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Why can't American Christians be more like German Christians?

Drunk commies deleted
05-12-2005, 17:26
Some German youths have produced a biblical callendar that will feature nude scenes from biblical stories. They include a topless Delilah cutting Samson's hair, a nude Eve offering Adam a piece of friut, and a prostitute mentioned in both the old and new testaments wearing garterbelt and stockings.

Gimme that old time religion!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10297248/
Sucker Punch
05-12-2005, 17:29
Umm... Because they're American, not German..?

Differing cultural backgrounds, differing history, differing cultural assumptions... Duh.
Dehny
05-12-2005, 17:31
Umm... Because they're American, not German..?

Differing cultural backgrounds, differing history, differing cultural assumptions... Duh.


makes me laugh america has a more liberal tradition than Germany , yet they can hack nudity near religion and america cant
Sucker Punch
05-12-2005, 17:32
*shrug*

Hey, I didn't say it made sense... Just that it is different.

:p
Anarchic Christians
05-12-2005, 17:33
Germany is very liberal on nudity and stuff like that. Not so hot on the whole 'free speech' deal though.
Agaia
05-12-2005, 17:41
Germany is very liberal on nudity and stuff like that. Not so hot on the whole 'free speech' deal though.

I've been living there for 6 months now, and I can't say I've noticed much restriction on free speech (and I'm in Bavaria, which is even more conservative than the rest of Germany, apparantly). Understandably, there's an all-out ban on the Swastika and other Nazi related insignia/paraphanelia. I think that's a good thing though - it hasn't stopped far-right views, but at least we don't see f*cks walking down the street with Swastikas tattoed on their foreheads.
German Nightmare
05-12-2005, 17:48
Yay! And looking at nude chicks doesn't diminish my faith at all :D
Utracia
05-12-2005, 17:53
“Anyway, it doesn’t say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude.”

Where did this come from? I don't have exact scripture but this is false.
Laerod
05-12-2005, 17:54
“Anyway, it doesn’t say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude.”

Where did this come from? I don't have exact scripture but this is false.It's not forbidden, but Adam and Eve covered themselves in shame once they ate from the fruit.
Drunk commies deleted
05-12-2005, 17:56
“Anyway, it doesn’t say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude.”

Where did this come from? I don't have exact scripture but this is false.
Unless you're a rabbi I don't remember any restrictions about being seen nude.
Dorstfeld
05-12-2005, 18:04
It's been said that whenever three Americans meet, they found a new church.

One more fundamentalist than the other, one might add, cynically.

European Christians seem to be more relaxed about creation and evolution. They don't see it as a problem at all. It says in the Bible, that for Him, 1000 years are like one day, so whether it took Him seven days to make the universe or 20 billion years doesn't make much of a difference. Unlike us, he transcends space and time. He's not subject to either, because He made both of them. Seven days, 20 billion years, so what?

Evolution is Creation in progress. Problem solved.

Unless you take the myths of a 1200 BC loose confederacy of nomadic tribes literally, that is.
German Nightmare
05-12-2005, 18:37
(...)
Unless you take the myths of a 1200 BC loose confederacy of nomadic tribes literally, that is.
Yup to the above and "But only when they're naked" for the quote :D
Cabra West
05-12-2005, 20:46
Some German youths have produced a biblical callendar that will feature nude scenes from biblical stories. They include a topless Delilah cutting Samson's hair, a nude Eve offering Adam a piece of friut, and a prostitute mentioned in both the old and new testaments wearing garterbelt and stockings.

Gimme that old time religion!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10297248/

What? No pics, no examples? Booooooring
Avertide
05-12-2005, 20:53
Obviously you don't grasp one of the key differences between the U.S. and Europe.

U.S. no problem with massive amounts of violence and gore, but one hint of sexuality, and BAMPH it's like "OH SNAP"

Whereas in Europe Nudity's on TV when like, little kids are watching it, but there's apparently all kinds of provisos against violence in media.
Avertide
05-12-2005, 20:56
No, no, no. It's whenever you have any two protestants in a room together, you'll have at least three opinions.
Argesia
05-12-2005, 20:58
a topless Delilah cutting Samson's hair
And why does she have to be topless?
The Bible doesn not say that they were lovers, it says that Delilah annoyed to until he told her.
That's just contrived.
Drunk commies deleted
05-12-2005, 21:01
And why does she have to be topless?
The Bible doesn not say that they were lovers, it says that Delilah annoyed to until he told her.
That's just contrived.
When you see a topless girl don't ask why. You should just be thankfull that she's topless. You should also tuck a dollar into her G-string. It's just good manners.
Liskeinland
05-12-2005, 21:48
Some German youths have produced a biblical callendar that will feature nude scenes from biblical stories. They include a topless Delilah cutting Samson's hair, a nude Eve offering Adam a piece of friut, and a prostitute mentioned in both the old and new testaments wearing garterbelt and stockings.

Gimme that old time religion!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10297248/ That's fine by me, as long as they have all the incest, rape, cannibalism, murder and nukage-with-burning-sulphur that's in the Bible. I want one with all of those.:D
Drunk commies deleted
05-12-2005, 22:15
That's fine by me, as long as they have all the incest, rape, cannibalism, murder and nukage-with-burning-sulphur that's in the Bible. I want one with all of those.:D
Most people dont' find that sexy.
Fass
05-12-2005, 22:29
Pfft! We had Jesus depicted as an HIV infected homosexual (http://www.ohlson.se/u_ecce.htm) held in pietà, subsequently crucified by skinheads, after having been baptised in full frontal nudity by an equally nude gay John the Baptist in our national church, the whole shebang blessed by the arch bishop some time in 1997-1998.

So, yeah, I'm accustomed to a standard that the Germans don't seem to be able to hold a candle to. ;)
Liskeinland
05-12-2005, 22:32
Most people dont' find that sexy. I almost forgot the almost 1950s English boarding-school proportions of homosexual rape.:D