Lazy Otakus
02-12-2005, 18:08
I just read it on Kotaku (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/diec-2005/diec-revolution-controller-holds-new-secret-140588.php):
DIEC: Revolution Controller Holds New Secret
Miyamoto’s at it again. We’ve just seen the Revolution controller propaganda that Iwata-san screened at this year’s TGS. And now, here’s Shiggy at the podium, wrapping up his presentation and talking about all the possibilities the remote control offers.
“…you could use that extra peripheral with the controller for numchukus,” he says, gesturing. I feel like I’ve heard this sale a million times now. Yes, numchukus, cool for FPS, cooking games, I got it.
“There’s another secret,” he says. I perk up. “But I’m not going to go into that here. That’ll be for a later date.”
He sweeps into an abrupt closing and before I know it the gaming legend is off the stage. A picture of Mario flashes on the screen. A polite “arigatou gozaimashita” is written below.
No Shiggy, thank you.
What might it be? A vibrator function like the infamous Rez controller (http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html)? Since it's from Nintendo - probably not.
So what is it? Speculate!
DIEC: Revolution Controller Holds New Secret
Miyamoto’s at it again. We’ve just seen the Revolution controller propaganda that Iwata-san screened at this year’s TGS. And now, here’s Shiggy at the podium, wrapping up his presentation and talking about all the possibilities the remote control offers.
“…you could use that extra peripheral with the controller for numchukus,” he says, gesturing. I feel like I’ve heard this sale a million times now. Yes, numchukus, cool for FPS, cooking games, I got it.
“There’s another secret,” he says. I perk up. “But I’m not going to go into that here. That’ll be for a later date.”
He sweeps into an abrupt closing and before I know it the gaming legend is off the stage. A picture of Mario flashes on the screen. A polite “arigatou gozaimashita” is written below.
No Shiggy, thank you.
What might it be? A vibrator function like the infamous Rez controller (http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html)? Since it's from Nintendo - probably not.
So what is it? Speculate!