I found the Devil.
Harlesburg
04-12-2005, 08:05
Miroslav Satan of The New York Islanders!
Seriously everyone has always joked about his name.
But look at the facts.
1)His last name is Satan
2)He leads the Islanders with Goals with the scary number of 13
3)His Allocated player number for Yahoo Fantasy Hockey is 666 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666)
4)He has a somewhat Devilish Goatie Beard (http://msn.foxsports.com/id/74419_5_1.jpeg)
5)He used to play for Buffalo Sabres whose Buffalo Head Emblem looks quite like a beefed up Devil Goat (http://members.aol.com/YBwallpapers/Hockey/SatanWP.jpg)
6)He has a Mono
7)He wears 81; when 81 is combined from its respective numbers of 8 and 1 you get 9, when 9 is flipped it is a 6 and 3 6's is 666.:eek:
8)He plays in New York
Miroslav Satan (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666)
The Riemann Hypothesis
04-12-2005, 08:09
3)His Allocated player number for Yahoo Fantasy Hockey is 666 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666)
That is pretty interesting.... Do you think they did that on purpose? Some computer geek thinking its funny that Satan would be #666..... :p
Secluded Islands
04-12-2005, 08:13
no the devil is female. (see the movie bedazzled)
Sick Nightmares
04-12-2005, 08:13
He looks like too much of a pussy to be THE Satan. Satan is way bigger than that!
http://happydude.8m.com/satan.gif
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
04-12-2005, 08:15
Has Satan been missing long? I haven't seen his face on any milk cartons recently.
Harlesburg
04-12-2005, 08:16
He looks like too much of a pussy to be THE Satan. Satan is way bigger than that!
http://happydude.8m.com/satan.gif
Forbidden link.
What about this for evidence... (http://www3.mdr.de/scripts/eu-erweiterung/output/content_laender.cfm?land=73&p_id=305)
You cannot hide behind that, look at the writting it is obviously Dark and Demonic
look at his eyes here (http://www3.mdr.de/scripts/eu-erweiterung/upload/MiroslavSatan_dpa.jpg)
Secluded Islands
04-12-2005, 08:17
Has Satan been missing long? I haven't seen his face on any milk cartons recently.
they dont want it going public. might cause a panic...
Harlesburg
04-12-2005, 08:17
Has Satan been missing long? I haven't seen his face on any milk cartons recently.
He got on the score sheet vs Philidelphia for the first time in 4 games and has only had 10 shots on Goal.
Cannot think of a name
04-12-2005, 08:18
I was a projectionist when this dude started in the NHL and at the time wearing jerseys was all the rage. I almost bought a Satan jersey becuase we rented the theater to a church group on Sunday and they would snear at me when I came in early and they where at my desk counting thier ransom money (give us money our you go to hell...). They also threw out our lamp shade that served an important light reducing function in a projection booth, but was also hand made by one of the other projectionists. It was nondiscript, but apparently since it was black and red it was evil or something. I was pissed and thought I'd wear that jersey every Sunday. The other projectionists where hockey fans who would give me enough trivia to pose as a fan.
Harlesburg
04-12-2005, 08:20
That is pretty interesting.... Do you think they did that on purpose? Some computer geek thinking its funny that Satan would be #666..... :p
Geeks only could account for that but 13 Goals and leading NYI in Goals.
Sick Nightmares
04-12-2005, 08:22
Forbidden link.
What about this for evidence... (http://www3.mdr.de/scripts/eu-erweiterung/output/content_laender.cfm?land=73&p_id=305)
You cannot hide behind that, look at the writting it is obviously Dark and Demonic
look at his eyes here (http://www3.mdr.de/scripts/eu-erweiterung/upload/MiroslavSatan_dpa.jpg)
HUH? Like I said, the dude looks like a pussy. The image of Satan would inspire fear and panic, not a snicker.;)
Gauthier
04-12-2005, 08:24
I guess Satan couldn't wait until Hell froze over.
Harlesburg
04-12-2005, 08:25
HUH? Like I said, the dude looks like a pussy. The image of Satan would inspire fear and panic, not a snicker.;)
The link says oh crap it works now....WTF?
He has taken a less impossing form but he hasnt given up his personality.
Molesting Opponents (http://imgs.pravda.sk/sk_hms2004/A040424_P06_SATAN_VARLAMOV_1M.JPG)
Harlesburg
04-12-2005, 08:42
C J. Sakic (Col - C)
C M. Modano (Dal - C)
LW S. Gagne (Phi - LW)
LW L. Nagy (Pho - LW)
RW J. Lehtinen (Dal - LW,RW)
RW M. St. Louis (TB - RW)
W M. Samuelsson (Det - RW)
W R. Fedotenko (TB - LW,RW)
F J. Nieuwendyk (Fla - C)
D B. McCabe (Tor - D)
D L. Visnovsky (LA - D)
D K. Johnsson (Phi - D)
D P. Kubina (TB - D)
Util H. Zetterberg (Det - LW)
BN M. Satan (NYI - RW)
BN B. Guerin (Dal - RW)
BN M. Leclerc (Pho - LW)
BN L. Robitaille (LA - LW)
Goaltenders
G E. Belfour (Tor - G)
G M. Kiprusoff (Cgy - G)
G J. Giguere (Anh - G)
it ain't half bad but i need more Defenders as can be seen by my bench.
