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If someone slapped you what would you do?

In the face or on the ass?

What, like, just some random guy out of nowhere slaps me?

I'd be like, "Dude, what's your deal?" Then go from there.

Bust a cap in their asses.

I'd kick em squa in da NUTZ!!!!!!!!!

Obviously, it depends upon whether or not the person who delivered the slap is a gentleman.

I'll just rip that person eyebrows off, and say.

Now you know how I feel.

In the face or on the ass?

neither.

Obviously, it depends upon whether or not the person who delivered the slap is a gentleman.
since when do gentlemen slap?

I second that.

depends on if it was a guy or a girl. if it was a guy, i would slap them back harder than they slapped me. if it was a girl, i would do nothing, because it was prolly from a remark that i had just made...

since when do gentlemen slap?

They slap with their glove in order to initiate a duel. It is usually accompanied by a mild exclamation like: "Have at you, Sir!"

I would like to know what reason the person is slapping me for before I take action. Barring that, find out first. If say for example it is the result of an escalation of face to face hostilities or so on.

I prefer to keep my options open.

They slap with their glove in order to initiate a duel. It is usually accompanied by a mild exclamation like: "Have at you, Sir!"
at which point i blow his bollocks of, at which point he ceases to be a gentleman

at which point i blow his bollocks of, at which point he ceases to be a gentleman

Bollocks Blower? That's not cricket.

depends on if it was a guy or a girl. if it was a guy, i would slap them back harder than they slapped me. if it was a girl, i would do nothing, because it was prolly from a remark that i had just made...
the worrying thing is that girls who really should slap me for some of the things i say and do don't seem to want to do anything to me. it scares me that they don't slap me

They slap with their glove in order to initiate a duel. It is usually accompanied by a mild exclamation like: "Have at you, Sir!"


I would just simply grab my glove, and slap him harder across the face.
And then Declare, "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!"

No response is quite as universal as a groin kick. But I think I need more context for a more accurate description of my likely response.

Bollocks Blower? That's not cricket.
and neither is a duel

I would just simply grab my glove, and slap him harder across the face.
And then Declare, "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!"

You have the makings of a fine gentleman.

Castrate 'em.

I would just simply grab my glove, and slap him harder across the face.
And then Declare, "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!"
and i declare: blunderbusses in ballons

the worrying thing is that girls who really should slap me for some of the things i say and do don't seem to want to do anything to me. it scares me that they don't slap me


Girls like that are often the killers.

Where's the "laugh" option?

Girls like that are often the killers.
yeah, but there aren't that many killers in this city and if there are, i'd be dead right now

Boot to the Head.

Initiate the proletariat revolution.

Hit 'em, most likely.. unless it was a broad, in which case, I'd slap her back and say something Spencer Tracy might say.. 1950's-style.. back in the days when you could slap a woman in the movies without risking a class-action suit against your film studio for a half billion dollars or some nonsense like that.. that was the textbook way of calming down a hysterical broad in those days, which was quite often necessary on the silver screen.. hah. :)

Someone bitch slapped me once, that was 19 years ago, no-one has slapped me (bitch or otherwise) since.

If it was unprovoked, I'd deck the person. I might be a girl, but slapping just pisses me off. Never slapped a person in my life, though I do through a mean punch when I have to!

If it was for something I said, Hell, I'd deck the person (As long as they were over 18 ;) ) people should be able to talk without resorting to hitting each other, but if they're going to start something, I tend to try to finish... been successful so far. *knocks on wood*.

If it's for something I've done, if somehow I did something that really hurt someone else in some way, if it was my fault and I knew it, I'd take it... if I really deserved it.

since when do gentlemen slap?

To redress some grievence, or provoke a fight I would imagine.

If it was unprovoked, I'd deck the person. I might be a girl, but slapping just pisses me off. Never slapped a person in my life, though I do through a mean punch when I have to!

If it was for something I said, Hell, I'd deck the person (As long as they were over 18 ;) ) people should be able to talk without resorting to hitting each other, but if they're going to start something, I tend to try to finish... been successful so far. *knocks on wood*.

If it's for something I've done, if somehow I did something that really hurt someone else in some way, if it was my fault and I knew it, I'd take it... if I really deserved it.


what if it was just a kid, that slapped you...

