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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005550115,00.html

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/28/dalek_film/

Some people just have no sense of fun whatsoever. I'm an avid fan of Dr. Who and I'd gladly pay to watch a Dalek sex-romp.

Jeers to the Beeb and the estate of Terry Nation!

Holy Shit!

If the pictures are just a taste, I'll buy out the whole stock!

*wanks*

I never knew such pictures could be posted on NS... ;)

It's funny, 'cos no-one gave a shit when Katy Manning posed naked with a Dalek.

Why get upset now?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005550115,00.html

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/28/dalek_film/

Some people just have no sense of fun whatsoever. I'm an avid fan of Dr. Who and I'd gladly pay to watch a Dalek sex-romp.

Jeers to the Beeb and the estate of Terry Nation!
That's just .... strange! Heh! :rolleyes:

BTW, WTF is a Dalek?

BTW, WTF is a Dalek?

Only the coolest race of aliens from the best sci-fi show ever.

Only the coolest race of aliens from the best sci-fi show ever.
Damn right. Keep yer Borg, yer Cylons, yer Sith... if it doesn't roll, it doesn't ROCK.

You might want to pull the first link, I think that NS is one of those places which boasts enough people who are afraid of boobies to effect the rules.

I especially like this bit:
It’s simple, Daleks do not do porn.
Then how do you explain the visual evidence, Mr Interviewed by The Sun Man? I (will) have video evidence in my sticky hands that your Daleks are no where near as Puritanical as you seem to demand.
We need to start a campaign immediately, Stop the Oppression of Daleksexuals (SOD). Only by standing together can we SODs show the world, "Love knows no planet."

You might want to pull the first link, I think that NS is one of those places which boasts enough people who are afraid of boobies to effect the rules.

I especially like this bit:

Then how do you explain the visual evidence, Mr Interviewed by The Sun Man? I (will) have video evidence in my sticky hands that your Daleks are no where near as Puritanical as you seem to demand.
We need to start a campaign immediately, Stop the Oppression of Daleksexuals (SOD). Only by standing together can we SODs show the world, "Love knows no planet."
You bloody SOD! :D

What, low-res titties are an offence?

Oh, flibble.

What, low-res titties are an offence?

Oh, flibble.
ROFLMAO! "Fibble?" WTF, over? Heh!

What, low-res titties are an offence?
I think so, but I'm far too lazy to check the Rules to be sure.
I find it intensley amusing that the first piccy is censored with one of those stupid Pr0n-Star things so that you don't accidentally see a little bit of nipple, and then near the bottom we have full titty exposure. Vewy pecuwiah.

Well, I promise not to remove the offending linky if you all promise not to rat me out to the mods...

ROFLMAO! "Fibble?" WTF, over? Heh!
Kinda like saying 'fuck' but without resorting to vulgarity. Pop-cultural reference: In the television series 'Red Dwarf' the hologrammatic character, Arnold Judas Rimmer undergoes some form of psychosis which results in his adopting a hand-puppet, shaped like a penguin, whom he refers to as 'Mr. Flibble'.

Well, I promise not to remove the offending linky if you all promise not to rat me out to the mods...
I won't rat for the same reason that I won't check the rules. All that moving the mouse and clicking the buttons would take up too much time and effort better spent trying to come up with crass puns.

I won't rat for the same reason that I won't check the rules. All that moving the mouse and clicking the buttons would take up too much time and effort better spent trying to come up with crass puns.
Y'know, I've been hard on you at times, Fiddlebottoms, I know - but I'm coming to realize it's stupid to be bothered by someone who NSes in a fashion similar to one's own manner. I know just what you mean about crass puns. Not to mention nicely mixed metaphors and lightly tossed double-entendres.

BTW, there's funny results when you do a google picture search on "dalek" (top right 1st page - apparently that idea wasn't that new) - and then I found this one:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/triggur-dalek.jpg

LOL i want to buy that.....-_-

I take it they come with better attachments now...

It was Dobbstown first, now its Dobbsworld, what'll it be next? Dobbsuniverse?

