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What is your ultimate fantasy?

Everything and everything at all accepted.

To get you in my bed...:p

To get you in my bed...:p

Woah!

Going a little too far for a first date, don't you think?

Woah!

Going a little too far for a first date, don't you think?
Can't keep up with me? :p

Go see a Pink Floyd, Helloween, Led Zeppelin, Frank Zappa (I don't care that hes dead), Steve Vai, Black Sabbath, CCR, Yes, Rush, Buckethead, Grateful Dead (WITH Jerry Garcia), ZZ Top, Van Halen, Blue Oyster Cult, and Tally Hall concert, followed by a night of wild sex with my girlfriend.

Can't keep up with me? :p

I would pwn you in gay sex!

I would pwn you in gay sex!
Cool, you're dominant too ;)

I'd pwn BOTH of you in gay sex.

At ONCE.

Oh please, you have your girlfriend! :p

There's two:

1. (more realistic) If Heaven Shall Burn (my favorite band ever) comes to town it would be awesome to be up front and sing with them and get on stage and sign and such, and be recognized by them. I dream of that.

2. (the one I would rather have) Marry the girl who I've known all my life and have never stopped loving.


..... and hell, let's do a third one, become a billionaire. ahaha

Well, after that Fassish hyjack, can we get on to the topic?

I would pwn you in gay sex!
<questions the point of this thread>
i dunno, but it would probably involve many beautiful women, and much alcohol and probably some other drugs

Well, after that Fassish hyjack, can we get on to the topic?
Hah :p You're no fun...

Washing up on a tropical island populated by 1000 beautiful women from all around the world, said island also being the site of a grounded freighter carrying several thousand tonnes worth of beer and liquor. And pot grows in the wild. The main feature on the island is some sort of massive fortress, with laser guns on top. For some reason, my fingerprint opens the fortress. The center of the fortress is a massive library featuring all the music ever recorded and all of the books ever printed in English (with weekly updates being dropped by parachute onto the island), and there are hundreds and hundreds of musical instruments for me to play with. The bands I like make trips to the island to play personal concerts for me in order to gain my favour. And a lifetime supply of food, including a free pizza shop in the south of the island. There's also a reviving tub thingy that ensures I live forever if I use it once a year.

Any questions?

<questions the point of this thread>
i dunno, but it would probably involve many beautiful women, and much alcohol and probably some other drugs

The point of this thread is thast there is no point to this thread, but this thread has a point...

Hah :p You're no fun...
If you want to do that stuff, go to the Harem. (http://s13.invisionfree.com/Athar/index.php?act=idx)

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perfect

I'd pwn BOTH of you in gay sex.

At ONCE.

Wouldn't that take a really bizarre mutation? Kinda like a two-headed snake, but....

ok, I'll just shut up now. :headbang:

Wouldn't that take a really bizarre mutation? Kinda like a two-headed snake, but....

ok, I'll just shut up now. :headbang:
lol, you broke him :D

Perhaps making out with a really cute guy in an ancient temple amidst a frozen winter wonder land. It would be scented with lavender and illuminated with red candles. It would also be littered with rose petals, and have a strange mist all about it, crimson. Then, after making out with him, making love on the temple's altar. :D

lol, you broke him :D

I broke your grandma last night...

*ZING*

my fantasty is to become the Dude from the Big Lebowski...

I broke your grandma lasgt night...

*ZING*
and here we have a necrophiliac with digging practice

See? I pwned Qwystyria at (well, with) gay sex without even getting nekkid first.

Wouldn't that take a really bizarre mutation? Kinda like a two-headed snake, but....

ok, I'll just shut up now. :headbang:
Technically two guys could fellate him at once :p

Europa Maxima, are you a dude or a chick?

Technically two guys could fellate him at once :p


OOH, sounds like fun!

Europa Maxima, are you a dude or a chick?
Does it matter, he's offering sex!

Europa Maxima, are you a dude or a chick?
Umm, I'm a guy. Why?

You know, I intended this to be a semi-serious thread.

Silly me.

Umm, I'm a guy. Why?

Just wondering.

You know, I intended this to be a semi-serious thread.

Silly me.
you expected people to be serious? :eek: on the NS forums? :confused:
silly sausage

You know, I intended this to be a semi-serious thread.

Silly me.

you must not have been thinking clearly...

you must not have been thinking clearly...
Shat Up!

Shat Up!
the fun that we could have with this typing error...

Shat Up!

silly rabbit...

silly rabbit...

