NationStates Jolt Archive


Ahhhhhh1 They can see us. They know who we are!

Gymoor II The Return
03-12-2005, 07:11
http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2005/1202/2

I for one welcome our new Apis Mellifera overlords.

Bee Brother.
Secluded Islands
03-12-2005, 07:13
next time i raid a bee hive i will remember to wear a mask...
Gauthier
03-12-2005, 07:16
Which means Pooh would stand a better chance of gettin' some hunny if he wears a balaclava.
Non Aligned States
03-12-2005, 07:18
next time i raid a bee hive i will remember to wear a mask...

I hope you wear a lot more than just a mask. Cause otherwise, I'm moving you to the same folder as Lunatic Goofballs.
Secluded Islands
03-12-2005, 07:21
I hope you wear a lot more than just a mask. Cause otherwise, I'm moving you to the same folder as Lunatic Goofballs.

nah, ima tough bloak, i only need to be at one with the bees...
Europa Maxima
03-12-2005, 07:22
Great, now bees can serve as possible witnesses to crimes...well, when we figure out how to scan their memories :p
Non Aligned States
03-12-2005, 07:24
nah, ima tough bloak, i only need to be at one with the bees...

Yes, I can see it now.

"I am one with the bees. The bees are one with me. I am one with their stings. I feel the fiery pain as one. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The South Islands
03-12-2005, 07:25
*runs away in terror*
Secluded Islands
03-12-2005, 07:29
Yes, I can see it now.

"I am one with the bees. The bees are one with me. I am one with their stings. I feel the fiery pain as one. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

ha, that sounds about right :)
Cannot think of a name
03-12-2005, 07:48
No one listened to me when I said that bee had it out for me personally. "No," they said, "It doesn't know who you are, you're just paranoid." Well, who's paranoid now, huh? WHO'S PARANOID NOW!!!
Kerubia
03-12-2005, 08:05
Exterminate them now while we still have the chance.
Gauthier
03-12-2005, 08:42
Exterminate them now while we still have the chance.

Don't you see? They already established control over humanity! Look at the honey industry!! We're hooked on honey and all they have to do is slow down production to cripple us all!

*Runs off looking for tin foil to wrap around head.*
Non Aligned States
03-12-2005, 08:46
ha, that sounds about right :)

Well, that confirms it. You have been moved to the Lunatic folder. Say high to your neighbor. Goofballs. :P
Amecian
03-12-2005, 08:47
*Runs off looking for tin foil to wrap around head.*

Whats the backstory on that anyway( the tin-foil hats ) ?

No one listened to me when I said that bee had it out for me personally. "No," they said, "It doesn't know who you are, you're just paranoid." Well, who's paranoid now, huh? WHO'S PARANOID NOW!!!

Lets just say I can count us on two hands...

Exterminate them now while we still have the chance.

Not a bad idea, where do they rank on the food chain. (i.e what eats 'em? )
Raem
03-12-2005, 08:48
Doesn't surprise me. It seems like a useful evolutionary advantage for a species that relies primarily on flowers for survival.



*Runs off looking for tin foil to wrap around head.*

That might just make the mind beams worse...
Gymoor II The Return
03-12-2005, 08:58
Whats the backstory on that anyway( the tin-foil hats ) ?



Some conspiracy theorists apparently wrap their head in tin foil (actually aluminum,) to block out "mind controlling waves."

A recent study though, showed that aluminum foil actually works as a good antenna for certain frequencies of radio waves used specifically by the government...

spooky, huh?

radio waves != brain waves, so don't worry.
Shrubinia
03-12-2005, 09:07
Some conspiracy theorists apparently wrap their head in tin foil (actually aluminum,) to block out "mind controlling waves."

A recent study though, showed that aluminum foil actually works as a good antenna for certain frequencies of radio waves used specifically by the government...

spooky, huh?

radio waves != brain waves, so don't worry.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin-foil_hat

Wiki is your friend.
Amecian
03-12-2005, 09:11
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin-foil_hat

Wiki is your friend.

Whos that poster with the wiki FAQ Article sigged?

Some conspiracy theorists apparently wrap their head in tin foil (actually aluminum,) to block out "mind controlling waves."

A recent study though, showed that aluminum foil actually works as a good antenna for certain frequencies of radio waves used specifically by the government...

spooky, huh?

radio waves != brain waves, so don't worry.

:eek: * trying not to laugh outloud and wake people up *