Kinda like saying 'fuck' but without resorting to vulgarity. Pop-cultural reference: In the television series 'Red Dwarf' the hologrammatic character, Arnold Judas Rimmer undergoes some form of psychosis which results in his adopting a hand-puppet, shaped like a penguin, whom he refers to as 'Mr. Flibble'.
http://www.thatcanadiangirl.co.uk/wp-pictures/Mrflibble.jpg

:D God, I remember that. I need to own all Red Dwarf.

It was Dobbstown first, now its Dobbsworld, what'll it be next? Dobbsuniverse?


There are a lot more variations before he should have done "world".

Dobbsville
Dobbston
Dobbstadt
...

There are a lot more variations before he should have done "world".

Dobbsville
Dobbston
Dobbstadt
...
Dobbsgrad
Dobbscity
Dobbshire
...

It was kinda like Elijah Bailey's son in Asimov's Robots/Empire/Foundation series - he founded a world and it was called Baleyworld. So, after Dobbstown got erm... 'nuked', I played around with a few variations on the Dobbstown theme, but settled on Dobbsworld after I made up my cool new flag.

Dobbsborough
Dobbslamabad
Dobbsnk

...

Dobbshire and Dobbslamabad sure have a nice sound to them. How about Dobbosivirsk?

(While of course Dobbstadt or Dobbsdorf are fine, too ;))

BTW, there's funny results when you do a google picture search on "dalek" (top right 1st page - apparently that idea wasn't that new) - and then I found this one:

Funny :D

Oddly enough I was searching on Google image search for a the logo of a well known sports brand, and the second image it found was rather funny (in context).

Though I'm not sure if I should say which brand, since I'm not sure about mod policy on this. And I don't want to lose another account for accidentally posting something deemed "obscene."

Dobbsdale

Dobbsford

Dobbsbury

Dobbsinium

Angkordobbs

Angkordobbs
I like this one the best so far.

also:

Dobbspoli
Dobbsuktituk
Dobbsage

But, ummm... why are we picking out new names for me, anyway?:confused:

Funny :D

Oddly enough I was searching on Google image search for a the logo of a well known sports brand, and the second image it found was rather funny (in context).

Though I'm not sure if I should say which brand, since I'm not sure about mod policy on this. And I don't want to lose another account for accidentally posting something deemed "obscene."
Just don't do it, then! :D

I wander if we are allowed to post porn here. Or just sites that don't mainly have porn but do... like this one

http://www.cardiff-kayakers.com/photos/photos_index.htm

I advise you to remove the link. I think it is current mod policy around here to delete anyone who posts pornography.

I wish people wouldn't go posting porn links on my thread I don't want it shut down unceremoniously, thanks. If someone's getting weird on me over the pics in the article well... It's just a couple of low-res stills that feature nips clocking in at what - 6 pixels square, at that? Less? While there's a perfectly amusing news story attached.

If you go throwing porn links at the thread, well... bye-bye thread. So less fun. Don't make things less fun.

I like this one the best so far.

also:

Dobbspoli
Dobbsuktituk
Dobbsage

But, ummm... why are we picking out new names for me, anyway?:confused:

Because somehow the thought of watching 18 year old xenosexual lesbians has left readers of this thread so confused that our brains have turned to putty and left us incapable of discussing anything except your name. And because otherwise I might have to think about what Daleks really do with that plunger.

And shouldn't that have been 'Dobbsopolis'?

Xenosexual?

I wish Dr Who had discovered this group of Daleks years ago. :p

I just want to know how they manage to work in the phonebox. :D

I advise you to remove the link. I think it is current mod policy around here to delete anyone who posts pornography.
That picture wasn't pornographic, for heaven's sake!

And shouldn't that have been 'Dobbsopolis'?
If I was doing the Greek bit, it would've been. I was thinking of 'Tripoli', admittedly.

Wow! And here I was thinking this thread was going to go the way of the Dodo.

Rejoice!

... I too wish to learn the finer points of Dalek plunger-lust.

Xenosexual?

Xenosexual = sex with aliens, or a preference for sex with aliens.

From xenos (Gr.) = Foreign, a prefix more typically used in the context of xenobiology (biology of alien worlds).

See, even threads about exhibitionist teenage lesbians performing for dalek voyeurs can be educational.