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Ok, since somebody wanted to nominate me as the horniest NS poster, I think it's time I posted something to live up to my reputation again.

So, would you ever consider sending nude pics of yourself to somebody you only met online? Do you even have nude pics of yourself?

Poll coming! ;)

Ok, since somebody wanted to nominate me as the horniest NS poster, I think it's time I posted something to live up to my reputation again.

So, would you ever consider sending nude pics of yourself to somebody you only met online? Do you even have nude pics of yourself?

Poll coming! ;)

It's how I met my wife... well now ex-wife lol

It's how I met my wife... well now ex-wife lol

Sorry to hear about the "ex" bit. So would you try the same again?

Only if I hated them.

Yeah probably if it was the right person, might hold off on the marriage for longer next time and just stick with serious relationship instead... still got the scars from being burned last time.

Yeah probably if it was the right person, might hold off on the marriage for longer next time and just stick with serious relationship instead... still got the scars from being burned last time.

Did you get married THAT fast?

And another time I simply can´t resist the erge to vote on any poll in sight :D (still blushing :p )

Really...depends on the person with whom you have contact

we had been chatting over a year, but wen she moved over to the UK from Canada she was advised incorrectly and got only a Visitors Visa not a Fiancee Visa, so we sort of had to get married in 6 months lol (she was also given Yellow Fever and Diptheria Jabs by her doc?),

Nude pictures of me is not leading with my strongest suit.

Probably not. lol. *waits for someone to post pics here*

i don't have nude pics (who does and why?? :confused: ), and i wouldn't send them to anyone i met on the net if i did.


now, if i met that person IRL first, then i might be more inclined to send the pics, but still highly, highly doubtful.
nude pics of me would most likely be vomit inducing, and i don't think thats the desired effect :p

I don't photograph well. And I don't look good naked. So, no.

Personality FTW.

nude pics of me would most likely be vomit inducing, and i don't think thats the desired effect :p

You could always send them a generic picture of a 12-inch penis from google images, I suppose. :p

You could always send them a generic picture of a 12-inch penis from google images, I suppose. :p
or a walrus ;)

man i'm sexy (http://www.turtletrack.org/Issues04/Co08142004/Art/stellarsealion_CB.jpg) :p

or a walrus ;)

man i'm sexy (http://www.turtletrack.org/Issues04/Co08142004/Art/stellarsealion_CB.jpg) :p

**drool**:fluffle: :p

You could always send them a generic picture of a 12-inch penis from google images, I suppose. :p

OMG OMG you mean people send fake pics over tinterweb!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

a 12 inch penis (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/58000/58410SYBX_w.jpg)

OMG OMG you mean people send fake pics over tinterweb!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:



No, they don't, hon. That's just a lie made up by bad, bad people. Everybody looks like Brad Pitt or Jennifer Lopez.

no one wanna see me in real life so why should i sends pix cross the net?
who wants ???

No, they don't, hon. That's just a lie made up by bad, bad people. Everybody looks like Brad Pitt or Jennifer Lopez.

Phew thank Newton for that, Yuk, J'lo (shudder) I apparantley get Jessica Alba on one of those faces I am most attracted to tests (<<< previously omitted word).

I apparantley get Jessica Alba on one of tose faces I am most attracted to.
is this like a quiz or something :confused:

no one wanna see me in real life so why should i sends pix cross the net?
who wants ???

Who says no one wants to see you in real life? I could name 4 people of the top of my head...

is this like a quiz or something :confused:

errr yes... Had a Brain fart, and err, sort of forgot to add a word :p

one of those on OK cupid

Beautiful Faces Test (OK Cupid) (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2239915079126236029)

Who says no one wants to see you in real life? I could name 4 people of the top of my head...

send me a TG with their names and their e-mail-addresses and i will take care...

errr yes... Had a Brain fart, and err, sort of forgot to add a word :p

one of those on OK cupid

Beautiful Faces Test (OK Cupid) (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2239915079126236029)

I got Alyssa Milano.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/cwb/faces/girls/results/alyssamilano.jpg

That's pretty damn accurate, that's my physical ideal.

i don't have nude pics (who does and why?? :confused: ), and i wouldn't send them to anyone i met on the net if i did.


