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Here are two pictures of me (without my glasses):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Spork89/March17006.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Spork89/March17007.jpg

I've often been told I "look Jewish." So, judging by my appearence, do you think I am a Jew?

(Yes, yes, I know somebody once made a thread just like this.)

Where's Fiddlebottoms and his advanced Jew-detector senses when you need him?

I say yes. You have the look of one who controls all the media to you.

Am I Jewish?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

Anyway, if someone tells you that you "look Jewish" (I often get the reverse, that I "don't look Jewish" even though I am) then you should reply with the following speech:

"The history and culture of the Jewish people is as rich and diverse as any great society and to whittle down an entire people based on a preconceived 'look' is, quite frankly, insulting. Now fuck off."

Works like a charm.

like this, only better

Where's Fiddlebottoms and his advanced Jew-detector senses when you need hem?

You don't need advanced Jew-detecting senses with the new Jewmeter 2000, brought to you by the makers of the Homometer and the Annoyingemokidmeter.

One of my friends kept asking me if I was jewish (as though I was going to convert...) it was weird.

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

Anyway, if someone tells you that you "look Jewish" (I often get the reverse, that I "don't look Jewish" even though I am) then you should reply with the following speech:

"The history and culture of the Jewish people is as rich and diverse as any great society and to whittle down an entire people based on a preconceived 'look' is, quite frankly, insulting. Now fuck off."

Works like a charm.


I am not asking because I don't know the answer. Think a little and you can easily figure out the true purpose of this thread. In fact, you can find the true purpose in what you said! ;)

Think a little and you can easily figure out the true purpose of this thread. In fact, you can find the true purpose in what you said! ;)

Spam? :D

Anyway, frankly I don't know. I answered no because it's a question based on a look and I rarely base anything on how a person looks.

I mean ...

Woody Allen and Mila Kunis ...

http://rock105i.com/images/dechotties/mila-kunis-1.jpg

http://toutunfromage.canalblog.com/images/Woody_Allen.jpg

Both Jewish ... which would you bone? ;)

I am not asking because I don't know the answer. Think a little and you can easily figure out the true purpose of this thread. In fact, you can find the true purpose in what you said! ;)

Sounds like far too much work to me.

Keru's right.

There's no Jewish "look", except for long curly sideburns, a beard and strings hanging out of your belt. Given that you don't look like a Brooklyn Hasid, the likelihood is that you are not Jewish. There are, what, how many millions of people on the intarweb? And there are fourteen million, count them, just fourteen million Jews in the world. Most of whom probably don't log in here. And the folks over in Lakewood, NJ just removed their community from the Internet as well (lest porn corrupt the faith of their youngsters).

Spam? :D

No, I hate spam. It makes me sick. :(

no not particularly. not that i would be astounded if you told me you were.

Spam? :D

Anyway, frankly I don't know. I answered no because it's a question based on a look and I rarely base anything on how a person looks.

I mean ...

Woody Allen and Mila Kunis ...

http://rock105i.com/images/dechotties/mila-kunis-1.jpg

http://toutunfromage.canalblog.com/images/Woody_Allen.jpg

Both Jewish ... which would you bone? ;)

I'd totally bone Woody. <3 ;)

You look Chatholic to me.

Here are two pictures of me (without my glasses):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Spork89/March17006.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Spork89/March17007.jpg

I've often been told I "look Jewish." So, judging by my appearence, do you think I am a Jew?

(Yes, yes, I know somebody once made a thread just like this.)

no.. i can't see anything that made you look jewish... maybe gentics tho...probably somebody in your family is by some way connected to jews (even they're not particularly jews)

You look Chatholic to me.

Pfffft. I am no Catholic!

I'd totally bone Woody. <3 ;)

Oh! You are Jewish!

Woody Allen = Proof that Jews are sexy.

Here are two pictures of me (without my glasses):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Spork89/March17006.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Spork89/March17007.jpg

I've often been told I "look Jewish." So, judging by my appearence, do you think I am a Jew?

(Yes, yes, I know somebody once made a thread just like this.)
I wonder if you have ever seen what an average Jew looks like. Tell your friend to get a clue, because they suffer from ignorance.

Oh! You are Jewish!

I'm even starting to think he's one of David Ike's Evil Giant Lizards

Woody Allen = Proof that Jews are sexy.
Hmmm or Adam Sandler...he gets me so turned on :rolleyes:

(I get more turned on by blocks of ice than I do by Adam Sandler)

I wonder if you have ever seen what an average Jew looks like. Tell your friend to get a clue, because they suffer from ignorance.

