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Well, what (if anything) are you wearing?

I'm wearing a pair of Basketball shorts. Thats it.

*fondles man-nipples*

P.J.s

Pink top, fleece bottoms that are green with candy canes on them.

(pink candy canes)


oh and new socks with the little treads on the bottom (I love new socks)

Jeans and a top.

gym shorts and a muscle shirt. *flexes muscles for teh girls*

Gucci,

That is all you need to know.

P.J.s

Pink top, fleece bottoms that are green with candy canes on them.

(pink candy canes)


oh and new socks with the little treads on the bottom (I love new socks)

That's pretty hot.

(don't let you husband see this post :D )

Black jeans, blue sweater, high-heel boots and a small grey-kitten lap warmer, who is purring. (My husband has the small orange-kitten lap warmer or I'd probably have both.)

Awwwww...

Just jeans and undies :p

Just jeans and undies :p

What type of undies?

Board Shorts and a red T-Shirt.
That is all.

What type of undies?
Wouldn't you like to know :p ...hmm ...boxers ;)

Blue jeans and a t-shirt. No socks or shoes.

Board Shorts and a red T-Shirt.
That is all.

what the heck are board shorts?

Am I the only person here who wears Gucci?:(

Blue jeans and a t-shirt. No socks or shoes.
No underwear?

Figures...

Am I the only person here who wears Gucci?:(
No ;)

what the heck are board shorts?

Arn't they those really long shorts?

what the heck are board shorts?
You know, long bathing shorts people wear when they go surfing. They are national uniform in Queensland.

Kinda like this:
http://www.shore.co.uk/isroot/newShore/ProductImages/9/medium/JMBS054a.jpg

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You know, long bathing shorts people wear when they go surfing. They are national uniform in Queensland.

Kinda like this:
http://www.shore.co.uk/isroot/newShore/ProductImages/9/medium/JMBS054a.jpg
I wear those sometimes...used to wear them a lot in South Africa...the guy in them seems hot :p

...the guy in them seems hot :p
He could be a freak for all I know...I just entered "board shorts" into a google image search.

You know, long bathing shorts people wear when they go surfing. They are national uniform in Queensland.

Kinda like this:
http://www.shore.co.uk/isroot/newShore/ProductImages/9/medium/JMBS054a.jpg

ohh i c

i actually have a pair, didnt know they were called that. i just call them shorts...

ohh i c

i actually have a pair, didnt know they were called that. i just call them shorts...

Or a bathing suit.

Am I the only person here who wears Gucci?:(
Isn't that kind of overdressed for the Interweb?

I'm wearing flip-flops, shorts and a T-Shirt because it amuses me to pretend that it is summer during December. One time I spent the whole day (in February) inside with fans running and wearing nothing but swimming trunks, it was great. Especially when I forgot myself and wandered out into the snow.

Or a bathing suit.

nahh thats too feminine. girls wear bathing suits, guys were shorts...

Isn't that kind of overdressed for the Interweb?

I'm wearing flip-flops, shorts and a T-Shirt because it amuses me to pretend that it is summer during December. One time I spent the whole day (in February) inside with fans running and wearing nothing but swimming trunks, it was great. Especially when I forgot myself and wandered out into the snow.

It is jolly amusing to parade around inshorts when its snowing outside.

BTW, have you gotten the invite yet?

nahh thats too feminine. girls wear bathing suits, guys were shorts...

Or nothing at all...

No underwear?

Figures...

Dude, I never wear underwear.

Or nothing at all...

i do enjoy wearing my birthday suit on occasion :p

Dude, I never wear underwear.

As I said, it figures.

EDIT: Do Communists ever wear underwear?

It is jolly amusing to parade around inshorts when its snowing outside.
It was amusing for about 10.2 seconds. Then my nipples started freezing and my flip-flops got stuck in the snow. I had to retreat (barefoot) back inside as quickly as possible.
BTW, have you gotten the invite yet?
Invite to what? You confound me with your vague questions.

it is summer during December.

it is summer in december!-see location

Isn't that kind of overdressed for the Interweb?

I'm wearing flip-flops, shorts and a T-Shirt because it amuses me to pretend that it is summer during December. One time I spent the whole day (in February) inside with fans running and wearing nothing but swimming trunks, it was great. Especially when I forgot myself and wandered out into the snow.
Gucci makes casual clothing as well :p I prefer Armani Exchange and FCUK though.

That's pretty hot.

(don't let you husband see this post :D )
why not? He knows I am hot;)

I wear P.J.s all the time (it's a reward for working at home)

tomorrow I am going to church though so I actually have to get dressed, I am wearing pin striped pants, a pink sweater, and black pumps, then after service I am coming home and immediatly putting on my pink piglett P.J.s :p

As I said, it figures.

EDIT: Do Communists ever wear underwear?

I never wore underwear before I was an Anarcho-Communist.

Invite to what? You confound me with your vague questions.

When was the last time you checked your TGs?

He could be a freak for all I know...I just entered "board shorts" into a google image search.
Hmm kinky :p

Socks, sky blue boxer-briefs, an old t-shirt bearing my high school soccer team name and logo under a Boston College hoodie, and a laptop.

why not? He knows I am hot;)

I wear P.J.s all the time (it's a reward for working at home)

tomorrow I am going to church though so I actually have to get dressed, I am wearing pin striped pants, a pink sweater, and black pumps, then after service I am coming home and immediatly putting on my pink piglett P.J.s :p

He might get jealous... :D

Budd pyjamas.

EDIT: Do Communists ever wear underwear?
I think that they are required to don the Che Guevara Thong (http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtsheaven.24272446) at least once in their lives. Its, like, part of the Communist Manifesto, or something.

it is summer in december!-see location
Do I go to Australia and punch your Koala Bears? No, so keep your crazy Southern season crap out of my face!
It is a sad state of affairs that I must say this, but the above wasn't to be taken seriously

Black shirt, black jeans, black socks. I'm an optimist.

