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long hair ? bit tits ? long legs ?

or do have any examples ?

i must ask first why are you asking this question, everyones tastes are so different that there is not be a "beautaful" woman for all

but for me its less to do with looks and more to do with how they act, dont get me wrong looks are in there, but i can enjoy being in the company of a great talking "ugly" woman, then an hot bitch

i must ask first why are you asking this question, everyones tastes are so different that there is not be a "beautaful" woman for all


thats the reason for my question. i wanna know how other men define it.

Well, one who can spell beautiful correctly is always nice.

Well, one who can spell beautiful correctly is always nice.


:P on you too you big meany, i could make jokes about how albertins cant drive worth a dam but iam not am it .......JK

:P on you too you big meany, i could make jokes about how albertins cant drive worth a dam but iam not am it .......JK

Well, Albertans are exceptional drivers and we can spell. But that's beside the point. I like a Women who has intelligence. That is important. I think you have to judge being beautiful on each individual rather than a blanket generality. There are a lot of contributing factors.

I'm not a man, but I'll reply anyway:

Uniqueness. I don't really care for the current ideal of beauty, as I normally can't tell "beautiful" people apart, they look like clones to me. A beautiful person, man or woman, must radiate some sort of uniqueness... some feature that is not regular, something slightly unsymetric, character that can be seen in appearance.
I'm rather vague on that, I know. But that's what dafines beauty for me.

Three words, One girl...

Sarah Michelle Gellar :D

i must agree with you there carba...there has to be something that stands out

I'm not a man, but I'll reply anyway:

Uniqueness.

So what is unique ?

-warts on the nose?
-acne all over the body?
-corns at the feet?
-an ass like Winnetous horse ?
-spectacles with aquarium glass? - looks like Harry Potter ?
-teeth like Richard Kiel - Jaws from James Bond...

Three words, One girl...

Sarah Michelle Gellar :D


yeah...she is unique

:D

http://static.flickr.com/9/68811851_9a3411445d_o.jpg

A beautiful soul. I can find many body types and variations attractive, I like certain parts of various women, but personality, and their soul is very important, can you can see it in the way a woman carries herself, how she talks, how she laughs, how she acts. That is beautiful to me.

And red hair.

Red hair drives me wild :)

http://x54.xanga.com/4b289a62d3d3219491858/w14001568.jpg
I have a thing for green eyes.

long hair ? bit tits ? long legs ?

or do have any examples ?

Well now...if we're talking physical beauty...tall, black hair, blue eyes and a smile that stays with you for days.
Or small, blond, green eyes and a smile that stays with you for days.
Or black, brown eyes, medium height with a smile that stays with you for days.
Redheads with nice smiles that stay with you for days are pretty gorgeous too.

You can see where I'm going with this...:)

So what is unique ?

-warts on the nose?
-acne all over the body?
-corns at the feet?
-an ass like Winnetous horse ?
-spectacles with aquarium glass? - looks like Harry Potter ?
-teeth like Richard Kiel - Jaws from James Bond...

Corns, acne and bad teeth are to me signs of bad hygiene, and I find it hard to tolerate that. Everything else, why not? I don't care for small details, as long as the person overall is harmonic in a way and has a certain air of beauty.

Tanned, slim to average build, 8-9inch cock....

OH! Women, silly me....

So I'm not a man. Here's my criteria anyway.

1. DSL. Ok so I don't have a "D", but women who have DSL are hot.
2. Small breasts, funny since I have big ones, but the itty bitties are what I like.
3. Haunting eyes. Eyes that have a mysterious soul behind them, if you know what I mean.
4. Open mind. If she's too judgemental of everyone and everything I'll end up slapping her before I know it.
5. A good sense of humor. I can't stand someone who doesn't know how to laugh.
6. Not sane. Level-headed is ok but normal is not. I like girls who have unusual quirks or personality traits that set them apart from the throng of mindless masses.

So I'm not a man. Here's my criteria anyway.

1. DSL. Ok so I don't have a "D", but women who have DSL are hot.
2. Small breasts, funny since I have big ones, but the itty bitties are what I like.
3. Haunting eyes. Eyes that have a mysterious soul behind them, if you know what I mean.
4. Open mind. If she's too judgemental of everyone and everything I'll end up slapping her before I know it.
5. A good sense of humor. I can't stand someone who doesn't know how to laugh.
6. Not sane. Level-headed is ok but normal is not. I like girls who have unusual quirks or personality traits that set them apart from the throng of mindless masses.

What is this DSL of which you speak?