now, if i met that person IRL first, then i might be more inclined to send the pics, but still highly, highly doubtful.
nude pics of me would most likely be vomit inducing, and i don't think thats the desired effect :p

Well, I do have some of me. And I took them to show them to a person I met online... Turned into a nice, hot albeit somewhat bumpy relationship :D

Well, I do have some of me. And I took them to show them to a person I met online... Turned into a nice, hot albeit somewhat bumpy relationship :D

It's the hot bumping that can be the fun bit :D

I got Alyssa Milano.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/cwb/faces/girls/results/alyssamilano.jpg

That's pretty damn accurate, that's my physical ideal.

at a time when she was looking good...

errr yes... Had a Brain fart, and err, sort of forgot to add a word :p

one of those on OK cupid

Beautiful Faces Test (OK Cupid) (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2239915079126236029)

What, none for us girls? :(

errr yes... Had a Brain fart, and err, sort of forgot to add a word :p

one of those on OK cupid

Beautiful Faces Test (OK Cupid) (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2239915079126236029)
I got Denise Richards..."You seem to enjoy big eyes and lips, a small nose..." And my girlfriend has big eyes, big lips and a small nose. Well whaddayaknow? An internet test that's at least partially accurate!

It's the hot bumping that can be the fun bit :D

True... although, unfortunately, not all the bumps were hot :D

True... although, unfortunately, not all the bumps were hot :D

Ouch.

at a time when she was looking good...

What does she look like now? (I don't watch TV; so i'm kinda ignorant of pop culture :p)

This thread is a sham!

Anyone can answer whatever they like, as long as we don't see pictures, everyone can be a liar.

:p
sry I got carried away

What does she look like now? (I don't watch TV; so i'm kinda ignorant of pop culture :p)
I have seen "charmed" last week ..She is out !!!

This thread is a sham!

Anyone can answer whatever they like, as long as we don't see pictures, everyone can be a liar.

:p
sry I got carried away

We are all frightened by the admins...normally everyone will put his/her pic in this thread...

;)

Oh yeah, I got Charlize Theron :cool:
And I "prefer my women hot than cute"

This thread is a sham!

Anyone can answer whatever they like, as long as we don't see pictures, everyone can be a liar.

:p
sry I got carried away

Yep. I want pics. Of all the male posters here... :D

I got Alyssa Milano.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/cwb/faces/girls/results/alyssamilano.jpg

That's pretty damn accurate, that's my physical ideal.
Mila Kunis (http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/cwb/faces/girls/results/milakunis.jpg)
64% Eyes, 28% Nose, 38% Mouth, 60% SexyCute

You seem to prefer big eyes, smallish other features, and cute women. Altho they sexed her up for the Maxim shoot, Mila's definitely a cutey, in a unique, Eastern European way. She plays Jackie on the very popular 'That 70s Show' as well as voicing Meg Griffin on 'Family Guy'. If you scored in this category and don't think Mila's that great, Natalie Portman's another choice. Personally, I think Mila's adorable.


hmm well i don't particularly go for mila kunis (tho she is cute) i'd definatley agree on the eyes thing


gail porter is the l337 for eyes :P (as is Amy... even with your glasses ;))
gp1 (http://www.prettygirls.ru/wallpapers/gail_porter1.jpg)
gp2
(http://www.hqcelebsite.com/gailPorter/images/gailP26.jpg)
this goes some way to explaining why i've always thought gail porter was so hot (when nobody else does) *drools*

Are you done with that silly test yet? :mad:

Are you done with that silly test yet? :mad:

looks like someone has got a case of the pouts...
(go on I dare you to say I am not pouting with a pout)

You only want to stop people doing this test so we send you pix so you can look at willies :D

looks like someone has got a case of the pouts...
(go on I dare you to say I am not pouting with a pout)

You only want to stop people doing this test so we send you pix so you can look at willies :D

What do YOU think was the purpose of this thread? :D

Are you done with that silly test yet? :mad:

right now :

Cabra West
100% Eyes, 100% Nose, 100% Mouth, 100% SexyCute

seems to be a good test

What do YOU think was the purpose of this thread? :D

do you really think I am going to post myself in te all together in General (ROFL) not that I get embarrassed just banned lol

Are you done with that silly test yet? :mad:
no. but its your thread so whatever

no. but its your thread so whatever

I am sure Cabra don´t want to read something within this thread ...;)

no. but its your thread so whatever

I didn't want to sound that cross... I took the test, and to be honest, my idea of beautiful just doesn't seem to be mainstream...

