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It seems there is a statue in a French cemetary that is getting more action than me. I'm so ashamed. This statue of a dead guy lying on his back with a bulge in his pants has attracted so many female visitors to straddle him and rub themselves up against him that it's wearing his groin out! Well, the French have decided to put a stop to this practice by erecting (he he) a fence around the statue.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3975607.stm

I wish a bunch of women would wear my groin out... :(

This has to be the epitome of "stiffy".

Thos french lack imagination.. They should restore the statue, and set up a live webcam..

I wish I'd heard about this effigy sooner...I'd have gone and done some indecent rubbing before it became a crime:(

Oh well. I guess I'll have to straddle Drunk Commies instead!

Thos french lack imagination.. They should restore the statue, and set up a live webcam..
Oooh....GOOD idea! I bet the guy never got that much action when he was living!

There's a Roman ruin in Morocco that has a rather large phallus carved on top of a short wall - tourists are encouraged to rub it and straddle it.

I guess France figures it has enough tourist attractions.

I wish I'd heard about this effigy sooner...I'd have gone and done some indecent rubbing before it became a crime:(

Oh well. I guess I'll have to straddle Drunk Commies instead!
:fluffle:

Oh, and ladies, I can personally guarantee that rubbing up against me will improve your sex life. Trust me.

There's a Roman ruin in Morocco that has a rather large phallus carved on top of a short wall - tourists are encouraged to rub it and straddle it.

I guess France figures it has enough tourist attractions.
Where in Morocco exactly?

Another reason why the French are awesome. The ones doing the rubbing, I mean. Not the smelly police people.

Another reason why the French are awesome. The ones doing the rubbing, I mean. Not the smelly police people.
Just imagine how much action Morrison's head is getting...

Where in Morocco exactly?
Volubilis

I wish a bunch of women would wear my groin out...
But first ya gotta be stone-cold dead... Bit of a drawback that, eh what?

Where in Morocco exactly?
And why do you want to know ... exactly? Hmmm? :D

I think they should put millions of tiny spikes on his crotch

And why do you want to know ... exactly? Hmmm? :D
It's in Volubilis,

http://lexicorient.com/morocco/volubilis.htm

nice place to visit...

I think they should put millions of tiny spikes on his crotch
Ouch! What do you have against French chicks? Just because they often look like this

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2416/chewbaccarollers18bo.jpg

is no reason to wish them physical injury.

There's a Roman ruin in Morocco that has a rather large phallus carved on top of a short wall - tourists are encouraged to rub it and straddle it.

I guess France figures it has enough tourist attractions.
The Romans thought it brought good luck. They were probably right.

In New York, at the American Museum of Natural History, there's a bronze bust of a young African woman whose breasts have been rubbed shiny by the hands of visitors. And in Prague, at the Prague Castle, in front of the Museum of Toys (!!) there's a rather excellent statue of a boy whose penis is also nice and shiny.

There should be a guide book to Touchable Naughty Bits of the World. A new Rough Guide? :eek: :D

Kinky... Lets get lots of webcams set up at the statue and then use the secret footage in a documentary "French Chicks Who Need to Get Laid Big Time".

What do you think?

And nobody has used the word 'frottage' yet in a thread devoted to French people rubbing themselves on things? For shame.

And nobody has used the word 'frottage' yet in a thread devoted to French people rubbing themselves on things? For shame.
I don't even know what that means.

Ah, the online dictionary to the rescue.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=frottage

Goddistan']Ah, the online dictionary to the rescue.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=frottage
Oh, I've always called that "riding public transportation".

mmmm, omelette du frottage

Lets see, Checklist for Paris:

Rioting over a Crappy Ballet: CHECK
Rioting over two stupid kills getting themselves killed: CHECK
Over two hundred kinds of cheese: CHECK
Handjobs for Statues: CHECK

Paris is now, officially, the asshole of the world.

Lets see, Checklist for Paris:

Rioting over a Crappy Ballet: CHECK
Rioting over two stupid kills getting themselves killed: CHECK
Over two hundred kinds of cheese: CHECK
Handjobs for Statues: CHECK

Paris is now, officially, the asshole of the world.
My god man! I count all of these things as positives! And clearly, it's not handjobs we're talking about, but full on straddling.

My god man! I count all of these things as positives! And clearly, it's not handjobs we're talking about, but full on straddling.
At the point where you are humping a statue: That is the point at which there are problems. There is superstitious fun, and then there is just stupid.

At the point where you are humping a statue: That is the point at which there are problems. There is superstitious fun, and then there is just stupid.I'm sure they have fun doing it..

At the point where you are humping a statue: That is the point at which there are problems. There is superstitious fun, and then there is just stupid.
Sure, they SAY they're doing it for superstitious purposes...but I bet most of these women just happened to be walking by, or live close, and needed to scratch an urgent itch...though I suppose it would make more sense if there were the possibility of full erectile fun instead of just a bulge...but they have to work with what's there!

Bon-jewer, yer cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!

Hehe, couldnt resist...

Ouch! What do you have against French chicks? Just because they often look like this

is no reason to wish them physical injury.

I really don't get where that stereotype comes from....

I really don't get where that stereotype comes from....
Supposedly unshaven armpits. Anyhoo, a stereotype doesn't have to make sense to be amusing.

Humping statues...........guess the Antonio Banderas love doll is not good enought for them Frenchies.

All I'm saying is


I know how I want to be buried. :D

Supposedly unshaven armpits. Anyhoo, a stereotype doesn't have to make sense to be amusing.

No, but why the French when there are so many other easy targets?

The Polish (trust me on that one)...The Greeks...Turks...

Hahaha :p

No, but why the French when there are so many other easy targets?The french and americans are natural enemies.
Which is somewhat surprising since the french gave america the statue of liberty.. but c'est la vie.

The french and americans are natural enemies.
Which is somewhat surprising since the french gave america the statue of liberty.. but c'est la vie.

Meh...well...

I'd rather my women hairy than obese.

;)

France 1, USA 0.

In the houses of parliament, there's a rather good statue of Winston Churchill with the toe of one shoe worn shiny by politicians touching it for luck.

Combining this piece of knowledge with the subject of this thread, we now all know how Margaret Thatcher kept getting re-elected.

...blech... curse my graphic imagination....

Meh...well...

I'd rather my women hairy than obese.

;)

France 1, USA 0.Yeah, a razor is much cheaper than a lipo, and that doesn't even fix half the problem..

The french and americans are natural enemies.
Which is somewhat surprising since the french gave america the statue of liberty.. but c'est la vie.
The problem isn't that France and America are natural enemies... It's that we're brothers. Family fights are always the nastiest and most bitter.

The french and americans are natural enemies.
Which is somewhat surprising since the french gave america the statue of liberty.. but c'est la vie.
It's because they gave us that damn statue which encouraged all kinds of undesirables like the tired, hungry and huddled masses to come to our shores. Damn frogs.

All I'm saying is


I know how I want to be buried. :D

With an empty tube of shaving cream jammed in your pants?