Corns, acne and bad teeth are to me signs of bad hygiene....
Well, when I was little younger (like, last year), my acne was out of control. And I used alchol, drugs, and whatever to get rid of it, showered every day, and was a clean fella. To say that someone with acne has bad hygine is a poor judgement on your part, and while some people with acne do have bad hygine, but I for example do not. Unless you like irritated, dry skin with acne, because they won't go away due to genetics, not that my was like a field of acne, there was the occasional crater here and there.

But, I did find one cure: strip naked, enter a hot room, poor water on hot rocks, beat yourself with birchsticks, and open those pores, tear them open, and rip out the bacteria and little specks of dust that make pimples! Whip me harder with that birch branch, scrouge my face, rid me of this acne plague! AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Also, being physically active doesn't help. Even if you do shower throughly, some pimples do naturally occur. But, the sun does help clear me up, and if I stay away from carbonated beverages (they give me head-aches anyhow) my skin is acne free, until I irritate my face some more with shaving....

I'll just go get a paper bag.

But, corns and bad teeth are nasty, and do show bad hygine. :D

We're supposed to be talking about women, aren't we?

What is this DSL of which you speak?

If you don't know already, I'm afraid I shouldn'tdick sucking lipstell you. ;)

One more:

http://www.victoriapetitt.com/_assets/press/marisa0204.jpg
Although, I think she looks a lot better in full motion video than in stills for some reason.

Short answer, my ladyfriend.

Long, dark hair, slim frame, big beautiful eyes (brown and green are my favorite colors for them) and pale to light olive skin.

I also like the goth look sometimes, though.

If you don't know already, I'm afraid I shouldn'tdick sucking lipstell you. ;)


:D :cool:

As I said, nice smile.;)

Well, when I was little younger (like, last year), my acne was out of control. And I used alchol, drugs, and whatever to get rid of it, showered every day, and was a clean fella. To say that someone with acne has bad hygine is a poor judgement on your part, and while some people with acne do have bad hygine, but I for example do not. Unless you like irritated, dry skin with acne, because they won't go away due to genetics, not that my was like a field of acne, there was the occasional crater here and there.

But, I did find one cure: strip naked, enter a hot room, poor water on hot rocks, beat yourself with birchsticks, and open those pores, tear them open, and rip out the bacteria and little specks of dust that make pimples! Whip me harder with that birch branch, scrouge my face, rid me of this acne plague! AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Also, being physically active doesn't help. Even if you do shower throughly, some pimples do naturally occur. But, the sun does help clear me up, and if I stay away from carbonated beverages (they give me head-aches anyhow) my skin is acne free, until I irritate my face some more with shaving....

I'll just go get a paper bag.

But, corns and bad teeth are nasty, and do show bad hygine. :D

We're supposed to be talking about women, aren't we?

I know that acne can be clinical rather than a sign of bad hygiene. But still, if you try to treat it, it just shows, and your skin, while irritated, will not have that uncared-for, greasy, unwashed look. So that's ok, really.

And yes, we're supposed to be talking women. They can have acne, too, you know? ;)

So what is unique ?

-warts on the nose?
-acne all over the body?
-corns at the feet?
-an ass like Winnetous horse ?
-spectacles with aquarium glass? - looks like Harry Potter ?
-teeth like Richard Kiel - Jaws from James Bond...

Add in hairy legs and you have a winner.

I love hairy legs .... I am 1/2 hobbit and 1/2 Men

Add in hairy legs and you have a winner.

Only if one is shorter than the other...

Well, when I was little younger (like, last year), my acne was out of control. And I used alchol, drugs, and whatever to get rid of it, showered every day, and was a clean fella. To say that someone with acne has bad hygine is a poor judgement on your part, and while some people with acne do have bad hygine, but I for example do not. Unless you like irritated, dry skin with acne, because they won't go away due to genetics, not that my was like a field of acne, there was the occasional crater here and there.

But, I did find one cure: strip naked, enter a hot room, poor water on hot rocks, beat yourself with birchsticks, and open those pores, tear them open, and rip out the bacteria and little specks of dust that make pimples! Whip me harder with that birch branch, scrouge my face, rid me of this acne plague! AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Also, being physically active doesn't help. Even if you do shower throughly, some pimples do naturally occur. But, the sun does help clear me up, and if I stay away from carbonated beverages (they give me head-aches anyhow) my skin is acne free, until I irritate my face some more with shaving....

Thankyou.

Only if one is shorter than the other...

Or one is plastic.

That's a plus, actually. "fancy a bottle of red, dear?" *removes leg and pours it in*

*shakes head* Sorry.

Is noone else going to post pictures?

BTW, if you don't automatically see pictures in threads you can change your preferences so that you do.