Took the test and got Mila Kunis. I can live with that. Eastern European girls FTW! :D

gp1 (http://www.prettygirls.ru/wallpapers/gail_porter1.jpg)
gp2
(http://www.hqcelebsite.com/gailPorter/images/gailP26.jpg)
this goes some way to explaining why i've always thought gail porter was so hot (when nobody else does) *drools*

Sorry to say, but the eyes make her look like a scared hamster on XTC...oops, no personal offense

I didn't want to sound that cross... I took the test, and to be honest, my idea of beautiful just doesn't seem to be mainstream...

Then tell...or better show us your definition of beautiful :p

I don´t think, that this test has anything to do with this thread...

I don´t think, that this test has anything to do with this thread...

The girls are all dressed, you mean? ;)

Then tell...or better show us your definition of beautiful :p

ok...regardless what I mean before ...you are right...Cabra Rock, on !!!!

ok...regardless what I mean before ...you are right...Cabra Rock, on !!!!

Hang on there, I never said I thought I was beautiful. I just said I don't think any of the celebs in the test are beautiful.

The girls are all dressed, you mean? ;)

Surely .. you know why ...censorship is no crime ;)

The girls are all dressed, you mean? ;)

A (female) friend of mine once said "If women undress, they get prettier, if men undress they get uglier"...what do you think :confused:

A (female) friend of mine once said "If women undress, they get prettier, if men undress they get uglier"...what do you think :confused:

Huh... I think she might be a Lesbian.

Always depends on the man or woman in question, I think.

It's true I think that women rely less on the visual sense than men do, but a pic of a handsome nacked guy... in a nice setting... well, I wouldn't decline it.

Hang on there, I never said I thought I was beautiful. I just said I don't think any of the celebs in the test are beautiful.

That was not my intention..though I would disagree with you on the first point after seeing your pics. And some of these celebgirls are quite fetching, but my result (Keira whatsover) didn´t fit at all...

Hang on there, I never said I thought I was beautiful. I just said I don't think any of the celebs in the test are beautiful.
What about her ?


http://www.danger-seekers.com/top5/images/villainwilkes.jpg

That was not my intention..though I would disagree with you on the first point after seeing your pics. And some of these celebgirls are quite fetching, but my result (Keira whatsover) didn´t fit at all...


Knightly :) like mine ....

A (female) friend of mine once said "If women undress, they get prettier, if men undress they get uglier"...what do you think :confused:

I'd pretty much agree, however sometimes clothes can give an advantage espescially if they are sexy ones *mrrrrow*

as for blokes I think we definately get uglier, unless he happens to have te right type of body/ body hair that the person is looking for lol..

Me I am just as kittenish without my clothes as within them

Huh... I think she might be a Lesbian.

Always depends on the man or woman in question, I think.

It's true I think that women rely less on the visual sense than men do, but a pic of a handsome nacked guy... in a nice setting... well, I wouldn't decline it.

But...penii are *ugly* in all circumstances. They may serve their purpose well, but they weren't built to look pretty.

Huh... I think she might be a Lesbian.

Always depends on the man or woman in question, I think.

It's true I think that women rely less on the visual sense than men do, but a pic of a handsome nacked guy... in a nice setting... well, I wouldn't decline it.

Yes, yes, I got that impression too...she even made some remarks about aving sex with girls...but she had an asshole-boyfriend at that time :eek:

I have seen "charmed" last week ..She is out !!!

I can't really find any pics of her that don't look hot...

But...penii are *ugly* in all circumstances. They may serve their purpose well, but they weren't built to look pretty.

I don't care if they were built to look pretty or if it's just a side effect... I like them. And I like pics of them, too.

Sorry to say, but the eyes make her look like a scared hamster on XTC...oops, no personal offense
to each his own, but i think her eyes are so hot
then again i kinda agree on that second picture :p

I can't really find any pics of her that don't look hot...

ok so has everyone his own taste

Yes, yes, I got that impression too...she even made some remarks about aving sex with girls...but she had an asshole-boyfriend at that time :eek:

A masochistic Lesbian? They do exist, you know...

