NationStates Jolt Archive


Pack of vicious squirrels kill dog!

UpwardThrust
05-12-2005, 16:45
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Wow that dog picked on the wrong squirrels!
Megaloria
05-12-2005, 16:48
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Wow that dog picked on the wrong squirrels!

Nature is so cool.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-12-2005, 16:49
THIS IS IT! The Beginning of the Squirrel Revolution!!! :eek:
UpwardThrust
05-12-2005, 16:54
Nature is so cool.
Yeah ... some of thoes little yippy beasts who's owners do not bother to train them out of it really deserve it sometimes
Megaloria
05-12-2005, 16:56
THIS IS IT! The Beginning of the Squirrel Revolution!!! :eek:

Lucio Por Macademia!

(Fight for nuts)
Eutrusca
05-12-2005, 16:57
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Wow that dog picked on the wrong squirrels!
Kewl! We should consider hiring them to take over Iraq after the US forces leave. Just think about it: they're small, move fast, are difficult to hit, and will work for peanuts. They would be a lot less expensive than those Predator drones!

Trained attack killer squirrels! :D
Ancient Valyria
05-12-2005, 17:06
For Pablooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Camel Eaters
05-12-2005, 17:12
Hehe. Good times. Oh yeah!
Valdania
05-12-2005, 17:13
Look at the hard Russian squirrel, with black fur and everything.......grrrr


Much more dangerous than our cute native red; although not too many of them left these days.
Sucker Punch
05-12-2005, 17:17
In America, people give squirrels nuts... In Russia, Squirrels take your nuts!

In Russia, everything is bigger, better, and stronger...
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Ekland
05-12-2005, 18:01
That is the single coolest thing I have read all week. Fuckin' awesome! :D
UpwardThrust
05-12-2005, 18:15
In America, people give squirrels nuts... In Russia, Squirrels take your nuts!

In Russia, everything is bigger, better, and stronger...
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*groans* horrible :p :fluffle:
Sucker Punch
05-12-2005, 18:21
*groans* horrible :p :fluffle:
Hey... I coulda gone for an even lower tone...
:p

;)
Carnivorous Lickers
05-12-2005, 18:47
squirrels are a nuisance in my neigborhood. They chew everything and apparently cause power outages too, from destruction to electrical lines around here.
I kill about two per week on average with a short length of 2X4.
Zilam
05-12-2005, 19:21
Not only are they killing dogs...But they are freaking jedis too!

see:
http://www.eckernet.com/images/theforce.jpg

when will this madness end?!?!?!
Anarchic Conceptions
05-12-2005, 19:40
I think it is clear what we need to do:

http://www.antisquirrel.com/
Letila
05-12-2005, 20:31
Damn, I'll think twice before getting too close to a squirrel now.
Zilam
05-12-2005, 20:44
I think it is clear what we need to do:

http://www.antisquirrel.com/


I wonder...We could form Squirrel death squads....Put them in camps without food and make them ...We'll name our elite Squirel Killers..the SS...yes SS(squirrel slayers)....It will be our final solution to this..this... Rodent Infestation....And when PETA comes through to see what we are doing...We kill them too..then we burn the evidence...Such an original plan...:rolleyes:
Skinny87
05-12-2005, 20:54
Comrades!

The Squirrel Revolution has begun! All hail the bushy-tailed ones!

I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords, and can help them track down rebels who refuse to accept their nutty rule.
Safalra
05-12-2005, 21:04
I think it is clear what we need to do:

http://www.antisquirrel.com/
Just 'cause grey squirrels are evil doens't mean all squirrels are. Red squirrels are nice, but in Britain they're being killed off by the evil grey squirrels.
Tactical Grace
05-12-2005, 21:10
You notice how the squirrel in the article photo is black? :rolleyes:

The corporate media, always pushing the same old stereotypes. :rolleyes:
North Fenris
05-12-2005, 21:25
my sides hurt from laughing. and the picture of the jedi squirrels, priceless.
Kossackja
05-12-2005, 21:36
there was a similar story on birdeating killermice this summerKiller mice are driving island's rare birds to extinction
By Michael McCarthy, Environment Editor
Jul 25, 2005, 10:27

A natural history horror story is unfolding in the South Atlantic, on a remote British island that is one of the world's most important seabird breeding colonies.

More than a million albatross, shearwater and petrel chicks, some goose-sized and weighing more than 20lbs, are being eaten alive every year - by mice.http://www.ezilon.com/information/article_7046.shtml

there was even a video about how the mice eat a bird alive on the web, but i am too lazy to look for it.
Safalra
05-12-2005, 21:40
there was even a video about how the mice eat a bird alive on the web
Live bird-eating mice? These fetish sites are getting stranger.
Sock Puppetry
06-12-2005, 17:09
...birdeating killermice...

Band name!

:D
Anarchic Conceptions
06-12-2005, 18:41
there was a similar story on birdeating killermice this summerhttp://www.ezilon.com/information/article_7046.shtml

there was even a video about how the mice eat a bird alive on the web, but i am too lazy to look for it.

Not a patch on the South London Squirrels who are addicted to crack.

http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0400lambeth/tm_objectid=16217629&method=full&siteid=50100&headline=squirrels-on-crack-name_page.html