Is noone else going to post pictures?

BTW, if you don't automatically see pictures in threads you can change your preferences so that you do.

Sure, here you go:

http://www.vegas4visitors.com/column/images/whoopi.jpg

Sure, here you go:
...

:(

:(

Looks like you and I have a different understanding of beauty...

I know that acne can be clinical rather than a sign of bad hygiene. But still, if you try to treat it, it just shows, and your skin, while irritated, will not have that uncared-for, greasy, unwashed look. So that's ok, really.
Yeah, greasy is icky! :p

Thank you.
I hope that's not the sarcastic kind of thank you, but varsågod!

I hope that's not the sarcastic kind of thank you, but varsågod!

It wasn't sarcastic. I've been on meds for it for about 4 years, and I hate how people automatically assume that you're disgusting and don't care.

I'm not a man, but I'll reply anyway:

Uniqueness. I don't really care for the current ideal of beauty, as I normally can't tell "beautiful" people apart, they look like clones to me. A beautiful person, man or woman, must radiate some sort of uniqueness... some feature that is not regular, something slightly unsymetric, character that can be seen in appearance.
I'm rather vague on that, I know. But that's what dafines beauty for me.
*applauds*

long hair ? bit tits ? long legs ?

or do have any examples ?
"all the beauty in the world resides in the eyes"

eyes and smile is where beauty is at (imo)



as for what constitutes a hot body (quite seperate from beauty), tasty legs do it for me. not necessarily long - just i <3 curves (in fact many very tall or overly thin ladies (such as models) who fit the standard 'long legs' moniker often look like they've been streched and have no shape or curve to their legs at all... boring!)


i went out of my way to provide samples of what i'm talking about :D :D
(it was a tough job but somebody had to do it ;))clicky (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/New%20Folder%2020/untitled.htm)

My idea of hot:
http://www.foolishgames.com/jewel/pics/magazine/jewel-elle.jpg

Reality check:
http://www.staceysstuff.com/images/Womansattitude.jpg

Usally a nice behind but i prefer somebody descent looking with a personality and i love blue or brown eyes and a nice laugh and yes i am being serious

though i do like brunette.

never .... the are blond ....

(it was a tough job but somebody had to do it ;))clicky (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/New%20Folder%2020/untitled.htm)

You have fine taste.

The woman I am engaged to. ;)

Check her (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/8344/dsc028494vr.jpg) out!

and another one (http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1384/picture18fg.jpg)

You have fine taste.
I thought that was gonna be that site where you scroll down and the girl ends up having a penis. Hmm.

Beautiful you say? I think my gf is stunning. Shes kinda short which I think is cute. Long blonde hair. Greeny/bluey eyes. Slim--but not a fucking stick. Shes hot. Mmm.

Check her (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/8344/dsc028494vr.jpg) out!

and another one (http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1384/picture18fg.jpg)
Damn.. That second pic..

So hot.. Can't take my eyes away...

Check her (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/8344/dsc028494vr.jpg) out!

and another one (http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1384/picture18fg.jpg)

Show us ya tits!

Show us ya tits!
Woohoo. Now we're talkin'!

Show us ya tits!
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3228/dsc001926qy.jpg

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3228/dsc001926qy.jpg

*fap fap fap*

:D

*fap fap fap*

:D

Ewwwww... all over the keyboard...

You have fine taste.
athank you :)


and another one (http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1384/picture18fg.jpg)
:eek: its boner time! :p

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3228/dsc001926qy.jpg
Excellent. /my new definition of beautiful.

Ewwwww... all over the keyboard...

I used a sock.


TMI? :p

I used a sock.
To clean it up?

To clean it up?

You havent heard of the old warm wet sock trick?

Not that i've ever tried it. Hmm.

You havent heard of the old warm wet sock trick?

Not that i've ever tried it. Hmm.
No. Explain.

*munches popcorn*

You havent heard of the old warm wet sock trick?

Not that i've ever tried it. Hmm.
Is the sock old? Or the trick? Cuz an old sock... Mmm, yummy smell :p

No. Explain.

*munches popcorn*

You wet a sock, warm it up somehow, and masturbate with it around your penis. I guess it doesn't have to be warmed up or wet, but whatever.

Is the sock old? Or the trick? Cuz an old sock... Mmm, yummy smell :p

I'd guess you keep a sock permanently as a cumrag.

You wet a sock, warm it up somehow, and masturbate with it around your penis. I guess it doesn't have to be warmed up or wet, but whatever.

as seen in the intro to the hit teen movie: American Pie (but was it 1 or 2? :confused: )

Hmmmm.....

How is it?