Trix are for *kicks ass*

Trix are for *kicks ass*

good thing i have buns of steel...:D

good thing i have buns of steel...:D

I have a foot made of Uranusum!

Me and 10 others getting stranded on an uncharted tropical island with no hope of rescue.

I have a foot made of Uranusum!

dirty

To rule the world with the love of my life by myside, all the time bowing only before one, My Saviour. To be bring peace, prosperity, and hapiness to the world. To ensure no child has to starve, no mother has to watch her die from the common cold, and no father must bury his son from war. I want to make sure that all people are able to worship whom they wish, and that no petty arguing ensued. To have politicians that do not serve big business nor lobbyist, but rather the people. My fantasy is to do all this...

Too bad its just a dream...:(

Me and 10 others getting stranded on an uncharted tropical island with no hope of rescue.
10 of your preferred sex or non preferred sex? do you want a harem or a battle royale?

Y'know how Eve is usually portrayed as having long as hair that parts and covers her boobs?

Something involving that kind of hair on a brunnette, whipped cream, a big-ole picnic blanket and ~4 hours.

To rule the world with the love of my life by myside, all the time bowing only before one, My Saviour. To be bring peace, prosperity, and hapiness to the world. To ensure no child has to starve, no mother has to watch her die from the common cold, and no father must bury his son from war. I want to make sure that all people are able to worship whom they wish, and that no petty arguing ensued. To have politicians that do not serve big business nor lobbyist, but rather the people. My fantasy is to do all this...

Too bad its just a dream...:(
you want to rule the world and have good politicians? how does that work?

dirty

You know it...

(BTW, you are in violation of the Czardian Codes. Your Harem add isn't linked.)

You know it...

(BTW, you are in violation of the Czardian Codes. Your Harem add isn't linked.)

corrected... ;)

You've managed to both intrigue me and make me drool with you tantilizing harem adds, congrats anthar types.

To rule the world with the love of my life by myside, all the time bowing only before one, My Saviour. To be bring peace, prosperity, and hapiness to the world. To ensure no child has to starve, no mother has to watch her die from the common cold, and no father must bury his son from war. I want to make sure that all people are able to worship whom they wish, and that no petty arguing ensued. To have politicians that do not serve big business nor lobbyist, but rather the people. My fantasy is to do all this...

Too bad its just a dream...:(

That is uncannily like my perfect world. You just forgot the Victoria Secret models and a lot of fellatio.

That is uncannily like my perfect world. You just forgot the Victoria Secret models and a lot of fellatio.

Hear hear!

That is uncannily like my perfect world. You just forgot the Victoria Secret models and a lot of fellatio.
Switch Victoria Secrets models with male supermodels, and you have my fantasy :p

my fantasty is to become the Dude from the Big Lebowski...

If you tell me where you live I'll come over, beat the crap out of you and then pee on your rug.

:D

If you tell me where you live I'll come over, beat the crap out of you and then pee on your rug.

:D

that rug really tied the room together did it not? :p

ah yes. the dude abides...

You've managed to both intrigue me and make me drool with you tantilizing harem adds, congrats anthar types.

ATHAR.

You're welcome to join the forums, even if you don't want to move.

I don't think I should tell you my ultimate fantasy. Suffice to say, it involves Gwyneth Paltrow, Jill Hennessy and a half gallon of chicken gravy.

I don't think I should tell you my ultimate fantasy. Suffice to say, it involves Gwyneth Paltrow, Jill Hennessy and a half gallon of chicken gravy.
nice, wouldn't mind some of that

Only a half-gallon?

To evolve into a cat

(before purists tell me I cannot evolve into a cat)

To become a cat.

You people are all so impractical. You either wish for an enormous orgy of drugs & sex, or for the entire world to be perfect. Take a lesson from Hobbes (the tiger, not the philosopher): he wished for a tuna sandwich, & in short order, his wish was fulfilled & he was happy.

My ultimate fantasy is to have a job that I look forward to going to every day, & a wife & children that I look forward to coming home to even more. & just to round it out, we'll have a German Shepherd named Socrates. If I can help someone else out along the way, so much the better.

Ah, who am I kidding? My ultimate fantasy is to be a rock star.

To evolve into a cat

(before purists tell me I cannot evolve into a cat)

To become a cat.

And develop the finest fashion sense known to living beings... yow!!

To evolve into a cat

(before purists tell me I cannot evolve into a cat)

To become a cat.
read heart of a dog by mikhail bulgakov

To evolve into a cat

(before purists tell me I cannot evolve into a cat)

To become a cat.
Hear Hear! :D

And develop the finest fashion sense known to living beings... yow!!

absolutely, I know to you DPM 03 based lightweights and a Burgundy silk shirt don't match, but if you are as colourblind as I am they match my purple mantas all the way.