A masochistic Lesbian? They do exist, you know...

Yes yes, I met some...but, rational question: can a lesbian be so masochistic to be mated with a guy that mistreats her whenever possible? Seems ultimately masochistic...:eek:

to each his own, but i think her eyes are so hot
then again i kinda agree on that second picture :p

I meant the second pic...:p

But...penii are *ugly* in all circumstances. They may serve their purpose well, but they weren't built to look pretty.

Can I recommend you a therapist...by the way, penii would be plural if singular is penus:confused:

:p

Can I recommend you a therapist...by the way, penii would be plural if singular is penus:confused:

:p

Why would you recommend me a therapist? Penises (fixed, happy? :p) ARE ugly. Look, i'd post pictures to prove my point, but....you know.

Can I recommend you a therapist...by the way, penii would be plural if singular is penus:confused:

:p
a therapist just cos he thinks dicks are not pretty?! but the dude is right! :confused:

a therapist just cos he thinks dicks are not pretty?! but the dude is right! :confused:

:fluffle:

But...penii are *ugly* in all circumstances. They may serve their purpose well, but they weren't built to look pretty.

I agree...although I give mine as much attention as possible, it still isn't that appealing.

Why would you recommend me a therapist? Penises (fixed, happy? :p) ARE ugly. Look, i'd post pictures to prove my point, but....you know.
this (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/propogandawank.jpg)is about as much as you can get away with on here *whips the pic out again* ;)


ooh and i get fluffles! :) :D

ooh and while i'm at it: more yummy eyes (http://www.hlj.me.uk/louise_redknapp_grabs0062.jpg)goodness (random pic sitting on my server i saw while trying to find that other one)


edit: this thread has come a long way from talking about nekkid pics. lets get back to that.... yay pr0n! ;)

this (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/propogandawank.jpg)is about as much as you can get away with on here *whips the pic out again* ;)

Hehehehe...

I have a perfect pic (it's a cartoon), but i'm not sure if I can post it. Google-image "demon sex". First column, second row.

Hehehehe...

I have a perfect pic (it's a cartoon), but i'm not sure if I can post it. Google-image "demon sex". First column, second row.
hehe, no. :p
i'm at work and i have the adult filter turned off on google... think i'll have to leave that one :P
(till later ;))

Ok, since somebody wanted to nominate me as the horniest NS poster, I think it's time I posted something to live up to my reputation again.

So, would you ever consider sending nude pics of yourself to somebody you only met online? Do you even have nude pics of yourself?

Poll coming! ;)
depends hpw much they're willing to pay

depends hpw much they're willing to pay
ooooh :P

*gets ideas*

*types one-handed* ;) :p

depends hpw much they're willing to pay

I'll give you a cork-hat.

I'll give you a cork-hat.
lol, i think i should be slightly offended by that

Sure.

Well I've never sent out actual pictures, there's a video of me having some "alone time" that's freely available to my friends.

lol, i think i should be slightly offended by that

:fluffle:

Sorry, I didn't mean to :p

:fluffle:

Sorry, I didn't mean to :p
i'll do it for a cork hat ;) (:p)

i'll do it for a cork hat ;) (:p)
Haha...i'll pass, but you can fight Tink for it.

yes and yes

But that's just because I love to be naked

I got Keira Knightley, which is interesting since I had her before and she liked it.

I got the chick from the 70's show. Apparently I like cutie girls over sexy girls. Then I took the girl type survey. Apparently I like the girl next door.

depends hpw much they're willing to pay

Did you ever get offered money? ;)

Just curious, no offense...

And a question to all you guys out there:

Why on earth would you think that a penis is ugly? Honestly, that's very much like saying breasts are ugly.
IMO, a penis is something immensly fascinating and highly erotic...

And a question to all you guys out there:

Why on earth would you think that a penis is ugly? Honestly, that's very much like saying breasts are ugly.
IMO, a penis is something immensly fascinating and highly erotic...

