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I have seen a lot of religious threads, and they all boil down to "Yay mine, Boo yours" so I have decided to create the Church of Apathy. Are you an Athiest? Christian? Muslim? Jew? Maybe one of the less common? Wiccan? Satanist? Odinist? Any others I missed?

Well, Here in the Church of Apathy, We Don't Care!. We have better things to do than to argue with those we will not be able to bring around to our way of thinking, so we don't bother. We don't care if we are going to heaven or hell.

Feel free to join the Church of Apathy if you care to.

I don't care about your church that doesn't care if I care there is a church that cares......pffffffft :rolleyes:

Hmmm. Wasn't that from Futurama? Party of Apathy?

I've claimed a few times to be a member of the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic. (http://www.apatheticagnostic.com/) They're 'We don't know and we don't care'.

I don't care about your church that doesn't care if I care there is a church that cares......pffffffft :rolleyes:
LOL. you always make me smile. :)

okay, on topic. I really don't care. If they are misrepresenting my religion I feel I must say something, or you know if they ask a question, but "internet missionary" isn't my job. (not that it wouldn't be a cool job, just that it's mostly a waste of time)

Hmmm. Wasn't that from Futurama? Party of Apathy?

What is Futurama?

What is Futurama?
:eek:


it's a TV show, it sucks, but it has a cult following.

What is Futurama?

A TV series.

it's a TV show, it sucks, but it has a cult following.It doesn't suck, it's the greatest things since sliced teabags..!!

Can I join? I don't give a flying load of horse feathers!

It doesn't suck, it's the greatest things since sliced teabags..!!
yeah, okay. I do sorta like it sometimes, because there is stuff going on in the background that is hilarious, I guess I never got attached to the characters though.

Can I join? I don't give a flying load of horse feathers!

Sure. I appoint you high priest of "Doesn't Give a Rats
Ass!"

Sure. I appoint you high priest of "Doesn't Give a Rats
Ass!"
Excuse me? How dare you insult me! I demand to be the HIgh Priestess of "Dont give a flying load of horse feathers"!

Bah, screw it. I don't care. :D

There are more than 6 billion religions in this world (nearly 7 billion now)... so yea i'm thinking you missed quite a few...

Excuse me? How dare you insult me! I demand to be the HIgh Priestess of "Dont give a flying load of horse feathers"!

Bah, screw it. I don't care. :D

Apologies. I will get around to changeing you title as soon as my memebership in the Church of Procrastination allows.:p

Apologies. I will get around to changeing you title as soon as my memebership in the Church of Procrastination allows.:p
Damnit! Stupid procrastination laws... *sits around on her ass for a while surfing the NS forums instead of doing her essay*

Damnit! Stupid procrastination laws... *sits around on her ass for a while surfing the NS forums instead of doing her essay*

I should be doing house work but I don't care, and I will get to it sometime.

I should be doing house work but I don't care, and I will get to it sometime.
Housework... at least you can do it half ass and get away with it...that is when you stop procrastinating, which I'm sure you'll do later.

Housework... at least you can do it half ass and get away with it...that is when you stop procrastinating, which I'm sure you'll do later.

All in good time.

My three day philosophy: I didn't care yesterday, I'm not going to care tommorow, so Its pointless to waste my time today.

Sounds like a nice church. But wouldn't joining a church get in the way of the Most Holy Apathy? Sign me up, if you can bothered, but I won't lose any sleep over it (or anything).

Sounds like a nice church. But wouldn't joining a church get in the way of the Most Holy Apathy? Sign me up, if you can bothered, but I won't lose any sleep over it (or anything).
We don't give a damn if you do. Leave your application by the paper shredder.

-- High Priestess of 'don't give a load of flying horse feathers'

Oooh, this church sounds cool! Oooh, I want to sign up, me! *gets weird looks from cooler people*
Sorry, I mean: Can I sign up or whatever? I don't give a damn anyway. It doesn't matter.

Meh, pffftt

Well, I still believe in my own teachings...even if nobody else does after all these years...:(

Oh... and by the way I've returned to judge you all and the apocalypse is coming soon too and my reign will soon begin on earth.

Have a nice day. :)

Oh... and by the way I've returned to judge you all and the apocalypse is coming soon too and my reign will soon begin on earth.

Have a nice day. :)

Hi.

Ohh me too! I mean, who cares anyway? Can I be something... not that I care.

Ohh me too! I mean, who cares anyway? Can I be something... not that I care.
Then why bother asking?

I however, can show you the door, but, I think you're smart enough to figure out, since I don't give a damn either way.

Hmmm.... Doesn't discussing the Church of Apathy and it's happenings sort of mean you do care, in which case, formalizing the Church of Apathy completely defeats the purpose (not caring) of the Church.

Can I be the High Priest and Master of Sacrifices?

Atheism is the church of apathy. (I can't be bothered to use caps.)

Atheism is the church of apathy. (I can't be bothered to use caps.)

I'd have thought agnosticism would fit the bill better. I am an atheist but I still care about religion, in the same way that a pacifist cares about war.

Atheism is the church of apathy. (I can't be bothered to use caps.)
If only you and Ritlina (or whatever he is now) would mate... :p