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:) Hey i am sorta newish to this whole nationstates thing n it would b kool if i could meet other nations n talk with their founders about ne thing but uh yea leave me a telegram thinger


lauren
gross poodles like fuzzy noodles

It would help to say where you are from....cause there's people from all over the world in here

And it would help if you weren't putting us off immediately with that hideous blue text...

I could never date anyone who used a coloured font.

And it would help if you weren't putting us off immediately with that hideous blue text...

Agreed

gross poodles like fuzzy noodles

...oh good-nonexistent-god:p

I could never date anyone who used a coloured font.

Usually the same ones who dot their i's with little heart shapes. :p

Usually the same ones who dot their i's with little heart shapes. :p
Oh god, don't get me started on that. :rolleyes:

Oh god, don't get me started on that. :rolleyes:

Oh, no, please...get started. :D

i play golf with 'noodle' golfballs...

Oh god, don't get me started on that. :rolleyes:

You're going to start dotting your i's with little heart shapes?:p

You're going to start dotting your i's with little heart shapes?:p

ZING! :D

Handwriting littered with flowers and heart shapes, in coloured 'sparkly' ink, ugh. Enough said.

And NO, I am not going to start doing that. :rolleyes:

Handwriting littered with flowers and heart shapes, in coloured 'sparkly' ink, ugh. Enough said.

*cough cough, chokes down bile *

I can picture it now... asshole :p

:) Hey i am sorta newish to this whole nationstates thing n it would b kool if i could meet other nations n talk with their founders about ne thing but uh yea leave me a telegram thinger


lauren
gross poodles like fuzzy noodles

Your post is making my brain cry. Please stop it.

:) Hey i am sorta newish to this whole nationstates thing n it would b kool if i could meet other nations n talk with their founders about ne thing but uh yea leave me a telegram thinger


lauren
gross poodles like fuzzy noodles
Here are the top ten reasons why you have just alienated me:
1 - That horrible font colour
2 - That horrible font style
3 - The bad spelling
4 - The lack of grammar use
5 - The inherent lack of punctuation
6 - The 'net' speak mixed into your English
7 - Your inability to write proper sentences
8 - The incoherent nature of the message
9 - That closing comment
10 - See the previosu 9 reasons

Oh and of course, the fact that you haven't provided any actual information and you have failed to use the NS Player Information (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=444888) thread to introduce yourself.

sry i didn't mean ne thing by it i just get tired of looking at black and white all day but uh yea i don't put hearts on my i's............i don't even dot my i's half the time


lauren

Well, after a page of harsh criticism of your reaching out to fellow NSers, your olive branch so to speak that has been met with brutal critique, do you still want to meet any of us? Or flee in terror?

Hey i am sorta newish to this whole nationstates thing n it would b kool if i could meet other nations n talk with their founders about ne thing but uh yea leave me a telegram thinger


lauren
gross poodles like fuzzy noodles.


Welcome Lauren. Sorry for the general forum dogpile, but you DID choose a particularly unreadable font and color (and better writing when introducing oneself tends to make a better impression. :D )

Nevertheless, welcome.

Well, after a page of harsh criticism of your reaching out to fellow NSers, your olive branch so to speak that has been met with brutal critique, do you still want to meet any of us? Or flee in terror?

I'm gonna guess the latter. :p

Well, after a page of harsh criticism of your reaching out to fellow NSers, your olive branch so to speak that has been met with brutal critique, do you still want to meet any of us? Or flee in terror?
Well, with the kind of reception she got, and the other get with certain types of post, I'm impressed there is still a large population. Especially considering the nature of 'Those Who Remember The Good Old NS Forum' and the readiness to critique.

I'm gonna guess the latter. :p
Me too. Especially since even people in real life tend to flee from me in terror. :p

I'm sorry for not using the correct format. If I had known that people cared so much about that i would have done that. I guess i am tired of writing correctly all day that when I am on the internet i like to use abbreviations. By the way I am truely sorry about the font color.



lauren

I'm sorry for not using the correct format. If I had known that people cared so much about that i would have done that. I guess i am tired of writing correctly all day that when I am on the internet i like to use abbreviations. By the way I am truely sorry about the font color.
You only got this advice because we didn't want another newbie who took to writing in that awful internet shorthand that makes rather even-tempered NSers froth at the mouth. :p

I'm sorry for not using the correct format. If I had known that people cared so much about that i would have done that. I guess i am tired of writing correctly all day that when I am on the internet i like to use abbreviations. By the way I am truely sorry about the font color.



lauren

Three posts and you're already broken? They don't make NSers like they used to.:p

Here are the top ten reasons why you have just alienated me:
1 - That horrible font colour
2 - That horrible font style
3 - The bad spelling
...
10 - See the previosu 9 reasons

For the lols.

I'm sorry for not using the correct format. If I had known that people cared so much about that i would have done that. I guess i am tired of writing correctly all day that when I am on the internet i like to use abbreviations. By the way I am truely sorry about the font color.



lauren

Don't worry about the colour, its just all the old fuddy duddies on here are a little set in their ways about these kinda things ;) :D Bright pink has been an option i hear...