Oh rly?!?! *waggles his eyebrows*

... somebody wanted to nominate me as the horniest NS poster ...
There's a couple Canadian types on here who would give you a real run for your money on that one! :D

There's a couple Canadian types on here who would give you a real run for your money on that one! :D

*lol

I said nominated, not declared ;)

Oh rly?!?! *waggles his eyebrows*

Of course

*lol

I said nominated, not declared ;)

Now that isn't half bad idea for a thread

Of course


Perhaps I need to do a photo shoot then... ;)

Perhaps I need to do a photo shoot then... ;)

Yay. Finally someone who understands what this thread is all about :D

Now that isn't half bad idea for a thread

I thought so, too. But could somebody else do it? I feel I'm starting to get a reputation as it is...

Yay. Finally someone who understands what this thread is all about :D

Oh, I understood all along... ;)

I thought so, too. But could somebody else do it? I feel I'm starting to get a reputation as it is...

I'm on it! :D

I thought so, too. But could somebody else do it? I feel I'm starting to get a reputation as it is...

I'll do it. I have nothing better to do.
But who would be the other nominees?

And you already have a reputation hun, but a good one

EDIT:Nevermind Cluichistan can do it

And DONE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10046012#post10046012)! :D

And DONE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10046012#post10046012)! :D

Cool, thanks. But still no pic of you... :(

Well, I do have some of me. And I took them to show them to a person I met online... Turned into a nice, hot albeit somewhat bumpy relationship :D


I'd be interested in those. And I promise no bumpy relationship afterwards.

why send a picture if you can just show up naked instead ? Much more fun than a photo .

anyone too shy to post is welcome to TG me or email me. I'll be gentle.

Regularly. It's fun. (If they have a cam, too.)

anyone too shy to post is welcome to TG me or email me. I'll be gentle.
I forget... ae you hot?

I forget... ae you hot?

Well, I'm a dude.

Well, I'm a dude.
No shit. Like that matters. :rolleyes:

So, are you hot? Cuz I luv your posts.

Ok, since somebody wanted to nominate me as the horniest NS poster, I think it's time I posted something to live up to my reputation again.

So, would you ever consider sending nude pics of yourself to somebody you only met online? Do you even have nude pics of yourself?

Poll coming! ;)

I would. Without hesitation. And they do exist.

My wife won't let me. :p

Sorry, didn't read the OP... I love gettung nekkid,
(Even if I'm made fun of):
http://srv01.content-type.com/-808452930/images/week4Rob.jpg
:p
Yeah, I'm a skinny sunabitch!

I would. Without hesitation. And they do exist.

My wife won't let me. :p
She's a bitch. Post it, dude.

Yeah, I'm a skinny sunabitch!

I'm skinnier....

I'm skinnier....
That's hot.

That's hot.

Yay! :fluffle:

I havent bothered to read this thread, guessing that it is composed of mainly short, linkless responses like mine:p so someone tell me if there are any links on this thread lol

I might, but only if I really, really hated them. ;)

I posted a pic of my manhood on an x-rated forum, does that count as sending nude pictures?

I posted a pic of my manhood on an x-rated forum, does that count as sending nude pictures?

LOL!

No, No i would'nt.
Fuck Yaz!

Like all wanna ba lovers of Fass, I keep at least 14G of full size jpegs of myself in various naked poses.

Did you ever get offered money? ;)

Just curious, no offense...
lol, no, unfortunately not, i'm struggling to pay my rent at the moment though if anyone's interested ;) :p

lol, no, unfortunately not, i'm struggling to pay my rent at the moment though if anyone's interested ;) :p

While you're very pleasing to the eye, Tink, I think it would be an insult to pay you for lewd pics.

And not that it helps you any, but we're all struggling on some level. I struggled with rent a long time ago. Now my struggles are just bigger with more people counting on me.

lol, no, unfortunately not, i'm struggling to pay my rent at the moment though if anyone's interested ;) :p

Colour me interested. ;)

Already have.

While you're very pleasing to the eye, Tink, I think it would be an insult to pay you for lewd pics.

And not that it helps you any, but we're all struggling on some level. I struggled with rent a long time ago. Now my struggles are just bigger with more people counting on me.
lol, i probably wouldn't do it anyway

lol, i probably wouldn't do it anyway


Good.

Please feel free to keep up with the semi-naughty free ones, though. ;)

Good.

Please feel free to keep up with the semi-naughty free ones, though. ;)


I concur! :D

Good.