He might get jealous... :D
I doubt it, he hardly ever gets jealous (I can't really think of a time that he has really) besides, the more people who think I am hot, the better he feels about his woman ;)

There is this guy at church though that has been flirting with me and it's been making me kinda uncomfortable, so I talked to my husband about it (thinking he would get mad and go tell this guy to leave me alone) and he tells me that this guy asked him for permission to flirt with me:eek:

that's kinda creepy right? I mean why want to flirt with someone who is married in the first place and then to ask her husband for permission?!

I suppose though that the sight of my husband might frighten someone who didn't know him well. (he's like 6ft 2in and 220lbs and all muscle)

Black shirt, black jeans, black socks. I'm an optimist.

do you have pale white skin?

I'm wearing socks. *nod*

Black shirt, black jeans, black socks. I'm an optimist.

You have to be an optimist to wear that and think your dandruff flakes won't show.... :gundge: :eek:

I'm wearing socks. *nod*
Three of them?

I doubt it, he hardly ever gets jealous (I can't really think of a time that he has really) besides, the more people who think I am hot, the better he feels about his woman ;)

There is this guy at church though that has been flirting with me and it's been making me kinda uncomfortable, so I talked to my husband about it (thinking he would get mad and go tell this guy to leave me alone) and he tells me that this guy asked him for permission to flirt with me:eek:

that's kinda creepy right? I mean why want to flirt with someone who is married in the first place and then to ask her husband for permission?!

I suppose though that the sight of my husband might frighten someone who didn't know him well. (he's like 6ft 2in and 220lbs and all muscle)
That is pretty frieky.

I mean, I would never really flirt with a married woman in real life. Obviously, the internet doesn't count! :p

Isn't that kind of overdressed for the Interweb?

The reason I'm in Gucci is because I've just gotten back from a big formal dinner party (high fashion seemed appropriate for the occasion).

I'm going to go change soon though.

Three of them?

Nope. Just two. I hate cold floors. :)

do you have pale white skin?

I used to, until I started tanning.

You have to be an optimist to wear that and think your dandruff flakes won't show....
I don't have dandruff, ass.

I was wearing some black alden calfskin norwegian-toe bluchers, but I took them off.

Am wearing a pair grey/black/olive glen plaid Hart Shaffer and Marx wool trousers, a belt, and an olive-and-blue gingham check shirt with contrasting collar and cuffs from Turnbull and Asser.

It is jolly amusing to parade around inshorts when its snowing outside.

Yeah it's snowing here and I'm wearing shorts. And my RPS championship t-shirt :D

blue and green print drawstring skirt, denim shirt with flat brass buttons, yellow top stitching, turquoise neclace silver with heart shaped stone, large bracelet which has knobs on it, two small bracelets, two earrings in each ear, small hoop ones, a small nosering, three rings on my right hand, one amathyst ring square cut stone, Black Hills Gold ring, silver pearl ring with baroque pearl, on left hand small ring with two diamonds, green long johns, pair of crazy orange coloured socks, dark blue slippers.

Gucci,

That is all you need to know.


Are you male or female?

The only nice-looking piece of men's clothing i've ever seen from gucci was a very very old tweed shooting jacket.

Yeah I am wearing my mother's high heels,a Pushup bra,pantyhose...victoria's secret styled thong...oh shoot..roommates back...if he finds me crossdressing again..ill never hear the end of it :p

Are you male or female?

The only nice-looking piece of men's clothing i've ever seen from gucci was a very very old tweed shooting jacket.


I suppose I take that back: I have seen some decent dress shirts made by them.

a sock

Most...Overused....Joke....Ever...

Blue jeans and a t-shirt I found in the street in front of my house about ten years ago.

Blue jeans and a t-shirt I found in the street in front of my house about ten years ago.

Ewwww...

blue and green print drawstring skirt, denim shirt with flat brass buttons, yellow top stitching, turquoise neclace silver with heart shaped stone, large bracelet which has knobs on it, two small bracelets, two earrings in each ear, small hoop ones, a small nosering, three rings on my right hand, one amathyst ring square cut stone, Black Hills Gold ring, silver pearl ring with baroque pearl, on left hand small ring with two diamonds, green long johns, pair of crazy orange coloured socks, dark blue slippers.
Sweet crap, I got a sensory overload just reading that...

I'z got on black sweatpants for the land that time forgot, which means they've got more holes in them then Charlie Brown's Halloween costume. So I'm wearing some shorts over them that I lost intrest in wearing in ernest a while ago. I have a band t-shirt from some group I've never heard of, over that I have a Shakespeare Santa Cruz hooded sweatshirt and a flannal jacket from the same land that the pants came from. It's cold and my place doesn't have a heater.

Oh, and of course as always my vacationer hat with a zen slug on it. Which I only take off for one thing...

Sex?

Ewwww...

Alright, I washed it before I wore it. But that shirt has been with me through thick and thin. If cotton could talk....

Sex?
Finally, someone who's watched Smokey and the Bandit....

Alright, I washed it before I wore it. But that shirt has been with me through thick and thin. If cotton could talk....

Oops. Sorry about the name change. Damn puppets. Nothing but maintainance.

Finally, someone who's watched Smokey and the Bandit....

I love me too.

I'm in my pj's, which consist of an oversized staff t-shirt from the camp i worked at during summers in high school and my christmas pj pants from old navy.

Blue jeans, green long-sleeved shirt, blue fleece hoodie, black socks, white tennis shoes and a bra. I am never color-coordinated.