Satan is underlined as i want to get rid of him for a defender.
no the devil is female. (see the movie bedazzled)
bad movie. hot elizabeth hurley.
Harlesburg
04-12-2005, 10:31
bad movie. hot elizabeth hurley.
Good Movie Hot Elizabeth Hurley
North Koster
04-12-2005, 11:54
Miroslav's last name is actually spelled Šatan in his native language Slovakian. It is pronounced more like "Shatan". Hence, this hockey player cannot be the real devil :p
Biotopia
04-12-2005, 12:26
Satan Shatan as we like to say
no the devil is female. (see the movie bedazzled)
the devil is female, or females are devils.... think about it.....;)
Keruvalia
04-12-2005, 20:02
Somebody missed the memo that the number of the beast is 616, not 666.
Miroslav's last name is actually spelled Ε atan in his native language Slovakian. It is pronounced more like "Shatan". Hence, this hockey player cannot be the real devil :p
But "Satan" comes from the word "Shaitan", the arabic word for devil...
Secluded Islands
04-12-2005, 20:27
the devil is female, or females are devils.... think about it.....;)
females are devils, and satan is the queen...
Secluded Islands
04-12-2005, 20:28
But "Satan" comes from the word "Shaitan", the arabic word for devil...
the hebrew for satan is HaSatan...
C J. Sakic (Col - C)
C M. Modano (Dal - C)
LW S. Gagne (Phi - LW)
LW L. Nagy (Pho - LW)
RW J. Lehtinen (Dal - LW,RW)
RW M. St. Louis (TB - RW)
W M. Samuelsson (Det - RW)
W R. Fedotenko (TB - LW,RW)
F J. Nieuwendyk (Fla - C)
D B. McCabe (Tor - D)
D L. Visnovsky (LA - D)
D K. Johnsson (Phi - D)
D P. Kubina (TB - D)
Util H. Zetterberg (Det - LW)
BN M. Satan (NYI - RW)
BN B. Guerin (Dal - RW)
BN M. Leclerc (Pho - LW)
BN L. Robitaille (LA - LW)
Goaltenders
G E. Belfour (Tor - G)
G M. Kiprusoff (Cgy - G)
G J. Giguere (Anh - G)
it ain't half bad but i need more Defenders as can be seen by my bench.
Satan is underlined as i want to get rid of him for a defender.
Not bad, why Leclerc though? Pair Satan and Fedotenko and trade for a quality D-man.
Harlesburg
05-12-2005, 10:32
Not bad, why Leclerc though? Pair Satan and Fedotenko and trade for a quality D-man.
Le Clerc is coming right.
I want some more D men definatly.
Satan is top Goal scorer for NYI but is in the middle of the bunch for over all Goal Scorers.
McCabe is a real cash cow.]
Guerin,Visnovsky,Gagne and Satan arn't producing and The Eagle is now on a cold Streak droping the last 2 games and allowing 8 or 9 goals.
DrunkenDove
05-12-2005, 11:48
He does look somewhat satan-ish.
Harlesburg
05-12-2005, 11:49
Dec 4 Nagy notched the second hat trick of his NHL career, finding the net three times in Saturday's victory over the Carolina Hurricanes. The Coyotes' forward, who had the game winner, added two assists in the contest as well.
Advice: For the season, Nagy has 11 goals and 18 assists in 26 games.
Fedotenko has been quite and i have moved LeClerc to the bench with Guerin,Robitaille and Satan.
Koliphornia
05-12-2005, 20:02
More proof- what do you suppose his position is?
Right wing!!! ;)
Drunk commies deleted
05-12-2005, 20:03
Miroslav Satan of The New York Islanders!
Seriously everyone has always joked about his name.
But look at the facts.
1)His last name is Satan
2)He leads the Islanders with Goals with the scary number of 13
3)His Allocated player number for Yahoo Fantasy Hockey is 666 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666)
4)He has a somewhat Devilish Goatie Beard (http://msn.foxsports.com/id/74419_5_1.jpeg)
5)He used to play for Buffalo Sabres whose Buffalo Head Emblem looks quite like a beefed up Devil Goat (http://members.aol.com/YBwallpapers/Hockey/SatanWP.jpg)
6)He has a Mono
7)He wears 81; when 81 is combined from its respective numbers of 8 and 1 you get 9, when 9 is flipped it is a 6 and 3 6's is 666.:eek:
8)He plays in New York
Miroslav Satan (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666)
Until he plays for the Devils I don't buy it.
Sdaeriji
05-12-2005, 20:14
That is pretty interesting.... Do you think they did that on purpose? Some computer geek thinking its funny that Satan would be #666..... :p
Yes, it is done on purpose to be funny.
And the theory doesn't really work out when there's a team in the league called the Devils that he could easily be playing for.
Harlesburg
06-12-2005, 05:52
Yes, it is done on purpose to be funny.
And the theory doesn't really work out when there's a team in the league called the Devils that he could easily be playing for.
SILENCE!!!!
I already said he was playing in New York.
If The Devils moved to New Jersey Devils moved to New York it would work perfectly.
*shifty eyes*