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HA! The Bill O'Reilly "Holiday Ornament."

The Nazz
30-11-2005, 23:40
Not Christmas ornament--Holiday ornament (http://shop.ecompanystore.com/foxnews/FOX_ProductList.asp?TYPE=Holiday+Ideas&index=7&CATALOG=FOX&ID=71). Mister "I'm the protector of Christmas" doesn't have a Christmas ornament for sale in the Fox Shop.

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The O'Reilly Factor Holiday Ornament
Product #: FOX21001200 Price: $9.95

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Put your holiday tree in "The No Spin Zone" with this silver glass "O'Reilly Factor" ornament. Metal cap and hoop for hanging. Made in the USA.
UpwardThrust
30-11-2005, 23:41
lol thats great :)

He has finaly submitted to sinister PC mind controll
http://www.mwm.cz/mwm/image02/031-1.jpg

Exelent
Teh_pantless_hero
30-11-2005, 23:49
Oh, I was thinking it would be a picture of him with crap incessantly coming out of his open mouth, but I guess that wouldn't be very jolly.
Ankhmet
30-11-2005, 23:51
It smashes itself and tries to glass you if you don't vote Republican.

*nods*

Everyone know it's only called a holiday ornament because the PC gestapo threatened to kill him.
Peisandros
30-11-2005, 23:53
The O'Reilly Factor Holiday Ornament
Oh dear.

"O'Reilly Factor" Hmm.
The Nazz
01-12-2005, 00:04
Oh, I was thinking it would be a picture of him with crap incessantly coming out of his open mouth, but I guess that wouldn't be very jolly.
Doesn't his splotchiness make up for the lack of jollity?:D
Drunk commies deleted
01-12-2005, 00:29
Not Christmas ornament--Holiday ornament (http://shop.ecompanystore.com/foxnews/FOX_ProductList.asp?TYPE=Holiday+Ideas&index=7&CATALOG=FOX&ID=71). Mister "I'm the protector of Christmas" doesn't have a Christmas ornament for sale in the Fox Shop.

http://shop.ecompanystore.com/foxnews/FOX_Products/FOX21001200-t.jpg
http://tinypic.com/i28y8l.jpg
Foe Hammer
01-12-2005, 00:41
Not Christmas ornament--Holiday ornament (http://shop.ecompanystore.com/foxnews/FOX_ProductList.asp?TYPE=Holiday+Ideas&index=7&CATALOG=FOX&ID=71). Mister "I'm the protector of Christmas" doesn't have a Christmas ornament for sale in the Fox Shop.

http://shop.ecompanystore.com/foxnews/FOX_Products/FOX21001200-t.jpg
This is the most pointless thread I've seen yet, and to top it off, a failed attack at a political talk show host. Congratulations. You make less sense than a Jack Chick tract.
Greenlander
01-12-2005, 00:47
Nah, it's not a pointless thread, it's funny.

I actually like O'Rielly, but that "holiday" ornament irony stuff is funny, I admit it.. :p
Neo Mishakal
01-12-2005, 00:48
You know what is sad?:(

There is someone out there dumb enough to BUY ONE!

Not to mention hang it on the Christmas tree...

Very scary thought indeed!:eek:
Sumamba Buwhan
01-12-2005, 00:52
What? Bill O'Rielly is the embodiment of Christmas, Christianity and the holidays in general.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-12-2005, 01:17
The perfect gift to send to everyone on your Enemies List!
I'll bet that glass looks makes such festive shrapnel if you pack it in with your holiday letter bombs.
Teh_pantless_hero
01-12-2005, 01:30
You know what is sad?:(

There is someone out there dumb enough to BUY ONE!

Not to mention hang it on the Christmas tree...

Very scary thought indeed!:eek:
The worst part is that I know that tomorrow on Rick and Bubba, I know they will be talking about this ornament and how they are going to buy it and it will look great hanging next to the baby Jesus on their tree.
CanuckHeaven
01-12-2005, 01:41
This is the most pointless thread I've seen yet, and to top it off, a failed attack at a political talk show host. Congratulations. You make less sense than a Jack Chick tract.
A tad defensive about Bill O'Reilly huh?
Teh_pantless_hero
01-12-2005, 01:44
A tad defensive about Bill O'Reilly huh?
A tad? You might be understating it.
CanuckHeaven
01-12-2005, 01:46
A tad? You might be understating it.
Maybe so. :D
Culaypene
01-12-2005, 01:47
oh shit, im definitely buying one. maybe two.

great, non-denominational, winter-time presents.
End of Darkness
01-12-2005, 01:51
I'll take forty!
Eutrusca
01-12-2005, 01:55
I think I'll give everyone on my list one of these ornaments, just to piss you off! :D
Teh_pantless_hero
01-12-2005, 01:58
Who wants to bet if you touch it it spouts off talking points at an extremely loud volume?
Utracia
01-12-2005, 01:58
Who would ever get such a thing? :eek:
Deep Kimchi
01-12-2005, 02:07
I think that The Nazz secretly has the hots for O'Reilly...
Baked Hippies
01-12-2005, 02:23
I hate that man.
Eutrusca
01-12-2005, 02:25
I think that The Nazz secretly has the hots for O'Reilly...
Hehehe! Can't you just imagine? Bill and Nazz ... oh ... wait! That's too disgusting to contemplate! :D
Eutrusca
01-12-2005, 02:26
I hate that man.
[ Pats Baked Hippies on the head ] There, there. I'm sure he'll be either dead or unpopular in a few years. Have patience. ;)
Deep Kimchi
01-12-2005, 02:30
Here's the weird part - apparently The Nazz reads O'Reilly transcripts - I don't watch Bill, read Bill, or care what Bill says.

Nazz, I bet that if you stopped reading O'Reilly and Coulter on a daily basis, your blood pressure might return to normal...
UpwardThrust
01-12-2005, 03:20
lol the funny thing is I viseted home tonight for supper and my dad was watching bill ... and he was ranting about stores changing "happy christmass" to "happy hollidays"

Its so frigging funny that the store for his place of employment is selling these lol
CthulhuFhtagn
01-12-2005, 03:37
This is the most pointless thread I've seen yet, and to top it off, a failed attack at a political talk show host. Congratulations. You make less sense than a Jack Chick tract.
Au contraire. Chick tracts make perfect sense. It's just not very good sense.
CanuckHeaven
01-12-2005, 03:38
I think I'll give everyone on my list one of these ornaments, just to piss you off! :D
Do you think they can cut one in half for you? :rolleyes:
The Nazz
01-12-2005, 05:52
This is the most pointless thread I've seen yet, and to top it off, a failed attack at a political talk show host. Congratulations. You make less sense than a Jack Chick tract.
I guess you'd have to know that Bill O'Reilly has been making a mission out of defending Christmas, and spends a lot of energy every year around this time making a big deal about how the secular left is trying to take Christmas out of the public sphere by replacing it with the term "holiday." So sorry--I assumed people who would come into this thread would have a modicum of understanding about the topic.:rolleyes:
CanuckHeaven
01-12-2005, 06:34
So sorry--I assumed people who would come into this thread would have a modicum of understanding about the topic.:rolleyes:
Is that a 56K modicum? :D
Sumamba Buwhan
01-12-2005, 07:39
i love that word!

mo di cum
I am now goign to drive my girlfriend crazy by modicumly applying that word wrongly to everything modicum.

thanks N-Life!