NationStates Jolt Archive

BREAKING!! Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq...

10. Make an even larger 'Mission Accomplished' sign

9. Encourage Iraqis to settle their feud like Dave and Oprah

8. Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge

7. Launch slogan, 'It's not Iraq, it's Weraq'

6. Just do whatever he did when he captured Osama

5. A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear his head

4. Pack on a quick 30 pounds and trade places with Jeb

3. Wait, you mean it ain't going well?

2. Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag

1. Place Saddam back in power and tell him, 'It's your problem now, dude'

---Late Show with David Letterman (http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20051130.shtml)



I'm betting he goes with #5..... it seems like days now since his last vacation!

It's too early for number 4--that comes in 2008.

Not sure when he'll get around to #6...

Oh right....

"I don't know where he is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not that important."



Won't hold my breath....

The scary part about number 7 is that it sounds like something he might actually say.

Number eight is clearly the best.

Number eight is clearly the best.
I'm sure he'd do a heckuva job. Did you see that he's starting up his own Disaster Management consulting firm? What's he going to do--play an endless loop of Katrina footage and tell his clients, "Don't do this?"