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Hi, sorry all, my computer screwed up bad...same thing here as the first time...if you didn't read the first one, then this is all just about that freaky Christian lady from trading spouses who was screaming and stuff. Just tell me what you think of her...

*Resists checking off ALL The boxes in order to skew the results and instead settles on checking all the non-Christian ones about the woman being a crackpot...* :D

haha, yay for that...i should have used the word crackpot somewhere...i can't wait till she dies and she's like "yay, i'm going to heaven because i yell at evil peopl" and she meets God and and He's like "hi, you're going to hell for being so stupid and yelling at people all the time" and she's like "o crap" and then we all laf at her........lol.:p

haha, yay for that...i should have used the word crackpot somewhere...i can't wait till she dies and she's like "yay, i'm going to heaven because i yell at evil peopl" and she meets God and and He's like "hi, you're going to hell for being so stupid and yelling at people all the time" and she's like "o crap" and then we all laf at her........lol.:p
Well, now, that is a little extreme.

Well, now, that is a little extreme.
just a little:rolleyes:

We showed a clip of this in our Religious Studies class today and I laughed so hard that think a little bit of wee came out. My teacher is a vicar and seemed to find it all quite disturbing. He didn't talk afterwards...

We showed a clip of this in our Religious Studies class today and I laughed so hard that think a little bit of wee came out. My teacher is a vicar and seemed to find it all quite disturbing. He didn't talk afterwards...
i think the sole perpous of religous studies classes are to watch videos like that...hahaha, one of my friends went to the sexuality seminar last week, and she was the only one there, except for mrs. smith....who is old, wrinkled, and conservative, but very enthousiastic about sex. when my friend got out, we hadda give her a fruitopia bottle full of dutch vodka to make her stop crying.:p

i think the sole perpous of religous studies classes are to watch videos like that...hahaha, one of my friends went to the sexuality seminar last week, and she was the only one there, except for mrs. smith....who is old, wrinkled, and conservative, but very enthousiastic about sex. when my friend got out, we hadda give her a fruitopia bottle full of dutch vodka to make her stop crying.:p

I'd invite your friend to join our class, but the teacher's a Welsh puritan chaplian who shouts "Prostitute" at inappropriate moments...

*Resists checking off ALL The boxes in order to skew the results and instead settles on checking all the non-Christian ones about the woman being a crackpot...* :D
*Fails will save and checks off all the boxes.*

I'd invite your friend to join our class, but the teacher's a Welsh puritan chaplian who shouts "Prostitute" at inappropriate moments...
that would be slightly amusing....naw, that would be incredibly amusing...at least for the first few days...my grade 7 french teacher was the most amazing person in the world: if you were doing something you knew you weren't supposed to be doing, he would hit you, usually right between the eyes, with a "warning". a warning consisted of a piece of chalk broken of the end of the chalk he was writing with; he could hit anything in the room, really hard, too, without even turning around to see what he was shooting at. if you kept doing whatever it was after you got hit by the chalk, he would throw a dictionary at you.

Oh, I remember seeing the end of that episode where she was like screaming and everything. I didn't see the whole thing so I really didn't know what was going on.

Personally, I found everything that came out of her mouth to be in bad taste. Nevertheless she made me laugh! Stupidity is funny!

Personally, I found everything that came out of her mouth to be in bad taste. Nevertheless she made me laugh! Stupidity is funny!

i agree with you completely...especially all that crap about "they're unclean, tehy're unclean! it's unclean! oh my god, strike down the unclean ones!" lol, it was frigging hillarious..................but it also made me sad that when i say i'm a christian, that's what people will think of.....this is on a completely unrelated topic, but can anybody tell me what the missionary position is? i'm rather confused by all this stuff about christians only having sex in the missionary position, cuz i dont know what it is...

This is on a completely unrelated topic, but can anybody tell me what the missionary position is? i'm rather confused by all this stuff about christians only having sex in the missionary position, cuz i dont know what it is...

Gather round ye children, and I'll tell ye a tale of a man and the woman he banged out of wedlock...

Gather round ye children, and I'll tell ye a tale of a man and the woman he banged out of wedlock...
:eek: *what happened grampa? yes grampa, tell us, tell us!*
LOL! that still doesn't help me though...pleeeeeeeeeease?

:eek: *what happened grampa? yes grampa, tell us, tell us!*
LOL! that still doesn't help me though...pleeeeeeeeeease?

I have no idea, I was just drumming up the drama is all...

i agree with you completely...especially all that crap about "they're unclean, tehy're unclean! it's unclean! oh my god, strike down the unclean ones!" lol, it was frigging hillarious..................but it also made me sad that when i say i'm a christian, that's what people will think of.....this is on a completely unrelated topic, but can anybody tell me what the missionary position is? i'm rather confused by all this stuff about christians only having sex in the missionary position, cuz i dont know what it is...
In the olden days when Christian missionaries traveled to those savage, dusty, sweaty countries they taught the heathens how to have sex like decent, god-fearing white folks in order to help them better themselves. The position they taught, with the woman sitting on the man's crotch while the man sits on the missionary's lap, is still called the missionary position to this day.