To spend a week up in the mountains learning how to snowboard from my current crush, who conveniently forgets that he's five years older than I and that I'm not legal yet. Days of being a natural at snowboarding and wowing the pants off of him dotted with nights of curling up in front of a roaring fire which leads to having wild sex in front of it. Then good morning sex, more snowboarding, repeat.

My fantasy involves surround sound, a ring of fire, mirrors and super glue.

My fantasy involves surround sound, a ring of fire, mirrors and super glue.


Kinky, as always.

(You, as well, are in Violation of the Czardian Codes, for you do not have a linked Harem advertisment in your sig.)

wow just noticed both myself and Gauthier ave te same quote in sigs, granted mine is mis-quoted but hey I'm easy (so I am told)

but I have also noticed that there sees to be a flock of Z80 processor H4x0r05 (or should that be 0x0010F000 00 48 34 78 30 72 30 35) are 8-bit proessors a cat ting (I havent touched a z-80 in around 12 years and for one have no desire to go back to hex or even menomic (mnomic(minomonimnec(whatever))) assembler to be honest);

wow just noticed both myself and Gauthier ave te same quote in sigs, granted mine is mis-quoted but hey I'm easy (so I am told)

but I have also noticed that there sees to be a flock of Z80 processor H4x0r05 (or should that be 0x0010F000 00 48 34 78 30 72 30 35) are 8-bit proessors a cat ting (I havent touched a z-80 in around 12 years and for one have no desire to go back to hex or even menomic (mnomic(minomonimnec(whatever))) assembler to be honest);
the question is: who has actually realised what the z80 is, let alone is able to code for the things (i haven't done much assembly outside of basic DLX and know nothing about the z80)

Kinky, as always.

(You, as well, are in Violation of the Czardian Codes, for you do not have a linked Harem advertisment in your sig.)

Um... I don't know how to make a link with the words and the line thingy. :(

Um... I don't know how to make a link with the words and the line thingy. :(

As in you can make a link, but can't get the words that display correct?

Um... I don't know how to make a link with the words and the line thingy. :(

go to the top of the page. click profile. edit signature. click the earth icon wiht the paperclip looking thing. it says insert link. and thats how you do it ;)

As in I can copy a shortcut, but I don't know how to make a shortcut with random words (i.e. Insert Random Words Here!)

Gonna get a little crazy with this one...

My paradise:

A plain room, my house, with eight rooms. One would be the "common" room. Plain. A bed; posters, computer, beanbag chair, fridge, stove, my guitars, hookah, stuff like that. The room has seven sides. Each side has a door that leads into a "foyer" of sorts. Each foyer is another basic home but with a theme, and each has another door leading out into its own world. You will also note that noone can reach me in the common room. It is my quiet place. Nothing ever happens. Whatever is used up in there is replenished by magic. People can only enter this place if I bring them.

One foyer would be a nice apartment, alot like the "common area" and would lead out into this world, in Vancouver BC.

One foyer would be a real trip, and lead out into a sort of hippy paradise where dope is legal and the music is always playing and jazz fusion is in all the clubs and rap doesn't exist.

The next would be a log cabin, on the coast of BC, right out on the rocks and backed by coastal rainforest. Noone else is in this particular world.The animals are unhunted (well, except by me ;) ) so they get really big, the oceans unfished (except by me ;) ) and the trees are true monsters that started growing a few eons ago. Nothing but me, a few rifles, a horse, a canoe and a fishing pole. I'd have a pet wolf too. This is where I could go to do my mountain man thing, and to just admire nature.

The fourth foyer would be a tropical paradise; a pacific gem surrounded by coral reefs and covered in palm trees and full of beautiful women that don't wear much. :D If you're on one of the beaches and there are other people there, carribean steel drum music always plays faintly from nowhere in particular. I would also have a nice sailboat moored here.

Foyer no. 5 is set in the Sonoran Desert in Arizona. The home would be a large structure of adobe. No people and no signs of them, which is a good thing because it would be here that I would have my arsenal and 2000yd shooting range. :sniper: A plethora of small arms, of any make and kind that I wish would be at my disposal, with a neverending supply of ammunition. You will note that the desert is also a very beautiful place, and making noise could get boring fast so I would also want a quality camera and a good set of boots.