You wet a sock, warm it up somehow, and masturbate with it around your penis. I guess it doesn't have to be warmed up or wet, but whatever.

Amd again I find myself being reminded that is IS possible too know waaaaay too much.

I'd guess you keep a sock permanently as a cumrag.
Ohhh. Excellent. What fun

a beauty.

dark hair, dark blue eyes.

Yet my girlfriend has blond hair and brown/green eyes and i think she's stunning.

as seen in the intro to the hit teen movie: American Pie (but was it 1 or 2? :confused: )

Exactly! It was no.1, I think.

Hmmmm.....

How is it?

Haven't tried it. And I don't think anyone would admit having done it. So...*pokes with stick* get in your cage, Guinea pig. And take this smelly old gym sock with you.

Amd again I find myself being reminded that is IS possible too know waaaaay too much.

Hey, everyone has to be good at *something*. I'm just proud to do my job.

Amd again I find myself being reminded that is IS possible too know waaaaay too much.

I guess it's ok as long as he can tell the difference between a sock and a woman... somehow.

I guess it's ok as long as he can tell the difference between a sock and a woman... somehow.

Or as long as he doesn't like the sock more than the woman.

I guess it's ok as long as he can tell the difference between a sock and a woman... somehow.
Me thinks a woman would be less floppy

Me thinks a woman would be less floppy

One way to tell the difference is that one fits into the washing machine and the other doesn't...

So...*pokes with stick* get in your cage, Guinea pig. And take this smelly old gym sock with you.

hahahaha best quote of the week! :p :p

(puts in sig... no wait i don't wanna become a n/a zombi. ah well) (mental image was damn funny tho... if a little disturbing)

One way to tell the difference is that one fits into the washing machine and the other doesn't...
And one starts complaining if you put your foot in the hole

I'm not just saying this to win points with the women, but honestly it's their personality that makes them beutiful. I mean this litterally. If I like the woman I want to find her beutiful, so I start to notice her best features and ignore the worst. I don't do this consiously, it just happens. Eventually she looks more and more beutiful. If I'm in love with her I'm generally convinced she is the prettiest girl in the world.

All that said to give you the answer that you are probably looking for:

I don't really have a preferance, except that I prefer her to be proportional. Certain features go well together. I guess I would find smaller breasts more attractive on a very skinny girl then large ones. I like brown eyes with black hair better then blue eyes. But with blond hair I like lighter eye colors. I've found both tall girls and short girls attractive. I've found curvey, thin, and average girls attractive. I've found girls of all races attractive. The main thing I find unattractive is if the girl is too heavy or sickly. Again, this is only initial preferance. After I get to know her it doesn't matter what she looks like if I like her.

Someone should go away now and try the sock theory. Ya'know, in the interests of science..

Someone should go away now and try the sock theory. Ya'know, in the interests of science..
You do it, I'm working

Someone should go away now and try the sock theory. Ya'know, in the interests of science..

I'll do it! Wait.. no. I can't.

Me thinks a woman would be less floppy

Meh, I guess you could use an extra-thick wool sock.

hahahaha best quote of the week! :p :p

(puts in sig... no wait i don't wanna become a n/a zombi. ah well) (mental image was damn funny tho... if a little disturbing)

:D

Three words, One girl...

Sarah Michelle Gellar :D


Two words: Hale Berry:fluffle:

Beautiful is as beautiful does.

If she can understand my theory of space/time/thought interaction. As in, stick around long enough to listen to it and only interrupt to tell me to hurry up and spark the smoke...

So yeah. Patience is a virtue. As is being flat crazy enough to consider me, my lifestyle or the stinking cesspool that is my mind in anyway tolerable in a boyfriend.

Patience, tolerance, a quick mind and a nice cuddle. Beautiful.

"all the beauty in the world resides in the eyes"

eyes and smile is where beauty is at (imo)



as for what constitutes a hot body (quite seperate from beauty), tasty legs do it for me. not necessarily long - just i <3 curves (in fact many very tall or overly thin ladies (such as models) who fit the standard 'long legs' moniker often look like they've been streched and have no shape or curve to their legs at all... boring!)


i went out of my way to provide samples of what i'm talking about :D :D
(it was a tough job but somebody had to do it ;))clicky (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/New%20Folder%2020/untitled.htm)
Yay for guys who like curves! :fluffle: And you said I have a lovely smile.... w00t! :p

Yay for guys who like curves! :fluffle: And you said I have a lovely smile.... w00t! :p
you do have a lovely smile :)
and i should think a beautiful pair of eyes to get lost in too... just checked: yes, you do :D ;)

got your email (again, been meaning/wanting to reply all day), sorry 'bout not being about last night... will be on later! *fluffles*

just checked: yes, you do :D ;)

got your email (again, been meaning/wanting to reply all day), sorry 'bout not being about last night... will be on later! *fluffles*
Smooth man. Real smooth :p

And secretive too. You little rascal you

i like women who are "bootyfull"..