Hope this bit of erronious information doesn't help.

In the olden days when Christian missionaries traveled to those savage, dusty, sweaty countries they taught the heathens how to have sex like decent, god-fearing white folks in order to help them better themselves. The position they taught, with the woman sitting on the man's crotch while the man sits on the missionary's lap, is still called the missionary position to this day.

Hope this bit of erronious information doesn't help.
lol! nice try....seriously, does anybody even know what it is? i would expect SOMEBODY to....anybody? hello?:(
i dunno what diff there is between positions as far as god's concerned...god loves kinky sex...he likes to watch....OH GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT!? ARRGHHHHHHH! i just totally grosed myself out.

lol! nice try....seriously, does anybody even know what it is? i would expect SOMEBODY to....anybody? hello?:(
i dunno what diff there is between positions as far as god's concerned...god loves kinky sex...he likes to watch....OH GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT!? ARRGHHHHHHH! i just totally grosed myself out.
It's when the woman is lying on her back and the man is on top. Simple, boring.

lol! nice try....seriously, does anybody even know what it is? i would expect SOMEBODY to....anybody? hello?:(
i dunno what diff there is between positions as far as god's concerned...god loves kinky sex...he likes to watch....OH GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT!? ARRGHHHHHHH! i just totally grosed myself out.

*knocks Alexandria Quatriem out with a shovel*

*knocks Alexandria Quatriem out with a shovel*
ow. my head. thanks, i needed that, now, with any luck, i won't be able to remember what i just said:D

It's when the woman is lying on her back and the man is on top. Simple, boring.
thanks for that.....i finally know what's going on....and now i can resent those comments about christians only ever having sex in the missionary position...if i was having sex, i would be enjoying every position and toy on the planet, plus a few. i'm just waiting till me and my girlfriend get married, that's all.

thanks for that.....i finally know what's going on....and now i can resent those comments about christians only ever having sex in the missionary position...if i was having sex, i would be enjoying every position and toy on the planet, plus a few. i'm just waiting till me and my girlfriend get married, that's all.
The part about missionaries teaching it to "heathens" is true though, at least that's what I was told.

I didn't even see that show, but I saw her melt-down on "Talk Soup" (the perfect source), and I can't believe you guys missed the punch line of the whole thing:

During her meltdown, they handed her the envelope full of $50,000 in prize money and she started trying to rip it and threw it back at them, screaming that it was "unclean" etc. Then the show ends and a text postscript comes over the closing credits telling us that "after further reflection [she] decided to keep the money."

Apparently, as much as she hates Satan, his money is still good. :D

thanks for that.....i finally know what's going on....and now i can resent those comments about christians only ever having sex in the missionary position...if i was having sex, i would be enjoying every position and toy on the planet, plus a few. i'm just waiting till me and my girlfriend get married, that's all. There is is something morally wrong about trying to copulate whilst standing on one's head, don't you think?:D

I watched the clips online (crazy lady)… simultaneously amusing and hugely irritating.

Hi, sorry all, my computer screwed up bad...same thing here as the first time...if you didn't read the first one, then this is all just about that freaky Christian lady from trading spouses who was screaming and stuff. Just tell me what you think of her...
She's marginally functional due to having internalized piss poor doctrine! :D

I didn't even see that show, but I saw her melt-down on "Talk Soup" (the perfect source), and I can't believe you guys missed the punch line of the whole thing:

During her meltdown, they handed her the envelope full of $50,000 in prize money and she started trying to rip it and threw it back at them, screaming that it was "unclean" etc. Then the show ends and a text postscript comes over the closing credits telling us that "after further reflection [she] decided to keep the money."

Apparently, as much as she hates Satan, his money is still good. :D
Money talks. Apparently it told her she was full of shit! Heh!

There is is something morally wrong about trying to copulate whilst standing on one's head, don't you think?:D
No, but it's damned difficult! :D

Money talks. Apparently it told her she was full of shit! Heh!
What price the righteous, eh? At least, now her family know how to shut her up. ;) :p

She's not a Christian, she's apparently a Chrischun. Whatever that is.

You are all DARKSIDERS!!! I am a GOD WARRIOR!!!

You are all DARKSIDERS!!! I am a GOD WARRIOR!!! That's the part that irritates me. Firstly, "darksider" sounds really cool and fantasy-ish - like something in the Wheel of Time or Star Wars. Secondly… how much more slick can one get than a GOD WARRIOR? Power metal come true!

But she ruined it.:(

That's the part that irritates me. Firstly, "darksider" sounds really cool and fantasy-ish - like something in the Wheel of Time or Star Wars. Secondly… how much more slick can one get than a GOD WARRIOR? Power metal come true!

But she ruined it.:(

We all know that power metal is the darksided music of Satan...

We all know that power metal is the darksided music of Satan... That would be a good name for a power metal band… "Darksided Godwarrior" :D