Foyer no. 6 takes me to a large house on the African Savanah, again built from adobe. Self explanatory; elephants are sweet, and I have one that will let me ride him. Again I have a cowboy hat, now with crocodile teeth in the band, and a double rifle in .45-110, mostly for show/sweetness.

Foyer no. 7 serves a dual purpose; partly functional, partly recreational. It is a huge laboratory, dedicated to producing whatever useful gadgets I may want and staffed by a team of extremely sexy female scientists in various fields.

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Random stuff... A magical pebble. If I'm underwater and place it under my tongue, it gives off air when I breath in. If I'm on dry land and put it under my tongue, it secretes pure, cold water. If I'm on land and indoors, it secretes the finest chocolate milk. Aw yeah.

$1,000,000,000 US. Self explanatory.

A 1965 ford shelby mustang, dark red.

A tripped out VW van.

A '52 chevy pickup truck.

Beautiful.

Good work!

Getting rape contuinously by a hott ass Asian girl.

then end up not being the father.. when she take's you to the maury show.:D

I deed it!!! Thanks!

I deed it!!! Thanks!

Bold, please.

It is pretty simple really. I would want complete power to make anyone do anything I want with absolutely no ramifications that I don't intend to occur.

Bold, please.

Yes, Master.

Yes, Master.

Shall we retire to the Athar forums for some late night (for me) fun?

*everyone follows*

Let's see...

1. All ass-hattery and bullshit is eliminated from the world (zealotry, evangelism, dumbshits, emo kids, Hot Topic, etcetera).
2. International borders will be eliminated, and people will stop bitching at each other about stupid shit like religion and money.
3. Ozma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozma_%28band%29) will write the planetary anthem.
4. All Japanese women between the ages of 18-22 will report to my home daily.
5. All Japanese women between the ages of 18-22 and that wear glasses will receive complimentary room and board from me for the rest of their lives.
6. Pat Robertson and every other zealous retard will be hanged a la Mussolini.
7. People with an IQ below 90 will not be able to reproduce.
8. Gordon Freeman will return.
9. Anime won't be called "Japanimation" anymore and will be an accepted art form. It will also be free to the masses through at least ten 24-hour TV stations airing it.
10. Jack Thompson will be frozen in a museum for all to laugh and poke at.
11. G4 is eliminated and TechTV is placed back into its rightful position; Leo and Pat will make a triumphant return.

I'm sure I'll think of more later. Rest assured that you'll hear about it.

4. All Japanese women between the ages of 18-22 will report to my home daily.
5. All Japanese women between the ages of 18-22 and that wear glasses will receive complimentary room and board from me for the rest of their lives.


(BeavisButtheadsnigger=true) huhuhuhuhuhuh Yeah like cool japanese Chicks heh heh huh huh,(Butthead=false) CORNHOLIO (beavis=false)

Awww can't I have some, I wanna be a kitty and you know half those Japanese girls are kittys too (well if you believe manga)

My ultimate fantasy is to make a movie side by side with Miranda Otto, with a Love Szene within...

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/mirandaottofull981.jpg

(BeavisButtheadsnigger=true) huhuhuhuhuhuh Yeah like cool japanese Chicks heh heh huh huh,(Butthead=false) CORNHOLIO (beavis=false)

Awww can't I have some, I wanna be a kitty and you know half those Japanese girls are kittys too (well if you believe manga)
Treat them with respect and you shall receive.

As for whether or not any cat girls will be present: my experience with anime/manga leads me to believe there are six types of girls in existence:

1. Those who are studious to the point where they have no time for love.
2. Those who love someone so much they are willing to get them together with someone else.
3. Drunks.
4. Girls so obsessed with martial arts training that they abhor men as "distractions."
5. Foreign girls with large appetites and poor speech comprehension.
6. Anaemic young women who fail college entrance exams consistently because they forget to enter their name.

I thank Mr. Akamatsu for all of my knowledge about young women.

My ultimate fantasy is to make a movie side by side with Miranda Otto, with a Love Szene within...

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/mirandaottofull981.jpg

A big giant X?

...odd.

Let's see...


9. Anime won't be called "Japanimation" anymore and will be an accepted art form. It will also be free to the masses through at least ten 24-hour TV stations airing it.


Japanimation is such a funny word tho... Ass-hattery was a good one too!

I would like to no longer be chemically dependant.

[QUOTE=The Soviet Americas]Treat them with respect and you shall receive.