Blue jeans, green long-sleeved shirt, blue fleece hoodie, black socks, white tennis shoes and a bra. I am never color-coordinated.
I thought you were wearing a Gummy Bear dress?

Addidas All Star Shoes.
White Ankle Socks.
Black Boxer Shorts with Sexy written on them(you now it's true).
Black 3/4 Shorts with 2 inches ofWhite Trim along the bottom.
White T-Shirt.
Black 'The Evolution Of Man' T'Shirt featuring everyone's Favourite T.V. Personality Reg Reagan
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Reg_Reagan.jpg

God is there anything Wikipedia wont molest.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reg_Reagan

Marine issue digital camoflage Pants, and a USMC "Operation Iraqi Freedom" t-shirt that says "Going to war without the French is like going hunting without bagpipes. You just leave a bunch of useless noisy baggage behind" on the back of it! (went shopping, and I love wearing that shirt out!) :D

And grey hunting socks and a pair of "Joe Boxers" boxer shorts that says "Hot Property" on them.

what like cloths? screw that i love the feel of my leather seats against my fully shaved man body. rrrrrriiiiiiipppppp ahh sticky goodness.

what like cloths? screw that i love the feel of my leather seats against my fully shaved man body. rrrrrriiiiiiipppppp ahh sticky goodness.

...Bad Images


(now if that were fass, it would be different)

...Bad Images


(now if that were fass, it would be different)
No, it really wouldn't. *shudders* I just puked in my mouth a little bit. :(

screw that i love the feel of my leather seats against my fully shaved man body.

me too...

No, it really wouldn't. *shudders* I just puke in my mouth a little bit. :(

good than you don't need to waste tooth paste tonight. enough acidy goodness to kill everything...including your tastebuds.

good than you don't need to waste tooth paste tonight. enough acidy goodness to kill everything...including your tastebuds.
Already killed those with rum and whiskey! ;)

Arse hOle.

well...good for you, me who said I was wearing anything, I have no problem being butt naked,besides i'm fine and love my boobs every days its like meet the twins:fluffle:

well...good for you, me who said I was wearing anything, I have no problem being butt naked,besides i'm fine and love my boobs every days its like meet the twins:fluffle:

May I meet your boobs?

May I meet your boobs?
Careful mate, you know not what grim god you petition. You may well encounter the dread Man boobies.
The Interweb is a dangerous place.

Careful mate, you know not what grim god you petition. You may well encounter the dread Man boobies.
The Interweb is a dangerous place.

indeed wise one. you speak sound advice...

Careful mate, you know not what grim god you petition. You may well encounter the dread Man boobies.
The Interweb is a dangerous place.

So?

good god,NO, I am extremly hott and even saying that I am putting myself down, besides my boobs are great, they are always in full salute*kapow kapow*

good god,NO, I am extremly hott and even saying that I am putting myself down, besides my boobs are great, they are always in full salute*kapow kapow*

Ok, its a man.

*sigh*

Why does this always seem to happen to me?

good god,NO, I am extremly hott and even saying that I am putting myself down, besides my boobs are great, they are always in full salute*kapow kapow*

female boobs?

you guys suck I am not a man!!!full fledge woman

good god,NO, I am extremly hott and even saying that I am putting myself down, besides my boobs are great, they are always in full salute*kapow kapow*
Prove it! You won't do it!

you guys suck I am not a man!!!full fledge woman

i would like visual evidence. preferably a video, or a live web cam...

you guys suck I am not a man!!!full fledge woman

Stop pretending. Women don't speak that way.

REALLY don't want to know
Black shirt, ladybug undies,black corderoys/jeans/sweat things. Very velvety and soft.

well when you go to Los Angeles you learn that being freaky aint all that badd

indeed wise one. you speak sound advice...
I speak with years of wisdom, won through hard suffering.
Asides, Marsille is almost definitely the sort wer hat Testikel und keinen Brüste based on writing style.

I thought you were wearing a Gummy Bear dress?

I changed.

you guys suck I am not a man!!!full fledge woman
Lie! There are no girls on the Interweb.

I did'nt understand a damn word he said, but it sounded nice...I think

Pants, a shirt and a hat. Socks as well.

Oh, you want me to be more specific? Well, do you? Go to hell.

Lie! There are no girls on the Interweb.

Exept the porn stars.

fine dont, yes their are woman on here in nation states, my region has mostly woman

fine dont, yes their are woman on here in nation states, my region has mostly woman

Sure...."Women"....

Exept the porn stars.
Not really. They can do amazing things with make-up and prosthetics these days.

I'm wearing socks. *nod*
I maintain that a man in only socks is the worlds most awkward sight.


that being said, I'm in boxers right now. They have pictures of motorcycles and say "take it out. play with it".

what ever you can kiss my naked ass, their are woman on here, granted not as freaky as me but still.. and besides what are you a 50 year old fat man who lives in his mama's basement

what ever you can kiss my naked ass, their are woman on here, granted not as freaky as me but still.. and besides what are you a 50 year old fat man who lives in his mama's basement

Incorrect...please try again.

Sure...."Women"....
No, said woman. Is not saying "women." Is difference, yes?
Is only one woman on Interweb and in nation, but is making up majority of population anyway. Is very fat.

that being said, I'm in boxers right now. They have pictures of motorcycles and say "take it out. play with it".

haha nice

Not really. They can do amazing things with make-up and prosthetics these days.

They can make a prosthetic vulva now.

Jeez...

...........ok yall crazy as hell

Incorrect...please try again.
Dat's right, you tell him, South Islands. You're not fat, you're just big boned.

...........ok yall crazy as hell

yall? you must be from the south...

...........ok ya ll crazy as hell

In all seriousness and sencerity...

Is this your first venture into NS General?

Dat's right, you tell him, South Islands. You're not fat, you're just big boned.

Yeah!!!

Wait, what?

no its not

yall? you must be from the south...

Hey! I say y'all and I'm not from anywhere near the south! I just say it cuz it sounds funny :p

no its not

Than you haven't been paying much attention to the personalites that inhabit this forum.

it is a funny word is'nt it along with ballzach

Than you haven't been paying much attention to the personalites that inhabit this forum.
Yes, they're all nuts...

...that's why I left in the first place, but a recent lack of alcohol has driven me back...and no this isn't my original, more well known nation. I'll give you a point if you can guess who I am.

Hey! I say y'all and I'm not from anywhere near the south! I just say it cuz it sounds funny :p

my grandma says "up yonder." :p i get a kick out of country talk lol

yea, I love the texas draw they say weird crap like
" his pants were on so tight, if he would have farted his boots would have shot off"

yea, I love the texas draw they say weird crap like
" his pants were on so tight, if he would have farted his boots would have shot off"
"They're tougher than woodpecker lips."

-General Barry McCaffrey (ret.)

I take your word for it

No, said woman. Is not saying "women." Is difference, yes?
Is only one woman on Interweb and in nation, but is making up majority of population anyway. Is very fat.
Very nicely done, sir, very nicely done.


Wearing: underwear, pants, bra, sleeveless T-shirt, V-neck sweater, cardigan-like jacket thingy, scarf and two pair of socks (one of them thermal socks).
Can I get a plane ticket to the Southern hemisphere, pronto, please?

I wear 2 pairs of socks, none of the thermal :)
Jeans, jeans jacket... and underwear ofcourse, no tits = no bra :-) ... :rolleyes:

Dr. Martens, socks, a kilt, a T-shirt, two belts, an ammunition pouch, a 6' chain, suspenders & various other crap.

a kilt

Okay, who's gonna ask?

Okay, who's gonna ask?
The answer is no.

Okay, who's gonna ask?
Personally, I'd say the ammunition pouch is what you should have remembered, not the kilt.
Or do you mean the "what do you wear under the kilt?" question?

Personally, I'd say the ammunition pouch is what you should have remembered, not the kilt.
Or do you mean the "what do you wear under the kilt?" question?

Ack, you're right - guess I just stopped reading after "kilt"... *slaps self*

Edited to add:
Oh, damn, stopped reading again (what is it with me today??) - YES, I did mean the under-the-kilt question.

Still, that ammo pouch scares me now.

Ack, you're right - guess I just stopped reading after "kilt"... *slaps self*

Edited to add:
Oh, damn, stopped reading again (what is it with me today??) - YES, I did mean the under-the-kilt question.

Still, that ammo pouch scares me now.
Maybe he wears the ammo pouch under the kilt? Maybe "ammo pouch" is a euphemism?

Ack, you're right - guess I just stopped reading after "kilt"... *slaps self*

Oh, damn, stopped reading again (what is it with me today??) - YES, I did mean the under-the-kilt question.

Still, that ammo pouch scares me now.
Ok, the answer is 'nothing' then. Sorry, my psychic disability prevented me from guessing the exact phrasing of the question you had in mind.

The ammo pouch is just a handy thing to wear when I'm wearing a kilt. Kilts don't have pockets, in case you didn't know.
There's no ammo in it. Just spare contacts, passport, visa, fags & other crap I often need.

Maybe he wears the ammo pouch under the kilt? Maybe "ammo pouch" is a euphemism?

Well, at least then it wouldn't scare me. I suppose.

shirt, loose pants, socks, underpants (i think, i'm not checking)

Ok, the answer is 'nothing' then. Sorry, my psychic disability prevented me from guessing the exact phrasing of the question you had in mind.

Ah, I understood the "no" perfectly well. Was just about to make a lewd remark, in fact, when Jello Biafra so militantly yanked me out of my reverie... ;)

The ammo pouch is just a handy thing to wear when I'm wearing a kilt. Kilts don't have pockets, in case you didn't know.
There's no ammo in it. Just spare contacts, passport, visa, fags & other crap I often need.

*phew* Much less scary now.

Well, at least then it wouldn't scare me. I suppose.
What is it with you two?
Here's an ammo pouch nearly identical to the one I'm wearing:
http://www.partsofsw.com/images/colt.jpg
And I say again; it's got fuck all to do with amunition. I found the damn thing, and it's extremely handy since I don't have any pockets.

i should get myself some jet-powered rocket pants, that way i'd have something interesting to be wearing when this question comes up

What is it with you two? And I say again; it's got fuck all to do with amunition. I found the damn thing, and it's extremely handy since I don't have any pockets.

Point taken. See post #134.

I was wearing some black alden calfskin norwegian-toe bluchers, but I took them off.

Am wearing a pair grey/black/olive glen plaid Hart Shaffer and Marx wool trousers, a belt, and an olive-and-blue gingham check shirt with contrasting collar and cuffs from Turnbull and Asser.

bluchers? never heard of 'em.

haven't heard of Hart Shaffer and Marx or Turnbull and Asser, either. So if i am supposed to be impressed by the labels, it was lost an me.

bluchers....?? doesnt sound like something i would put on my body.

Im wearing cutoff Levis. Bare feet. It aint summer here, but it's plenty warm.

And I say again; it's got fuck all to do with amunition. I found the damn thing, and it's extremely handy since I don't have any pockets.I like the idea, I might have to steal your look. :) (The pouch, not the kilt.)

i should get myself some jet-powered rocket pants, that way i'd have something interesting to be wearing when this question comes up

is that a rocket in your pocket?

that would be interesting enough ;)

is that a rocket in your pocket?

that would be interesting enough ;)
wouldn't you like to know? :p unfortunately, i don't think i'm allowed to divulge this due to the rating of this forum :p

wouldn't you like to know? :p unfortunately, i don't think i'm allowed to divulge this due to the rating of this forum :pTG him with this information. And me too, while you're at it. :)

from top down...

specs
skinny light blue 'help she cant swim' t shirt
black retro watch
make povertyhistory band
campaign against climate change band
wristband thing my girlfriend makes me wear
black belt
turn up jeans
socks
battered black converse.

nothing good enough to masurbate to . . .

nothing good enough to masurbate to . . .

Hey, ont he right person anything is good enough to masturbate over :D

As for me all my normal clothes are being washed so I'm down to all my random crap - John Rocha canvasy type trousers (torn a bit around the ankles, damn bike) t shirt, shirt, hoody an my dad's fleece. It's bloody cold here.

Such a shame - if this had bene posted yesterday I could've posted somehting intesresting as I didn't even get dressed until 6.30 - dressing gowns rock.




Now I shall leave you to ponder whether I was wearing anything other than the dressing gown :p

Maybe he wears the ammo pouch under the kilt? Maybe "ammo pouch" is a euphemism?
You, sir, have just spawned my new favorite phrase.

Now I shall leave you to ponder whether I was wearing anything other than the dressing gown
Ooh, Ooh, I know! I know!
A pirate hat!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to unload my "ammunition pouch."

Ooh, Ooh, I know! I know!
A pirate hat!

Hehehe - wow, euphemism after euphemisn eh? Anyone else wanna come up with some?

Incidentally that probably wasn't intended as a euphemism (although it is Fiddle, so who can tell? :p) my mind just works that way. Which, while amusing much of the time, can be somewhat unfortunate.

Incidentally that probably wasn't intended as a euphemism (although it is Fiddle, so who can tell? :p) my mind just works that way. Which, while amusing much of the time, can be somewhat unfortunate.
Hm, maybe if it was a Butt Pirate Hat.

I just got in from shovelling snow so I'm wearing black leather steel toed boots,gray socks,black jeans,blue boxers,a marilyn manson t-shirt,a fleece jacket,my black trenchcoat and a black snap brim fedora

Leopard print thong

Leopard print thong
Your "ammo pouch" is showing! Teehee . . .

I like the idea, I might have to steal your look. :) (The pouch, not the kilt.)
Heh, go ahead. I'm not barbie, so I'm not gonna sue ;)

- And other than look cool, they also have just the right size. And they look cool :p

Well, what (if anything) are you wearing?

I'm wearing a pair of Basketball shorts. Thats it.

*fondles man-nipples*

Black pants, grey jumper, 3 pairs of earrings and a watch. Below that? Black lace thong, black lace bra... ;)

Black pants, grey jumper, 3 pairs of earrings and a watch. Below that? Black lace thong, black lace bra... ;)

why you stop the description ???
:D :D :D

Black pants, grey jumper, 3 pairs of earrings and a watch. Below that? Black lace thong, black lace bra... ;)
So when should I come visit you honey?

;) Black pants, grey jumper, 3 pairs of earrings and a watch. Below that? Black lace thong, black lace bra... ;)
i also wear black underwear and i wear 2 earrings and an celtic cross arround my neck.
maybe you like this ?

;)
i also wear black underwear and i wear 2 earrings and an celtic cross arround my neck.
maybe you like this ?

You know I do :) Paticularly that celtic cross :fluffle:

So when should I come visit you honey?

Hah... everybody just falls for my earrings :D

Hah... everybody just falls for my earrings :D

maybe the fit in my earholes...lets try it
;)

maybe the fit in my earholes...lets try it
;)

Sure... just hand me your ears and I'll see if they fit. Do you like seahorses? ;)

Sure... just hand me your ears and I'll see if they fit. Do you like seahorses? ;)
Seahorses ?
Why ???
Are you in the WorldWildlifeFound or Greenpeace?
You know my favorite animal if you hav a look at my nations flag...

:D

Hah... everybody just falls for my earrings :D

Yup, the lacy black thong and bra have nothing at all to do with it......

A gray sweatsuit and a blue yarmulke with gold trim.

Seahorses ?
Why ???
Are you in the WorldWildlifeFound or Greenpeace?
You know my favorite animal if you hav a look at my nations flag...

:D

Take a look at mine and you'll know which mine is ;)
One pair of my earrings are seahorse-shaped.

Yup, the lacy black thong and bra have nothing at all to do with it......

But doesn't everybody wear that? :eek:

Yup, the lacy black thong and bra have nothing at all to do with it......
Really? Wow, I should have mentioned my piercings then.

Take a look at mine and you'll know which mine is ;)
One pair of my earrings are seahorse-shaped.
so you believe I saw it never before...
I have taken a look at your flag more than one time ;)

Really? Wow, I should have mentioned my piercings then.

Piercings? Still time to mention them know... ;)

was wearing swanky new black PJs till about 4 this afternoon. am now dressed in dark blue jeans, and a black rock t-shirt of some band (forget which, too lazy to look) under a brown/gray jumper.

i look so hot ;) :p

A blue and white striped Tommy Hilfiger dress shirt, a black Lacoste V-neck sweater, Gap boot-cut jeans, green and white polka dot boxers, black dress socks and my prized pair of blue suede and natural leather Puma Speed Cats.

Well, what (if anything) are you wearing?

I'm wearing a pair of Basketball shorts. Thats it.