Well, one who can spell beautiful correctly is always nice.
THANK you!

you do have a lovely smile :)
Good thing too really, seeing as you have me smiling so much ;) :D *is smiling right now!*
and i should think a beautiful pair of eyes to get lost in too... just checked: yes, you do :D ;)
Hehe, double w00t! :p
Okay. Don't worry about it. I have fun fun revision to do as well but shall also be on later *fluffles*
I have a tendency of hijacking threads talking to you.... :p

Well, Albertans are exceptional drivers and we can spell. But that's beside the point. I like a Women who has intelligence. That is important. I think you have to judge being beautiful on each individual rather than a blanket generality. There are a lot of contributing factors.
Yes, you albertans can spell. POORLY. You like a woman how has intelligence.

Yes, you albertans can spell. POORLY. You like a woman who has intelligence.
The irony :rolleyes:

Three words, One girl...

Sarah Michelle Gellar :D

I agree!

Smooth man. Real smooth :p

And secretive too. You little rascal you
:D

(i hijack ALL threads!)

:D

(i hijack ALL threads!)
I know. You should have named your nation Pure Pirate Metal (Awesome bandname)

My definition of a beautiful women?
I don't care!
But my definition of a perfect women would be:
A nymphomaniac brewery owner :eek:

Long hair(preferably brown)
Small
Small breasts

keira knightley took the hotness test and scored 100%

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6064/keira21024x7683gw.jpg

:D

I know. You should have named your nation Pure Pirate Metal (Awesome bandname)
arr! *dons eyepatch* we could plunder and hijack all the threads together! and share the booty ;) (haha, "booty" :D)

*should make a puppet...*

long hair ? bit tits ? long legs ?

or do have any examples ?
Most won't believe this, but a truly beautiful woman is one who shines from within. She knows who she is and is unafraid. She loves little children, small animals, and virtually everyone else. She's not afraid to get her hands dirty doing what needs to be done. She doesn't give her romatic love easily, but when she does, it's completely ... without reservation. When she's defending those she loves, she does so with courage and holds nothing back. She's intelligent, passionate about life, and loves giving of herself to those in need. She may or may not be physically attractive, but that inner light makes her beautiful.

Mmmm three words. My.Future.Wife! :D she is the most beautiful soul (and body) that I have ever met, and I most definately want to marry her! in a few years cause i'm just turning 17... But still! and no, I'm not going to tell you all about her, no more than i already have, cause its a secret :p In other words i mean it's a personal matter :p

Most won't believe this, but a truly beautiful woman is one who shines from within. She knows who she is and is unafraid. She loves little children, small animals, and virtually everyone else. She's not afraid to get her hands dirty doing what needs to be done. She doesn't give her romatic love easily, but when she does, it's completely ... without reservation. When she's defending those she loves, she does so with courage and holds nothing back. She's intelligent, passionate about life, and loves giving of herself to those in need. She may or may not be physically attractive, but that inner light makes her beautiful.


My wife's the best. Her hands are filthy doing what needs to be done with me.

i like women who are "bootyfull"..

Same here. I like women with small waists and wide hips.

I also like red hair a lot.

My wife's the best. Her hands are filthy doing what needs to be done with me.

What, fisting?

What, fisting?
could be worse....

My wife's the best. Her hands are filthy doing what needs to be done with me.
Man, you are one sick puppy! :D

could be worse....
Ha! Not much! :p

A large brown-skinned butt:D

I walked home with her last night.

You lucky lucky.....

You lucky lucky.....

Well, by "walk home" I don't mean slept with, for anyone who was jumping to that conclusion. I jus walked her home since we were both out at a friend's place. Anyway, equal parts pretty, funny, witty, silly, and caring.

I would've just gone with it....

I know. You should have named your nation Pure Pirate Metal (Awesome bandname)

Hahahaha. Someone should start a genre called "pirate metal".

Hahahaha. Someone should start a genre called "pirate metal".

That already happened. Several bands in my area call themselves 'pirate metal.'

Well, Albertans are exceptional drivers and we can spell. But that's beside the point.
Your spelling is not bad. See next sentence:

I like a Women who has intelligence. That is important.

However, your grammar is atrocious:

I think you have to judge being beautiful on each individual rather than a blanket generality.

*CanuckHeaven tips hat and exits thread.