You can never defeat this man's Iron Crotch technique!
Drunk commies deleted
01-12-2005, 21:37
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng demonstrated Iron Crotch technique by towing a GMC truck with his penis. Or maybe it's just a desparate attempt at penis enlargement.
http://www.insidebayarea.com/trivalleyherald/localnews/ci_3244979
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng demonstrated Iron Crotch technique by towing a GMC truck with his penis. Or maybe it's just a desparate attempt at penis enlargement.
http://www.insidebayarea.com/trivalleyherald/localnews/ci_3244979
I once pulled a tiger with my penis.
Now that hurts.
Let me be the first to say: WTF?
DrunkenDove
01-12-2005, 21:42
I suddenly feel so inadequte.
Drunk commies deleted
01-12-2005, 21:42
Let me be the first to say: WTF?
Duly noted and recognized.
Lazy Otakus
01-12-2005, 21:42
That would make a nice Olympic discipline.
Dodudodu
01-12-2005, 21:49
No....I think they should have a masturbation division in the olympics.
Think about it; distance competitions, speed rounds, syncronized wanking...oh the possibilities are endless.
No....I think they should have a masturbation division in the olympics.
Think about it; distance competitions, speed rounds, syncronized wanking...oh the possibilities are endless.
Who, exactly, would want to win that?
Imagine the following scenario.
American dude: Yeah, I'm an American.
British dude: Wanker.
American dude: What the hell did you say that for?
British dude: It's true. Americans are wankers.
American dude: No we're not!
British dude: Yeah you are. You won the Wanklympics.
American dude: ... Okay, you win this round.
The South Islands
01-12-2005, 22:13
Thats wrong on so many levels.
I think I speak for all of Mandom when I say:
OWWWWWWWW!
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng demonstrated Iron Crotch technique by towing a GMC truck with his penis. Or maybe it's just a desparate attempt at penis enlargement.
http://www.insidebayarea.com/trivalleyherald/localnews/ci_3244979
Are you sure that isn't Lunatic Goofballs? :eek:
Hyridian
01-12-2005, 23:33
those asian people...
As much as that article goes on about how great penises are I still say this:
Clitoris >>>>>>> Penis.
Yay for double the nerve endings and serving no function other than providing pleasure. :D
I think I speak for all of Mandom when I say:
OWWWWWWWW!
Indeed, I was thinking the same thing.
Frangland
01-12-2005, 23:59
Who, exactly, would want to win that?
Imagine the following scenario.
American dude: Yeah, I'm an American.
British dude: Wanker.
American dude: What the hell did you say that for?
British dude: It's true. Americans are wankers.
American dude: No we're not!
British dude: Yeah you are. You won the Wanklympics.
American dude: ... Okay, you win this round.
more likely to go like this:
American dude: Yeah, I'm an American.
British dude: Wanker.
American dude: What's a wanker?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-12-2005, 00:55
Are you sure that isn't Lunatic Goofballs? :eek:
It's my Sensei. :cool:
Europa Maxima
02-12-2005, 00:58
Hehe, talk about mind over matter :p
Amoebistan
02-12-2005, 01:06
As much as that article goes on about how great penises are I still say this:
Clitoris >>>>>>> Penis.
Yay for double the nerve endings and serving no function other than providing pleasure. :D
It's a pity hyenas can't type, else one of their girls would make a snarky comment to this.
But I'm not a female hyena so I can't. :|
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-12-2005, 01:48
But I'm not a female hyena so I can't. :|
Such are the crosses that all great men must bear in this life.
Poe was an alcoholic, Martin Luther King was jailed for his beliefs, You aren't a hyena. There just isn't any justice in this world.
Anyway, how the Hell did this whole thing first start? Was the founder just sitting around a Parking Garage one day, looking at trucks, and then suddenly thought "You know, I bet I could haul that around with my penis"?
Also, what's next? Surely this man isn't going to stop at mere trucks! With progress like that he may someday be tugging around tanks, and that will be a day that the other militaries of the world are really creeped out.
It's my Sensei. :cool:
All observe as LG prostrates himself before The Master.... who promptly kicks him in the nards.... :D
You do not yet understand, Ed Gruberman... "Boot to the (lower) Head!" :p
Anyway, how the Hell did this whole thing first start? Was the founder just sitting around a Parking Garage one day, looking at trucks, and then suddenly thought "You know, I bet I could haul that around with my penis"?
Also, what's next? Surely this man isn't going to stop at mere trucks! With progress like that he may someday be tugging around tanks, and that will be a day that the other militaries of the world are really creeped out.
In the article it mentions that the next target was to get together with a bunch of his students and try to pull a 747.
The Eliki
02-12-2005, 04:57
:eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek:
...why would you even want to...?:confused:
...
:eek:
Boonytopia
02-12-2005, 08:27
Such are the crosses that all great men must bear in this life.
Poe was an alcoholic, Martin Luther King was jailed for his beliefs, You aren't a hyena. There just isn't any justice in this world.
Anyway, how the Hell did this whole thing first start? Was the founder just sitting around a Parking Garage one day, looking at trucks, and then suddenly thought "You know, I bet I could haul that around with my penis"?
Also, what's next? Surely this man isn't going to stop at mere trucks! With progress like that he may someday be tugging around tanks, and that will be a day that the other militaries of the world are really creeped out.
That makes me wonder too. What on earth makes someone think up something like that & then actually make the decision to do it?
"I've just had a great idea, I'll go ahead & pull along a truck attached to my penis!". :rolleyes: