NationStates Jolt Archive


Forget the landing, the whole moon is fake!

Shamoley
03-12-2005, 13:08
Clearly this guy takes conspiracy theories a bit too far...

http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm

Any thoughts?
Turquoise Days
03-12-2005, 13:18
Clearly this guy takes conspiracy theories a bit too far...

http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm

Any thoughts?
Heh,heh, heh
Erm, he is spoofing, y'no:p
Gartref
03-12-2005, 13:18
I think that moon is a bit of a spy. Yes I do.

There was a moon like that on the summer of my sixteenth year. Some say I was sixteen but *sigh* I don't know. And there was a girl, too; her name was Marie.

At night together we would walk down by the sea and oh my god if you could see the body on this woman. The way at night her long legs would stick into the moist night sand like God's own barge poles, you know.

And I longed to tell her the feeling I had in my heart for her... but the words would not come, they would not come through my spotty adolescent face, they would not come through my angry hair or my sweaty feet or any other part on this body that I now call: a man.

So the words je t'aime were never passed between us... but the moon, yes, that moon spied on us.







KITH
Shamoley
03-12-2005, 13:20
Heh,heh, heh
Erm, he is spoofing, y'no:p

I'm pretty sure he is a little serioous... some of it is dodgy, but I think he really beleves in it...
Turquoise Days
03-12-2005, 13:24
I'm pretty sure he is a little serioous... some of it is dodgy, but I think he really beleves in it...
Hava a look at the homepage - disclaimer at the bottom of it says:
DISCLAIMER: All editorial content on this website is strictly not the writer’s/author’s opinion. THE MAD REVISIONIST, located on the moon, is owned and operated by accident. The content of this page is the copyrighted property of THE MAD REVISIONIST. Any copying or circulating of this page, in whole or in part, without the expressed permission of THE MAD REVISIONIST will be taken as a compliment.(caps his)
Madnestan
03-12-2005, 13:29
C'mon. Everybody knows Moon is the massive just-in-case reserve of the Swizerlands's Secret Ministery Of Cheese. No way it could be fake, the Swiss never fake anything. Except neutrality, perhaps.
Shamoley
03-12-2005, 13:40
[QUOTE=Turquoise Days]Hava a look at the homepage QUOTE]

Whoops! Didn't see that!
Gartref
03-12-2005, 14:12
The moon is bright over Lebanon tonight! The Lebanese moon looks down shim! sham! shikam!!! Cattle Explodes! Cow shrapnel drips off a tree - cascades into a mothers tear. Poor little boy who goes into battle and comes back dead or worse... comes back a man.

Why don't you warn them moon? Why don't you say duck or scram? But the moon will not. The moon just sits there grinning like a corpse at a Dean Martin roast. What are you laughing at moon? Why don't you share it with the whole class moon?

The moon laughs knowingly,
the moon laughs,
the moon,
the.





KITH
Iztatepopotla
03-12-2005, 20:11
The moon is bright over Lebanon tonight! The Lebanese moon looks down shim! sham! shikam!!! Cattle Explodes! Cow shrapnel drips off a tree - cascades into a mothers tear. Poor little boy who goes into battle and comes back dead or worse... comes back a man.

Aha! I knew it! The moon really is fake! Over here it's just past the new moon, and if in Lebanon it's shining brightly that can only mean a full moon! How is it possible? Because the moon is a giant lens designed to concentrate sunlight over hapless cows and make them explode!!!!!! It says right there!!!

I blame Bush.
DMG
03-12-2005, 20:18
Clearly this guy takes conspiracy theories a bit too far...

http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm

Any thoughts?

Yes he is taking it too far. He is taking it to the extreme of doubts known - he is going Descartes on us.

If he really wants to doubt the moon, I can just as simply doubt that he even exists.
Pulcifer
03-12-2005, 20:20
The moon ate my Kitten. It's real alright.

(cries softly)
Hofflenosh
03-12-2005, 20:42
I think the 'mad revisionist' guy is trying to do to Holocaust deniers what this guy (http://www.venganza.org/) is trying to do to organized religion.

on a side note, there is convincing evidence the landings were faked, and some of the pictures were doctored.
Colodia
03-12-2005, 20:48
I have a new hero and role model.
N Y C
03-12-2005, 20:49
He's spoofing. He had an article about how the smithsonian shouldn't have dinos because they glorify reptiles, while American Humans are mammals.
Foe Hammer
03-12-2005, 20:49
I think that moon is a bit of a spy. Yes I do.

There was a moon like that on the summer of my sixteenth year. Some say I was sixteen but *sigh* I don't know. And there was a girl, too; her name was Marie.

At night together we would walk down by the sea and oh my god if you could see the body on this woman. The way at night her long legs would stick into the moist night sand like God's own barge poles, you know.

And I longed to tell her the feeling I had in my heart for her... but the words would not come, they would not come through my spotty adolescent face, they would not come through my angry hair or my sweaty feet or any other part on this body that I now call: a man.

So the words je t'aime were never passed between us... but the moon, yes, that moon spied on us.







KITH
...Three words.
What. The. Fuck?
Socially Rejected Peop
03-12-2005, 20:56
[QUOTE=Madnestan]C'mon. Everybody knows Moon is the massive just-in-case reserve of the Swizerlands's Secret Ministery Of Cheese. QUOTE]

"This is one small step for man, but a huge blow for the cheese industry."

Damn, where's the astronaut smiley when you need it?