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Former Canadian Defense Minister accuses United States of provoking Aliens and may drag the world into intergalactic war.
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2005/cover112805.htm

:headbang: :D Do these people have nothing better to do ? :p

What the hell would the world do without Canada! I mean really....

I think we can take the Aliens.

What the hell would the world do without Canada! I mean really....

Well...

America wouldn't have a hat anymore.

We're going to construct our Imperial Star Destroyers there so we can transport our Stormtroopers to patrol Tatooine...or is it Iraq?:eek:

hahahaha. Now really come on... *lol* Now i dont like bush or his regime but, thats just silly. Even if aliens do exist... Bush wouldnt be stupid enough to start intergalactic war

America wouldn't have a hat anymore.
And then England would mock it relentlessly for its premature balding.
Worse yet, where would the world get its supply of funny bacon from? Our McMuffins would be ruined!

I love this line from the article. How true this is...

Meanwhile, there are those who find it difficult to believe that extraterrestrials exist on the basis that if they did, the Canadian Liberal government would have imported then as immigrants by now.

Well...

America wouldn't have a hat anymore.
But it would be a much shorter drive to Anchorage.

Bush wouldnt be stupid enough to start intergalactic war

Are you sure about that?

I love this line from the article. How true this is...

Meanwhile, there are those who find it difficult to believe that extraterrestrials exist on the basis that if they did, the Canadian Liberal government would have imported then as immigrants by now.
And the aliens would be unnable to find good jobs because intergalactic experience is not recognized by Canadian employers.

Four..

Not to be a jerk, but isn't this the fourth different thread about this guy in the past week or two?

The Canadians got it all wrong. This official website I found states the real truth. Tesla shot down a alien craft over the US in 1908. Hardly G.W's fault!

http://business.gorge.net/zdkf/kufol/kul-tot.html

And the aliens would be unnable to find good jobs because intergalactic experience is not recognized by Canadian employers.

True, they would have to open restuarants and quickie marts.

More information from the only true source of real information... THE INTERNET:

http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.net/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=112516

And the aliens would be unnable to find good jobs because intergalactic experience is not recognized by Canadian employers.

Yes, being the partial owner of the "Tosche Station Power-Converter Emporium™" just doesn't cut it on Earth...

You know, just because one former defense minister has gone senile and some nutjobs have deceided that since the focus of his senility backs their cause doesn't mean that a) canadian liberals believe the U.S. is trying to start an intergalactic war b) the majority of the canadian public believes this. c) anyone other than a senile old man and some assorted nutjobs believe this.

This guy's really making me rethink this whole policy of letting old people have freedom when they start to lose their marbles.

Well, looks like this is going to cost Bush the Scientology vote... :rolleyes:

Well, looks like this is going to cost Bush the Scientology vote... :rolleyes:

What, all 4?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

that was just too funny.

so, a former defense minister has gone senile. what was even funnier were those statements attributed to that colonel. hahahahahahaha. as if we'd even stand a chance against aliens techologocally advanced enough to traverse inter-stellar space.

I know that should these aliens actually exist and hanging around our backward planet, I want to be the first to welcome our new alien overlords.

I wonder what dubyu thinks.

haHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Yes, being the partial owner of the "Tosche Station Power-Converter Emporium™" just doesn't cut it on Earth...
Nor does the degree from the Mustafar Institute of Technology.

I think we can take the Aliens.
According to every movie I've seen we're more than a match for them. We'll just send in Sigourney Weaver, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Will Smith and the aliens are done for.

Former Canadian Defense Minister accuses United States of provoking Aliens and may drag the world into intergalactic war.
But what if he's right?

Nor does the degree from the Mustafar Institute of Technology.

You know, "Mustafar" is actually pretty funny since it's a name.

Former Canadian Defense Minister accuses United States of provoking Aliens and may drag the world into intergalactic war.
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2005/cover112805.htm
On an unrelated note, I have zero respect for "free press." They are a glorified gossip column.

"Canada, whose September 11, 2001 Prime Minister blamed the west and the U.S. in particular for the terrorist attacks, is being coaxed by a former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister to protect vulnerable space aliens against the military aggression of the United States."
Morons.

What about war of the worlds?

I mean, if we DID get them like that, we would get accused by human(oid) rights groups of using biological weapons! (assuming the film ends like the book...)


:D

Quick, get building those starcruisers! they're coming! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

You know, "Mustafar" is actually pretty funny since it's a name.
It is. I wonder if there's a Star Wars planet named Bob.

It is. I wonder if there's a Star Wars planet named Bob.

Only where I live, everyone knew "Mustafa" is a name. Some were even named "Mustafa".

The Star Wars names do seem to have a ring to them though... I'll remember quite complex ones very easily even if I sometimes have no idea of who they belong to. Take Ki-Adi Mundi for example... Or Mon Calamari. (Though the last one does conjure up a mental image of a dirty French fisherman, in both senses of the word.)

The Canadians got it all wrong. This official website I found states the real truth. Tesla shot down a alien craft over the US in 1908. Hardly G.W's fault!

http://business.gorge.net/zdkf/kufol/kul-tot.html

everything is his fault, he went back in time and invited them, then shot them down.

Argh i can't see anything! Maybe it's the aliens stopping me from seeing the TRUTH