Please feel free to keep up with the semi-naughty free ones, though. ;)
me and my mates went out in some rather naughty dress-up outfits from ann summers, i was gonna take a pic to post but my digital camera's broken :(

depends hpw much they're willing to pay

I'd pay whatever amount you asked! :)

me and my mates went out in some rather naughty dress-up outfits from ann summers, i was gonna take a pic to post but my digital camera's broken :(


are you teasing me, woman?

are you teasing me, woman?
no if i was gonna tease you i'd show you the outfit that we were wearing (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=3&pid=2827):p

no if i was gonna tease you i'd show you the outfit that we were wearing (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=3&pid=2827):p

Okay...gotta change my trousers now...

no if i was gonna tease you i'd show you the outfit that we were wearing (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=3&pid=2827):p

you're evil. you shouldnt toy with a monster,though.

Okay...gotta change my trousers now...

Seconded.

you're evil. you shouldnt toy with a monster,though.
yuo've got me all wrong, there's no-one in the world more sweet and innocent than little old me

yuo've got me all wrong, there's no-one in the world more sweet and innocent than little old me

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight... :p

yuo've got me all wrong, there's no-one in the world more sweet and innocent than little old me

Damn straight! :fluffle:

Damn straight! :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I am the luckiest man alive! *faints from pleasure*

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

yuo've got me all wrong, there's no-one in the world more sweet and innocent than little old me


I'd have to lick you thoroughly before I could attest to that one way or another.

I'd have to lick you thoroughly before I could attest to that one way or another.
i could live with that

i could live with that

ok-I have to check my passport is still in order.

I am the luckiest man alive! *faints from pleasure*
Or the unluckiest. ^_^

Or the unluckiest. ^_^
*cough*And before you say anything, I know they're not accurate. Because instead of potraying the evil, deranged, fluffle-obsessed spammer that we all know her to be, the pictures show someone that I find myself strangely attracted to.*cough*

*cough*
<snip>
*cough*
So you're still inserting quotes out-of-context and making things up like that? I see you haven't changed much since June. :rolleyes:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
*cough*

So you're still inserting quotes out-of-context and making things up like that? I see you haven't changed much since June. :rolleyes:
yuo're just ashames that you were attracted to me



:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*cough*
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

yuo're just ashames that you were attracted to me
Prove it. As in, with a link. That we can access. :p

Prove it. As in, with a link. That we can access. :p
you can't view Mobra unless you're a member but Harlsey saw it!

So you're still inserting quotes out-of-context and making things up like that? I see you haven't changed much since June. :rolleyes:

Hey, that's no way to talk to a purdy lady!

you can't view Mobra unless you're a member but Harlsey saw it!
He isn't trustworthy. Unless you can provide more solid evidence that a) it exists and b) if a) is true, that I wasn't joking/being sarcastic/teasing you at the time, which is what I always do anyway... no-one except an idiot or newbie would believe you.

Hey, that's no way to talk to a purdy lady!
You're absolutely correct. But I'm talking to Tink. Not a "purdy lady" or whatever euphemism you wish to use in its place. :rolleyes:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
w00t! :p

i have a little xmas present lined up for you.... :)
oooh crap just realised: how long you gonna be at uni for? thats the only address i got :confused:

w00t! :p

i have a little xmas present lined up for you.... :)
oooh crap just realised: how long you gonna be at uni for? thats the only address i got :confused:
:eek: thank you:fluffle: i'm here till next thursday

You're absolutely correct. But I'm talking to Tink. Not a "purdy lady" or whatever euphemism you wish to use in its place. :rolleyes:

You're right. She isn't purdy. She's drop-dead gorgeous! :D

You're right. She isn't purdy. She's drop-dead gorgeous! :Dlol, thanks, you may as well give up though, he hates me, or at least he likes to pretend he does to protect his reputation

lol, thanks, you may as well give up though, he hates me, or at least he likes to pretend he does to protect his reputation

Hating you=an unforgivable blasphemy

Hating you=an unforgivable blasphemy
i think there's a fair few people around here that aren't too fond of me, it ain't exactly the end of the world

lol, thanks, you may as well give up though, he hates me, or at least he likes to pretend he does to protect his reputation

Czardas and TInk sitting in a tree K.i.s.s.i.n.g :eek:

Czardas and TInk sitting in a tree K.i.s.s.i.n.g :eek:
he'll hate you forever for that

i think there's a fair few people around here that aren't too fond of me, it ain't exactly the end of the world

How could anyone hate someone so lovely?