Bright pink has been an option i hear...

Only if you're Fass... :p

That's fine, but if you do it again, I'll have to give you a spanking.




Please do it again... :p

You might want to find out how old she is before you start making lewd advances.

You might want to find out how old she is before you start making lewd advances.

Good point. Deleted. I tend to forget how many kids are running about on teh interwebs. :(

I'm sorry for not using the correct format. If I had known that people cared so much about that i would have done that. I guess i am tired of writing correctly all day that when I am on the internet i like to use abbreviations. By the way I am truely sorry about the font color.



lauren

Don't worry about it.no matter what you say here there's always gonna be someone who cares too much.damned grammer nazis.

I'm surprised at how many people actualy read the threads. NS people sure are interesting that's for sure.



Lauren

Only if you're Fass... :p

Hey, tis still an option :D

NS people sure are interesting that's for sure.

There are more than a few 'interesting' people on these boards, however, depending on where you live, see the link in my sig under the message to see about when I organised a meeting of nations.

I will take all of the neg attn from u and bring it upon myself.

I am empathic you know. I just couldn't let you be crushed all alone by the mighty blows of NSers.

Shoot me!

I'm 15 by the way. If there is any thing else you want to know about me just ask. About my location I can only say that I am from Pennsylvania.



Lauren

I'm sorry for not using the correct format. If I had known that people cared so much about that i would have done that. I guess i am tired of writing correctly all day that when I am on the internet i like to use abbreviations. By the way I am truely sorry about the font color.



lauren

Don't worry about it. It's just that if you want people to read and understand what you write, it's best not to be completely sloppy about it. Don't let us grammar Nazis get you down. Feel free to use colors in your posts, as long as your posts are in an easily legible font and are not too taxing on the eyes.

In other words writing like this can get you assassinated...

This might too...

I'd say this was a nice one though...

Speaking of which, Kellarly, we should do that again sometime. Only now I'm living in Staffordshire and I wrecked my car at the weekend, so my mobility is limited to trains, LOL.

Speaking of which, Kellarly, we should do that again sometime. Only now I'm living in Staffordshire and I wrecked my car at the weekend, so my mobility is limited to trains, LOL.

Yeah, it would be cool to meet up, however this time we could make it a little better for persons southward of us and meet in birmingham or somewhere like that...hows the new job btw?

Don't worry about it.no matter what you say here there's always gonna be someone who cares too much.damned grammer nazis.

grammar! with an "a" not an "e". You punk!

GRAMMAR!!

Yeah, it would be cool to meet up, however this time we could make it a little better for persons southward of us and meet in birmingham or somewhere like that...hows the new job btw?
Birmingham would be cool, my train station is Stafford, so it's really easy for me.

Job is going well, if we get the new nuclear build approved in May, we're going to make more money than God, and I'll have actual job security, omg. *Pokes Bliar* You better deliver, pal.

sry i didn't mean ne thing by it i just get tired of looking at black and white all day but uh yea i don't put hearts on my i's............i don't even dot my i's half the time


lauren
Don't sweat it. About half of the people on this forum are mean and the other half are perverts.



So what are you wearing?

I'm 15 by the way. If there is any thing else you want to know about me just ask. About my location I can only say that I am from Pennsylvania.



Lauren
15? Please disregard previous post.

Birmingham would be cool, my train station is Stafford, so it's really easy for me.

Job is going well, if we get the new nuclear build approved in May, we're going to make more money than God, and I'll have actual job security, omg. *Pokes Bliar* You better deliver, pal.

Nice to see someone has cash

*clears throat and shouts*

Drinks on Tactical Grace!!! :D

I'm 15 by the way.
Well yeah, it wasn't obvious... :rolleyes:

*personally knows some 15-year-old girls from the USA and thus can make some, albeit limited, generalizations*

Nice to see someone has cash

*clears throat and shouts*

Drinks on Tactical Grace!!! :D
Heh, we'll see what I have left after I buy my dad a new car and pay for repairs to the one I hit. :(

Heh, we'll see what I have left after I buy my dad a new car and pay for repairs to the one I hit. :(

Ah, then its drinks on someone else then...

Ah, then its drinks on someone else then...
We can all get a round, I'm sure. Anyway, we all p43r your 1337 organisational powers, so you sort something. :p

Well yeah, it wasn't obvious... :rolleyes:

*personally knows some 15-year-old girls from the USA and thus can make some, albeit limited, generalizations*


Not all 15 year olds are the same for your information. I am a very well rounded person. I knit, rock climb, ice skate, did gymnastics, and other things. Don't judge me before you know me.

Lauren

We can all get a round, I'm sure. Anyway, we all p43r your 1337 organisational powers, so you sort something. :p

Lol, oh cheers, it will be well after xmas then, caus i'm of to malta for xmas :D

Lol, oh cheers, it will be well after xmas then, caus i'm of to malta for xmas :D
Cool. Just remember, over there they don't like public nudity.

