NationStates Jolt Archive


I get an email yesterday

Hullepupp
06-12-2005, 15:30
The title was "enlarge your penis" it seems to be a respectable company. So I ask you if anyone has experience with this kind of procedure? :confused:
Puddytat
06-12-2005, 15:37
only the one Email, wow. I get hundreds advising me that I am a fat, small penised, balding american, that needs to change his mortgage and wants cheap car insurance.

Guess all the money spent on targeted advertising didn't go amiss from tese companies.
Kanabia
06-12-2005, 15:39
The title was "enlarge your penis" it seems to be a respectable company. So I ask you if anyone has experience with this kind of procedure? :confused:

Haha, pindick. ;)
Strathdonia
06-12-2005, 15:39
only the one Email, wow. I get hundreds advising me that I am a fat, small penised, balding american, that needs to change his mortgage and wants cheap car insurance.

Guess all the money spent on targeted advertising didn't go amiss from tese companies.

Are you not also a very trustable indivdiual who is well known in the chambers of comerce in China/africa/india/south america? or a distant but sole remaining relative of recently deceased Oil Magnate?
Mythotic Kelkia
06-12-2005, 15:43
*makes obligatory comment on availability of bridge for purchase*
The Squeaky Rat
06-12-2005, 15:43
The title was "enlarge your penis" it seems to be a respectable company. So I ask you if anyone has experience with this kind of procedure? :confused:

Assuming you are male: just massage it. Observe it grow vastly bigger very quickly for a short while.

See ? No need to spend money on silly e-mailproducts. That will be $ 500.
Pure Metal
06-12-2005, 15:45
god i love spam.

just throw some random shit emails together and you could well end up with some pretty developed (if sad) characters for a book :p


edit: thats a cool idea... i'm gonna have to do that! :D
Puddytat
06-12-2005, 15:46
not to mention a complete and utter stud that has so many hot horny amateurz wanting to talk to him.

that reminds me Mehmet was going to get back to me about how much money he needs to free this capital. whodathunk it me related to an Ottoman price, what are the chances.
Safalra
06-12-2005, 15:49
The title was "enlarge your penis" it seems to be a respectable company. So I ask you if anyone has experience with this kind of procedure? :confused:
No, but I imagine it will feel much like having your wallet stolen.

How come I don't receive any readable spam? All the spam I get is in German with all the words stuck together (I mean, more so than usual in German).
Hata-alla
06-12-2005, 15:53
Hullepup! You have to answer it! It's of outmost importance! I'm perfectly well, but I still buy all the stuff they sell. Strangely enough, they haven't sent any of their products to me. Also, my credit card is behaving oddly.
Deep Kimchi
06-12-2005, 15:55
only the one Email, wow. I get hundreds advising me that I am a fat, small penised, balding american, that needs to change his mortgage and wants cheap car insurance.

Guess all the money spent on targeted advertising didn't go amiss from tese companies.

Don't forget all the spam email from young hot women who want to have sex with you via webcam.
The Squeaky Rat
06-12-2005, 15:56
Don't forget all the spam email from young hot women who want to have sex with you via webcam.

Mine just want to have sex with cyborg-enhanced-horses :(