !!!

;)

*lol

I can just see a few NSers' heads staeming and smoking trying to figure out the meaning of this sentence :D

Thanks for the nomination.
Understanding is only a matter of perception.

Understanding is only a matter of perception.

Ah, but perception tends to be clouded by understanding, grasshopper

Ah, but perception tends to be clouded by understanding, grasshopper
The man that dosen't mow his Lawn gets bitten by the snake.

I'll second nominations for Sinuhue and Gartref...and also nominate myself (if I may be so bold :p )

Technically i dont think tink is still on NS.

Yes she is. She just posted today.:D
Favourite of all the Whores.

It's obviously rotovia.That makes me hot...

Just a couple more hours before or so before I close the nominations, folks.

That makes me hot...

Oxygen makes you hot. :p

And wow! This thread really tailed off after the title was changed. :(

If nobody has nominated Cabra West yet, I'll nominate her. (I actually nominated her for this very award less than a week ago.)

If nobody has nominated Cabra West yet, I'll nominate her. (I actually nominated her for this very award less than a week ago.)

Thanks.... I seem to get more nominations than Eutrusca :eek:

Thanks.... I seem to get more nominations than Eutrusca :eek:Lol...sorry, gotta call 'em as I see 'em.

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Cabra und Grainne

I know why....

I´d like to throw my vote for Cabra West...with Eutrusca close up :D

[prepares to activate Alpha-male mode]

[marks territory]
....Son of a beach!!! :mad: ...you just spilled some pee on my left foot !!!!

*grabs Gymoor and slams him in the ground*
Ill show you...

*marks territory all over unconscious Gymoor*

:D :D :eek: :D

when this was the "horniest Nser", I had to be in the top 5. Or even 3.
Now that is the "most untoward", I still have to be in the top ten.

And nominations are now closed. Due to the number of nominations and the limitations of the upcoming poll, self-nominations have not been counted, but I have, I think, gotten everyone who received more than one nomination. Sadly, this will not leave room for the Myrth option. :p

Poll coming right up! :D

Click here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10050606#post10050606) for the poll. :cool:

Technically i dont think tink is still on NS.
since when?

....Son of a beach!!! :mad: ...you just spilled some pee on my left foot !!!!

*grabs Gymoor and slams him in the ground*
Ill show you...

*marks territory all over unconscious Gymoor*

:D :D :eek: :D

Gross dude.

Don't make me mark my territory on yo Mama!