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OMG!!! I did the incredible! I can now die in peace!

The South Islands
02-12-2005, 21:21
I just did something that I thought previously impossible.

I just took my underwear off without taking off my pants. I have fulfillment in my life! I can die a happy man now.

Comments on my feat of human invention?
I V Stalin
02-12-2005, 21:22
I just did something that I thought previously impossible.

I just took my underwear off without taking off my pants. I have fulfillment in my life! I can die a happy man now.

Comments on my feat of human invention.
:eek: I'm not sure which is worse. That you tried to do this, or that you then posted your success on here.:p
Safalra
02-12-2005, 21:23
I just took my underwear off without taking off my pants.
If you said that and you were British then I'd be truly impressed.
FireAntz
02-12-2005, 21:23
UUHHMMM........... congrats? :confused:
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 21:24
If you said that and you were British then I'd be truly impressed.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Bolol
02-12-2005, 21:24
I just did something that I thought previously impossible.

I just took my underwear off without taking off my pants. I have fulfillment in my life! I can die a happy man now.

Comments on my feat of human invention?

Yoga?
HC Eredivisie
02-12-2005, 21:25
Well, nobody's perfect.
Chuck Norris is.
Megaloria
02-12-2005, 21:25
My sincere condolences on what must be the awful state of your groin at this time.
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 21:26
Chuck Norris is.

I bet Chuck Norris couldn't take his underwear off without removing his pants.
Turquoise Days
02-12-2005, 21:26
I just did something that I thought previously impossible.

I just took my underwear off without taking off my pants. I have fulfillment in my life! I can die a happy man now.

Comments on my feat of human invention?
Wooden leg, isn't it. Thats the only way this is remotely possible.;)
Ifreann
02-12-2005, 21:26
I just did something that I thought previously impossible.

I just took my underwear off without taking off my pants. I have fulfillment in my life! I can die a happy man now.

Comments on my feat of human invention?

You are now officially my God.

Galliam will be devastated, but taking of your underwear without taking off your pants beats having some cool rhyming commandments.
Bersabia
02-12-2005, 21:26
Hey, ive done that too :D
Zyxtel
02-12-2005, 21:28
I would attempt to duplicate this feat of greatness but for two reasons:
1: I'm not that limber anymore.

and 2: I am not wearing any underwear.:D
HC Eredivisie
02-12-2005, 21:29
I bet Chuck Norris couldn't take his underwear off without removing his pants.He can take your underware off without removing your pants;)
Jurgencube
02-12-2005, 21:29
congratulations if your female.

commiseration's if your a guy
Call to power
02-12-2005, 21:30
how did you do it?
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 21:30
He can take your underware off without removing your pants;)

It's a secret...

Because I'm Ifreann's God.
Ifreann
02-12-2005, 21:32
Hey, ive done that too :D

Sorry,only one god at a time
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 21:34
BTW, I am a guy.

I will show you how to do it. For a price...

Muahahahahahahahaha!!!
Bersabia
02-12-2005, 21:37
Sorry,only one god at a time

ok......Does my being female change anything? coz south islands is male
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 21:37
ok......Does my being female change anything? coz south islands is male

Hmmm... I'm sure we can work out a deal.
Friendly Pandas
02-12-2005, 21:38
:D i've done that all u need is a high pain threshold and realy streatchy underwear
(dont try with good underwear)

therse now 3 gods we can be the holy trinity
Bersabia
02-12-2005, 21:39
Hmmm... I'm sure we can work out a deal.


What kind of deal?
SHUT UP AND DO ME
02-12-2005, 21:39
I can do it
Ifreann
02-12-2005, 21:42
ok......Does my being female change anything? coz south islands is male

Nope. But ill switch gods eventually. If you do/say something that impresses/amuses me you will be my new god
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 21:43
Nope. But ill switch gods eventually. If you do/say something that impresses/amuses me you will be my new god

If you leave me, I will curse you with forever ill-fitting underwear!
Genericus
02-12-2005, 21:44
BEAN did it on television, except it was a swim suit not underwear...

and I think he put it on... same thing...
Bersabia
02-12-2005, 21:48
Nope. But ill switch gods eventually. If you do/say something that impresses/amuses me you will be my new god


Ahhh, ok
Celtlund
02-12-2005, 21:53
how did you do it?

Must have used scissors, a knife, or all elastic underwear. Maybe it was a jock strap they stretch pretty well. :eek:
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 22:10
Must have used scissors, a knife, or all elastic underwear. Maybe it was a jock strap they stretch pretty well. :eek:

Nope, they were boxer-briefs.
Secluded Islands
02-12-2005, 22:12
Liar!
Tiauha
02-12-2005, 22:17
What has this forum come to now we are discussing taking underwear off w/o taking off the trousers first *runs off and hides*

And just to be...um..something...I have also achieved this albeit when I was about 9
Ifreann
02-12-2005, 22:26
:D i've done that all u need is a high pain threshold and realy streatchy underwear
(dont try with good underwear)

therse now 3 gods we can be the holy trinity

No,there is only one god at a time.Unless The South Islands get chopped into 3 pieces there wont be a holy trinity.
Ifreann
02-12-2005, 22:31
If you leave me, I will curse you with forever ill-fitting underwear!

The solution: Stop wearing underwear
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 22:55
The solution: Stop wearing underwear

And get Saggy-Balls?

Please.
Celtlund
02-12-2005, 22:56
Nope, they were boxer-briefs.

Got it. Waist size 32. Size of boxer briefs that were removed 54.
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:00
Got it. Waist size 32. Size of boxer briefs that were removed 54.
Nope. Waist size 34, Size of Boxer-Briefs removed, 34.
Celtlund
02-12-2005, 23:02
Nope. Waist size 34, Size of Boxer-Briefs removed, 34.