*fondles man-nipples*
Eew! [ looks away ]

I'm wearing a black t-shirt with the Special Forces crest and beret, and a pair of "US Army" long running pants with gold stripes up the sides and "AMRY An Army of One" printed on the left side. :D

was wearing swanky new black PJs till about 4 this afternoon. am now dressed in dark blue jeans, and a black rock t-shirt of some band (forget which, too lazy to look) under a brown/gray jumper.

i look so hot ;) :p
[ pants heavily ] :D

Black pants, grey jumper, 3 pairs of earrings and a watch. Below that? Black lace thong, black lace bra... ;)
[ drools ] :D

a black rock t-shirt of some band (forget which, too lazy to look) under a brown/gray jumper.


Too lazy to look down your chest? Man, that's true dedication to laziness. :)

I was wearing some black alden calfskin norwegian-toe bluchers, but I took them off.

Blucher?!



*thunder crash* *horses rear up and neigh*

to remain on topic, I got festive after the last time I posted. I'm now wearing boxers with semi-naked women posed with giant snowflakes and pointsetias. Oh, and put my bracelets back on and glasses. And I still havent left bed even tho its 3 pm

BTW, I changed.

I'm wearing a spoon now.

A spoon????? interesting

I'm in the process of getting dressed (aww nothing like sleeping in and lounging till midafternoon) so i'm now wearing socks, black bra and g, jeans and a belt.

good god,NO, I am extremly hott and even saying that I am putting myself down, besides my boobs are great, they are always in full salute*kapow kapow*
Mmmmmmmmm! Got any photos posted? :D

[ pants heavily ] :D
lmao! :p
Too lazy to look down your chest? Man, that's true dedication to laziness. :)
:D look for "lazy" in the dictionary and there'll be a picture of me not looking at my tshirt :p
it is under a jumper... so its at least some effort!


its a shirt for LA Guns btw (i have since checked ;))

:D look for "lazy" in the dictionary and there'll be a picture of me not looking at my tshirt :p
it is under a jumper... so its at least some effort!


its a shirt for LA Guns btw (i have since checked ;))

Here's hoping you didn't pull any muscles bending your neck :D
Or did you take the easy way out and just stood in front of a mirror? ;)

Mmmmmmmmm! Got any photos posted? :D

Don't get sucked in. It's a man.

Three words for this thread: Out of ideas.

Or did you take the easy way out and just stood in front of a mirror? ;)
:D guess ;)

Don't get sucked in. It's a man.
:eek:

some flat-front m2 bills khakis

pink brooks classic oxford buttondown

same as before but now with a big wide grin plastered accross my chops :)

i love amy :fluffle:

I'm wearing beige trousers and a pale pink strappy top....

same as before but now with a big wide grin plastered accross my chops :)

i love amy :fluffle:

... and an even bigger grin! :D :fluffle: i love you too, of course

Brooks Brothers Pinstriped Navy Suit
White French Cuff Pointed Collar Bespoke Shirt
Gold Masonic Ring
Gold Cufflinks
Vintage Gold Girard Perregaux Automatic Watch w/ Lizard Skin Band
Brown Rockport Dress Shoes
Brown Belt

:eek:

Tell me about it...

:eek:

Tell me about it...

I'm currently wearing blue jeans, a t-shirt, my black Reebok Classics, and a very bad mood.

I'm currently wearing blue jeans, a t-shirt, my black Reebok Classics, and a very bad mood.

Poor Potaria. :(

Tell me, young one, what ails you?

Poor Potaria. :(

Tell me, young one, what ails you?

Something about this post makes me laugh. :p

Something about this post makes me laugh. :p

I was getting into Grandfather mode.

I was getting into Grandfather mode.

Perverted grandfather mode?

Perverted grandfather mode?
Thats for me to know and you to find out.

Anyway, what makes your mood so foul this fine morning?

Thats for me to know and you to find out.

Anyway, what makes your mood so foul this fine morning?

It's what makes my mood foul every morning. My dad being a dicktester.

Hurray for new words.

It's what makes my mood foul every morning. My dad being a dicktester.

Hurray for new words.
Let out your feelings. You can talk to me about it.

(BTW, I just declared myself official forum psychologist)

Lets see...

Black Headband (tied loosely of course)
Black Shirt with the words 'Im schizophrenic' on the front and 'Me too!' on the back.
Slightly faded jeans (with my girlfriends pink underwear:rolleyes: )
Smart black trainers
Also currently putting on my leather trench coat so i can go out :mp5: ;)

New day, new outfit...

I'm wearing grey pants, a purple top with a round plunging neckline (I love tops like that), knee-high black boots, black lacey underwear... and three pairs of earrings :D

I am wearing vegetable oil and an eye-patch.

I am wearing vegetable oil and an eye-patch.

*lol... Let me guess. The vegetable oil on your eye and the eye patch smeared all over you?

you talking about cucumber I guess ??

White socks
Same shoes as last time
Green Pants
Red Boxers
Jim Beam T-Shirt
Blue T-Shirt.

Jeans
Sneakers
Black socks
Black Shorts
Manowar T-Shirt ;)
Blue Jumper

I am wearing vegetable oil and an eye-patch.
In other words, you're a fat pirate?

- I'm wearing pants, underwear, Dr. Martens, 2 pairs of socks, a couple of belts, a 6' chain, a T-shirt, a sweater, a chain from an old motorcycle, braces & various studs & bracelets. And my mohawk's down today.

With the intent of sounding disturbingly perverse...

Your mother's panties.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.

With the intent of sounding disturbingly perverse...

Your mother's panties.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.
YAY here all week!

am currently wearing black PJs and a blue dressing gown. might get dressed soon i guess... :)


It's what makes my mood foul every morning. My dad being a dicktester.

anything new? :( :headbang:

Heh, go ahead. I'm not barbie, so I'm not gonna sue

- And other than look cool, they also have just the right size. And they look cool Okay. *Takes notes.* What do you put in a mohawk to make it stand up, and how much time per day does it take?