How could anyone hate someone so lovely?
lol, i'm sure they have their reasons

lol, thanks, you may as well give up though, he hates me, or at least he likes to pretend he does to protect his reputation
Don't be ridiculous. I don't have a reputation. ;)

he'll hate you forever for that
I agree.

How could anyone hate someone so lovely?
Some of us are unaffected by such weaknesses as attraction. :rolleyes:

he'll hate you forever for that

and you don't? get in there Czardas *nudge nudge* ;) ;)

:p :p -> :fluffle: = http://www.hansenonline.net/baby/images/Pc040109-5.jpg

lol, i'm sure they have their reasons
Really, you're the only one who provides them—us, more accurately—with "reasons". This isn't all blind, weak emotional hate, you know.

and you don't? get in there Czardas *nudge nudge* ;) ;)
*retreats*

I've mined the place! Don't come near me! ;)

and you don't? get in there Czardas *nudge nudge* ;) ;)

:p :p -> :fluffle: = http://www.hansenonline.net/baby/images/Pc040109-5.jpg
of course not, i loves Czardas:fluffle: :fluffle:

:eek: thank you:fluffle: i'm here till next thursday
cool, i'll send it over the weekend. its just cos i know how much you enjoyed your last little package :) ;)

but you're not to open it till xmas day of course :P

Really, you're the only one who provides them—us, more accurately—with "reasons". This isn't all blind, weak emotional hate, you know.
well then why don't you enlighten us as to what these reasons are?

cool, i'll send it over the weekend. its just cos i know how much you enjoyed your last little package :) ;)

but you're not to open it till xmas day of course :P
lol, i promise, it'll go straight under the tree:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I've mined the place! Don't come near me! ;)

oh he’s going bright red (yay I made a commie joke :D )

*retreats*

and your getting ready for a Frenchy

well then why don't you enlighten us as to what these reasons are?
It's because of the mod rulings on flaming. And I'm not going to TG you, either.

It's because of the mod rulings on flaming. And I'm not going to TG you, either.
:rolleyes: cause you don't have a proper reason

of course not, i loves Czardas:fluffle: :fluffle:See, that's where you've made your first mistake. You're supposed to worship and revere me.... not love me. Learn to do it properly! :rolleyes:

And the smilies don't help much, either.

:rolleyes: cause you don't have a proper reason
Yes I do. I'm just not going to tell you what it is.

See, that's where you've made your first mistake. You're supposed to worship and revere me.... not love me. Learn to do it properly! :rolleyes:

And the smilies don't help much, either.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yes I do. I'm just not going to tell you what it is.
and until you do tell me i'm just gonna assume you don't

and until you do tell me i'm just gonna assume you don't
You can assume I'm a demoniac prostitute for all I care...

*retreats*

I've mined the place! Don't come near me! ;)

Did he really mine the place?

*takes a tentative step forward*

BOOM!

*dying*

I...I guess he...guess he...did.

Really, you're the only one who provides them—us, more accurately—with "reasons". This isn't all blind, weak emotional hate, you know.
doesn't provide me with any reason to hate her :confused:


whats the deal between you two? :confused:
give it a rest

doesn't provide me with any reason to hate her :confused:


whats the deal between you two? :confused:
give it a rest

I agree its time Czardas accepts his feelings and dates Tink

I agree its time Czardas accepts his feelings and dates Tink
*puts CTP on ignore*

I think TInk won.
We need some bananas so we can celebrate
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif

I think TInk won.
*puts Ifreann on ignore, too*

I think TInk won.
We need some bananas so we can celebrate
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif

oh yeah those bananas rule!

Sending someone nude pictures of this carcass would be the surest way I can think of to make certain I never heard from them again. :headbang:

*puts Ifreann on ignore, too*

Czardas needs some lovin'.

wow i think my brain has just died from reading this post... what drama... what hell.... wow can online comunities get any odder then a lovers spat through the net... i think ill stick with trying to get my people to be supper intelagent and yet rulled by me alone and leave the forums to them selves.

wow i think my brain has just died from reading this post... what drama... what hell.... wow can online comunities get any odder then a lovers spat through the net... i think ill stick with trying to get my people to be supper intelagent and yet rulled by me alone and leave the forums to them selves.