I've never actually been bitch slapped, but I'd probably slap back even if it was a friend of mine (which means I probably deserved it). But if I did deserve it, I would cuff the back of their head, or slap them on the arm or something. I think a slap to the face is a humiliation sort of thing, and shouldn't be given (or taken) lightly. I've bitch slapped one person in my life, and as much as he deserved it, I still felt bad.

To redress some grievence, or provoke a fight I would imagine.

Sometimes it's the only course left to a gentleman when faced with a scoundrel or rascal. One must initiate combat with the insolent puppy and hope for the best.

To redress some grievence, or provoke a fight I would imagine.
well, if he wants a fight, all he'll get is burn marks

Damn I should had inputed option 5

dropping their drowers down and allowing car passing by
to slap their ass, as they are handcuffed to a pole of some sort.

It really depends on your definition of bitch-slap, I suppose. If they literally picked up a bitch (female dog) and started beating around my head with it, I'd probably die laughing.
Else, they're going down the hard way. Even if that means drop kicking a four year old into a dust bin.

well, if he wants a fight, all he'll get is burn marks

No, no, no.

If it is, indeed a gentleman that has slapped you, then the proper forms must be observed. He must either make compensation for the insult (unlikely) or direct your attention to his appointed friend through whom the correct arrangements can be made; as per the conventions.

Of course, if it's just one of the hoi-polloi, a sound thrashing with a paca wood cane (especially around the eyes, ears and genitals) or a brisk horse-whipping will usually suffice.

Sometimes it's the only course left to a gentleman when faced with a scoundrel or rascal. One must initiate combat with the insolent puppy and hope for the best.

Indeed.

Wise words. And compassionate too.

It really depends on your definition of bitch-slap, I suppose. If they literally picked up a bitch (female dog) and started beating around my head with it, I'd probably die laughing.
Else, they're going down the hard way. Even if that means drop kicking a four year old into a dust bin.

Senor Fiddlebottoms I admire your restraint in such matters, and I believe more drop kicking of toddlers is just wat society needs to curb tis yobbish culture, Just a month or so ao I was ambushed by a motley crew of tiddlypeops dressed as skeletons ghosts witches and pirates (WTF??) demading treats off me... I should have given them a trick and penalty kicked them into the next road, if only I had had your vision.

slap back

So... I'm the only one who picked "Cry like a sissy"?

Of course, if it's just one of the hoi-polloi, a sound thrashing with a paca wood cane (especially around the eyes, ears and genitals) or a brisk horse-whipping will usually suffice.

Is that the delicate teasing of the testicles of stupidity with the telescopic baton of reason I hear in the distance

Senor Fiddlebottoms I admire your restraint in such matters, and I believe more drop kicking of toddlers is just wat society needs to curb tis yobbish culture, Just a month or so ao I was ambushed by a motley crew of tiddlypeops dressed as skeletons ghosts witches and pirates (WTF??) demading treats off me... I should have given them a trick and penalty kicked them into the next road, if only I had had your vision.
So that's what all those costumed youngsters wanted. I just ran to my bedroom and cried myself to sleep.

No, no, no.

If it is, indeed a gentleman that has slapped you, then the proper forms must be observed. He must either make compensation for the insult (unlikely) or direct your attention to his appointed friend through whom the correct arrangements can be made; as per the conventions.

Of course, if it's just one of the hoi-polloi, a sound thrashing with a paca wood cane (especially around the eyes, ears and genitals) or a brisk horse-whipping will usually suffice.


Hear, hear. Well said, sir. I must concur on all points but admit that horse-whipping commoners leaves me a bit squeamish. I usually avoid contact with the underclasses. There is the smell to contend with and well... you don't know where they've been do you? That's why I leave their thrashing to my manservant, Headley. He's quite skilled in that department and seems to relish the opportunity. Well... I'm off to the club now. It is a pleasure to have met such a like-minded gentleman. Good day.

So... I'm the only one who picked "Cry like a sissy"?
you mean you're surprised? ;)
JK
Seriously though, my therapists say i need to handle things better. So of course i THOUGHT about it, but artificial, inflated machismo got the better of me. However, the mental image still lingers.