(BTW, I just declared myself official forum psychologist)Hmm...if this were the roleplaying thread, this would be interesting.

Okay. *Takes notes.* What do you put in a mohawk to make it stand up, and how much time per day does it take?
I have a fairly large mohawk. About 12-14" or so, so I use gelatine. Eggwhites mixed with sugar works too, I'm told, but I've never tried that.

If your hair is anything like that, you'll need a blowdrier, 2 morrors, about 1-2 deciliters of gelatine, and a comb. If it's shorter than 10", hairspray will do just fine. Hairspray is almost as cheap as gelatine, less messy, quicker to do, and easier to wash out. It doesn't last more than a day though. Gelatine, if repaired once or twice a week, will pretty much last forever. The biggest problem is that it takes hours to get out.

With a bit of practice, you can do your hair with hairspray in about 10 mins. With gelatine, it takes at least half an hour, prolly closer to 45 mins. And that's when you're used to doing it.

If you use gelatine, it's important to wash it out once every 2-4 weeks & give your hair a break for a week or so. Otherwise you'll start losing your hair & maybe get sores.

If you're smart, you'll smear a thick layer of lotion on your head before you start messing with the gelatine. Otherwise accidential spills will take forever to clean.

Use the comb to dread your hair slightly before you start making the mohawk. That'll save you a lot of work.

Can't think of any other useful tips right now. Shall we rename this the Oi! Punk fashion thread?

I have a fairly large mohawk. About 12-14" or so, so I use gelatine. Eggwhites mixed with sugar works too, I'm told, but I've never tried that.

If your hair is anything like that, you'll need a blowdrier, 2 morrors, about 1-2 deciliters of gelatine, and a comb. If it's shorter than 10", hairspray will do just fine. Hairspray is almost as cheap as gelatine, less messy, quicker to do, and easier to wash out. It doesn't last more than a day though. Gelatine, if repaired once or twice a week, will pretty much last forever. The biggest problem is that it takes hours to get out.

With a bit of practice, you can do your hair with hairspray in about 10 mins. With gelatine, it takes at least half an hour, prolly closer to 45 mins. And that's when you're used to doing it.

If you use gelatine, it's important to wash it out once every 2-4 weeks & give your hair a break for a week or so. Otherwise you'll start losing your hair & maybe get sores.

If you're smart, you'll smear a thick layer of lotion on your head before you start messing with the gelatine. Otherwise accidential spills will take forever to clean.

Use the comb to dread your hair slightly before you start making the mohawk. That'll save you a lot of work.

Can't think of any other useful tips right now. Shall we rename this the Oi! Punk fashion thread?
can we have a picture? :)

can we have a picture? :)
Nope. I prefer not posting my picture on the interwebnet. I put up with enough inane comments as it is.

It's eleven pm and I'm wearing a black skirt and red singlet. Weird huh? I just havent had a chance to change yet, and it was hot, hence the skirt.

It's eleven pm and I'm wearing a black skirt and red singlet. Weird huh? I just havent had a chance to change yet, and it was hot, hence the skirt.

Doesn't sound particulary weird for around my neck of the woods, that would be typical night-time party attire.

It's eleven pm and I'm wearing a black skirt and red singlet. Weird huh? I just havent had a chance to change yet, and it was hot, hence the skirt.

What's this? No MSN!?

*shakes fist*

Oh, and, er... I'm wearing blue jeans, a t-shirt, and a red sweater. What? It's cold...

Doesn't sound particulary weird for around my neck of the woods, that would be typical night-time party attire.
But there was no party. :p This was sitting around at home trying to stay cool stuff.

boxer shorts and a dressing gown. with wet hair. (just had shower) :)

Big black boots, a ripped jeans (veeery old one) a chain for a belt, a belt for a bracelet, a black t shirt, glasses and an anarchist A round the neck:D
(oh yes and 2 pairs of socks because the boots are too big)

I have a fairly large mohawk. About 12-14" or so, so I use gelatine. Eggwhites mixed with sugar works too, I'm told, but I've never tried that.

If your hair is anything like that, you'll need a blowdrier, 2 morrors, about 1-2 deciliters of gelatine, and a comb. If it's shorter than 10", hairspray will do just fine. Hairspray is almost as cheap as gelatine, less messy, quicker to do, and easier to wash out. It doesn't last more than a day though. Gelatine, if repaired once or twice a week, will pretty much last forever. The biggest problem is that it takes hours to get out.

With a bit of practice, you can do your hair with hairspray in about 10 mins. With gelatine, it takes at least half an hour, prolly closer to 45 mins. And that's when you're used to doing it.

If you use gelatine, it's important to wash it out once every 2-4 weeks & give your hair a break for a week or so. Otherwise you'll start losing your hair & maybe get sores.

If you're smart, you'll smear a thick layer of lotion on your head before you start messing with the gelatine. Otherwise accidential spills will take forever to clean.

Use the comb to dread your hair slightly before you start making the mohawk. That'll save you a lot of work.

Can't think of any other useful tips right now. Shall we rename this the Oi! Punk fashion thread?

if its short enough, about 10 cm(don't know how many inches that is) you can also use regular green bar soap, the only problem is that it stings like hell when it rains.

Black T shirt and Jeans

if its short enough, about 10 cm(don't know how many inches that is) you can also use regular green bar soap, the only problem is that it stings like hell when it rains.
Soap is crap. The only good thing about it is that even shitty liquid soap in public toilets & cheap pubs works.

Seeing as Jello has internet access though, I strongly advice using hairspray.

I'm wearing beige trousers and a pale pink strappy top....
sounds yummy ;) :D

Black socks. That's it. Just black socks.

Black socks. That's it. Just black socks.

Now, there's a fashion statement if I ever saw one...

Black socks. That's it. Just black socks.