Actually, the people who have said I look Jewish are people who are not my friends. Any friend of mine would not make assumptions based on my appearence.

Hmmm or Adam Sandler...he gets me so turned on :rolleyes:

(I get more turned on by blocks of ice than I do by Adam Sandler)

Adam Sandler is an exception, of course. No sane person could be turned on by him.

Actually, the people who have said I look Jewish are people who are not my friends.

Ooh, now that sucks.

ok i know this is off-topic but what time is iat your place?

I've got it!

Rammsteinburg is a Space Jew! Sweeeet.

Me? Quarter to twelve.

Adam Sandler is an exception, of course. No sane person could be turned on by him.

That was harsh

I've got it!

Rammsteinburg is a Space Jew! Sweeeet.

Everybody knows extraterrestial Jews, who all lived on Israel Prime 2, were destroyed by the extraterrestial Palestinians.

....Or were they? *shifty eyes*

That was harsh

The truth hurts. :(

The truth hurts. :(

Yeah, but come on. Right to my face? **cries**

Adam Sandler is an exception, of course. No sane person could be turned on by him.
And they could be turned on by Woody Allen? Hmm...Maybe if they were blind :p

BTW, if people do make assumptions based on your appearance they are probably numb-brained, ignorant fools. Many people think I am Russian due to my facial structure and fair skin. I am actually an Afrikaaner though. :rolleyes:

The whole point of this thread was to see how many people would foolishly make an assumption based off of my appearence. Thankfully, most people here seem to know better.

I wonder what results I will get if I ask people in my school. Since it is a high school and teenages use stereotypes a lot, I expect to get more "yes" responses.

The whole point of this thread was to see how many people would foolishly make an assumption based off of my appearence. Thankfully, most people here seem to know better.

I wonder what results I will get if I ask people in my school.

Your first post gave away your intentions.

Your first post gave away your intentions.

I know.

I know.

Oh, ok then.

I heard somewhere that the Jews have superintelligence. Of course, I'm not sure how accurate the claim is. Still, maybe it could be a sign if you are really smart.:D

Woohoo! 10,000 posts!:D :D :D

I suppose you all want to know if I actually am now.

I heard somewhere that the Jews have superintelligence. Of course, I'm not sure how accurate the claim is. Still, maybe it could be a sign if you are really smart.:D

Woohoo! 10,000 posts!:D :D :D
Right. :rolleyes:

I suppose you all want to know if I actually am now.
I don't attach any importance to it, but I'm curious.

So, are you an MOT or not?

I suppose you all want to know if I actually am now.

Human :) Don't we all?

Annoyingemokidmeter.
? That'd be a waste of money to buy. Emo kids are entirely to fricking obvious. Now indie kids, that would be a useful detector.

No, I am not a Jew (as far as I know). Interestingly though, I've been looking into Judaism.

No, I am not a Jew (as far as I know). Interestingly though, I've been looking into Judaism.
Don't read the Talmud page in Bava Kama (page 84a).

No, I am not a Jew (as far as I know). Interestingly though, I've been looking into Judaism.

What are you're looking for? Infinite intelligence? That'd be nice :)

No pun intended.

You don't need advanced Jew-detecting senses with the new Jewmeter 2000, brought to you by the makers of the Homometer and the Annoyingemokidmeter.
Are those the same guys who make GAYDAR (Gaydio Detecting And Ranging)?

Don't read the Talmud page in Bava Kama (page 84a).

The debate over 'eye for an eye'? But that's fascinating stuff!

Here are two pictures of me (without my glasses):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Spork89/March17006.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Spork89/March17007.jpg

I've often been told I "look Jewish." So, judging by my appearence, do you think I am a Jew?

(Yes, yes, I know somebody once made a thread just like this.)

1) Loose the bum fluff above the lip
2) Get rid of the mono-brow; it isn't sexy.
3) Please, its pathetic when people assume that jews look like those protrayed from the play "Merchant of Venice"

I've often been told that I llok Jewish, and I'm often just a little curious if there's anything in that... or is it just that I have a large-ish nose and live in an anti-Semitic shithole? Hmmmm choices...
You don't look Jewish to me... although I wouldn't really know...

You look Russian or Finnish. But not Jewish.