In the face or on the ass?
...why, turn the other cheek, of course! ;)

Tee hee!

If someone slapped you what would you do?

Hmm... thank him, I guess.

Hmm... thank him, I guess.

You naughty *cyberspank* girl.

You naughty *cyberspank* girl.

Thank you, sir...

Defend my Honour.

So... I'm the only one who picked "Cry like a sissy"?
nope :p

of course it depends who is doing the slapping.
if its a total stranger i should think i'd tell em to fuck off before crying like a sissy... if its someone i know, probably just blub ;)


don't really see the point of slapping back (unless they do it more than once) cos i probably deserved it :P

Oh dear... I sense a "gang-spank" looming.

I think i voted B.

Stupid anonomous polls.:mp5:

Depends on whether or not I deserved it.

Defend my Honour.


My definition of defending my honor.


Option A.:D

quote from Bobby Hill

"Give me back my Purse, I don't know you!!"

step 1. Turn the other cheek
step 2. Pull up my pants

Och, it depends, doesn't it? If my kid slaps me, I'll give her heck, and teach her that hitting is bad. If my husband slapped me...well, it would depend...if I asked him to slap me in the heat of the moment, I'd reward his good behaviour:) If he did it in anger, I'd friggin' leave his sorry ass. If a complete stranger walked up to me and slapped me, I'd fight the impulse to sock them in the jaw, and remove myself from a very strange situation.

I would bludgeon their tender little skull with a sledgehammer.

I would bludgeon their tender little skull with a sledgehammer.
ROACH BUSTERS???? IS THAT YOU?????

depends on if it was a guy or a girl. if it was a guy, i would slap them back harder than they slapped me. if it was a girl, i would do nothing, because it was prolly from a remark that i had just made...
was that comment something along the lines of "would you like to check out my babylon five figurine collection"?

Happened to me before more than once. I went like "what's your deal" first - if someone attacks me now (and hitting me in the face is considered just that) it's total war:

Kick'em in the balls and then lurch straigt for their throat.

Great pain and little air make a wonderful combination - I'll take it from there, maybe a knee in the guts or the face. I fucking hate people who bitchslap or happy-slap others. That's called assault and will not go unpunished.

ROACH BUSTERS???? IS THAT YOU?????

Yup.

And no, I wouldn't really bludgeon them.

I'd probably not do anything except say, "What was that for?"

Boil them in oil.

Them: *bitch slap*
Me: Oh heeeeeeeeeeell no!
Them: Nigga say wha?
*sound of rectum exploding on impact from shoe*
Me: Shut yo mouth! Punk ass bitch...

I'd probably not do anything except say, "What was that for?"
*BS sneeze*

You'd so open a Can of Whoopass

I'd... be confused really. Why is somebody slapping me? Who is this somebody? If I deserved it (which I usually do) then I'd leave it.

It would depend on the sex of the slapper.

If female, I walk away.

If male, I'll give you one.

Just one...

Slap me again, and im gonna kick yer fekkin teeth in.

It would depend on the sex of the slapper.

If female, I walk away.

If male, I'll give you one.

Just one...

Slap me again, and im gonna kick yer fekkin teeth in.
I real man isn't afriad to backhand a woman...;)

I real man isn't afriad to backhand a woman...;)


"Oh Lord, guide this pimp hand, so that it may bless the mouth of this Hoe, and so that she may know her place."
-The Pimps prayer.

depends if I deserved it though

if it was my girlfriend I'd probably just grab her and give her a hug till she calmed down

depends if I deserved it though

if it was my girlfriend I'd probably just grab her and give her a hug till she calmed down
Be sure to halt her inconsequential fists first

"Oh Lord, guide this pimp hand, so that it may bless the mouth of this Hoe, and so that she may know her place."
-The Pimps prayer.Amen, bitch!

A slap hasnt made contact with my face since I was a child, so-I'm not sure what my reaction would be if it connected.
I've been pretty good at stopping/avoiding a few slaps in my adult life-though they were likely all well deserved.

A slap I deserve from a woman? Probably accept it for the sheer thrill of it and what may be to come.

A slap from a man? Either he's much bigger and badder than me and I'll be lucky to get away with just a slap or he's half insane.

I guess I'll have to wait and see.