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He's giving a speech at the new Dell Computer plant here. I would have gone, but I had to keep the NS General posters in line. ;)

wise choice ;)

Why? Do Dell contribute funds to the Republicans?

Why? Do Dell contribute funds to the Republicans?
That would explain why their computers blow and why everytime my father calls tech support for computers "proudly made in the US" he gets a direct line to Bangalore.

Why? Do Dell contribute funds to the Republicans?

Hopefully :) *wishes had a dell computer*

Well too bad you didn't go ... you could have shook his hand and punched him in the back of the head for me.

Well too bad you didn't go ... you could have shook his hand and punched him in the back of the head for me.

Shame on you! Wanting to punch him in the back of the head...a good ol' kick to the groin would be MUCH better! :D

That would explain why their computers blow and why everytime my father calls tech support for computers "proudly made in the US" he gets a direct line to Bangalore.
Maybe it's the "proudly made in America" thing, then: most of the IT manufacturers are having stuff assembled out east these days, aren't they?

keruvalia: or heckled him. I don't think he responds well to being heckled.

Shame on you! Wanting to punch him in the back of the head...a good ol' kick to the groin would be MUCH better! :D
No, a punch to the head would probably knock him out cold. With that thick skull, though, it's hard to tell...

Shame on you! Wanting to punch him in the back of the head...a good ol' kick to the groin would be MUCH better! :D
Not true. He's already passed on his genes. Destroying his ability to reproduce is no longer necessary. A swift punch to the head might, however, render him too braindamaged to continue running the country (into the ground)

Not true. He's already passed on his genes. Destroying his ability to reproduce is no longer necessary. A swift punch to the head might, however, render him too braindamaged to continue running the country (into the ground)

How could he possibly be more braindamaged than he is now!? :confused:

Why? Do Dell contribute funds to the Republicans?

If I remember right Michel Dell is a big time republican.....

Not true. He's already passed on his genes. Destroying his ability to reproduce is no longer necessary. A swift punch to the head might, however, render him too braindamaged to continue running the country (into the ground)
Surely you'd need to kick him in the arse rather than punch him in the head to cause brain damage, though?

That would explain why their computers blow and why everytime my father calls tech support for computers "proudly made in the US" he gets a direct line to Bangalore.

Meh that's getting to be the way for everybody.

At least Dell returned the support for corporations back to the US.

They aren't so bad.

One of my users called for support on his DSL and he had to explain what DSL was to the support person. :eek:

How could he possibly be more braindamaged than he is now!? :confused:
He can still walk and talk, can't he?

If I remember right Michel Dell is a big time republican.....
I see. Thanks.
I always assume most of the right leaning IT entrepreneurs are going to be libertarians for some reason: just look at Mitch Kapor and that twit who used to be in the Grateful Dead...

He's giving a speech at the new Dell Computer plant here. I would have gone, but I had to keep the NS General posters in line. ;)
My condolences. It's probably just as well, though--I'd imagine traffic is a bitch when he's in town.

Surely you'd need to kick him in the arse rather than punch him in the head to cause brain damage, though?:D

He's giving a speech at the new Dell Computer plant here. I would have gone, but I had to keep the NS General posters in line. ;)

Let's see. Go listen to the shrub or get my teeth drilled without novacane?

I will take the drilling Bob!

Surely you'd need to kick him in the arse rather than punch him in the head to cause brain damage, though?

In order to be brain damaged, you have to have a brain.

Besides, I want him to continue in office. I do not want President Dick Cheney for even a day.

My condolences. It's probably just as well, though--I'd imagine traffic is a bitch when he's in town.

No doubt. When Poppy Bush came here, the bastard had 1/2 of the city tied up so he could drive to the airport. It took 3 hours to drive 20 minutes......

Let's see. Go listen to the shrub or get my teeth drilled without novacane?

I will take the drilling Bob!

No, it's more like: "Let's see. Go listen to the shrub or get a hemorrhoidectomy without anesthesia?

Better get the scalpel, Doc!" :D

Actually I seem to recall that Dell did contribute funds to the Republicans. Not certain about this though and don't feel like looking it up. But I doubt that is the reason. Polititions often go to workplaces to campaign. I don't remember which, but Kerry or Bush went to campaign at my father's plant during the election. They do so to look like the are conecting with the workers and that they care about the workers.

Well too bad you didn't go ... you could have shook his hand and punched him in the back of the head for me.
...DONKEY punched....
Seriously though, your town got a whole lot more septic.

No, it's more like: "Let's see. Go listen to the shrub or get a hemorrhoidectomy without anesthesia?

Better get the scalpel, Doc!" :D
Maybe it isn't a scalpel, it's that vicious, citizenry-dissecting tongue that so many of those f*cking neocons wield so often ...
and maybe Cheney's perma-half-sneer is from chewing-hemorrhoidectomies. Keeping a keen taste of prey.
:eek:

He can still walk and talk, can't he?

Well, he can walk. And his mouth can make noises that, when individually isolated, appear to be words. Most of the time. But when you try to string them together...

I would have gone to see him. I put George Bush in that small elite group of people that, if I should ever see in public, I feel a moral obligation to scream obscenities at until I am restrained.

He joins the ranks of people like O.J. Simpson, Bill O'Reilly and Joan Rivers.

He's giving a speech at the new Dell Computer plant here. I would have gone, but I had to keep the NS General posters in line. ;)
What the HELL ARE YOU DOING! You can end it RIGHT NOW!!! Get out your hunting rifle and FRAG THE BASTARD!!!:sniper:

What the HELL ARE YOU DOING! You can end it RIGHT NOW!!! Get out your hunting rifle and FRAG THE BASTARD!!!:sniper:
P.S. We are talking about George W. Bush Junior?

I would have gone to see him. I put George Bush in that small elite group of people that, if I should ever see in public, I feel a moral obligation to scream obscenities at until I am restrained.

He joins the ranks of people like O.J. Simpson, Bill O'Reilly and Joan Rivers.

Why O.J.? He didn't do anything. Completely innocent ;)

I would have gone to see him. I put George Bush in that small elite group of people that, if I should ever see in public, I feel a moral obligation to scream obscenities at until I am restrained.

He joins the ranks of people like O.J. Simpson, Bill O'Reilly and Joan Rivers.
Which is why his handlers would make sure that you were nowhere near the place where he was giving his "speech."

Which is why his handlers would make sure that you were nowhere near the place where he was giving his "speech."
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd be fetted out early in the process. Though the chance of him coming to Santa Cruz is pretty slim, so...

If you ever get the chance, throw a bunch of gladioli at him. He'd be absolutey buggered!!!

The computers in that factory are doomed ... Bush has just infected them some virus.

In order to be brain damaged, you have to have a brain.

Besides, I want him to continue in office. I do not want President Dick Cheney for even a day.
That's a good point. It seems as though Cheney gets more evil by the day.

That's a good point. It seems as though Cheney gets more evil by the day.

So Bush is just a mechanical puppet controlled by Cheney's telepathic powers?