Things you do when you're drunk
Neo Kervoskia
02-12-2005, 23:32
^read above.
What do I do?
*Give to charity.
Uh... Drink more? Actually I don't drink anymore.
Cluichstan
02-12-2005, 23:33
Post on NS General.
^read above.
What do I do?
*Give to charity.
Kick that dog square in the gonads and get a free beer
NOW
Neo Kervoskia
02-12-2005, 23:40
Kick that dog square in the gonads and get a free beer
NOW
Here you go. *hands Ifreann a beer*
If I remember what I did, it doesn't qualify as really drunk.
I V Stalin
02-12-2005, 23:41
Depends how much I've had to drink. If I'm stone cold sober, hell no. After 4 or 5 pints, the probability is very high that I will. Whether I'll be able to make contact with the dog's bollocks is another question entirely.
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:41
Hell, I'd kick the dog for free.
I V Stalin
02-12-2005, 23:42
Hell, I'd kick the dog for free.
Underwear on, or underwear off?
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:43
Underwear on, or underwear off?
Both.
Neo Kervoskia
02-12-2005, 23:44
I didn't like that poll.
Then you wouldn't like any of my other polls either. ;)
The South Islands
03-12-2005, 00:14
Beer?
Things I do:
-Lead a Southern Baptist exorcism, until the possessed urinates out the devil(usually doesn't take too long).
-threaten to deck people with a can of pork and beans
-air guitar solos (which involves me saying doodoodooodooodooo in a high pitched voice)
-"dude, dude, dude, be cool... be cool... be cool... am i walking straight?"
-and more!
DrunkenDove
03-12-2005, 01:18
Lie. Like a motherfucker. I seem to get a greeat kick out of misleading people when I'm drunk.
Pure Metal
03-12-2005, 01:45
toss off?
smoke up?
drink more?
Grainne Ni Malley
03-12-2005, 01:49
Fall down, drink some more, fall down again, drink until I have a stupid grin plastered on my face, fall down and pass out.
Secluded Islands
03-12-2005, 01:59
things you do when you're drunk
go into chat rooms. leave funny messages on peoples voicemails. puke. run around the dorm floor knocking on doors at 3 a.m. hit on girls. go to dunk n' donuts. play ping pong. go bowling.
*sigh* college, what an experience :)
Keruvalia
03-12-2005, 02:02
There's very, very little I wouldn't kick a dog in the nuts for.
(infinitive deliberately split)
The South Islands
03-12-2005, 02:05
go into chat rooms. leave funny messages on peoples voicemails. puke. run around the dorm floor knocking on doors at 3 a.m. hit on girls. go to dunk n' donuts. play ping pong. go bowling.
*sigh* college, what an experience :)
Amen to that, brotha!
i dont like dogs anyway, they need a swift kick to the boys once in a while.