As for whether or not any cat girls will be present: my experience with anime/manga leads me to believe there are six types of girls in existence:

You missed out those that close their eyes and laugh at everything that is said HAI!! HAHAHAHAH !! and also those which Any tentiular growth or plant like tendril is attacted to like a magnet, you know the ones of which I speak.

Washing up on a tropical island populated by 1000 beautiful women from all around the world, said island also being the site of a grounded freighter carrying several thousand tonnes worth of beer and liquor. And pot grows in the wild. The main feature on the island is some sort of massive fortress, with laser guns on top. For some reason, my fingerprint opens the fortress. The center of the fortress is a massive library featuring all the music ever recorded and all of the books ever printed in English (with weekly updates being dropped by parachute onto the island), and there are hundreds and hundreds of musical instruments for me to play with. The bands I like make trips to the island to play personal concerts for me in order to gain my favour. And a lifetime supply of food, including a free pizza shop in the south of the island. There's also a reviving tub thingy that ensures I live forever if I use it once a year.

Any questions?

ROFL... alot

Hmmm....My ultimate fantasy would be living 2500 years ago and ruling Athens with my queen with whom I would have the most sensual sex ever...and understanding everything about the universe....That about covers it.:D

My ultimate fantasy?

Not to exist. To never have existed. Simply not to be.

I'd have to go with timetravel and the ability/means to change history how I want.
Maybe I'd go and see what would have happened if Napoleon had won Waterloo. Or if William the Conquerer's invasion of England had failed. Or prevent certain people from being born. Meet Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed in person. (Which reminds me I'd have to have a comprehension of all languages or a universal translator or something of the sort). Endless possibilities, really

To be God.

To be God.You want to have to deal with billions of whiny needy people that expect you to give them everything they want? And blame you for everything wrong in their lives?

To be a Red-Tailed Hawk of course.

World Domination

1. To rule pretty much everything/ Global Domination.
2. To record a platinum selling album, and achieving it without compromising any creative or artistic integrity whatsoever.
3. To make the Dahli Llama laugh so hard, milk comes out his nose, thus, possibly ensuring immortality, of sorts.
4. Being a Jedi Master.


Any of these just might happen...

1. own a 120 ft sunseeker yacht, piss off to the south of france/somewhere in the med and live the life for a few weeks while working on my novel(s) (and then selling them for loadsamoney!)

2. to be happy and for life to have some point/meaning again

3. to have sex on shrooms (how awesome would that be :eek: )

edit:
4. to be an awesome guitarist (ah how unlikely :()

5. failing that, being an awesome drum n bass dj... or maybe just a music producer in general would be cool

6. to raise a family damn well (i have vaguely attainable fantasies... yay for lack of ambition ;))

7. (last one) to be either an awesome photographer (art/landscapes/glamour;)) or be a hollywood movie director (ok, so much for lack of ambition :p)

To have Werner Herzog like career where I do small films that fit my fancy and every once in while some gives me a pile of money to do something big, while continuing to do theater and experimental music projects until I've crawled so far up my own ass that I come back out again...

To pilot the biggest stompiest deathmachine I can find (possible choices include an R-Type side scrolling shooter ship, a MASSIVE stompy robot, or one of those huge space station type ships with massive death rays that you blow up on side scrolling shooters after trying five hundred times) and get whatever the hell I want from tribute given to me by the world's governments. Or get a horde of evil cyborg minions to get the same effect.

Other possibilities once I have my implement of death are to hire myself out mercenary style and kick ass from battlefield to battlefield.

Any like-minded people here?

To pilot the biggest stompiest deathmachine I can find (possible choices include an R-Type side scrolling shooter ship, a MASSIVE stompy robot, or one of those huge space station type ships with massive death rays that you blow up on side scrolling shooters after trying five hundred times)
Any like-minded people here?

You sound like you'd enjoy Change Air Blade: http://www.classicgaming.com/shmups/reviews/changeairblade/index.html

being an all powerfull all knowing imortal (or as good as) entity.
having my girlfriend as my equal in this she being my goddess

okay so me and my girlfriend are gods

heaven and hell would be intersting then......

also i'm so smiting people

I mean thats gotta be fun

Thinks of scene with me as god
George dubbya: who will I invade now (sudden appearence of thunderstorm) okay no one, i'll go watch tv *sigh*

I have a question
whats a baby god called?
godlet?
godling?
what

You want to have to deal with billions of whiny needy people that expect you to give them everything they want? And blame you for everything wrong in their lives?
If I was God they'd be no devil.. just me. I'd show them what it means to be God-fearing! They were created for my benefit only and I don't owe them shit! What they going to do about it? Not attend church!? Ha!