Not all 15 year olds are the same for your information. I am a very well rounded person. I knit, rock climb, ice skate, did gymnastics, and other things. Don't judge me before you know me.

Lauren
Wait wait wait. You did read the first page of your thread, didn't you? Don't ask tigers to change their stripes...

I am a very well rounded person.

Me too.

FYI, "fat" is easier to type.:p

Me too.

FYI, "fat" is easier to type.:p
LOL, appreciate the honesty, and I have to say, "pwned!" :p

I am a very well rounded person.

Sigh. So many juicy things to say there. Unfortunately things like "good taste" and "self-control" get in the way.

Cool. Just remember, over there they don't like public nudity.

Oh dear, you mean if i mention your name in public I will be told of your exploits?

Sigh. So many juicy things to say there. Unfortunately things like "good taste" and "self-control" get in the way.

I hate those guys. Good ole Uncle Smirnoff handles them for me

Oh dear, you mean if i mention your name in public I will be told of your exploits?
Nice comeback. :D

Anyway, off to bed now, but like I said, would be great to have another meet sometime in mid-February on a weekend, after everyone has had uni exams or whatever.

Wow I have to watch everything I say! If you didn't pick up on it the first time I ment well rounded in refference to my personality. I am not fat!



Lauren

Wow I have to watch everything I say! If you didn't pick up on it the first time I ment well rounded in refference to my personality. I am not fat!



Lauren

I, unlike that other libertine over there, wasn't thinking "fat". "Well rounded" merely reminded me of some of my favorite features on a woman.

Wow I have to watch everything I say! If you didn't pick up on it the first time I ment well rounded in refference to my personality. I am not fat!



Lauren

It was a joke, silly.

Except for the bit where I'm fat

I, unlike that other libertine over there, wasn't thinking "fat". "Well rounded" merely reminded me of some of my favorite features on a woman.

did you see her age?

I wasn't sure if your were joking or not so I just wanted to make sure that you knew what I ment and that i'm not fat.


Lauren

I wasn't sure if your were joking or not so I just wanted to make sure that you knew what I ment and that i'm not fat.


Lauren

I'm almost always joking

did you see her age?

What's wrong with me being 15????? Do u have something against me because of my age?

did you see her age?

Yes I did. All the more reason not to call her fat. Geez.

What's wrong with me being 15????? Do u have something against me because of my age?
It ain't right for geezers to be talkin' bout a 15 year old's babylons. Jailbait, innit?

What's wrong with me being 15????? Do u have something against me because of my age?

Actually, because of your age, there is something a good percentage of the men here CAN'T have against you...

Yeah, we're a crass bunch here.

Actually, because of your age, there is something a good percentage of the men here CAN'T have against you...

Yeah, we're a crass bunch here.


I'm confused what do you mean?

What's wrong with me being 15????? Do u have something against me because of my age?

No. It just makes you underage.

I'm confused what do you mean?

sex

sex



can you sum everything up in a sentance bc it's hard getting bits n pieces at a time. Sorry i'm not the brightest crayon in the box. It doesn't help that i am blonde either.


Lauren

sex

dangly bits.


(joke inspired by a literal interpretation of "hold something against...")

can you sum everything up in a sentance bc it's hard getting bits n pieces at a time. Sorry i'm not the brightest crayon in the box. It doesn't help that i am blonde either.


Lauren

Nevermind. I've said too much as it is.

ok........ I have to go leave me some telegrams please!!!

lauren

can you sum everything up in a sentance bc it's hard getting bits n pieces at a time. Sorry i'm not the brightest crayon in the box. It doesn't help that i am blonde either.


Lauren

Well, y'see, you're fifteen. Below the legal age of consentm unlike most of the male posters here. You said about having something against you because of your age. The joke is that we can't have something (=our penises) against you because you are too young.

See?

Well, y'see, you're fifteen. Below the legal age of consentm unlike most of the male posters here. You said about having something against you because of your age. The joke is that we can't have something (=our penises) against you because you are too young.

See?


o ok i get it thanx lol

Well, y'see, you're fifteen. Below the legal age of consentm unlike most of the male posters here. You said about having something against you because of your age. The joke is that we can't have something (=our penises) against you because you are too young.

See?

Aaaaaaaaaaaa!

When you put it like that, you make me seem like a very bad man.

Oh wait...that's accurate.

Carry on.

:) Hey i am sorta newish to this whole nationstates thing n it would b kool if i could meet other nations n talk with their founders about ne thing but uh yea leave me a telegram thinger


lauren
gross poodles like fuzzy noodles
good place to start if you're talking about meeting iRL http://www.frappr.com/nsgeneral

a bunch of us met in manchester (uk) over the summer for drinks and food. it was cool :)

Any other NSer want to comment or say anything to me? Advice and suggetions always welcome.

Lauren