Put on pants, then put boxer briefs on over pants?
Harlesburg
02-12-2005, 23:02
Liar you took someone elses off or you had your undies over the top.
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:03
Put on pants, then put boxer briefs on over pants?

NO!

Why can't you people accept that I took off my underwear without removing my pants!

You people are just jealous!
Cluichstan
02-12-2005, 23:06
NO!

Why can't you people accept that I took off my underwear without removing my pants!

You people are just jealous!

Yes, because that's such a useful talent... :p
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:07
Yes, because that's such a useful talent... :p

It seems to impress the ladies... ;)
Cluichstan
02-12-2005, 23:08
It seems to impress the ladies... ;)

That'd hafta to be some weird-assed chicks...
Syniks
02-12-2005, 23:10
Yes, because that's such a useful talent... :p
Works for Rowan Atkinson. He successfully removes his pants from UNDER a pair of swim trunks in one Mr. Bean sketch.... :eek:
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:11
That'd hafta to be some weird-assed chicks...

Dude, all chicks are weird-ass. That's why their chicks.
Celtlund
02-12-2005, 23:14
NO!

Why can't you people accept that I took off my underwear without removing my pants!

You people are just jealous!

Maybe you didn't have any pants to remove. Do you realize that if you do not reveal your secret you could be responsible for thousands of infertile men? :eek:
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:18
Maybe you didn't have any pants to remove. Do you realize that if you do not reveal your secret you could be responsible for thousands of infertile men? :eek:

Sigh.

I had pants and underwear on in the conventional fashion.*
Cluichstan
02-12-2005, 23:23
Maybe you didn't have any pants to remove. Do you realize that if you do not reveal your secret you could be responsible for thousands of infertile men? :eek:

Well, at least one already now. I got my package all tangled and mangled by my boxers in a failed attempt at doing this. :(
Celtlund
02-12-2005, 23:28
Sigh.

I had pants and underwear on in the conventional fashion.*

But, "pants and underwear on in conventional fashion" may not be the same in Oklahoma or Bangladesh as it is in Michigan. So, did you put the boxer shorts you removed on over your pants? I'd also like to remind you that you could be responsible for millions of infertile men if you don't tell us how this was done or are your for birth control? :D
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:33
Well, at least one already now. I got my package all tangled and mangled by my boxers in a failed attempt at doing this. :(

It takes a special breed, friend.
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:35
But, "pants and underwear on in conventional fashion" may not be the same in Oklahoma or Bangladesh as it is in Michigan. So, did you put the boxer shorts you removed on over your pants? I'd also like to remind you that you could be responsible for millions of infertile men if you don't tell us how this was done or are you for birth control? :D

In Michigan, we put on our underwear under our pants. When I removed them, they were on in that way.
Qwystyria
02-12-2005, 23:43
It merely requires relatively loose pants and underpants you don't care about getting stretched out, but which aren't in bad enough shape to rip when stretched. And it's not particularly impressive. Not any more impressive than being able to burp loud, or spit far.
Celtlund
02-12-2005, 23:46
In Michigan, we put on our underwear under our pants. When I removed them, they were on in that way.

Ok. Now are you about to tell the younger generation how to do it so they can follow your lead without giving up their right to parenthood? As for me, I'm curious but to old to try.:D
Celtlund
02-12-2005, 23:48
It merely requires relatively loose pants and underpants you don't care about getting stretched out, but which aren't in bad enough shape to rip when stretched. And it's not particularly impressive. Not any more impressive than being able to burp loud, or spit far.

But a woman who can take off her bra without removing her shirt...yes that is not an art but...:D
The South Islands
02-12-2005, 23:48
Ok. Now are you about to tell the younger generation how to do it so they can follow your lead without giving up their right to parenthood? As for me, I'm curious but to old to try.:D

It's simple, really, Just get them down one leg, and pull them through.
Celtlund
03-12-2005, 00:02
It's simple, really, Just get them down one leg, and pull them through.

Kind of like taking the bra strap of one sholder? :)
Soviet Haaregrad
03-12-2005, 00:08
I bet Chuck Norris couldn't take his underwear off without removing his pants.

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick his underwear off, and the stink coming from the crotch of them would likely become the world's most powerful chemical weapon.
The South Islands
03-12-2005, 00:13
Kind of like taking the bra strap of one sholder? :)
Yeah, kind of like that.
Ashmoria
03-12-2005, 00:42
maybe this would be cause of masculine celebration if you took HER undies off.
The South Islands
03-12-2005, 00:49
maybe this would be cause of masculine celebration if you took HER undies off.

Thats easy...
Domici
03-12-2005, 04:13
I bet Chuck Norris couldn't take his underwear off without removing his pants.

Rowan Atkinson can. And he can put a bathing suit on without taking his trousers off.
Kanabia
03-12-2005, 04:29
I can do it too. :p
Secluded Islands
03-12-2005, 04:32
I can do it too. :p


gah, im going to have to learn how to do this before i get left out. :(
The South Islands
03-12-2005, 04:34
Perhaps we should form the "People who can pull their underwear off without removing their pants" Club?
Crimson blades
03-12-2005, 05:58
Nah, Chuck Norris would simply stare at his pants untill they dissolved in fear and his underware would be destroyed using only a stick and a baked potato.
Harlesburg
03-12-2005, 21:54
I see you didnt reply to me obviously proving you are a lier Skulker and a coward.
Be gone vile Charlatan!
The South Islands
03-12-2005, 21:56
I see you didnt reply to me obviously proving you are a lier Skulker and a coward.
Be gone vile Charlatan!

Jealous little bastard...
Harlesburg
04-12-2005, 01:37
Jealous little bastard...
Have at you poser of aTrickster scamming NS with your Blatant lies spewing from your jowels.