NationStates Jolt Archive


Nationstates Haiku

Saint Curie
04-12-2005, 23:42
Okay, any bad poets out there, this thread is for 5/7/5 renditions of your favorite (or least favorite) Nationstates cliches...

Creation versus
Science of Evolution
Lets all get angry!

American wars
Iraq or Hiroshima
Lots of gun smileys!

Gawd in Government
Lots of links from ministries
Falwell's opinion

Post in threads you hate
Write "how stupid and pointless",
Longest post in thread.
The Tribes Of Longton
05-12-2005, 00:01
This thread has been done
A very long time ago
Just like all the threads.
Heron-Marked Warriors
05-12-2005, 00:05
This thread has been done
A very long time ago
Just like all the threads.

I'm pretty sure that's not 575
[NS]The-Republic
05-12-2005, 00:09
I'm pretty sure that's not 575
What are you smoking?
By my count it is correct
Well done Mr. Tribes
Pure Metal
05-12-2005, 00:11
you are very wrong
i am always correct and
i'm not listening
Saint Curie
05-12-2005, 00:12
Yep, Longton's count's right
Too bad Haiku has been done
I can't do sonnets
Heron-Marked Warriors
05-12-2005, 00:19
The-Republic']What are you smoking?
By my count it is correct
Well done Mr. Tribes

I make "thread" two syllables. Could be wrong however. Syllables fucking suck, at least I say so
The Tribes Of Longton
05-12-2005, 00:42
I make "thread" two syllables. Could be wrong however. Syllables fucking suck, at least I say so
How? The word isn't th-read, it's thread.
Saint Curie
05-12-2005, 00:43
How? The word isn't th-read, it's thread.

Maybe Heron's from
Some place where its said "thur-ed"
Here, bitch is bee-yotch.
The Tribes Of Longton
05-12-2005, 00:45
I know where he's from.
It's the same place I come from;
En-ger-land for life!
Heron-Marked Warriors
05-12-2005, 00:50
I know where he's from.
It's the same place I come from;
En-ger-land for life!

**nods**

**waves flag**
Pure Metal
05-12-2005, 00:51
shut up all of you
haikus are gay, really gay,
kind of just like fass

(:D)
Saint Curie
05-12-2005, 00:52
Well, I must defer,
Americans speak English
English, THE English
The Tribes Of Longton
05-12-2005, 01:16
shut up all of you
haikus are gay, really gay,
kind of just like fass

(:D)
Hang on a minute;
Fass is gay in a good way -
Haiku's must be good!
Pure Metal
05-12-2005, 01:25
Hang on a minute;
Fass is gay in a good way -
Haiku's must be good!
don't get me wrong, mate
i like fass - he's really cool
i was writing shit.
Super-power
05-12-2005, 01:26
The Myrth poll option
We all answer it as joke
But it has got old
The Tribes Of Longton
05-12-2005, 01:27
don't get me wrong, mate
i like fass - he's really cool
i was writing shit.
I so want to type
"As usual then" but no,
I'll refrain from flame!
Pure Metal
05-12-2005, 01:31
I so want to type
"As usual then" but no,
I'll refrain from flame!
*shakes fist* you bastard
where's a mod when you need one?
*runs away crying*

;)
Vegas-Rex
05-12-2005, 01:45
The Myrth poll option
We all answer it as joke
But it has got old

I wasn't around
When Myrth ruled the forum lands
But I still like it.
Saint Curie
05-12-2005, 01:48
If, Buddha forbid,
the mods had to intervene,
would they use haiku?
Velkya
05-12-2005, 01:56
I don't know, maybe
Maybe they'll write a sonnet
About banning them
PasturePastry
05-12-2005, 02:18
defenestration -
good for eliminating
superfluous threads