You do that.

you can't view Mobra unless you're a member but Harlsey saw it!
STOP FUCKEN CALLING ME THAT!

It is true though, Czardas said he though TInk was attractive.:D

depends hpw much they're willing to pay
Pocket Lint and a Phillip's Head Screw?

STOP FUCKEN CALLING ME THAT!

It is true though, Czardas said he though TInk was attractive.:D
:( why?

I think TInk won.
We need some bananas so we can celebrate
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif

PICKLES!
http://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gif
http://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gif
http://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gif


why?:(
Because it appears to be a nickname and a screwed up one at that.

It is true though, Czardas said he though TInk was attractive.:D
Prove it...

Prove it...
It is encoded in your sig, just look:
Czardas on NS | Czardas on NSwiki | Czardas's Stats | Quotes about teh Czar! | Introduction for newbies | NS General Sarcazm Master! | Athar forums | Newbie's Guide to NS | Guide to RP Writing | Not gonna happen | Czardas's IC OOC thread | FYI: An Invader's Guide to Czardas

"Life is like an analogy. It seems like a good idea to have one, but the moment you start thinking about it, you realize that it doesn't make any sense." ~H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Tink is hot
Ha, now you've been found out! Andre the Pool cleaning boy is going to be so jealous.
Haven't I done this to you before?

It is encoded in your sig, just look:

Tink is hot
Ha, now you've been found out! Andre the Pool cleaning boy is going to be so jealous.
Haven't I done this to you before?
LOL You online right now?

I probably would

PICKLES!
http://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gif
http://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gif
http://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gif


Because it appears to be a nickname and a screwed up one at that.
well if i'm not allowed to call you by a nickname you're not allowed to call me Tink anymore

well if i'm not allowed to call you by a nickname you're not allowed to call me Tink anymore
Only if it is wrong.

But if you want to play that game fine.
Your name shall be Miss Muck.

Only if it is wrong.

But if you want to play that game fine.
Your name shall be Miss Muck.
that's also a nickname, you have to call me FairyTInkArisen

that's also a nickname, you have to call me FairyTInkArisen
No you said i cant call you Tink, besides i call you TInk as your name is spelled.

I have said this before i don't like the e and s messed up.

But if you are going to be like that you are lucky i chat to you at all.

No you said i cant call you Tink, besides i call you TInk as your name is spelled.

I have said this before i don't like the e and s messed up.

But if you are going to be like that you are lucky i chat to you at all.
I'm not lucky that you chat to me! all you ever do these days is be mean to me! Czardas is being a bad influence on you

I'm not lucky that you chat to me! all you ever do these days is be mean to me! Czardas is being a bad influence on you
You are lucky i chat to you.

You ignored my messages for at least 2 weeks.

Then i have learnt alot of new stuff about you and to be honest it saddens me.

I need to talk to Czardas about you anyways thanks for reminding me.

I'm not lucky that you chat to me! all you ever do these days is be mean to me! Czardas is being a bad influence on you
You are lucky i chat to you.

You ignored my messages for at least 2 weeks.

Then i have learnt alot of new stuff about you and to be honest it saddens me.

I need to talk to Czardas about you anyways thanks for reminding me.

You are lucky i chat to you.

You ignored my messages for at least 2 weeks.

Then i have learnt alot of new stuff about you and to be honest it saddens me.

I need to talk to Czardas about you anyways thanks for reminding me.
what messages?! why are you being so nasty to me?!

what messages?! why are you being so nasty to me?!
All the ones about football!
Some inane ones about Panda's tail's or Hitler dancing......

I'l tell you what from now on i won't be mean to you(vague length of time)

I'm not lucky that you chat to me! all you ever do these days is be mean to me! Czardas is being a bad influence on you

Czardas is a bad influence on us all.

And we like it!

Czardas is a bad influence on us all.

And we like it!
So is your face.

And we Loath it.
We loath it ,like we want to rape you,badly.
Oh can you feel it?
Can you feel how i use my Sandwedge to part your Bunker?

So is your face.

And we Loath it.
We loath it ,like we want to rape you,badly.
Oh can you feel it?
Can you feel how i use my Sandwedge to part your Bunker?

Indeed. It induces much vomiting.

As for the rest? Well, I can only shake my head... heh