Funny, thats exactly what I'm wearing too. What a coincidence.

sounds yummy ;) :D
You'd say that to anything :p

Personally I think "yummy" goes better with "boxer shorts and a dressing gown. with wet hair" ;) :fluffle:

the che guevara thong & nothing else

just kidding

i'm wearing a che top, jeans &boxers

Black socks. That's it. Just black socks.

lol, nice.

I'm gonna have to be the boring one whos somehow wearing a t-shirt, boxers and jeans that are all the same colour - blue...I think my sobconscious is colour co-ordinating me again...:rolleyes:

You'd say that to anything :p

Personally I think "yummy" goes better with "boxer shorts and a dressing gown. with wet hair" ;) :fluffle:
lol no i wouldn't... just to you (and your glasses ;)) in pink strappy things... and to the mention roast chicken and chips, but they're two entirely different kinds of yummy! ;) :p

(the hair is now dry and i am dressed, sadly, but :fluffle: all the same :D )


(i have work to do... boo!! must...tear...self...away... ;))

lol no i wouldn't... just to you (and your glasses ;)) in pink strappy things... and to the mention roast chicken and chips, but they're two entirely different kinds of yummy! ;) :p
Hehe :D
(I meant you'd say it to anything I was wearing... though perhaps pink strappy things are extra good for some reason? ;) )
And I'm not wearing glasses :p (you haven't seen me in them yet! don't assume!)

(the hair is now dry and i am dressed, sadly, but :fluffle: all the same)
Sadly indeed :p :fluffle:

Have revision to do myself.... And I, stupidly, started going back on another highly addictive forums. The week I have mocks. A different type of example for why I'm "Crazy Lady" :p

Now, there's a fashion statement if I ever saw one...

Especially at work. :p

Hehe :D
(I meant you'd say it to anything I was wearing... though perhaps pink strappy things are extra good for some reason? ;) )
And I'm not wearing glasses :p (you haven't seen me in them yet! don't assume!)

Have revision to do myself.... And I, stupidly, started going back on another highly addictive forums. The week I have mocks. A different type of example for why I'm "Crazy Lady" :p
lol yes thats also true... but i especially liked the sound of "strappy" is all ;) :D
and i'm still refusing to believe anything you say about your glasses... think of it as being innocent till proven guilty :P

yeah that was clever... AND i might not be going to frogland after all on thursday (so i CAN distract you mwuhahahaha)
looks like those mocks are gonna be fun all the easier... loll

lol yes thats also true... but i especially liked the sound of "strappy" is all ;) :D
and i'm still refusing to believe anything you say about your glasses... think of it as being innocent till proven guilty :P
Hehe, I'm wearing it again today :p this time with faded jeans and a cream v-neck jumper. See? I'm not off topic....
Pft :rolleyes: You know I win arguments. You know you'll be proved wrong...

"gonna be fun all the easier"? wtf? that makes no sense!
and you can provide the leisure time I keep being told to fit in ;) means I'll be happy and relaxed for the exams....
what happened with going to france?

Black socks. That's it. Just black socks.

How many sock jokes have we had on this thread?

*is also wearing the same as yesterday. just with a God Forbid tour tshirt instead of LA Guns tour shirt :D*

*doesn't hijack threads :P *

Pft :rolleyes: You know I win arguments. You know you'll be proved wrong...

"gonna be fun all the easier"? wtf? that makes no sense!
and you can provide the leisure time I keep being told to fit in ;) means I'll be happy and relaxed for the exams....
what happened with going to france?
hmm i dunno this could be one i can win...
seeing how its *my* opinion of 'sexy' thats involved ;)

there was meant to be an "and" in there! oops... :P
but glad i can be of service ;)
why don't i just finish my work and sign on to msn and we can chat there rather than surreptitiously (or not so) spamming here lol :p

I'm wearing. . .



Yo' Mother!
sorry, just had to.;)
I appologise to any who may have already wrote that
didn't feel like reading all 16 pages of comments

but, so no one complains, I'm wearing socks, black pants, blue boxers (they have dragons on them) that happen to be a little to small for me, a gray shirt that says "this is life" and has a picture of a guy in his boxers on his bike, and a thin blue-gray sweater that has a light blue stripe across the chest. Oh! and my gameboy is in my right pocket!
I'm actualy wearing stuff cause my mom is in the house (and its frikin freezing in here)

kekeke overdiscription:p

Boxers...just off to bed!

pjs n tshirt woot
n duvet

*is off to sleep*

To keep with the theme:

pjs

*also off to bed, has to get up for work in 5 hrs :( *

Well I'm NOT wearing pants. And thanks to Gracerograd, I can leave it up to you lot to wonder if I mean american pants or english pants. Hahaha! Language rules.

I'm not wearing underwear.

light baggy jeans (my good ones just got mud all over em bah), tshirt of some band and a brown pullover. plus blue boxers, black socks and my watch. and my glasses. exciting - not to mention sexy - stuff...

I'm wearing a horse called Nigel.

I go to military school. I am wearing black navy issue shirt. Black navy issue pants. Black socks, Bates uniform shoes(black), black tie and brass tie clip. I am also wearing a black belt with brass buckle. Yeah real colorful i know.

sweat pants, boxers, busch gardens shirt

a kitanga
a pair of blue skimpy speedos
and a really tight skimpy teeshirt from the saatchi gallery in london

(i'm not kidding)

Right now? A duvet... and my perfume ;)

Oh, and a pair of fluffy socks

bluejeans, aging American flag tshirt, round antique goldrim glasses, and one sock.

Toga ^^ Christmas party tonight. (Even if I celebrate Hanukkah doesnt mean I can get drunk and mess with all the Christmas people that work at the ymCa...;))